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Jadela: Gbagaun!!!GRAMMER NAZI |
JIMO JIMO JIMO |
funny enough av missed nothing.have always lived a boring life,am having the adventures of my life now . married life is better,less complicated and more rewards and enough drama from both hubby,kids,in-laws and all the new family and friends i have made through marriage. |
i love mi jimmy ! its like the more people diss him the more i love him.jimmy continue to soar,let the haters continue to tither on ground. |
Unknown Member: 1 way to be happy at work is to become your own boss...IT DOESN'T WORK IN EVERY CASE.AS AN EMPLOYEE,YOUR JOB IS TO COME TO WORK AND GO HOME AT A PARTICULAR AND GET PAID AT THE END OF THE MONTH,UNLIKE THE EMPLOYER THAT HAS TO COME UP WITH IDEAS AT EVERY POINT OF THE DAY TO MAKE HIS/HER COMPANY STAY STRONG.THE EMPLOYER I THE ONLY ONE THAT HAS TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO PROVIDE ELECTRICITY,FOOD,BONUSES,TRANSPORT, UNIFORMS,RENOVATE THE OFFICE ETC SO YOU CAN WORK IN A SAFE AND FRIENDLY ENVIRONMENT THERE BY PUSHING HIM TO STRESS AND DEPRESSION SO COUNT YOURSELF LUCKY YOUR JOB IS TO COME IN AND SIT ON YOUR ASS AND DO THE WORK YOU ARE PAID FOR.EMPLOYEES GET DAYS OFF WHILE EMPLOYER IS ALWAYS WORKING BOTH PHYSICALLY AND MENTALLY EVEN IF HE ISN'T THERE. |
best dressed male for me!!!!!!! loved the agbada,the guy just stood out like a star but i love love jim ikye ,its like he was giving all his haters the finger. |
ochukoccna: Nigerian businesses from the man on the street to big companies lack customer care services generallythis reminds of my experience in a both at onitsha,coming from ife,i stopped at iweka and boarded a bus to omagba.so a very fat lady got into the bus so bwhen people stop the bus to embark and see the lady,they will tell the driver to carry on cos they no wan go again.it happened like three times so the driver looked back and saw the fat lady and screamed and started quarreling with the conductor.he told the conducted to make sure the lady pays for two seats or the conductor will pay for him and the conducted told the driver that he was the one that stopped for the lady so he will pay for her and that's how it went fort and back,funny enuf the fat lady just laffed through out the whole thing |
dBard: women are emotional, guys are visual. Women cannot get turned on 24/7 just by Core Masculinity, it's just not possible. They need to have at least 2 of d 5 senses stimulated before she even considers u. This is why, ladies will usually say, it was his looks n voice or his skin n smell etc, unlike guys that can get massively aroused just by jiggling breast even if she looks like d caricature of a bulldog. Turning guys away f a woman is easy. people only fall if they decide to.GBAM |
kimberluge: Actually,I see a lot,just pretense works beta. Most ladies r good at pretense,or am I wrong ladies?men are lead by sight mi sista.just by looking they are aroused unlike women.we see fine boys everyday sec ,min, etc but we don't go thinking "hum hum,i wanna tap that" that's the diff as you said,women are born with self-control.David Beckham can stand naked in front of me and i will be disgusted cos i don't have any feelings for him,but umu nwoke di bad,any NAKED body is good to go. |
people delay salary sometimes for valid reasons.eg i have a washer man that's supposed to come two times a week to wash and iron clothes for my hubby,my self and our two kids only and we pay 30k.the guy is so lazy sometimes he comes only once a week and wash few clothes and go home and expect to be paid his salary at the end of the month ? HELL NO.na me fit him so i wait untill he has washed all the clothes from last month before i give him a dime.people like that should be flogged before they are paid.i hustle all day long so i can pay him and he does whatever he likes and also expects to be paid on time. |
men read meaning to everything ! why is this a topic for discussion ? is funny nowadays men are fighting with each other ova what is manly and what its not .its time for us women to re-group while the men squabble like kids |
