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FamilyRe: Anja Ringgren Lovén Marks 4 Years She Rescued Hope, A Child Branded As Witch by desvi: 8:36am On Feb 02, 2020
Akshow:
I will pick that tattooed white woman over many sanctimonious, religious, holier than thou christians. If heaven truly exist, people will be shocked.
The sanctimonious halfwits contribute nothing valuable to this world. They look down on other people to make themselves feel special.
FamilyRe: Scared Of Remaining Single by desvi: 10:39pm On Jan 28, 2020
psalmsmiles:
Remember that guy who honestly loved you but you ditched him because he "wasn't" good enough for you 10 years ago?
This is karma paying back in full bi!tch
take your bitterness elsewhere
CelebritiesRe: Ned Nwoko Takes Regina Daniels And Her Friends On A Ride In His Rolls Royce by desvi: 10:33pm On Jan 28, 2020
saipn:
abeg keep quiet with this hustle you guys dey always shout as if it is that easy shey Na this olosho you wan hustle for? Abi u and Ned be mate?u better don't commit crime because u wan impress this useless olosho
no other goals but hustle for olosho
useless people
RomanceRe: Never Do This After Sex (must Read) by desvi: 8:04pm On Jan 27, 2020
actually ladies should be very quick to pee after sex
even if they don't feel like it
to avoid bladder infections and inflammation of the bladder
they should try to at least release a few drops of urine
FamilyRe: Edo Man Returns Wife To Her Parents, Says Her Virginal Is Too Wide by desvi: 11:10am On Jan 26, 2020
coolcentbigman:
Looking for a tight pu**y in Nigeria is like hoping for a better Nigeria. I don't need to know the circumference of any vagina, all i know is that no vagina get so wide without a reason even those of you who masturbate with cucumbers and other strange objects continue. For the di*k size you never see nothing...

Well I rest my case.
the vagina consists of muscles and the more you train a muscle the stronger it becomes
more sex = stronger vagina wink
RomanceRe: Nigerian Man Kisses His Older Oyibo Wife (photos) by desvi: 11:05am On Jan 26, 2020
perfect match cheesy
RomanceRe: Advice Needed. by desvi: 11:04am On Jan 26, 2020
no risk no fun
RomanceRe: Please Help A Brother With An Advice by desvi: 11:03am On Jan 26, 2020
why don't you use your hand
FamilyRe: Edo Man Returns Wife To Her Parents, Says Her Virginal Is Too Wide by desvi: 11:00am On Jan 26, 2020
chidooh1:
The man in Edo state is right. The only known sole distroyer of pussy in history till this day is PENIS not just penis but those monstrous types. Any girl who started sex with a huge penis and lasted for a longer period will not know tightness again and it remains permanent nothing will close it back again. Childbirth has a natural way of tightening back the wildness it created on a pussy but a wildness created by waywardness and frequent sex especially with guys that have giant dicks will surely remain with the girl while at the end Will torment her during marriage just as it happened to my sister from Ubiaja.
astounding ignorance
FamilyRe: Fiancee Stays In Another City, Should I Marry Her? by desvi: 10:56am On Jan 26, 2020
Saintmary:
You see, not every woman is desperate enough to jump into marriage with just any available man, some have enough sense to choose carefully.
but they must choose sooner than later
because marriage and vagínas are all that occupies the average Nigerian
FamilyRe: Fiancee Stays In Another City, Should I Marry Her? by desvi: 11:34pm On Jan 25, 2020
Saintmary:
When it comes to the choice of marriage, a typical man will try to seek for maximization of his own benefits usually at the expense of the woman's desires, they expect her to be satisfied with their average of 25000 Naira gold plated wedding band. They can't stand the sight of women who actually want to make enough money to be able to afford ten of those. They call them "feminists". There is more to life than breeding kids and putting up a show of conjugal bliss.
not in Nigeria
in this country every woman has to be and desire the same lifestyle
FamilyRe: Edo Man Returns Wife To Her Parents, Says Her Virginal Is Too Wide by desvi: 11:25pm On Jan 25, 2020
pocohantas:
To a penis that looks like over-used eyepencil, every vagina would be wide.

