Crown128: Are u a virgin? I can help u out.

I have a business Idea and you people are not encouraging. I can't share it here so someone else won't steal it.

Clemzy16: The website is meant for virgins not a disvirgined semi prostitute like you..

Hmmmmmmmmmmm........ I know you want a fight but you won't get it from me.

Does anyone know the website for the Auction? I need it urgently.

I will and can do same.

mikron: so who dey change her pads wen she dey see her monthly flower and who dey wipe her ass wen she go toilet na? talk more of changing her cloths. i wonder o

You must be a very caring man! Very sensitive. Keep it up!

Oh Dear! Poor thing, it must have missed its way. Please stop killing these animals! They love their lives like you love yours too. So cute! I've actually seen a couple of Pythons up close in Awo-omama, Orlu Imo State. It's sacred, they don't kill it so they are abundant. They are so beautiful!!!

Don4life:
dts if u see him

The topic is a 'What-if' scenario. He will be available.

Meet Eminem. Give him a kiss!

MRbrownJAY: Italy
Belgium
Holland
UK (lived there)
Spain
Germany (lived there)
Poland (lived there)
Czech Republic (lived there)
Switzerland
Slovakia
Lithuania
Belarus
Norway (lived there)
Sweden
finland
Denmark (lived there)
China (lived there)
Japan (lived there)
South Korea
Indonesia
Australia (lived there)
Argentina (lived there)
Uruguay
Chile
Peru
Brasil (lived there)
Venezuela
United states
Nigeria
Togo
Benin
Ghana
Ivory Coast (lived there)

Sorry Sire, How old are you?

Is it like captain Jack Sparrow? What do the Pirates look like?

sniperwolf: ARABANKO by Sunny BoBo

How dare you compare any song with my Arabanko! Don't even try it again. I haven't listened to Tonto's songs but you can't even compare any other Nigerian Music with Arabanko. Arabanko is on a whole different genre and level. It takes me closer to home in this far location [b][/b]

cantell:
Surprised! A naija lady who is not a fan of BB.
Android phones are cool but their batteries are crap!
Nokia E6 on the other hand is also cool and it has a long lasting battery.
It also has a touch screen and a physical qwerty keypad.
Price is around 48k.

Yes, I think Blackberries are overrated! Not to mention the fact that it makes people laugh when nobody's laughing and it dissociates them from the environment.

Damon03: Hmmm.... This "always throwing ur phone accidentally or when u're angry" will complicate tinz o, cos most of them are touchscreen only. Nt being a BB fan makes it easier tho

Options are:
1.Nokia 808 purview... Talking of great pictures(prolly the best camera phone yet ) and nice battery life + it shouldnt spoil easily since its nokia. Runs Nokia belle os

2. Samsung galaxy s3... Arguably the second best phone in the world (if d iphone5 is no.1), runs android os... so u'll av alot of games. In short the phone is great.

Both of them are in the range of 95k. use google to find out more about this two.....

Thanks for your suggestion, I'll look into the Nokia 808 Purview, I like pictures a lot! And I'll try not to smash it!

25 years, 10 months and 2 days.........

I use Nokia torchlight which I bought for 3,600 naira. I have laptop which I use for my browsing and movie watching. Right now, I need a phone that I can browse with, take lots of pictures with and won't spoil easily cos I always throw my phone accidentally or when I am angry! I have seen a lot of phones but I can't make a choice. I need you guys that are so good with phones to assist me.
Here are the qualities I want.
1. Very clear picture quality. (I take a lot of pictures)
2. Browsing and downloading
3. Games
4. Long battery life
5. Some of my friends say "get an android", please what is an android?
6. I am not a fan of blackberry
7. Financial budget #100,000 and below. Nothing above that. I think it will be stupid to buy a phone above 100k if it gets stolen I might feel it.
Please make a suggestion, I need to buy it before the end of this month.

oops!

