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IamKashyBaby:


Hahahahah...

Its not unsual ooo..some men wud even play praise & worship songs while having sex.. Its juz somehow making them so turned on..In short its their FETISH sha

What's fetish? @IamKashyBaby.

What's your opinion towards fetish as well?

selflessposhheart:
He likes fantasy

Fantasy? How

One of the numerous e-mails received on the blog:

I am confused right now. My boyfriend has his earpiece on whenever we make love.

Whenever I question this attitude of his, he tells me it’s an habit that will make him enjoy our togetherness more.

As confusing as that sounds I told him to stop, as I don’t like it. He stopped after a while and then continued again.

I have always wondered what he listens to until one day he was on top of me and I decided to yank the earpiece of his ears.

All I can hear was the message of a popular Nigerian Pastor. I was shocked and I am still shocked right now. I noticed that he was unusually strong and hard down there whenever he puts his earpiece in his ears and last longer in bed. Does listening to the Pastor’s teaching help him more with love making or what exactly!

Please what do I do? I am confused and scared.

http://deedeesblog.com/he-listens-music-whenever-we-make-love/

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mynd44

tosyne2much:
Despite the rant for "holiness", you people have the worst human relation and hypocritical acts.

My brother, being holy goes beyond not watching television, it goes beyond not dressing expensively, it goes beyond wearing wearing 50 shoulder pads blouse, it goes beyond not wearing trousers, gold or earrings. The earlier you people know this, the moment you stop discriminating other people.

Listen up, I retrace my step and mind my movement around you the moment I know you're a deeper life member based on the obvious fact about you people. Forget about you people's quiet nature, nobody can deceive me with that because na that quietness and social isolation dey cover una

Mind you, I don't hate Deeper Lifers, I'm only saying the bitter truth which many of you don't want to hear

WoW....

You really mean the Deeper Life people gan oh!

Dnockeror333:
Please, commentor, you made me to roll in questions. I need reply your comment!

1. What standard does Earths Father expects? Are you so ignorant? Where do we hear that every marriage must be done in the Church? That they MUST wear white and a coat to cause stair? That tgey must spend and be spent for their pastors while Brother Peter and Paul and the other Ten die without funfair?
Where have you heard such, from the mouths of men who have innate reasons for defying, redefining and demistifying their do's and don'ts?

Sister, only our Father who exist forever we should await and wait for, do not follow the ways of this world either in gold or goldless!

Bros goann sleep Joor, we'll continue this convo the morning.

Http://deedeesblog.com

levisco16:
honestly today was a fantastic night sharing our thoughts, i would love to have this kind of posts again.

i wan to watch some videos i download from youtube about how to hear from the Holy Spirit.

Good Night Friends, Sleep with joy

Thanks for the feedback Sir. We hope to see you on more of our engaging posts.

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YourWife:
Thanks, I was so pained when I saw the ops write up. I don't attend DL, but as sure as heaven and hell, I won't mind one day. I love their messages, especially Kumuyi's

What exactly were you pained about?

The comments on NSL's blog or my questions on NL?

http://deedeesblog.com

tosyne2much:
In as much as I don't discriminate, I can never marry a Deeper Life woman. How person like me wan take cope with a deeper life woman for Christ's sake? Ko possible

That was how a man that married deeper lifer was complaining to me that how rigid his wife is and that he doesn't enjoy sex with his wife due to her over spirituality and non challant attitude towards romance.

One thing that irks me most about them is that they are too socially restrained for my liking, unintelligent, they usually lack rational thinking,
they dress poorly with about 50 shoulders pads on their blouse

The last time I saw daddy Kumuyi wore a 3 pieces suit that costs up to N200k, I just shook my head at his members who wear rags under the guise of making heaven

Tosin!!!

Hmmmn.....

IamLEGEND1:
Tell that bride to send me her akant number.
Ain't nobody got time for hypocritical mothafuckers.

This guy!

peddyman:
Only decent dressing is allow...wic shows a marriage founded on goo moral

Hmmmmn....

I was all over the Internet when I stumbled on a post made by Naijasinglegirl on a Deeper Life wedding she attended and the comments on the content shocked me!

