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RomanceRe: Which Nigerian Girl Cheats More? Igbo, Yoruba, Hausa, Edo by deshclones(m): 8:32pm On Mar 13, 2012
The OP is a raving maad,idiotic moorafuckher ....what has tribe got to do with cheatinghuh angry angry angry
RomanceRe: Describe Ur Ex Using Movie Titles by deshclones(m): 8:30pm On Mar 13, 2012
the peeps that chose ""living in bondage and gods are not to blame"" na una come first..chai..NL dey sweet grin grin grin grin
Properties2bedroom Flat Urgently Needed In Amuwo Odofin by deshclones(op): 7:17am On Mar 13, 2012
I need a very clean 2bedroom flat in a good location in [b]amuwo odofin[/b.

house must be brand new and have all basic amenities..e.g well tiled,masters room ensuite, spacious sitting room /dinning and rooms with wardrobe,in a clean and secured close or estate.not more than 4 tenants in a compound.

please send a mail to aroznnkoch@gmail.com..or drop your contact details here..i will definitely get back to you.
AutosRe: Good Quality Toyota Under 1.5m by deshclones(m): 6:43am On Mar 13, 2012
let her go for a 2010 toyota rav 4....mtschewwwwwwwwww.....08 camry for 1.5m...naija peeps sha.. grin grin
CrimeRe: 32 Year Old Obiora Ikenna Arrested With Cocaine In India by deshclones(m): 4:55pm On Mar 12, 2012
seun posted it to the front page..nigga boy..don't go and upgrade your site....keep promoting tribalism... angry angry
RomanceRe: True Love Still Exist by deshclones(m): 11:19am On Mar 09, 2012
Dyt:
^^ wow
finally
my adviced worked on u
congrats man

i wanna cm 4 dat weddin sir
u sure will dear, cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: True Love Still Exist by deshclones(m): 10:05am On Mar 09, 2012
stepo707:
Thats so sweet.So when you getting married?
Thanks

this year by God's grace, once she rounds up with her PG, cool cool
PoliticsRe: Ojukwu's Son Alleges Blackmail By Family Members by deshclones(m): 10:00am On Mar 09, 2012
The debe guy is pathetic, why discuss family issues in publi??moreover he left his dad's burial to attend to private business, responsible minds should pay him no heed,

VENUSS:
whats wrong with this pple, cant they change? as old and educated as they are , they are still fighting over thier g/ fathers propety, cant they be a man and work hard for theres. am sure at this age they are even rich with the influence of thier late father, isnt dat enuogh? ooh the rich are gettin richer and the poor getting poorer! they are so silly and ignorant. am sure they will tell me they studied abroad nd yet ther arent civilised arguing over who isnt a legitimate son. why didnt ojukwu jnr say it to his fathers face when he was alive. hisssssssssssssssssss
you spew rubbish like a kid, abiola,FRA williams,fela etc kids are still fighting and killing themselves over their grand dad/dad's properties so its not an igbo thing, wink wink
RomanceRe: True Love Still Exist by deshclones(m): 5:32pm On Mar 08, 2012
My fiance is my life, she is the best thing that has ever happened to me, the help and support (moral and financial)she gave me back then when boys were hussling in school can never be compared, am so proud of my girl, ,proud to tell the whole world that i wholeheartedly bought an engagement with my first NYSC allawi, proud to tell the world that i bought a car for my sweetness even b4 i bought mine, though she rejected it and suggested we get a land in chevron drive.i can do anything for her, anything, she is all i live for, you can never stay 5mins with me without me regaling you with stories of my beautiful sweetness, grin grin

The only time i had a change of mind was when she graduated with a third class but thank God i snapped out of it, its better to have a wife with world class brain and so sweet than to have a cheat with 1st class as a wife, cheesy cheesy cheesy

so i believe this story in all its entirety, desh say so, wink wink
RomanceRe: True Love Still Exist by deshclones(m): 5:20pm On Mar 08, 2012
I subscribe 101%, i am a living example, something like this happened , cool cool

it takes the grace of God to find a good wife, irresponsible girls abound but there are still very good girls , just search and believe, cool cool
CelebritiesRe: Photos: Bobby Brown Arrives Lagos For Friday Concert by deshclones(m): 2:15pm On Mar 08, 2012
What the Bleep is he going to singhuh