Acidosis: The tithe is for him! Alone? Ask your Pastor i/c. He's God's sheperd on earth. If God wanted you to control "tithes" and decide who to give, he would have made you a PASTOR!i have been sending my tithe to the east to my mum to use for evangelism instead of the church for years.this is the reason-mi mum goes to this fellowship they call sfi and what they do is to go to the villages to spread the gospel.everytime i see my mum struggling to raise money with other women so they can work.this is what they do every Thursday,they raise money among themselves,cook food and buy CLEAN water and chill it and take it to the village.so i asked her one day that must they cook and take gifts all the time and she said i should follow her one day and i went and my thinking has changed.my mum says why should you go to preach to these women(cos when a woman believes,she can change her family thus the world)without feeding them first and bringing medicine for the sick.some of these villagers are tired of all the crusaders.these pastors go to preach and still collect offerings and tithes from these poor people which is wicked.so what my mum and her friends dd is they go,share food first(COS ITS NOT A BRIBE) and preach after words.they don't take any kobo from them and don't collect gifts.they preach in a particular villager for a while and pick a leader amongst them whom will continue when they move to another village.to cut story short,i rather send mi TITHE there than give it to church since all of you here are already giving the church so i doubt the church needs mine |
i tot it was only me until i read this thread.the heat in abuja is bad that i went for pregnancy test thinking i was pregnant cos mi body was always so hot.i have serviced all my acs twice last month but its still blowing hot air. |
Okija_juju: I thought Boko Haram said western Education was bad: They should go to Almajiri schools where Hijab is allowed jor!!As a Native doctor we have a dresscode, but I never carried my staff of office or cowry beads to schools. ![]() |
[quote author=babyosisi]What a dog! Lesson to the women Don't go pack into a man's house and open legs and born pikins and start calling yourself a wife It doesn't work that way,una no get procedure for marriage? Allow the man to marry you properly if he values you Tufia Desperation Carrying belle does not a wife make To Foluke,the man who left his " wife" ati baby mama of 13 years for you will eventually leave you for another[b] sorry to say this but your advice should be directed to yoruba chicks.they do that alot and there families let it slide.you hardly see an igbo lady doing this cos your family will be ridiculed.i know some of you will get angry and say things like igbos prefer to abort but you guys know down inside that your girls are loose and 50 percent of them lack family morals.and i said all this with LOVE [/b] |
Sealeddeal: thats Andy Ubah and not Ifeanyi Ubah. Andy Ubah is from Uga while Ifeanyi Ubah is from Nnewi[b].was replying to people saying andy will contest and we should vote for him.mi dear am from Anambra,Aguata lg and i know where the two ubas come from onye nkuzi[/b] |
a friend who is close to Andy uba claims Andy really wants to transform Anambra the way fashola is doing in Lagos state cos that is the only way people will love him and he can one day contest for presidency.i asked him why Andy has never done anything for us even when having the ears of obj and having so much money Nigeria can use as a budget and he claimed andy felt no one will notice him if he did it them with out a post and people would have questioned where he got the money from.ajuju umu nne bu isi adi Andy ubah mma ? obu umu ewu ka ona agwa ? |
organ business is now the in thing in Nigeria,and they cover it up as people killing people for rituals! guys beware, i doubt if people still believe in that nonsense,they only take vital parts for transplant. |
unless you have played your partner(or the ones before him)i see no reason why your partner cheating on you will bother you.if you are a good person ,God will give you a strong heart and other purpose in life to focus on.focus on your hubby(yes ),your kids,your job,your extended family,friends and yourself(yourself lastly because you cant be your self without these people) and believe me you wont have time to harbor those thoughts in your head.this also applies to the singles(maka ndi uta) |
i get were femi is coming from and this applies to both sex.i don't believe in divorce but i recently told a close aunty of mine to run away from here husband recently.right from when we were growing up,we knew her husband batters her like fish and people on the street use to make fun of her but she remained in the marriage.recently,she came to mi area and dropped in at mi office.we spoke about old times and asked about her husband and she said jokingly that one of these days she will find the courage to kill him!!!!!! that was when i said its better for her to leave than to destroy her life.i said destroy her life because i don't care about the scumbag hubby and i know he wont die well but his blood will be on her hands.so people,even a mad man makes sense sometimes,don't let someone drive you to your breaking point.leave and maybe one day love will smile on you again. |
