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[quote author=papawemba post=33092977]Jada Fire
Flower Tucci
Ava Rose

Come to mind

I am still wondering how they build buckets of urine in such sequence of time.

I had a woman squirt on me but not that much once in Jo'burg and i felt like a superman
XENOPHOBIC SQUIRT!

My best advice for u is to gt busy doin something while u do som crious soulsearching (the idle mind na deVil office) try seeking God if that dosent sound too xtreme for u cos if you think finding a guy who would be better is by ur beauty and skills pele oo! Ur really jonzing urself.
Above all build ur self esteem and don't be so quick to open ur legs to just any1 who hasn't proven he's worth it.

Tales of Lagos: Chapter 2015 Verse 5
Title: How Ladipo market was eventually. locked after elections.

I think the sandal would have passed fashion police and customs screening if it was black,his short sleeve native also stands him out rather absurdly.
Summary: his look made the meeting look unserious as he looked like someone who was called impromptu from his bed to attend a high class meeting.

mhuyil:
Islam! Too complete.

Hello there,pls can you enlighten us from the islamic perspective?
Thanks

Zoharariel:
Ngozi Okonjo Iweala a.k.a 50Naira Puff-Puff - Covertly working for the Imperialists to suppress our Economy since July 2003.

She actually isn't as corrupt as the rest (aunty diezani) but her real job is worse.
Killin the economy covertly so as to make sure we are forever tied to her WB bosses.

Dyt:
List won't be complete without that frontvhead tie woman and DG NIMASA
The damages done to that ministry no be for here

Aswear Oga Jo and his minionns don chop naija finish,I just remembered NIMASA and their Financial/petroleum atrocities carried out in the guise of serving the nation.
Na all this mess + including chibok gehs Baba wan con inherit,I'm sure with the right people around him,support of the masses and prayers we shall overcome this indeed dark period.

The third pix show his true nature,f.ucking Fa*#gGot

XBLadez:
Majority what?! Don't say what you don't know. APC rigged and changed figures in Imo like they did in Lagos

If u r saying APC did the same thing they did in Lagos then rochas should be declared winner.
Kpomkpuen!

Say no to Amala politics.
Oyo state same as Nigeria as a whole needs quality leaders.
Sai Ajimobi

pak:
You definitely know Plateau politics well

thanks and regards

Isn't it depressing for oyo citizens that characters like Akala (tura ambassador) and Ladoja (uncle N500m) are still contending for the states top Job? We need better people to develop the hidden opportunities and potentials of the state not amala politics as it was being played then.
I just hope anoda fully baked oyo son shows up b4 the end of Ajimobis tenure.
#Omobadan

Criosly!! I had given plateau to pdp in my calculations,Wow congrats Lalong.
Funny enuf I kinda liked that pdp dude gwayok e get brain small buh it seems Baba jangs politics of ethnicity has backfired.
I hope this dosent lead to any kinda violence “on the plateau“.

Takim107:
hmm, go sleep.

U too,go lagoon.

Mentcee:
A

For ambode

Takim107:
lol. .that coconut head keeps you thinking aloud.

I no know oo! E be like say dem attach speaker to my thought sequence so I somtimes think aloud.
Dats what happens when you are a complex being who comes with too many accessories.

cococandy:
as I have little regard for men who do such too.

Btw you just contradicted yourself. You said it doesn't diminish a woman's value yet went ahead to give me all the reasons why it diminishes her value.

Sex dosent,cohabiting does..kapish!

Takim107:
oh really, thinking aloud. why not hit your your head on the wall, it will sound out more loudly.

Not evry1 has coconut skull like u

cococandy:
Well one of you asked not long ago why girls feel like they are doing guys a favor by having sex with them.
We'll his your thread is one of the reasons for it.
If having sex with a man reduces a girl's value according to you, why would any same girl want to do it wih any of since in the end all you'll be seeing is a worthless girl who gave herself to you or someone else.

May God help all of you.

