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Romance / Re: I'm Dating Her Friend Now She's Getting Jealous by Dfynboi: 9:16am On May 23, 2020
Millenniumlady:
You fvcked up big time sometimes we ladies love it when you woo us like 4/6times before we'll give in better tell the new girl that you're already in a relationship before she came go back to her friend for peace to rain
wtf,4to 6 times??when u re nt d daughter of queen elizbeth,if i try wooing u once nd u turn me down we re done

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Romance / Re: Mimienudles Is The Most Beautiful Girl On Nairaland I Will Marry Her Someday by Dfynboi: 11:08am On May 22, 2020
ds dude don take early mor mor smoke osogbo weed mixed with ibadan paw paw,na d end result be ds
Romance / Re: Was Your First Consented Sex Your First Love? by Dfynboi: 11:04am On May 22, 2020
PrettyPrint:
lolz.


Ion know wat happened but it'll be strong for a few sec and then lose strength. He'd had to rub it b4 getting in... Sometin like dat
lmao,bt las las he stasfied u
Romance / Re: What's The Craziest Thing You've Ever Done Under The Influence Of Alcohol? by Dfynboi: 11:02am On May 22, 2020
don't wanna remember dt sh!t bro
Romance / Re: Was Your First Consented Sex Your First Love? by Dfynboi: 10:59am On May 22, 2020
PrettyPrint:
Sure. But he wasn't hard enough.... Erm wat am I sayin grin
wasn't hard asin??let me guess,he is 2mins man??
Romance / Re: Temptation In My House by Dfynboi: 10:28am On May 22, 2020
ds is a simple quadratic equation,all she needs is a man dt will be screwing her,get one of ur friend to be doing it bt never do it urself,i repeat never do it urself...las las everybody go dy alryt
Romance / Re: Slay Queen, Nikki Fe Fe Shows Off N200k She Received After Sex (video) by Dfynboi: 9:55am On May 22, 2020
na my fellow niggar go still marry ds one put for hauz??
Crime / Re: Salman Hassan Stabs Husband To Death In Bauchi Over Sex (Photos) by Dfynboi: 9:21am On May 22, 2020
Career / Re: My 50-Year-Old Boss Shows Massive Cleavage Whenver We Meet, What Could She Want? by Dfynboi: 8:52am On May 21, 2020
baba na ur jackpot be dt o,if u knw u knw
Romance / Re: Have U Ever Turned Down A Girls Proposal ? What Was Her Reaction? by Dfynboi: 9:53am On May 20, 2020
Stephenmoka4:
I have never been in your shoes, I wish.
A beautiful girl for that matter; wow. Even in my sleep girls have never asked me out.
baba na so u ugly reach??lol
Romance / Re: My Gf Oozes Fishy Smell Down There. by Dfynboi: 9:47am On May 20, 2020
MelaninSkinGirl:
You men are so disrespectful, do you know how many women tolerate your smelly bodies/mouth odour/armpit odour/d!.k odour? You claim to love your girlfriends/wives yet you are comfortable telling strangers derogatory things about your girlfriends/wives

From what I have seen on Nairaland you men just want any hole to wet your little d!.ks You do not care about your girlfriends/wives.
so u re telling us to learn to tolerate a bitch with fish smelly hole,jeez! will u give dt advice to ur own broda
Romance / Re: How I Discovered My Girlfriend Has Been Cheating: Pics Included by Dfynboi: 9:38am On May 20, 2020
Nonsoboy4life:
Pics here

You can see she's even asking the guy which one of their sex scenes , that's to tell u they've been intimate for long..

I have another pics the guy sent to her when he was giving her head but for privacy reasons I'm not going to upload that one....funny a thing I'm not so bothered , I don't just know why..I will continue to accommodate her till she goes back..Infact I have been extra nice to her just so she doesn't find out.

Is a human nature to be deceitful anyway..Don't ever be complacent when u suspect your partner esp when he/she misbehaves , most times what we suspect end up been the case and never ever confront a woman without evidence, she will completely deny it...I'm just enjoying myself knowing fully well I have averted a marital crises in the future
baba u be real nigga bt believe me if i were to be u hmm...only God Knws wt i would ve done to her
Travel / Re: Ibom Air 4th Aircraft Unveiled By Governor Udom by Dfynboi: 9:31am On May 20, 2020
Mayor21:
Hi guys
Abeg make una help me subscribe please,
0812 773 1796
I've been on Opera free 50mb sub now for like 2 weeks... The school I work for no wan resume.... Nairalanders abeg o help a brother
d truth is dt nobody would like to help cus u re a guy bt suppose its a lady nw...hmmm! i guess u knw d rest
Romance / Re: My Encounter With A Highly Intelligent Girl. by Dfynboi: 12:36pm On May 19, 2020
ObaOfUyo:
Picture, or........... *Someone please complete*
we donbilivit
Romance / Re: Catholic Priest Had Sex With My Crush by Dfynboi: 8:01am On May 19, 2020
ChizzyBuna:
cry
I took the biggest L last week when I found out a priest was smashing my crush.
She is a nurse and the worst part is that her so called bestie snitched on her and showed me hardcore proof and reciepts.