bad thing is some crazy ass chic will force her docile bf/man friend to take her to the show, huh huh
PoliticsRe: We Won’t Apologise To Nigeria, Says S-africa by deshclones(m): 10:09am On Mar 08, 2012
olapo:
I HAVE LIVED IN SA FOR A WHILE AND I CAN SAY SA IS NOT WORTH LEAVING  NIGERIA FOR, THE COUNTRY IS BEAUTIFUL AND WELL ORGANISED NO DOUBT BUT WHAT ABOUT BEING DISRESPECTED BY EVERY BLACK SOUTH AFRICAN ANYWHERE YOU GO, ONCE YOU SPEAK THEY KNOW YOU ARE FROM THE WEST, THEN THEY START BEING RUDE TO YOU. THEY DO NOT CARE IF YOU ARE SPENDING THOUSANDS OF RAND IN THEIR STORE. NIGERIANS IN SA ARE SUFFERING A GREAT DEAL WHEN IT COMES TO PERCEPTION, POLICE LOVES NIGERIANS COS THEY CAN ARREST YOU FOR NO REASON, THEY KNOW THEY WILL MAKE A LOT OF MONEY FROM YOU COS THEY KNOW THE SITUATION OF OUR COUNTRY AND THEY KNOW WE DO NOT WISH TO GO BACK HOME(DEPORTED). THE PLACE IS AS BAD AS NIGERIA, CORRUPTION IS EVERYWHERE IN THEIR GOVT. WE ARE BETTER THAN THEM COS WE ARE HARDWORKING PEOPLE, THEIR MEN ARE SO LAZY, ITS ONLY THE WOMEN THAT REALLY WORK, THE YOUTHS DO NOT LIKE SCHOOL, ONLY WHITES ARE INTERESTED IN SCHOOLING, THEY DRINK FROM MONDAY TO  SUNDAY, ROB, SELL DRUGS AND violation WOMEN. THEIR LIFE IS NOT ENVIABLE, ONLY THE STATE OF THEIR COUNTRY IS. IF YOU WANT TO ENJOY SA, YOU HAVE TO LIVE AMONG  THE WHITE SA'S,  BLACKS HATE FOREIGNERS, ITS JUST AS BAD AS THAT,
NIGERIANS ARE KNOWN IN SA FOR DRUG PEDDLING, FRAUD, TAKING THEIR LIMITED JOBS, AND SNATCHING THEIR GIRLS (THEY DON'T KNOW HOW TO TREAT WOMEN RIGHT, BUT NAIJA GUYS DO)
IT WONT BE NICE TO DEPORT ALL NIGERIANS FROM SA ANYWAY  COS THERE ARE SO MANY NIGERIANS WHO HAVE THRIVING BIZ HERE, THEIR FAMILY, HOUSES AND INVESTMENT OF ALL SORT, NAIJA IS BAD, WHERE WILL ALL THESE PEOPLE START FROM, THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH JOBS IN THAT COUNTRY, NO SECURITY, LIGHT, NO WATER, NO GOOD HOUSING SCHEME, NAIJA CANNOT BE COMPARED TO SA IN TERMS OF PEACE OF MIND AND VALUE FOR MONEY, BUT HOME IS HOME, THERE WE ARE FREE, NOBODY INTIMIDATES US AND WE ALWAYS FIND A WAY TO BE HAPPY.
read all the garbage you posted and one thing comes to mind, you are a bagga, a full fledged bleeding bagga, what about the millions of us that have chosen to stay and strive for the best irrespective of how bad our country is?? which country is 100% free from all these stuff you listed??who will fix this country if everybody has the kind of stupid mindset you brazenly exhibit?? you talk'like SA is the best place you have ever visited, please dont provoke me this beautiful morning, angry angry
PoliticsRe: We Won’t Apologise To Nigeria, Says S-africa by deshclones(m): 9:58am On Mar 08, 2012
Damalex4luv:
Send mtn and dstv away too.they are bunch of bastard.
nice suggestions pal but sadly no good alternative, you wan watch mytv or startimes??attimes like this you wonder what sort of brain that toyin subair guy has to blow up a rare opportunity he had, HITV would have gone places by now if he had been prudent enough to invest the billions he took as loan frm GTbank into the company via creating so many other interesting channels,instead he used it to live a stupid flamboyant lifestyle, buying bullet proof range rovers,Lamborghini and partying like there was no tomorrow, Gtbank should arrest that guy and fleece him of all those properties he acquired , i can even take them to two choice properties he has at ikoyi and nicon estate, angry angry


