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Romance / Re: Is It A Bad Idea To Have Sex With Your Neighbor by Deucalion007: 3:54pm On Apr 24, 2021
bro,I'd advise you not to do that o especially if the girl's younger than you.Ever since I've bleeped my wayward landlord's daughter who's 4 years younger than me she's since lost all respect for me.she even calls me by name and my mum Is already getting suspicious

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Romance / The Best Response For A Simp by Deucalion007: 9:51am On Apr 23, 2021
Guys what's the best response for a simp telling me to stay away from his girlfriend?
Romance / Re: Describe Your Ideal Girlfriend by Deucalion007: 7:34am On Apr 22, 2021
A religious, prayerful girl with ashawo vibes
Romance / Re: What Is The Worst Reply You Got From A Girl You Asked Out? by Deucalion007: 2:12pm On Apr 17, 2021
this happened when I was 13 years old.This girl and I practically grew up together.we attended the same pry school and was in the same class till we graduated pry school.we even live in the same neighborhood till now oo.
I asked her out and she was like I'm too low for her level .that was when we were teenagers..I kept pressuring her till I entered University and she failed jamb and had to stay at home for one year(I was even hoping that me entering school before her will make her like me that I've attained a certain level ) she still said I'm too low for her level .omo, I just Japa ...funniest thing,Me and the girl still ddu see each other for my neighborhood .I no even fit follow her talk again ..she don big time slay queen ;Dthis happened when I was 13 years old.This girl and I practically grew up together.we attended the same pry school and was in the same class till we graduated pry school.we even live in the same neighborhood till now oo.
I asked her out and she was like I'm too low for her level .that was when we were teenagers..I kept pressuring her till I entered University and she failed jamb and had to stay at home for one year(I was even hoping that me entering school before her will make her like me that I've attained a certain level ) she still said I'm too low for her level .omo, I just Japa ...funniest thing,Me and the girl still ddu see each other for my neighborhood .I no even fit follow her talk again ..she don big time slay queen

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Romance / Re: Can You Marry A Lady That Can Not Cook? by Deucalion007: 1:10pm On Apr 13, 2021
Me that I can eat anything as long as it's food.But how about the children ...If the mum can't cook ,it'll make the children crave for other mothers food and it'll make them very greedy .
The best thing is I'll make sure she learns how to cook atleast for the sake of the children we'll have together

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Romance / Re: Should I Give Up On Her ????? by Deucalion007: 10:40am On Apr 12, 2021
Dude please stop being a simp
I'm pleading with you. .delete her number and move on .in fact,don't speak to her ever again ..avoid this girl ...Bro E get why oo.Ive suffered almost this same thing but I thank God I regained my senses before it was too late
Romance / Re: What Emotional Mistake Damaged Your Emotional Life? by Deucalion007: 9:13am On Apr 10, 2021
Being too nice to people and expecting them to do the same.it really hurt and I'm the kind of person that holds grudges and very malicious.
I've changed now and I'm cold and very mean these days and I'm happy that way
Romance / Re: What's The Weirdest Thing A Lady Has Told U She Did With Her Bestie? by Deucalion007: 8:49am On Apr 10, 2021
She said they only smooches each other ... kissing and no sex ..he doesn't even grope her or handle her breasts at all.funniest thing,the guy even attested to it later when the had a huge fight . they think I be mumu grin grin
Romance / Re: Why Wont You Drop Your Friend's Number by Deucalion007: 8:18am On Apr 07, 2021
She doesn't even want me to meet the friend.the times we're supposed to meet,she's always getting the friend to give us privacy
Romance / Why Wont You Drop Your Friend's Number by Deucalion007: 8:02am On Apr 07, 2021
I met this girl,collected her number and we became really close..I later asked her out and she turned me down but we still remained friends and to be Frank and sincere I don't have any feelings for her again.now,she has a very close friend of hers and I've been trying to get this friend's number but anytime I ask her she's always giving me extremely dumb excuses such as a friend's in a bad mood(lol).
I've noticed that thing about girls,most of them won't date you and won't allow you to move on with other girls.Are y'all insecure or just pathologically possessive cheesy cheesy cheesy
Romance / Re: Going On Dates With Guys That Are Not Your Boyfriend by Deucalion007: 10:06am On Apr 06, 2021
bigjackass:
Why should an unmarried girl not be free to go out on dates with her male friends? The issue of going on dates with other toasters is a different case. Only greedy girls do that
God bless you
Romance / Re: Going On Dates With Guys That Are Not Your Boyfriend by Deucalion007: 7:42am On Apr 05, 2021
kalu61:
If she isn't your wife, give her private life space. If you want to customize her, go pay her bride price.


It's only in Africa that one can't go out on a date with married old class mates especially females. The way you guys cage women self.

chai. This is obviously a lady.see the nonsense she dey talk ..

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Romance / Re: What's Your Worst First Date Experience? by Deucalion007: 7:36am On Apr 05, 2021
I didn't go with enough money and I felt really embarrassed and at the same time relieved when the girl paid the rest .I really appreciated her but still felt bad about it
Romance / Going On Dates With Guys That Are Not Your Boyfriend by Deucalion007: 6:37pm On Apr 04, 2021
I've come to notice that some girls even though they are in a serious relationship still go out on dates with other guys and still expect their boyfriends to be okay with .As for me,I'm not okay with my girlfriend going out on dates with other guys cause I count it as the first step towards cheating...how about you guys?
What are your views on this?