See the Number 1 picture below as shared on NSG and the comments that followed afterwards:

My friend got married in a deeper life church. No make up, no earrings, they exchanged bibles and not rings, the wife covered her hair. Her wedding gown was like it once belonged to her granny. She endured all these assault. She only showed her true colour when they wouldn’t let her family into the church on grounds that they were too ‘flashy’. She told the husband in front of the pastor to call his church to order or the wedding was off! Her family must witness her wedding or no wedding at all. The groom saw that she was serious and called to pastor aside, the family was then allowed to enter. The funniest part was after the wedding, she refused to snap any pictures. We no even know sey her sister brot her make up kit and jewelry, even a beautiful wedding gown was waiting in the car. She just disappeared for like 30 mins and returned transformed. We all couldn’t believe our eyes! She said she was now ready to snap pictures. The pastor got angry and left. She no even mind. I later asked her why she did that. She said na husband she marry, she no marry church. Her husband knew about the plan. He didn’t really approve but she made him know that dressing like her grandmother on her wedding will not make her a better wife in his house. And being beautiful and trendy will not make her the worst wife in his house.


See another comment by another Nigerian girl:

Nawa oo. This wedding pics makes me terribly depressed, almost scaring me away from marriage. Dear Lord pls come to Cherryðoc’s aid. Tell me that when the time comes she won’t insist we marry in Deeper Life. Pls tell me it would be all I have ever dreamed of. Lord give me sign!

Another comment yet again:

My uncle married a lady from Deeper Life, but apparently her dad was excommunicated from the church because he let his daughter marry an Anglican �. This was after making my uncle drag his priest to meet their pastor.
I thought we were serving the same God.

My question is, are there issues with the wedding doctrines of Deeper Life church? Why do we have a lot of grievances on the part of Nigerian ladies with respect to the doctrines of Deeper life on weddings.

If you were the bride and you were given commandments to follow being a member of a deeper life church, will you cancel your wedding because of this?

Have you been to a Deeper life wedding before, and you can relate to the above deeper life wedding pictures? Share your comments below!

http://deedeesblog.com/deeper-life-wedding-pictures/

cc: lalasticlala
mynd44

I was all over the Internet when I stumbled on a post made by Naijasinglegirl on a Deeper Life wedding she attended and the comments on the content shocked me!

See the Number 1 picture below as shared on NSG and the comments that followed afterwards:

My friend got married in a deeper life church. No make up, no earrings, they exchanged bibles and not rings, the wife covered her hair. Her wedding gown was like it once belonged to her granny. She endured all these assault. She only showed her true colour when they wouldn’t let her family into the church on grounds that they were too ‘flashy’. She told the husband in front of the pastor to call his church to order or the wedding was off! Her family must witness her wedding or no wedding at all. The groom saw that she was serious and called to pastor aside, the family was then allowed to enter. The funniest part was after the wedding, she refused to snap any pictures. We no even know sey her sister brot her make up kit and jewelry, even a beautiful wedding gown was waiting in the car. She just disappeared for like 30 mins and returned transformed. We all couldn’t believe our eyes! She said she was now ready to snap pictures. The pastor got angry and left. She no even mind. I later asked her why she did that. She said na husband she marry, she no marry church. Her husband knew about the plan. He didn’t really approve but she made him know that dressing like her grandmother on her wedding will not make her a better wife in his house. And being beautiful and trendy will not make her the worst wife in his house.


See another comment by another Nigerian girl:

Nawa oo. This wedding pics makes me terribly depressed, almost scaring me away from marriage. Dear Lord pls come to Cherryðoc’s aid. Tell me that when the time comes she won’t insist we marry in Deeper Life. Pls tell me it would be all I have ever dreamed of. Lord give me sign!

Another comment yet again:

My uncle married a lady from Deeper Life, but apparently her dad was excommunicated from the church because he let his daughter marry an Anglican �. This was after making my uncle drag his priest to meet their pastor.
I thought we were serving the same God.

My question is, are there issues with the wedding doctrines of Deeper Life church? Why do we have a lot of grievances on the part of Nigerian ladies with respect to the doctrines of Deeper life on weddings.

If you were the bride and you were given commandments to follow being a member of a deeper life church, will you cancel your wedding because of this?

Have you been to a Deeper life wedding before, and you can relate to the above deeper life wedding pictures? Share your comments below!

http://deedeesblog.com/deeper-life-wedding-pictures/

ENDTIMEgist:
Just exactly what I do, it is really great learning from them.
I also love reading Awake! And Watchtower Magazine.

Can you explain more on the concept of Deism?

Thanks.

Amarabae:
Change church ke?
What for?

