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You see those giving you the bullshit japa like a Japanese to leave 9ja, they don't have that 500k in Ur account and they are living a Japa vivid dream.

But the reality here is for you to convert your total savings to dollars.
If it is hanging between 10k USD, bro, u will work tire o.

You can easily build yourself here or you find a good African country wt stable economy to build yourself that will not wallow all your expenses in taxes. Trust me, when u establish yourself, u will see at the end of the day that those Japa-ing sef are running back to 9ja but they won't tell u the truth.

Note: 9ja is not good blablabla... Move out of your environment and find a sane environment to stay in.

pfadom:
Learn to be grateful.
Your parents remain your parents.
You don't expect them to praise you all the time. You don't need to see the your parents'home as 100% comfort zone, else you might lose focus.

My dear, do you want them to provide your food, clothing and shelter, and provide someone to wash the soiled plates and dirty clothes? Is it also difficult for you to help tidy the home, gardens and other little things you can fix?

In case you don't know, there are several mates of yours who have nowhere to run to.

Be grateful and appreciative. Meet them one on one and tell them how grateful you are, and give them the assurance that you also will be reciprocate their act of kindness and care soon by God's grace.

U dey mind the toddler, he no see anything to complain about na plate...

Let him not use plate... Then we will defend him here.

Don't feel sober.

Even when you are employed and you stay with your parent or not, don't u use plates, if you can use plates... Be ready to do the cleaning.
It's only when u have younger ones, u can ditch the task.

This 9ja hard for unemployed to be complaining on what is not.

The employed sef no get space bro.
So calm down and do Ur duty.

The more we shy away from sex education, the more it eats badly into the society.

Age-appropriate sex education can begin as early as 4 years old and continue through adulthood.

For children aged 4-8, sex education focuses on basic body parts, safety, consent, and body positivity.

For children aged 9-12, sex education includes more complex topics such as puberty, gender identity, healthy relationships, and sexually transmitted infections.

For teenagers and young adults, sex education can include more in-depth information on topics such as sexual pleasure, sexuality and disability, and other reproductive health issues and the effects involved in practicing sex at an early age.

The forms of sex education can include books, videos, community programs, school-based programs, conversations with parents and caregivers, or through a healthcare provider.

All this should be done rightly with the appropriate reference to age limits.

NB: In this society, to avoid embarrassment, if you are not a sexual education professional or immediate parent or blood relation, having this discussion with an outsider might be termed as been intruding into their privacy.

Next time, seek consent.

I be rich aunty

Jazakumlahi kaeran

pendragonbladgo:
You need 2k for this your comment, you got it. If we will behave like other countries, who will survive it.

Only NEPA bill they can't pay

This country na WA from the government to the citizens o je

People will always talk without thinking about the situation that Nigeria remains Nigeria.

They will compare France to Nigeria but can't pay tax here in Nigeria.
This convoy has got all well-wishers, Governor's and all his aides, the S.A and all included.

This is home coming plus his home boy will not disappoint to give him a good welcome. This is not our issue right now. But every single bird that flies around makes the news.

Welcome him if you can and if you can't, make every everybody dey their dey.

This one not even village ppl.
The guy himself does not have boris. Werey dey disguise with rubbish accent.

How could he?

Let them deport the werey

My case ain't even religious disturbance but Individual based.

One very stupid guy that lives in my next compound in the upper flat of the story building has turned the environment to a daily excessive playing of music once light hits the transformer.

I stayed just beside him as I work online attending to people with so much background noise of music in my background everytime no matter how I close my window.

I have confronted him severally but his response has always bn loud music gives him hope and I should deal with it as he is not even in my compound.
He has the rubbish audacity cuz his landlord is abroad and the down tenant of his building hardly stay homies.

I am extremely fed up of his truancy.

My dear, postpartum mental stress itself is enough for a woman than adding more garri to the milk on ground.

If you are capable, engage the service of other women in the hood that will help you do the stuffs in exchange for money. She will ask, just let her know they are helping you.

As for your mum, pls whatever she do, don't be mad at her for your own blessing in life n heaven hereafter. You have to deal with her with wisdom without causing chaos.