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Romance / Re: What Have You Done For A Lady That You Regret The Most? by Deucalion007: 5:49am On Mar 29, 2021
helping the bitch carry her load to school when she resumed after the pandemic not knowing that she has one motherfucker bleeping her in school

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Romance / The Huge Difference Between A Man LovePeddler And A Slut by Deucalion007: 5:40am On Mar 11, 2021
In this Nigeria or other parts of the world, I've come to notice that man whores(guys who bleep multiple ladies) are often confident.i mean,the fact that they sleep around and Bleep multiple girls helps boost their confidence and we all know that apart from money, ladies are more attracted to guys with high confidence.Man whores can walk up and talk to any kind of lady no matter her social status .
Sluts, on the other hand .ladies who sleep around are either doing it because of money or severe low self-esteem.Some ladies are always quick to fall for any guy that calls them beautiful because of their very poor self image and the fact that they believe they are worthless.This occurs because most of them believe they aren't physically attractive .these ladies are often people pleasers and guys guilt-trip them into sleeping with them .This is why man whores are mostly praised in the society while hoes and sluts are treated like trash .
In short, this isn't about gender inequality, it's just the way it is .I'm just stating and observation and wouldn't appreciate any insults

Thanks
Nairaland / General / Re: What Bad Attitude Of Your Past Do You Hate Remembering? by Deucalion007: 8:13am On Mar 06, 2021
Beating up my siblings at the slightest provocation.i stopped the day I nearly killed my younger brother.im still a hot tempered, aggressive and violent guy but I don't pick fights anymore and I'm more in control of my temper

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Romance / Only Sluts Like Me by Deucalion007: 8:03am On Mar 06, 2021
This is neither a joke nor a drill.ever since I've been on this Earth ,every decent girl I've ever asked out has turned me down .I even started to think that I have a serious problem until I noticed that all the girls I've been unfortunate to bleep in my life are hoes and sluts.im being serious.Normal girls never find me attractive but all these cheap girls that sleep around want to bang me. Is something wrong with me or what.
I'll really appreciate if I don't receive any insults from my fellow nairalanders but I'm just asking a question because I see my situation doesn't seem normal..peace
Romance / Re: I Don't Understand Her by Deucalion007: 9:50am On Mar 03, 2021
ThiagoKid:


If a gal ghost you, why don' t you respect the dead?

Btw, seems you're tooo clingy
Be com
plaining like sissy
Bro,I'm not clingy .I'm very sure of that
Romance / I Don't Understand Her by Deucalion007: 8:49am On Mar 03, 2021
I'll chat her up, she'll reply small and stop replying . she'll even leave my last message unread for like a few days and me too I'll leave her alone cause I don't like trash .I never call her cause she's always telling me she's busy.whenever she notices I haven't chatted her up for like a few days she'll call my number and start asking me why and telling me she's missed me. Mind you,I'm not a simp.This girl and I are just friends and I know her boyfriend.

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Romance / Benefit Of Dating Older Women by Deucalion007: 11:32am On Feb 23, 2021
Dating an older woman is a very powerful confidence booster.i mean if you can get an older woman to submit to you in a relationship ,not the other way round. You've completely cemented your status as an Alpha male as long as you're in a control of the relationship.Unlike being disrespected and controlled by one small girl because of pussy .
Older and more mature women are just more independent and experienced especially in that aspect (if you know what I mean).
I'm not talking about sugar mummies ooo...abeg don't misunderstand.im talking about ladies who are still around your age range and a bit older than you.
Please no insults oo...just sharing my own view
Romance / Re: Stop Fornication And Masturbation Today by Deucalion007: 11:33am On Feb 19, 2021
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Romance / Re: How Can You End Insecurity In NIGERIA... Let's Hear From You. by Deucalion007: 3:08pm On Feb 17, 2021
I don't care whether y'all believe this or not but it's very true.
There's an artifact called the helm of darkness and it's located under the river osun...it belongs to ogun(the god of iron) ...I'll get this helm and put it on cause it grants a plethora of super powers .I'll use it to kill all criminals in every prison across the country then kill all these corrupt leaders .I'll completely eradicate them all.you can call me a psychopath or a twisted maniac (I know already ) but we live in a society where honor is nothin but a distant memory so to make the society Safe again and restore it to it's former glory, I have to get my hands dirty

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Car Talk / Re: Help, I Bashed My Friend's Car by Deucalion007: 1:38pm On Feb 15, 2021
Romance / Re: ** by Deucalion007: 8:33am On Feb 15, 2021
I swear almost the same thing happened to me during the lockdown period .The girl just wasted my time ..bro, forget her and move on

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Girls Are Useless! by Deucalion007: 3:15pm On Feb 08, 2021
Bro well-done oo
They don use you abi
Eternal simp grin
Romance / Re: What Is That Trait You Love About Yourself? by Deucalion007: 11:33am On Feb 04, 2021
My dark , morbid and twisted sense of humor cool
Romance / Re: Why It's So Hard For Girls To Say I Love You? by Deucalion007: 1:44pm On Feb 03, 2021
Nice write-up bro
But these foolish nairalanders will all just view and not comment

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Romance / The Truth About Young Ladies by Deucalion007: 3:55pm On Jan 28, 2021
Young ladies around the age 18-25 are still exploring their sexual options with different men .This is called a hoe phase.dont expect them to be very committed to you or even be faithful to you if you're in a relationship with girls around that age.Thats why most of them have side niggars

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