I remember this nurse telling me about how one rev. Father was trying to chike her but she refused blah blah blah.. I laughed it off
Now fastfoward 1 month later, I'm told by her bestie that she is fucking the same priest and they both have fallen in love with each other. After confronting her about the rumor she blocked me on insta and WhatsApp. Which means her bestie was right!!!!
If I go into details of the texts and other stupid gifts and money this priest is giving this girl. Oh my God!!
This has made me lose major Respect for anything pastor or priest. Bunch of wolves in sheep clothing.
I pray she gets pregnant and cause wahala for the idiot priest..
Chiemela Im highly disappointed in you but I understand a hoe is a hoe. Period
Bleep all you catholic priests!!!!!
So after fingering a girl you still use that hand and finger to give out Communion??
Once again fuuuuck all the Catholic priest whether good or bad Bleep all you blind religious clowns that support and defend this bastard priests..
Romance / Re: I Accessed My Gilfriend's Phone, Now I Can't Walk. Help! by Dfynboi: 7:29am On May 19, 2020
madampresident:
Fake story
cus is coming frm a guy ryt??recieve sense

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is Denying Me Sex Everytime . by Dfynboi: 10:09am On May 18, 2020
either babe get another nigga dt is kpanshing her or she get infection wey she dy pity u nd don't want to donate give u#one of d two
Romance / Re: First Time Sex With My Girlfriend After 2years And This Is What Happened by Dfynboi: 8:37am On May 18, 2020
d truth is dt all ds girls u see are full time bomb waiting to explode...they re carrier of one infection or the other,op next time u want to bleep any girl jst double ur cd to avoid story dt touches d heart

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Crime / Re: US Investigates Nigerian Fraudster Ring For Fake Unemployment Claims by Dfynboi: 6:25am On May 18, 2020
Tissaia:
Nigerians" Or ......
don't even go there
Romance / Re: Those Who Look Younger Than Their Age How Do You Cope by Dfynboi: 5:52am On May 15, 2020
obembet:
Guess my age first
22

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Romance / Re: In Reality Girls Don't Like Big D!cks. by Dfynboi: 2:34pm On May 12, 2020
purples25:

Toh, that is good.
hmm nw u re talking
Romance / Re: In Reality Girls Don't Like Big D!cks. by Dfynboi: 2:27pm On May 12, 2020
purples25:


Abeg shift that thing very far. Is the womb not paining the girl.
lol,bt believe me 80% of d gals like it big
Romance / Re: In Reality Girls Don't Like Big D!cks. by Dfynboi: 2:17pm On May 12, 2020
purples25:


Lol no pain is what is needed for peace to reign.
i tot u gals lyk it big,d one dt will be able to shift d womb

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Romance / Re: Uproar In Twitter As Nigeria Man Abandons Fiance After 28 Abortions (PHOTOS) by Dfynboi: 2:15pm On May 12, 2020
purples25:
Stay and be faithful, stay and suffer, stay with the broke man........


Your reward is in heaven o. Shey him don jakpa.


At least you receive an award for faithful bae who stayed when he was broke.
lols u jst dy burst my brain

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Romance / Re: In Reality Girls Don't Like Big D!cks. by Dfynboi: 2:07pm On May 12, 2020
purples25:
Yes. Why like something big like that. cheesy
u gals re jst confused,if its big u gals will complain,if its small u gals will still complain...wts do u gals rilli want??

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Nairaland / General / Re: Look At My Real Pics And My Real Age by Dfynboi: 1:47pm On May 12, 2020
abeg who get bubu number make i knw wen he wan send d 20k they promised us,mah eyes dy red
Nairaland / General / Re: Look At My Real Pics And My Real Age by Dfynboi: 1:44pm On May 12, 2020
laughitall:
See children I'm in same forum with .. lol
hmmm hanty anybody dt cn do u strong tin is no longer a kid o*lol*

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Romance / Re: I Broke Up With My Girlfriend Because I Want To Cut Down Expenses by Dfynboi: 1:37pm On May 12, 2020
dts jst d prblm with our naija gals,they maybe working and earning better more dan u bt they will still ask u of 100recharge card...once u ask any of them out like ds,they will start asking fr something dt even their ancestors cannot do fr dem,smh

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Romance / Re: I Broke Up With My Girlfriend Because I Want To Cut Down Expenses by Dfynboi: 1:31pm On May 12, 2020
Latashia:
I just hate guys like this.
Don't start what you cant complete.
nd wt do u mean by dt??

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