I was born a Methodist, married a Methodist and will forever be a methodist!

I am comfortable with my church,
sweet sunday to you all,
make sure you go to church today!

What's your diocese. Mine is in Lagos.

*Worthy is the Lamb*

ednut1:
only get incest nd paedophiles as readers chai. Do the needful report them.

Report? Okay!

As you are aware, I receive crazy emails from Nigerians everyday, and this time around, I got this one which was way way crazy and I had no choice but to share. Mature responses are needed please:

I don’t feel sexually attracted to girls in my age group because under aged girls excite me. I thought this was normal until I started crushing on my friend’s 9 year old younger sister. I had to run from the friend because seeing the sister makes me want to sleep with her.

I had an history of being sexually abused by a Senior when I was in Secondary school and ever since then I haven’t been cool with girls.

A lot of girls like me though because of my physique, and throw passes at me a lot but I never really felt anything towards them. The urge to sleep with under age girls became so crazy that I resorted to masturbating on my own but this did not solve my situation.

Anytime I see a pretty girl between the age of 6 – 9 years old, I always seem to want to get down with them.

Another issue I have is that as soon as I see a girl’s boobs, even if I want to force myself to sleep with her, I just get turned off and my p*nis go limb! But when I see a young bare chested girl walking past me, it drives me crazy and makes my p*n*s long and hard.

Now that masturbating is no longer enough for me, I think before I go crazy, it is better for me to start sleeping with the type of girls I like, but then I am scared, I don’t want to do things that would make it look rape. I want it to be mutual between me and the girls that I am sexually attracted to.

I am crazily into my neighbour’s 7 year old daughter and I am going to ask her out very soon. I really like her and my heart beats for her! Please help me before I go crazy! I know this is illegal but I don’t know what to do!

Under-aged girls are what I want, they make my head swoon with LOVE.

http://deedeesblog.com/dees-inbox-under-aged-girls-excite-me/

Lalasticlala, mynd44, obinoscopy, tosyne2much, Ishilove, Ednut1 please do we have psychologists on Nairaland? This is urgent, please.

Omotayelolu:
Funny thread

Lol

Yet another weird email from a reader.

I want to go back to being a witch. Two years ago, I was delivered of witchcraft in a church in Lagos. I learned that it took them weeks to deliver me of my situation but they eventually did.

I never really knew I had witchcraft, but I knew I used to meet with certain people in the spirit, whenever I sleep and I used to have my way with men; in terms of money and other financial things. After the deliverance, things went back to normal, no dream meetings and no urge to collect the extraordinary from guys or even old men.

Before it used to be easy for me to get people to help foot certain bills since work has not been coming and all. But now, I don’t get advances from men like I used to, jobs has stopped coming ( being a fashion designer), nobody to look after me and even to feed has now become a huge problem. I am currently sad and scared that I won’t find another man in my life again.

Just recently I met a young man who I thought was the right man for me till he broke up after dating for one year. So many issues started coming up, unlike the past time when I used to have everything come my way.

My former friends in the society are not helping matters as well. They keep coming back to me physically now to join them. This temptation is so strong, considering all that I’m facing presently. I have since moved closer to God but he seems like he is not hearing or seeing me.

I am beginning to see signs of being pulled back by my former friends, which I have tried to avoid but then, these recent challenges I’m facing is not helping matters at all.

Please I need help and advise as I am feeling confused already. The urge to go back to my old ways is so strong.

http://deedeesblog.com/dees-inbox-i-want-to-go-back-to-being-a-witch/

I am in my late twenties and yes, sister is 30 and she is being abused, YES! Verbally, emotionally and to make it worse, PHYSICALLY.

That was not the way it started, really. We all knew him to be caring, sensitive and loving. But everything turned out terrible.

She is a beautiful and soulful person but obviously found herself in a bad marriage. He appears normal and respectable but truly he is just not IT!

To make matters worse, Bisi (my sister) never really told us anything until we noticed ourselves. Anytime they come to our house with their two kids, I noticed that my sister was always overdoing things, always trying to please the man. Laughing unnecessarily and making everything seem out of place. Like she was keeping up appearances.

We never thought anything was wrong because they seemed very happy together!

Not until I went to her place to help her drive her car to the mechanic workshop. I was surprised as to why she could not drive herself only to discover that she has been bruised in the face all over. On further interactions with her, she told me she was slapped by her husband!