Bawss1:
Make I no watch TV again  or make phone calls because some [b]silly senator[/b] was embarrassed overseas? Big f-ing deal. Get real
lol, God used that senator to open the eyes of Govt, its a blessing he was arrested mate, wink wink
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Need A White Lady Desperately. by deshclones(m): 7:35pm On Mar 07, 2012
Crown Prince:
Please how do a white punny taste?. I mean the ''centre gravity'' of a white chick?
I have tasted all them black-short,tall,lanky,busty,double axle,etc
Now i need to strafe a white chick to compare and contrast before making a choice of variety.
Nairalandlers oversea,plz help cool
some parents do have them, grin grin, NL is surely the HQTRs of all sorts of mad men incorporated, guess thats what makes it thick,

@op, nothing different from the normal black chic pu.sssy, go to port-harcourt of calabar esp during the carnival, white prostitutes yakpaaaaaaaaaaaa grin grin
RomanceRe: When Your Wife Pushes You Too Far,a Slap Or 2 Could Be Justified by deshclones(m): 4:34pm On Mar 07, 2012
LesbianBoy:
If woman is just nagging, cussing(even if she cusses a man's parent,no sweat rememebe[/b]r talk is cheap) and a man beat or just touch her slightly i will be the first to snuff life out of the man and call the man a manbitches like that BITTER SINGLE PARENT who comes online claiming mrs does when [b]sum [/b]comment by men on here hit a raw nerve in her, loooooollllzzzz but once the woman makes the first [b]violength move MEN PLS FEEL FREE TO KILL THE WOMAN! Becos there is also no justification to hit a man. Meny men have permanent mark injuries and did nothing due to ''am a gentulman and should not hit a woman under any cecomestance!''. There are meny ways to be a gentulman if u really wanna be one liike washing ur girlfriend/wife's pant, coming down and opening the CAR door for her, buy her flowers; recharge card whenever she asks and so on not walking away when u recieve a hot slap from a girl who u know did it on pawpose [/b]or walking away when she knowingly [b]tears ur company important document which they left in ur care! NO THAT CANT HAPUN! ME I WILL KILL SOMEBORDY I KNOW MYSELF! And before any bordy wanna call me a caword i whip men a$$ real bad too(the once who fork up) truss me i have the energy to FIGHT! I didnt go to NDA for notthing!
GEEEEEZ, English is indeed a hard language, gosh, classic, will definitely save this grin grin, my brother ekpele, its not an easy something man, i feel your pain, grin grin grin  laugh wan kill me
RomanceRe: I Am Attracted To My Househelp by deshclones(m): 4:24pm On Mar 07, 2012
MOI LOVINA:
Village man. you want to stoop low to sleep with ur help. it shows the level of ur maturity. get a grip of urself
How can you trade ur life with ur wife over 7mins pleasurehuh??
that got me laffing , dude is obviously a 7min man cos his brain is filled with soapy water, grin grin
RomanceRe: When Your Wife Pushes You Too Far,a Slap Or 2 Could Be Justified by deshclones(m): 4:17pm On Mar 07, 2012
[quote author=~Killz~ link=topic=887033.msg10350191#msg10350191 date=1331132667][color=#000030]Bola.Babe! Have you considered stand up comedy? You got talent. . . Why wasting it? cheesy I almost slapped my boss laughing. . . grin grin grin[/color][/quote]smh, dude still depending on some fuckhead somewhere for his monthly pay running his mouth at me, desh, don see something sha, undecided undecided
RomanceRe: Its The Third Time My Girlfriend Has Threatened To Castrate Me. . . by deshclones(m): 3:09pm On Mar 07, 2012
bin gbagbo:
Anytime, another girl calls my phone or sends me a text, she would yell and scream and curse and threaten.She always threatens to castrate me.
Now she said this again yesterday when she saw me at a drinking spot with my lady friend.
i was going through her bag this morning and found A pair of scissors, one very sharp knife, a packet of razor blade, some cotton wool, a bottle of schnapps and gention violet.
i am really scared, what should i do?? cry
you obviously think here is the jokes section where you post thrash, get a life mor00n, u disgust me, angry angry angry
RomanceRe: When Your Wife Pushes You Too Far,a Slap Or 2 Could Be Justified by deshclones(m): 2:13pm On Mar 07, 2012
@killzzz

i don die, you bastardized mor0n pick me up, i have heard so many stuff on this forum but yours beats them hands down, pick me up, you obviously take my threat as a joke??, you that is still co-habiting with you folks pick me up?? shocked shocked, chai, deshclones don suffer, for me to go through the pains of checking the entire aero flights that will come from abj on sat should tell you that am dead serious.dude i can pick you out any day, thanks to those raggedy pictures you post online seeking g4y friends, i just pray you gave the right info, but in the event the info supplied is false, i know i will still meet you someday, you cant miss that,you yellow big headed fellow, will teach you how not to run your mouth on peeps bigger than u in all ramifications, am out, angry angry
RomanceRe: I Beat My Girl Today by deshclones(m): 1:43pm On Mar 07, 2012
[quote author=~Killz~ link=topic=884556.msg10348807#msg10348807 date=1331123884][color=#000030]^^^
Your father is a certified idi[i]o[/i]t for teaching you how to beat up your mother, sister and girlfriend. . . FOOL! I'm waiting for you mor[i]o[/i]n