I Love snakes. I think they are the cutest animals ever. I've come up close to them several times and I can't stop being mesmerized!

Yes, I met her in a bus. We just kept looking at each other. I thought I was looking at the mirror. I talked with her and collected her number but I think I lost the number, but I wish I can meet her again!

I thought people say he is ugly. He looks so handsome to me!

1. Spartacus
2. The Game of Throne

dextra25@yahoo.com

Oh! Thank God! I've always had a crush on that guy!

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Gabriel Muniz is an 11 year old boy from Brazil that was born without feet... but he has a talent that makes him stand out more than the condition he was born with - he is a soccer player! He spends most of his time practicing his soccer skills, so you wouldn't even know that he is missing his two feet.

Gabriel is so good and has drawn so much attention that the professional soccer team FC Barcelona has invited Gabriel to train at their summer camp with them. The Spanish La Liga soccer club has offered to fly Muniz to Spain in September. There, he will be able to show off his truly amazing talent (and also meet his soccer hero, Lionel Messi).
Gabriel's mother says that he was overjoyed to hear the news and that he is finally being rewarded for being such a fighter.

"He started walking before he was one. We would go after him, expecting him to keep falling, but he never fell," she said.

Gabriel is so good at the sport, he has received several medals as his school's "star sportsman" and is the captain of his gym class.



Jose Lopes, Gabriel's gym teacher, told the Sun that "the child -- with his can-do attitude and indefatigable spirit -- is an inspiration to all who meet him."

"The disability only exists inside our heads and he is proving it to everyone; he is challenging the social norms," he said.
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Lopes added that Muniz could one day even change the face of paralympic soccer.

"To this day there isn't a Paralympics 11-a-side football team, but Gabriel is showing this will have to change, because he wants to play 11-a-side football,” he said.
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We love Gabriel's spirit and determination! It just goes to show you that no matter what hand you are dealt, God gives you a way to truly love life!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-14W_zkQI-M&feature=player_embedded#t=0s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-14W_zkQI-M&feature=player_embedded

[img][/img]
http://www.godvine.com/pics/GabrielMuniz/gabriel-muniz2.jpg
Gabriel Muniz is an 11 year old boy from Brazil that was born without feet... but he has a talent that makes him stand out more than the condition he was born with - he is a soccer player! He spends most of his time practicing his soccer skills, so you wouldn't even know that he is missing his two feet.

Gabriel is so good and has drawn so much attention that the professional soccer team FC Barcelona has invited Gabriel to train at their summer camp with them. The Spanish La Liga soccer club has offered to fly Muniz to Spain in September. There, he will be able to show off his truly amazing talent (and also meet his soccer hero, Lionel Messi).
Gabriel's mother says that he was overjoyed to hear the news and that he is finally being rewarded for being such a fighter.

"He started walking before he was one. We would go after him, expecting him to keep falling, but he never fell," she said.

Gabriel is so good at the sport, he has received several medals as his school's "star sportsman" and is the captain of his gym class.



Jose Lopes, Gabriel's gym teacher, told the Sun that "the child -- with his can-do attitude and indefatigable spirit -- is an inspiration to all who meet him."

"The disability only exists inside our heads and he is proving it to everyone; he is challenging the social norms," he said.
[img][/img]
http://www.godvine.com/pics/GabrielMuniz/gabriel-muniz3.jpg
Lopes added that Muniz could one day even change the face of paralympic soccer.