I am not implying anything, just saying...
grin grin

the hatred for the vagina is strong in this country
makes you wonder why Nigerians suffer collectively from the obsessive-compulsive disorder to jump on threads about the vagina
to stay there all day cheesy
some wives/husbands talk more to NLanders than their spouses about private issues they have no stake in like someone's genîtalia
some have no friends or hobbies apparently
what a hopeless nation

by the way, Nairaland has a problem with the word genítalia
how immoral grin
the country of law and order
CelebritiesRe: Chizzy Alichi And Husband, Chike Ugochukwu, Honeymoon & Vacation Pictures by desvi: 5:46pm On Jan 21, 2020
Sirvingeo:
For Nigerian ladies to celebrate a guy like this, it simply means you have given them free access to your finance.
what else do you have to be celebrated for
Foreign AffairsRe: How The British Press Reported On Meghan And Harry by desvi: 4:31pm On Jan 21, 2020
baby124:
Don’t mind the oversabi. Prince Harry has even hinted about getting away from it all in the past. Before he met Meghan. He’s always been a free spirit and most affected by his mother’s death. I won’t be surprised the idea came from him. But Meghan has to carry the blame for the British press. The royalty don’t even need them, seeing that Kate is giving birth every year. That one wants to ensure she and her descendants hold on to the throne.

So, Harry and Meghan won’t be missed. I wonder why the fake outrage? Who knew what Prince Charles siblings have even been up to? Who cares? Why should they? So why the obsession, fixation and hatred for Meghan?
independent, successful, liberal

that's why cheesy
Foreign AffairsRe: How The British Press Reported On Meghan And Harry by desvi: 3:54pm On Jan 21, 2020
yeyeosoronga:
Some people choose to be oblivious, and they have their own agenda. Meghan is a divorcee and a feminist- an evening newspaper according to NL standards, yet she managed to have the best of the crop- a wealthy, younger Prince. That doesn't fit the narrative of feminists going to Shiloh, or divorced women never being able to remarry. Nay Sir.
They are only allowed to marry older men with wives or equally divorced men or widowed ones.
I see clearly now..
cheesy
Foreign AffairsRe: How The British Press Reported On Meghan And Harry by desvi: 3:49pm On Jan 21, 2020
salford1:
Anyways. Both Harry and Megan have moved on, atleast for the next one year as agreed by the Queen. The best we can do is wish them well.

Harry, Meghan and Achie moved to one of the most expensive and secluded area in Vancouver, and the house they are moved to had a price tag of $36million.

They made a right choice by selecting Canada. No one is really going to disturb them here. Canadians don't care aslong as tax payers are not footing the bill.

They would often visit the UK to check on the rest of the Royal family. Prince Charles Will also "Offer Private Financial Support" to Prince Harry and Meghan Markle; hence, no more public funds which is actually a good thing. Prince Charles already cut Harry a check of £2.5 million for starters.

Pictures of the house of a Realtors website.
it pains them grin
RomanceRe: Naija Guys In Diaspora: Can You Marry A Non-nigerian For Real? by desvi: 9:05pm On Jan 20, 2020
having the choice
why would anyone want to marry a Nigerian man
cheesy
RomanceRe: Ladies, What Made You Visit A Guy Once And Never Visit Again? by desvi: 11:24pm On Jan 19, 2020
Babara1994:
If you continue like this, no man will pay ur bride price o.
my parents don't sell their daughters like yours wink cheesy
RomanceRe: Ladies, What Made You Visit A Guy Once And Never Visit Again? by desvi: 11:23pm On Jan 19, 2020
Myhusband:
useful? do you literally understand the word useful? and na human being gave birth to this thing


if na so folorunsho alakija dey svck dick 24/7 she will be useful not to talk of being the richest woman in Africa?