Sex dosent diminish a womans value buh dat dosent mean she should Bleep away her life like a slut,the main problem I have with cohabiting is the “wifely duties“,lack of privacy,and even the emotional attachment years after they breakup (which most eventually do). Plus here in Africa therz a lot tied to an unmarried female living totally with a man,(even outside university settings) not to talk of countless abortions dt might hav come along the way. I believe a woman is special and should have some level of self esteem + she should be able to go to reasonable lengths to keep it,for me as a Guy I have little regard for ladies who do such.
JMO

Takim107:
As if he doesn't cohabit, I pray you marry the last person you cohabited with. If you cannot say amen come kiss my fine black ass and shut the F up.

With the color of ur face I'm not sure if ur ass would be black,(just thinking aloud).

Rapmoney:
I often wonder where Nigerian youths copied this nonsense from because even students in universities in America, Asia and Europe do not engage in this trashy act as we do over here!!! Yet, we still call them agents of immorality?

I just feel, deep within my heart, that girls who cohabit or cohabited in the university do not desrve any dime as bride price paid on them! They should just follow their would-be husband to his house, free of charge and continue where they stopped in school!

A girl cohabits with a guy for 4 to 5 years in school; this means the dude would bleep her through out those years (free of charge o!), she would perform wifely duties for him...cooking, cleaning, washing, providing emotional wifely support, etc (free of charge too o!). Now, what's still left in such a body? If she can bleep a dude for years without any dime paid on her, coupled with the numerous wifely duties, then what's the need of paying a dime on her as diary or bride price? If that bloke that bleeped her for years didn't pay a dime on her where families would meet, eat and drink and pray, why should I pay a dime on her head? Worse of it is that this dude enjoyed all what he enjoyed free of charge! Now, why should I be requested to pay for same? Common, that's not fair! What's sauce for the goose is also sauce for the gander!!!

From Delsu to Lasu, from Uniben to OOU, from Uniport to Unical, from UniAbuja to Esut...it is the same story! Any girl who cohabits with a dude in school who has never paid a dime on her has lost her feminine value! She doesn't deserve anything paid on her!!!

Cmon bros den still get scrap value na,(ie) for any mumu guy who is unfortunate to fall for such.
Nuffsaid

efilefun:
Abeg lets forget politics for now and face the only thing that unites Nigerians Soccer

Sai UNITED!!!!!

Hahahhahahaahhahahahahahhaha! Aswear boss u no well @ all! Chaii! See killing!

akindots:
Results released so far before the ongoing recess :

LG APC PDP

1 BADAGRY 27,086.00 22,664.00
2 LAGOS ISLAND 34,232.00 16,111.00
3 AJEROMI 42,954.00 52,598.00
4 IBEJU 14,696.00 11,292.00
5 ETI OSA 28,082.00 24,486.00
6 LAGOS MAINLAND 31,836.00 26,889.00
7 IKEJA 33,178.00 26,419.00
8 AMUWO ODOFIN 26,349.00 35,168.00
9 OSHODI ISOLO 42,835.00 43,904.00
10 IFAKO IJAIYE 46,485.00 26,898.00
11 EPE 31,498.00 13,425.00

Correct result! I missed some of those.

kaze4blues:
apc already won

lagos mainland
lagos island
badagry
eti osa

pdp won
ajeromi ifelodun

Add amuwo odofin
And Oshodi-isolo to that of pdp
Though the margin @ oshodi-isolo is just about 1k.
APC leading with about some 8,000 votes at the moment.

Caseless:
pesin wey de cry de see front.

Great response,abeg free dis bros hin don dey fink of life after election.

Kylez:
Thanks guys

Good song just downloaded it,I'm sure the record label saw some things in that song that would even sound better with better production,hype and management.
Keep blazing,GGMUB.

You would never find the kind of relationship btw igbos and yorubas in lasgidi anywhere else,sometimes its very interesting/comical to watch a yoruba dude attempt to playfully abuse an Ibo dude in his own igbo language and vice versa

I just hope the incoming govt is mature enough to quell this issue and move on,If not LGs like Amuwo Odofin go suffer ehn.
#Vivalasgidi

Signs of things to come,sai APC

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