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GBP/JPY will rise in 30 minutes

Logic Mind: somebody please send her one.

That will the most romantic thing ever!

Well, I never got any of such letters(I wish I did!)

Well, I don't even know him or Beastie boys. May His soul find rest beyond.

Many people are just dying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ha!

PLease let's not be pessimistic about this,NO BOMBS! Gawd! I won't miss this match for anything! My Arsenal!!!!

OK, all this sound so so interesting. I want to make some money too. Can someone take his or her time to teach me this Betonmarket? I have played on it before but i thought it was a game, i used my liberty reserve to fund it but i cannot remember my account cos sincerely i thought it was one of these mind or brain games. I don't know anything about it neither do I know anything about forex. I need some one to sincerely teach me step by step.

All this stuffs sound like jargon to me, but I am interested in anything that will yield me income cos I got some money to invest! I wish someone can make it clearer to me.

Because they are normads looking for places to call their own. Give them a mile they'll seize the whole lands.

free_soul: someone says he is not a thief, but everytime he passed by, something disappears!
why is it only fulani involved in all these troubles all over nigeria?
fulani vs hausa
fulani vs berom
fulani vs yoruba
fulani vs tiv

why only fulani?

It's very difficult I must tell you. What you need is Patience, Perseverance, Commitment. First, make up your mind what you want to achieve. check your weight. Then, you have to make do with what is available to you. can you afford a gym membership? if not, stick to the road. What kind of food are easily available to you? are you the one who makes the food for the family? if yes, too bad you may be tempted to eat more, if no, then you can survive. The fundamental rules are 1. Eat less, 2. Exercise more 3. Have patience. However it is easier said than done. I am so tired now but I will be back to give you insight into the three rules maybe tomorrow and tell you how it works. Secondly, there's this tea I once drank that made me lose appetite for a whole day! I will write it here for you when I get back. Just have patience and stop the craving.
Requirement:
Lots of water
Lots of fruits
stay off bread especially white bread
minimize milk intake especial full cream, Dano slim is good.
Jogging outfit + sneakers
Music to your ears.
see you soon.

My brother had it, he kept treating it yet no improvement so I shot him with Quinine injection and he got so so well and he thanked me.

I have always gotten timely response to my questions on nairaland that is why I never cease to seek you guys on any issue that bothers me. Please, does anybody know where I can get CPR (cardio-pulmonary resuscitation), BLS (Basic Life Support) and ALS (Advanced Life Support) training and certification either in Abuja or any other place in Nigeria. It is very important that I have it. Thank you for your prompt anticipated responses.

timpaker: my favourites are Abia, Abuja and Rivers.
BTW: why are they mostly south easterners? are their no beautiful girls in the north? what about my sweet fulani chicks?

The fulani chicks are not allowed to show themselves in the public. They are shackled by Islamic religion.

Oh! I thought I was the only one who doesn't like picking my boyfriend's call just to piss him off! However, I keep wondering why he has never for once never pick my call (He's always so excited when I call him and he;ll always love to talk). I just enjoy the frustration he'll feel when i don't pick his calls. Aside from that, I am innocent of the rest.

Big Mistake by Akon, That boy can't even sing! All he does is shout and repeat exclamations! Gosh!

HELL NO!

Oh, Go Arsenal. I know you guys will so great as always. Too bad i won't watch the match.

I'm glad she wasn't elected for that post. For God's sake, what has she done in Nigeria to deserve international recommendation?

First, Pay my tithe, Go shopping and get nice stuffs, Pay for tuition fee in advance, buy a house and lease out, give rest to other people.

Please my fellow brothers and sisters, I know that things are so difficult in Nigeria at the moment but this should not the the reason to commit yourself with something you cannot quit. I know 100% that this is fraud. I;ve seen several adds like this one some other sites e.g Dealfish. I contacted the add seller but he was fake. This is Fraud! Are there no workers in America anymore? How much does he earn that he can afford to dish out all the salaries he stated in the advert. He that have ears, let him hear. If you do decide to give it a try, please kindly come back here and give us a feedback and your experience. America ko doctor ni!

wow! I also love the smell of petrol too, Whenever a bus driver visits the fuel station I alway wish he doesn't leave. I love the smell of my own fart, I love the smell of a neat sweaty muscular male, I love mildly He-goat smell, plus lots more. I'll tell u when i remember!

I am a male hairstylist. I specialized in making fantastic dreadlocks and other freestyles. Presently, I am in Abuja and I seek a very reputable Hair salon (Male or Female) that will need my services. I bet you, your customers will not only come back for more but they will come with their friends and families. Thank you.

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Ok OK OK, Seriously, I am not getting any help from these responses here as most of them do not apply to me. The post here are mostly about student travel et al. I am not a student. I am planning to travel to canada under the skilled workers' program (I am a Registered Nurse). Has anybody here gone through this process or know somebody who has? I am planning to go to the Canadian Embassy soonest to obtain the list of required document. However, I'll appreciate it if someone who has undergone this process or know someone who has can give me tips on how to go about it so that I will not make any regrettable mistake. I took the online Assessment and I scored above the minimal score, this is the first time i'll be applying for a visa in any country. What do I say to them when I go to the Embassy? Thank you.

never judge

visa

Personally, I think virginal status should be kept to yourself. You really don have to let anybody know about it. The only person that should know that status is the person who's going to take it away and at the point of acquisition.
Telling a guy you are a virgin makes him want to know if it's true and the only way he can discover it is by trial and when he finds out, the virginity won't be there anymore, so, what's the point?

How come Barcelona loses to smaller insignificant clubs but always defeat big clubs. I think they do it intentionally.

I really thank you all for the precious time you squeezed out of your tight schedules to reply my mail. Thank you. I saw a previous thread on cosmetics and i got a lot of useful information there!! 2 days ago I went shopping, here are what i got: Jergens smoothing lotion, Bio-oil, Neutrogena sunblock 45. So far, i'ld started using them day and night. They feel so good on my skin and it has actually started to radiate (I have a very beautiful, unblemished skin naturally) but the only issue is that THEY ARE MAKING ME SWEAT A LOT!!! So, I;ve resolved to only use at night. this morning i used Nivea even skin + bio oil. I didn't sweat! You ladies are the best!

Fellow Nairalanders, I come before you this day with hope that you will provide solution to my problem. I find it very difficult getting a good body lotion that will be perfect for my skin type. I don't know much about my skin type though, but I know my skin easily gets dry, I sweat easily, I hardly get rashes or acne.

I used to be lighter than I am now but due to constant Abuja sunshine and stress my skin looks dark and dull. I don't have any specific body lotion, I've used several of them ranging from Jergens, Nivea, Swiss Collagen, Dove, etc but non of these lotions seem perfect for me.

Few years back, my skin was so fine when I was using Venus Skin toning cream and it was so perfect, all of a sudden I couldn't find it in the market. I really need your help.

I need a lotion that will give and maintain moisture in my skin, that won't make me sweat and won't bleach my skin (Cos I love my skin color), just even skin toning.

please you can recommend any good lotion you know irrespective of the price, I can afford it. I really need your help. I need a good lotion I can stick to.

Thank you. God bless

The poster's partner is not aware of his status.