This thread gets locked soon. . . That's a promise
[/color][/quote]why are you bringing his family into thishuh?  face him like d man you claim to be, have gone thru this entire thread and i can't pinpoint where someone insulted your folks, please grow up and don't argue endlessly like some teenage girl, you really irritate me, i just pray you provided the real info cos i sure will drain some blood from you. angry angry
RomanceRe: I Am Attracted To My Househelp by deshclones(m): 12:24pm On Mar 07, 2012
Don't do it man, its an insult to to your wife to shagg your house help, better go for another girl outside your street, if you must cheat, cheat with a full fledged woman, not some dumb house help, cool cool

N.B:: I DON'T BELIEVE YOUR STORY THOUGH undecided undecided
RomanceRe: When Your Wife Pushes You Too Far,a Slap Or 2 Could Be Justified by deshclones(m): 11:16am On Mar 07, 2012
lalaosky:
@ babe,2buff&dbrake,God bless y'all so much, u guys rock.
@coogar,o boy,i neva knew u hv bad mouth.hv neva seen killz gv up so quickly b4, u r damn bad
@kills,u brot up ur own theories but wen 2buff&co brot dias,it bcame lame to u, so a woman can bite a mans ear and d man cant do such?.
So a woman can smash her man's car knowingly& yet d man should kp quiet and walk away?
So a woman can flog a man a pestle continously outta anger and d man should kp quiet and walk away?.
So a woman can stab a man repeatedly&d man z expected to ignore her and walk away?, like seriously?, well,its people dat hvnt bn in dis situations dat will spit trash like u did, it was God dat told us we shouldnt do to others wot will pain us if dey do such to dem, if being a ''man'' z receivn dis wcked acts and kpn quiet,den i will be an ''alien'' den, d hypocrisy exhibited on dis site z so Zap.n alarm.tufiakwa!
you are obviously new here bro, coogar is too mouthed to be subdued by that pretending killz, grin grin grin
RomanceRe: When Your Wife Pushes You Too Far,a Slap Or 2 Could Be Justified by deshclones(m): 8:51am On Mar 07, 2012
[quote author=~Killz~ link=topic=887033.msg10346808#msg10346808 date=1331106517][color=#000030]Ok people. . . back to topic! I've forgiven the idiots. . . cheesy[/color][/quote]keep running your mouth clown, it spurs me on, please don't stop, angry angry

will not rest till you turn red in my hands,
RomanceRe: When Your Wife Pushes You Too Far,a Slap Or 2 Could Be Justified by deshclones(m): 8:37am On Mar 07, 2012
[quote author=~Killz~ link=topic=887033.msg10346658#msg10346658 date=1331105155][color=#000030]You come from a generation of fools, and will die a fool!

e-fight and physical violence, is it the same? And most of the girls i e-fight with, are my good friends offline. You are a fool for taking nairaland too serious. . . person!
[/color][/quote]so you were playing with your hypocritical statements.huh? so am right in calling you a f00lish pretender, some of us are very serious minded people and we exhibit it in all our dealings, we say things we mean, keep running your mouth whiteboy  angry angry, you have the floor now, use it judiciously, while i patiently wait for my  moment, wink wink
RomanceRe: When Your Wife Pushes You Too Far,a Slap Or 2 Could Be Justified by deshclones(m): 8:16am On Mar 07, 2012
[quote author=~Killz~ link=topic=887033.msg10346533#msg10346533 date=1331103962][color=#000030]You are a linguistically challenged disoriented fool! Son of a thousand fathers? You dare equate an online squabble to physical violence? You are a fool![/color][/quote]shut up your mouth you bleeding f00l, is english language your mother tongue??you come across as a pretender, God knows how many times you review your sentences b4 posting them on this forum, and like lesbian boy said, you are a fucking hypocrite, you have gotten into e-fight with half of the girls on this forum, only God knows what you will do in the physical world if you can hurl insults as you like on girls you've never seen, you pretending woman beater, just save up all those energy cos i will surely look out for you like i promised, angry angry