I can imagine how wide your pvssy must have be. I guess the semen you swallow 24/7 had retrogress your sense below pupil IQ
all this one can think is dìck and pússy
your problem is spiritual
go see a babalawo
RomanceRe: How Do We Eradicate Simp Men Like Prince Harry? by desvi: 11:22pm On Jan 19, 2020
babyfaceafrica:
Harry has received the best education one can possibly get, traveled the world, served in Afghanistan, met all kinds of people, is middle aged and they think he has not considered the consequences of his actions




Even a professor make mistakes and can be scammed.. Getting the best education and 'been widely traveled' is not a parameter to been swindled emotionally.... That said you can make your points without insults.. You are better than that
it's funny to see Nigerians think that a Westerner from a broken home - Harry's parents were divorced - hasn't considered the possible break down of his own marriage and the consequences of leaving his royal duties which he has been violating for many years


you think?
I don't smiley
RomanceRe: Ladies, What Made You Visit A Guy Once And Never Visit Again? by desvi: 7:44pm On Jan 19, 2020
Babara1994:
Back to you.
like I said empty skull cheesy
RomanceRe: Ladies, What Made You Visit A Guy Once And Never Visit Again? by desvi: 7:43pm On Jan 19, 2020
Myhusband:
I know your stupidity is not a recent one hence my future tense word. you need proper knowledge on how to make use of the agreement of tenses


I'm waiting for the list


and back to the sender is a correct sentence ? make I no disgrace you here o


life is not only restricted to svcking of dick
even if I was sucking dìck 24/7 I would still be more useful than you will ever be grin
RomanceRe: Ladies, What Made You Visit A Guy Once And Never Visit Again? by desvi: 7:42pm On Jan 19, 2020
Babara1994:
No wonder you're unmarried grin
no wonder you are unfortunate grin
FamilyRe: Questions for Parents And Young Girls. by desvi: 7:00pm On Jan 19, 2020
mimimile93:
This generation parents have failed their children. I remember back in my days, as a male child I am, I dare not spend a night outside. Not to talk of if I was a female child sleeping outside.
clap for yourself
you deserve a trophy
FamilyRe: My Husband Doesn’t Love Me by desvi: 6:58pm On Jan 19, 2020
you can divorce him and move on to a better life
RomanceRe: Ladies, What Made You Visit A Guy Once And Never Visit Again? by desvi: 6:57pm On Jan 19, 2020
Ladycewhy:
lol more animals are still mentioning in support of their animalistic behaviors shows just how unrepentant they are,so it will take longer .
let the potential rapists expose themselves
everything will be used against them in court wink
RomanceRe: Ladies, What Made You Visit A Guy Once And Never Visit Again? by desvi: 6:54pm On Jan 19, 2020
Babara1994:
Why will you come to my house and not open leg?? Take time o.
another empty skull spotted
RomanceRe: Ladies, What Made You Visit A Guy Once And Never Visit Again? by desvi: 6:53pm On Jan 19, 2020
Ladycewhy:
i think its more like 2000 years.
I am being extremely optimistic grin
RomanceRe: Ladies, What Made You Visit A Guy Once And Never Visit Again? by desvi: 6:48pm On Jan 19, 2020
Ladycewhy:
honestly,i am not surprised about the mentality of these boys on this forum.
tells you how long it will take for Nigeria to develop
at least 200 years
RomanceRe: Ladies, What Made You Visit A Guy Once And Never Visit Again? by desvi: 6:47pm On Jan 19, 2020
Ladycewhy:
its appalling,now i know how our population exploded.
all that occupies the average Nigerian is marriage and fúcking
followed by food and the monitoring of the pussy
this is where their morals begin and end
with the pussy
RomanceRe: Ladies, What Made You Visit A Guy Once And Never Visit Again? by desvi: 6:46pm On Jan 19, 2020
Myhusband:
please list 100 of it or keep shut


that's why you mumu are vulnerable to be used as ritual. reasons to visit a stranger in private?


who did you took this stupidity after? sick!
take
and back to sender grin
RomanceRe: Ladies, What Made You Visit A Guy Once And Never Visit Again? by desvi: 6:20pm On Jan 19, 2020
Myhusband:
what did you intend to come and do? treat me


I'm sure if the guy is your bf you won't be worried but why should visit a stranger in private resident and that's the subject of my argument

if you don't want diick why visit a stranger in private?
there are 1000 reasons to meet at someone's house other than dìck
that you think it is a free pass to fúck shows that you are empty

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