"To this day there isn't a Paralympics 11-a-side football team, but Gabriel is showing this will have to change, because he wants to play 11-a-side football,” he said.
[img][/img]
http://www.godvine.com/pics/GabrielMuniz/gabriel-muniz4.jpg
We love Gabriel's spirit and determination! It just goes to show you that no matter what hand you are dealt, God gives you a way to truly love life!
[img][/img]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-14W_zkQI-M&feature=player_embedded#t=0s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-14W_zkQI-M&feature=player_embedded

[b][/b][size=12pt][/size]Medecins Sans Frontieres is a private, non-profit international humanitarian organization dedicated to providing medical assistance to population in crisis, without discrimination and regardless of race, religion, creed or political affiliation.
JOB DESCRIPTION
• Provide quality periop care for emergency obstetric and neonatal cases in the maternity and VVF cases in the wards in accordance to MFS protocols;
• Observe and respect the MSF charter and adhere to work schedule as per roster and on-call requirements;
• Treat the patients with respect, providing good quality care and ensuring privacy and confidentiality.
REQUIRED SKILLS AND CONDITIONS
 RN certificate (No need for post basic, training will be provided after employment)
 Ability to work as a team
 Strong work ethic, commitment to humanitarian objectives and patient care;
 Motivation, flexibility and capacity to work as a team and in emergency program;
 Fluent in spoken and written English (Preferably.)
WORK LOCATION
Jahun Hospital, Jigawa State (Nigeria)
CONTRACT
Unlimited contract duration starting September 2012
208 working hours per month and on-call duty
Roster flexibility required.
TO APPLY:
visit [url][/url]http://www.nigeria.ipsojobs.com/
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I am basically adicted to two Things:

[b][/b][size=12pt][/size]Description
Position: Mathematics-Teacher (Secondary Section)Qualifications:

Candidates must possess the following qualifications:

First degree in Education in the relevant subject or B.Sc/Hons
With Post-Graduate Diploma in Education (PGDE)
At least of seven (7) years experience in teaching the relevant subject at the secondary school level
Must be computer literate
Ability to speak little French and experience in WAEC or NECO marking will be added advantage.


Mathematics Teacher (Primary Section)

Qualifications:

Candidates must possess the following qualifications;

National Certificate in Education (NCE)
Have not less than Seven (7) years’ experience in teaching at the primary level in a reputable school.
Must be computer literate
A little knowledge of French is an added advantage

English Teacher (Primary Section)

Qualifications:

Candidates must possess the following qualifications;

National Certificate in Education (NCE)
Have notless than Seven (7) years’ experience in teaching at the primary level in a reputable school.
Must be computer literate
A little knowledge of French is an added advantage


Method of Application

All applications, including Curriculum Vitae, should reach the school on or before 14th August, 2012and addressed to:
Go to [url][/url] http://www.nigeria.ipsojobs.com/job/teachers-needed-urgently/6-853865
Deadline for application is 14th August, 2012.

[b][/b]Medecins Sans Frontieres is a private, non-profit international humanitarian organization dedicated to providing medical assistance to population in crisis, without discrimination and regardless of race, religion, creed or political affiliation.
JOB DESCRIPTION
• Provide quality medical care for emergency obstetric and neonatal cases in the maternity and VVF cases in the wards in accordance to MFS protocols;
• Assist the midwives to triage and manage patients presenting with high risk conditions related to pregnancy;
• Be involved in all surgical procedures and post-operative surgical care, in accordance with MSF protocols.
• Provide consultations for post-natal patients and MSF staff as required;
• Observe and respect the MSF charter and adhere to work schedule as per roster and on-call requirements;
• Treat the patients with respect, providing good quality care and ensuring privacy and confidentiality.
REQUIRED SKILLS AND CONDITIONS
 Nigerian Medical Diploma with minimum of 2 years of active clinical experience since graduation;
 Interest and/ or experience in obstetrics;
 Strong work ethic, commitment to humanitarian objectives and patient care;
 Motivation, flexibility and capacity to work as a team and in emergency program;
 Fluent in spoken and written English and Hausa (Preferably.)

To apply, go to [url][/url]www.nigeria.ipsojobs.com
Deadline for application is 10th of August 2012.
Notice: no monetary transactions, neither demands of favors in kind, nor other types of favoritism will be tolerated in the recruitment process. MSF reserves the right to refuse hiring of a candidate having benefitted from such acts. All illicit demands of theses may be pursued through the judicial system.