I was shocked, slap will make someone's face look like McGregor's face when he was battered my MayWeather? I had to report to my parents and they took it up. Had a family meeting and resolved everything amicably or so we thought but the abuse never stopped. 

I have told her repeatedly to leave his house, but the shame of leaving a man's house with two kids will not leave her be. My sister always try to make excuses for him, saying he is a good man but will we wait till she is beaten beyond fixing by the GUY?

This 5th time however, when she was pushed to the wall and she fell, I was fortunate to get into their house when this happened, and this time I am going to take up the issue myself. First of all to report to the nearest police station, but before I do that, I want to arrange with some boys in my area to give him the beating of his life.

Am I validated for this? I just want him to have a pound of his own flesh, and to know what it means to physically abuse a woman; MY SISTER.

Please should I go ahead?

http://deedeesblog.com/i-want-to-beat-my-sisters-husband/

cc: lalasticlala
mynd44

segunojo866:
you are still a learner dear. I have a very strong Christian friend that pray very hard before getting married he ask God for guidance after that he had a dream of him getting married to the girl, He later discussed with his spiritual father about the dream and the pastor also supported his decision. Surprisely after two years of marriage the girl got her self infected with HIV and transmit it to the innocent man. Currently the girl is dead and the man is still living with the virus.

OMG!!!

tosyne2much:
Abi wetin you think?

Well? I wan marry am before, because she be good babe, from wetin she don tell me.

I no think anything oh. Na im make me carry am come NL!

samsam2019:
Adetola



You people need to stop trying good Yoruba names by englishising it

Focus on the post above and advise, please.

juman:
I must admit what you described is new trend.

It is shocking and happening at an alarming rate now!

samsam2019:
Your pastor is mad.




Tell him I said that

tosyne2much:
When you're suffering from indecisiveness, your pastor is always there to take decisions for you and perhaps, help you plan your home

Hmmmn!!!

Olalan:
Amusing how people always want to suddenly hear from God when they want to marry. You can confidently hear from God at this stage if you already have a relationship with him.

Did you read the post at all??

Na waoh!

Please this young lady needs some help! Mature responses will make a whole lot of sense. Thanks!

I am confused right now. I don’t know what to do, the pastor of my father’s church just told me I cannot and should not marry my fiance. April 2017 made it 5 years we have been dating. It was also the month he proposed to me which I gladly accepted.

5 amazing years and it has been pure bliss. Not that we don’t have issues but we get to resolve these issues amicably. I have never had any course to regret this relationship. Our families both are cool and comfy with each other, and I had already started dreaming of a life together with him.

Until the bombshell dropped by my pastor saying he is not the man for me.

The pastor also went ahead to say that the marriage will be very smooth at the beginning but will be sour at the end. This part got to me and I was scared. Even to talk to him now is much of a problem, because I don’t know what to tell him.

I confided in some of my friends and was informed of the story of a man who was told not to marry his wife by a Prophet, that he is going to lose the woman, but he went against the instructions of the Pastor and married the woman. After the 5th wedding anniversary, she started falling sick. She fell sick and was bedridden for 5 years before she gave up the ghost on their 10th year of marriage.

One of my aunts also shared her story with me, that prior to when she got married, she was told by a Pastor not to marry her fiance, and broke up with the guy before she went to another Pastor who told her she should never leave the man of her life for anything in the world. This made her quickly run back to the man and now they have been together for 10 years. Marriage is waxing stronger.

I have tried praying to God being a strong christian to give me signs on knowing whether my fiance is the man as my husband or not, but I have not seemed to see any signs from God. The only thing I noticed was his calm, faithful and trustworthy nature which have been a part of him over the years.

Please I need help, what do I do? Our marriage is slated for November 2017 and I am torn between my personal convictions and the vision of the Pastor.

http://deedeesblog.com/dees-inbox-pastor-said-cannot-marry-fiance/

cc: lalasticlala
mynd44

WhiteMoneyMusik:
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brownlord:
That's the excuse you girls now give for going into runs, they claim there's no difference between sleeping with one person ( boyfriend ) and sleeping with many. Smh

I saw an advert recently at a club I frequent for PRO, the PRO there is just a cover, those girls ( PRO ) get to follow big money spenders home at end of the club, a visit to most Nigeria uni. You'll be surprise at how girls troop out of school on weekends.

Let's do a documentary together on this. I only need a couple of people interested in visiting universities in the south west.

Who will support me?