Let her come and tell her how difficult it is at the moment to feed more ppl in the house. That will shorten her stay.
She is so comfortable, that is why she dey stretch leg on table watch Africa Magic.

If you have to, don't subscribe sef make u block her ally vision.
Na she go go herself. But don't fight with her. Wisdom is the weapon 🔫🔪

God will see you through.

Super wey no super again, can that one fly again too

Shior

Abi NLC dey mad ni
Where dem dey before

Make dz guy just rest or go and ask Jimi agbaje in Lagos

The moment they swear Balablu in, then it becomes treason to speak against him ...

I see a lot of season film in this administration

Goodlady:
You mean a wife that's depending on her husband abi?
My advise, dear females, empower yourself.
Don't be a second class citizen in the house of any man. They all v tendencies to cheat. It's just that some are hiding cos of their financial ability. The first thing that enter a hustling man's head after getting rich is how to sleep with all.the girls that do him yanga before. That's the begining of badluck!
Men are scum!

I totally love your comment on this.
No man can stress me.
I work and focus on my financial independence and if he do werey outside... I will let him have his cut by letting my action shows that me sef no dey play with cheating.
Then it becomes 1-1.
The matter will be settled amicably with or without court jurisdiction.

Trust me, na men dey over jealous pass if they see their wife cheat outside... Iku pa won!

I don't know when ordinary paper without no indepth evidence has become a genuine story to linger on in Nigeria.

To those who believe this shit... Dey play

Mindlog:
Why is there no school stamp on it?🤔

I doubt the story, anyone could have typed and printed that slip out and handwrite on it but if it is to be true, the Principal took extreme measure.

I doubt if the story is true.
People are just trying to trend and create content under the labour matter already ni jare.
Let the person do a video with regards to this in the school premises and we will fire with back up
Make them rest with labour matter abeg

Sebi dem like worms, voila, here it is

I will never be broke.

Their choice, their cross.
My choice, my way.

It is bee that will sting that ur dirty mouth.

Stupid ppl

This one don carry nairalanders for handicap wt the songs �

Buhari promises was never fulfilled, believe any political promise at ur own risk.

Buhari is d worst thing that would ever happen to Nigeria.

Even with your anointing, leave unto Caesar what belongs to ceaser biko.

That is why it is said that obedience is better than sacrifice.

Let he who has ear � hear

How are you so sure he's not in your next street using US IP to code transactions for you

Oga, u don wise up be that except u r so sure he's a close relation that lives in the US.

Traffic on the island this days is madt

Dem don spell Bournemouth finish

Abi shey na spelling Bee competition match ni

Starzo:
Which network?

MTN during their 5G testing day.
A thunder ⚡ it was

wis3:
We probably still won't get up to 100/Mbps with the 5G. Poor latency with expensive data rates.

Don't conclude yet.
I got this on 5g

Family first in everything.
God bless Davido, God bless Osun State.
We stand strong.

The way we all focusing on Muslim Muslim ticket is so alarming. The current Muslim christian ticket for almost 8yrs, where has it landed us?
Nigeria problem has gone past religion, religion, religion.
Before u attack dz post, am not a Muslim so no sentiments.
In advanced countries, we see christian christian ticket, Muslim Muslim ticket and they rule fine.
My fear for this country is that God should choose a better candidate for us this time cuz I could remember how 70% of the online nation and the physical Nigerians clamour for a change during Jonathan era for Buhari to be president and he ended up to be a disaster.

I have lost it all in politicians clamouring for a sudden turn around wt their exemplary lifestyle.

Call a spade a spade,
Who go enter, go enter!

Make God make this a good turnaround for us all.

May the blessings that abide wt Eid Mubarak bestow upon us all.

Sijo01:
What we read on nairaland.

So your jobless girlfriend you're sponsoring in school is asking you to quite your job so you can spend time with her? And you're even considering it. Wonder shall never end.

Your mom is threatening to kill herself if you don't quite your job. This is one of the 7wonders of the world.


How about you take your annual leave, tell them you've quited just as they demanded. Stay with them at home throughout the duration of the leave. Don't spend a penny, ask them for money even when you don't need it. Make them to understand you have no savings...... Let them carry the financial burden and see how it turns out.

I love ur tactical strategy.
Women, they will complain again