$25 million:some of you guys talk like people that will never have daughters,granddaughters ! am sure you don't have a sis of marriageable age.my prayer for you is that you marry,born both boys and girls ,then you will see why a man should never hit a woman he didnt give birth to |
in mi own little world to let others know that power\class etc is not about how much money you have but about how much you can do for the people around you .charity begins at home.i usually go for morning jogging or walk and after observing what the westerners ,i started going with nylon bag and picking up dirt's( with gloved hands) and after some weeks ,i noticed a group of family members i normally see jogging every morning doing the same thing! we can build the nation starting from our homes,street,offices,states that's only when we can build Nigeria. |
Guk: I am responding to you from a BBz10,so I don't know ds story about BIS not bn available.hrd that too but mi hubby gave me the new bb as a gift and it works |
LemonBoy1: its "you are welcome" ![b][/b]READ UP ! JUST USED EXACTLY THE SAME WORDS THE OTHER PERSON USED.ITS NOT AN ENGLISH CONTEST,JUST GIVING BACK WHAT WAS GIVEN TO ME SO EASE UP |
crackhaus: there's a word that describes the emboldened text love, its called NARCISSISMcall it what you like honey ! the key is love yourself,be good and fear God/allah and love ur neighbor as yourself.that's key to life.there's a word that describes the emboldened text honey,its "you are welcome" ! |
thumbs up to the op ! i love to stand out and not blend in.i stand in the sense that my skin is not bleached,i don't carve and shape mi eye brow to look like a scared rat,i don't wear all them crazy weaves and i wont be caught dead wearing clothes too short or too tight.some people might call me jr girl but i radiate so much beauty and confidence that anywhere i go,people most look at me.if you have confidence in yourself ,you will shine like a star you are.don't live above your means people you will live long |
Baba_Eleko: The same way it awaits you and your born and unborn children.SO WHO IS BETTER ? HIM OR YOU ? YOU BOTH CURSED SOMEONE(PEOPLE)HIS IS JUSTIFIED WHAT ABOUT YOURS ? IF SHE LET HER HUSBAND DO ALL THE EVILS HE DID THEN SHE IS ALSO A DEVIL LIKE ABACHA AND PLZ DON'T TELL ME SHE DIDN'T HAVE THE POWER COS AS PATIENCE DOES NOW,SHE HAD A LOT OF POWER OVER HER HUBBY |
[quote author=petreli12]Haterz can kiss between my two thighs!!! Great Ife is and will continue to be Nigeria's numero uno in all aspects of uni life! UI, UNIBEN and others can queue behind us.....Of the Greatest Ifeeeeeee, Great![/quote[b]]GREAT!!!!!! I REP OAU[/b] |
love nwanti ti-nelly uchendu if you love me(you go wait for me)-onyeka onwenu n sunny ade) |
Aggrippa: a man`s duty in the HOME NOWADAYS IS TO BE WASHING PLATE and also bathing the woman and their childrenGod forbids ! am a lady but i hate to see a man lowered to a position of a maid accept he is a maid.mi first boyfriend i left to marry mi hubby(yes av only dated two guys and married one )is because of this.the guy wants to cook,clean and even wash mi pant and it really irritated me .i wasn't brought up that way so it was so strange i thought the guy was possessed.MY MAN SHOULD MAN UP,HE DOESN'T HAVE TO CLEAN AND COOK TO SHOW LOVE EXCEPT WHEN HE WANTS TO.I WORK AND TAKE CARE OF MI HOME AND I TAKE IT AS MI RIGHT.EVERYTHING FROM CLEANING,TAKING CARE OF MY KIDS AND COOKING IS MINE TO DO AND THE SECRET LADIES IS THAT WAY,HE WANTS TO HELP OFTEN COS HE WANTS TO BE PART OF THE HOME MAKING ! IF YOU CANT DO IT ALL GET A HOUSE- HELP,COOK,DRIVER ETC IF YOU CAN AFFORD BUT PLEASE DON'T FORCE THE GUY TO DO IT.ME PERSONALLY I HATE WEAK MEN(bring on the bashing,i wont be coming back to this page to read it ) |
blink182: Women of nowadays only care for the future after seeing a solid present.AND MEN OF NOWADAYS THINK THROUGH THERE ASSHOLE !! TIRED OF HEARING ABOUT MONEY=WOMEN !,NOT ALL WOMEN ARE THE SAME![color=#990000][/color] DICKHEAD |
pure123: WHEN WILL NIGERIAN MEN BE ALLOWED TO WEAR SKIRT?are you a learner ? FEEL FREE COS IN 9JA ANYTHING GOES |