@all, pay that crackhead sagamite no heed, the worst he can do is call someone a cretin, nothing more, the guy hurls insults more than an average conductor/agbero at obalende, He can never make his points known without insults, and i believe him when he says he can never beat a woman, i really do cos loudmouthed guys are wimps, quote me anywhere that sagamite guy is worse than sezkills in wimpology, desh says so, undecided undecided
AutosRe: Cant Someone Get A Good Car Deal On Nairaland? by deshclones(m): 3:58pm On Mar 06, 2012
@fhemmy,

am marveled by your constant display of humility, gosh, am hooked, kindly keep it up bro, u will definitely go places, wink wink
RomanceRe: When Your Wife Pushes You Too Far,a Slap Or 2 Could Be Justified by deshclones(m): 3:44pm On Mar 06, 2012
dabrake:
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
bro, you were slow. next time, use this on her
he needs more than this your dagger bro, he should pay boys to rape her in turns, silly woman,



@debrake, the light skin kilz dude wont know what hit him, i just pray he gave the right info, cos picking him out of the arrival wing of MMA is very easy as his pics is everywhere on this forum, wish you know ow much i hate this dude and how bad i yearn to beat devil out of his body, i pray d info supplied are true,
PoliticsRe: Ikemba Ojukwu Vs M.K.O Abiola: Who Is More Popular In Nigeria? by deshclones(m): 3:38pm On Mar 06, 2012
inufele2:
So because I don't believe in your evolution bull.s .hit you concluded that I'm not intelligent? You need to get your head checked mate (no offence intended) cool
spare my thinking bro, its a pity NL is a faceless forum , no wonder you can run your mouth all day claiming you know everything that went down during the civil but don't know how man evolved, the joke is on you mate, not my fault you never attended good schools despite the acclaimed free education championed by awaolawa to help your sorry arse, shocked shocked

Am out of here, this is not a fair argument since its obvious am talking to people with a battered I.Q, wink wink
RomanceRe: When Your Wife Pushes You Too Far,a Slap Or 2 Could Be Justified by deshclones(m): 2:43pm On Mar 06, 2012
[quote author=~Killz~ link=topic=887033.msg10341303#msg10341303 date=1331041086][color=#000030]And beating her to a pulp will make her change? Smh! BTW, i'm coming with the morning flight! undecided[/color][/quote]kindly select your schedule flight and leave the rest, lemme teach you some peeps don't just make empty threat, angry angry



From To Flight Day Date Departs Arrives Stops Economy Business
Abuja - Lagos AJ120 Sat 10 March 2012 07:00 08:15 Non
Abuja - Lagos AJ122 Sat 10 March 2012 10:45 12:00 Non
Abuja - Lagos AJ124 Sat 10 March 2012 12:15 13:30 Non
Abuja - Lagos AJ126 Sat 10 March 2012 14:00 15:15 Non
Abuja - Lagos AJ130 Sat 10 March 2012 19:45 20:55 Non
Abuja - Lagos AJ132 Sat 10 March 2012 18:55 20:10 Non
RomanceRe: When Your Wife Pushes You Too Far,a Slap Or 2 Could Be Justified by deshclones(m): 2:34pm On Mar 06, 2012
percipi1:
Excellent point. You have nailed the matter on the head. I will advise you to avoid responding to " Thugs calling themselves husbands". They should all look up the original meaning of "Husband"

The truth is that most of these wife beaters are generally idiots, loud and uncivilised men. They do not have the mental capacity to tackle their own mate. I know this cos I have sent many of them to prison

If you do not have the patience to run a family, stay single. NA BY FORCE TO MARRY.
You got it wrong, bet you've never had your car bashed by a careless danfo driver, cos if you have, you will know that the best thing to do at that point in time is to daze him with multiple hot slaps, regardless of his size,

i used to criticize frank edoho for divorcing his wife, until i heard the full story.,a young couple in my estate fight like everyday, the woman runs her mouth like a tramp that she is exposing the man on a daily basis, no man can ever condone a nagging and violent wife /gf, it is not possible and you can quote me anywhere, take lagos state for example, the city is tough, after spending hours hussling,staying like 2-3hours in traffic, you get home to met a nagging id10t who calls herself your wife literally running her mouth,no food etc,

Moreover we would all be in paradise if only Adam had exerted his authority as a man and beaten the hell out of eve for accepting apples from a mere serpent, angry angry

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