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please my dearest help me!


I am writing this mail to you with tears and sorrow from my heart. With due respect, trust and humanity, i appeal to you to exercise a little patience and read through my letter, I wish to contact you personally for a long term business relationship and investment assistance in your Country so i feel quite safe dealing with you in this important business having gone through your remarkable profile, honestly i am writing this email to you with pains, tears and sorrow from my heart, i will really like to have a good relationship with you and i have a special reason why i decided to contact you, i decided to contact you due to the urgency of my situation, My name is Miss Elinah Kipkalya Kones, 23yrs old female and I held from Kenya in East Africa. My father was the former Kenyan road Minister. He and Assistant Minister of Home Affairs Lorna Laboso had been on board the Cessna 210, which was headed to Kericho and crashed in a remote area called Kajong'a, in western Kenya. The plane crashed on the Tuesday 10th, June, 2008.

You can read more about the crash through the below site:
http://edition.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/africa/06/10/kenya.crash/index.html

After the burial of my father, my stepmother and uncle conspired and sold my father's property to an Italian Expert rate which the shared the money among themselves and live nothing for me. I am constrained to contact you because of the abuse I am receiving from my wicked stepmother and uncle. They planned to take away all my late father's treasury and properties from me since the unexpected death of my beloved Father. Meanwhile i wanted to escape to the USA but they hide away my international passport and other valuable travelling documents. Luckily they did not discover where i kept my fathers File which contains important documents. So I decided to run to the refugee camp where i am presently seeking asylum under the United Nations High Commission for the Refugee here in Ouagadougou, Republic of Burkina Faso.

One faithful morning, I opened my father's briefcase and found out the documents which he has deposited huge amount of money in bank in Burkina Faso with my name as the next of kin. I travelled to Burkina Faso to withdraw the money for a better life so that I can take care of myself and start a new life, on my arrival, the Bank Director whom I met in person told me that my father's instruction/will to the bank is that the money would only be release to me when I am married or present a trustee who will help me and invest the money overseas. I am in search of an honest and reliable person who will help me and stand as my trustee so that I will present him to the Bank for transfer of the money to his bank account overseas. I have chosen to contact you after my prayers and I believe that you will not betray my trust. But rather take me as your own sister.

Although, you may wonder why I am so soon revealing myself to you without knowing you, well I will say that my mind convinced me that you may be the true person to help me. More so, my father of blessed memory deposited the sum of (US$11.500, 000) Dollars in Bank with my name as the next of kin. However, I shall forward you with the necessary documents on confirmation of your acceptance to assist me for the transfer and statement of the fund in your country. As you will help me in an investment, and i will like to complete my studies, as i was in my 1year in the university when my beloved father died. It is my intention to compensate you with 30% of the total money for your services and the balance shall be my capital in your establishment. As soon as I receive your positive response showing your interest I will put things into action immediately. In the light of the above. I shall appreciate an urgent message indicating your ability and willingness to handle this transaction sincerely.

AWAITING YOUR URGENT AND POSITIVE RESPONSE, Please do keep this only to yourself for now untill the bank will transfer the fund. I beg you not to disclose it till i come over because I am afraid of my wicked stepmother who has threatened to kill me and have the money alone ,I thank God Today that am out from my country (KENYA) but now In (Burkina Faso) where my father deposited these money with my name as the next of Kin. I have the documents for the claims.

Yours Sincerely
Elinah Kipkalya Kones

chreld_b: While she is at it the commisioner should also move for the adoption of Sharia law. And she should not forget to compel females to wear regalia totally covering themselves up from head to toe to avoid unnecessary seduction and rape. What is good for the Goose is also good for the Gander.

walcolm: there should also be Samsung written on the front at the top just below the speaker. is it carrier branded? i.e AT&T, Sprint etc.....if it is not, you don't need to unlock it

walcolm: YES, there's a Chinese device that looks exactly like the S3 from a distance but it doesn't have Samsung written on it

Kslib: Sai gobe------- till tommorow
dutse------- stone
mutane-------- people
yaya-------- how far
hanu------- hand
ido-------- eye
baki------mouth
bura-------- let me see who will get it. (Private part)
Duwawu------ let me see who will get it. (Bottom)
Duri-------- let me see who will get it. (private part)
Zuchiya----- mind
doya------- yam
shinkapa------ rice
wake------ beans
michiji------- snake
kare------ dog
akuya------ goat
kaka----- grandparents
pitsari----- urine
wuta------- electricity
wire------ handset
mota----- car
kayan chiki------ intestine
gashi----- hair
hanchi----- nose
hakori----- teeth
wuya----- suffer
dole----- by force
takada----- book
makaranta---- school
mutuwa---- death
mutu---- die
bachi---- sleep
tashi---- get up
kwanta----- lie down
kariya----- lie
kariya ne---- its a lie
gaskiya---- truth
gaskiya ne ---- its a true..lol--- its the truth
hanya--- road/way
tafi--- go
dawo---- come back
nama---- meat
biri---- monkey
kyau----- fine
mumuna----- mumu
waw---- senseless
mata--- women
nyarinya--- young girl
yaro--- boy
maza---- men
aboki::: my friend

Red-Light:
Mine is not here..
Mine is withdrawer..
I just withdraw my Di.c.k when am abt to c.um.. And spit it on her tommy, bo00bs, or a.sss when am on doggggy

it never fails me

acidtalk: No one Meditates more than me when I am alone.
Sometimes my thoughts are so loud I think the people 3 buildings away can hear me.
Truth be told, I LOVE BEING ALONE.
That's the moment when I 'feel' God is talking to me and I can hear HIM loud and clear.

For activities I do Alone, I read a lot and loooooove my music.


I don dey too talk my personal secrets for nairaland sef. Wetin nah?