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WebmastersRe: Suggestions and Feature Requests For Voguepay by dhtmlextreme1: 9:25am On Oct 24, 2012
@lojik, i notice you do not have magento integration, i can do a custom checkout for magento. Use of magento is getting very common in Nigeria these days.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UCL: Ajax Vs Manchester City (3 - 1) On 24th October by dhtmlextreme1: 9:18am On Oct 24, 2012
THE FIRST AND ONLY POST WAS HIDDEN
WebmastersRe: Pls Who Can Help Me With Script by dhtmlextreme1: 7:31am On Oct 23, 2012
I thought you wanted something like this: http://sowlradio.com/ - which i made earlier.
But if all you want is just to upload, search and download mp3. I have a script that does that already.
Reach me via support @ (dot) net or facebook.com/diltony or www..net
WebmastersRe: Paid Help - Integrating Gtpay With Opencart by dhtmlextreme1: 7:29am On Oct 23, 2012
winexviv: when you say you can handle it, do you mean you have it already or you will have to build it from scratch?
I already have it, na to just configure am remain.
Dont mind them o jare, dem don ban me again, so i have to go undercover once again. . .

@yawatide, sorry i have not been on yim for awhile, i am tied up on a few projects, but you can send me message on facebook.
facebook.com/diltony
WebmastersRe: Elements Of A Successful Payment Page by dhtmlextreme1: 11:20am On Oct 22, 2012
Outstanding
Christianity EtcRe: All Who Insult Pastors Are Committing An Unpardonable Sin by dhtmlextreme1: 8:26am On Oct 21, 2012
^^^Anyone wasting their time worshipping all them pastors is sitting on a looooong thing, instead of you to give your monies to pirated pastors, go and use it to play Baba Ijebu Lotto.
Christianity EtcRe: Let's Talk About Sex (by Pastor E. A. Adeboye) by dhtmlextreme1: 8:24am On Oct 21, 2012
Mystiqme: So what testifies against girls o?
Their b/o/o/b/s, it will count all the times they allow strange guys and babes to touch them, and their you-know-what will tell how times a p*, Love Machine, vibrators, bananas, and others illegally penetrate them.
*Just kidding*
Christianity EtcRe: Let's Talk About Sex (by Pastor E. A. Adeboye) by dhtmlextreme1: 8:22am On Oct 21, 2012
Your two testicles will count all the illegal babes and guys you don bang, so best thing is to amputate them testicles so they wont follow you to juddgement.
*I will not be responsible for any loss of testicles or p* No amputations were made in the making of this post - just kidding o.
PhonesRe: Be Nice To Your Sad Friends With Blackberries By Sam Biddle by dhtmlextreme1: 8:19am On Oct 21, 2012
Rubbish! you dont even need any phone to survive in the first place. Rubbish.

How does this reduce the price of garri in the market?
Christianity EtcRe: How Girl, 13, Miraculously Escaped From Ritualists, 10 Others Used For Rituals by dhtmlextreme1: 10:00pm On Oct 20, 2012
Caramba!
Christianity EtcRe: Visions Of Multiple Strange Lunar/solar Round Objects Appearing In The Sky. by dhtmlextreme1: 9:58pm On Oct 20, 2012
Next time you see the vision, pray and ask God what it means. I was tempted to laugh at you, but i believe i "might know" what it is that you see.
Christianity EtcRe: All Who Insult Pastors Are Committing An Unpardonable Sin by dhtmlextreme1: 9:54pm On Oct 20, 2012
MAY OUR HEAVENLY FATHER FORGIVE ALL EM THIEVING PASTORS. THE PEOPLE TRADING IN THE TEMPLE WERE SENT AWAY BY JESUS.

NA TO START CANING ALL THE THIEVING PASTORS, AND DISBAND THEM FROM CHURCH REMAIN JARE
FamilyRe: Majiyagbe-Street In Lagos, Husbands Welcome Wives's Lovers by dhtmlextreme1: 9:50pm On Oct 20, 2012
santa maria!
FoodRe: Ameachi Orders Traders To Reduce Garri Price by dhtmlextreme1: 6:34pm On Oct 20, 2012
Goldenheart: did they say garri?
Yes, and garri has now become a legal term once again - thanks to our garri party
FoodRe: Ameachi Orders Traders To Reduce Garri Price by dhtmlextreme1: 6:12pm On Oct 20, 2012
ItsModella: Where is Seun shaGARRI and co? good news finally...seems like their battle for "Garri for all" is paying off.
Our garri party has finally prevailed, this calls for celebration - we are having a garri-nite!
FoodRe: Ameachi Orders Traders To Reduce Garri Price by dhtmlextreme1: 6:10pm On Oct 20, 2012
[size=16pt]AT LONG LAST!!! THE PRICE OF GARRI IS ABOUT TO REDUCE IN THE MARKET!!!! WHERE ARE MY OTHER GARRI PEOPLE?[/size]
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dike's Brilliant Publicity Stunt by dhtmlextreme1: 6:10pm On Oct 20, 2012
It is damage limitation and nothing more, she dont f** up already
Christianity EtcRe: Do Not Make The Father Yahweh Redundant by dhtmlextreme1: 3:57pm On Oct 20, 2012
Did Jesus ever refer to yahweh as his Father at any time?
Christianity EtcRe: Do Not Make The Father Yahweh Redundant by dhtmlextreme1: 12:59pm On Oct 20, 2012
I agree with everything, except that Jesus nowhere mentioned Yahweh as His Father? I dont accept that Jesus Father and Yahweh are the same. Okay, you dont have to accept that.
Nice thread though, but yes, we must direct worship back to the Father of Jesus.
Christianity EtcRe: All Who Insult Pastors Are Committing An Unpardonable Sin by dhtmlextreme1: 12:50pm On Oct 20, 2012
jim jones: may thunder faya all of una, in jesos mighty name. amem. if god can do that for me, i'll glady live with unpardonable sin.
Phew, someone more angry than me.
Christianity EtcRe: Is Nairaland Forum Created To Stop Tithe In Churches? by dhtmlextreme1: 12:11pm On Oct 20, 2012
STOOOOOPPPPPP THIEEEEEEVING NIGERIA PASTORS!!!!!
Christianity EtcRe: All Who Insult Pastors Are Committing An Unpardonable Sin by dhtmlextreme1: 12:09pm On Oct 20, 2012
^^^Now, we can place most nigerian pastors in these categories:
1. Real anointed Pastors, in fact, some of them do not even work miracles or see visions, but they do their work well (minority follow them - mumu people need a sign)
2. Real anointed pastors that see visions and stuffs, but have turned to ole (majority follow them)
3. Fake pastors that use juju to do miracles and convince their congregation (people dont know the different, majority follow them still)
4. Pastors that tell people what they like to hear - majority of youths follow them
. . .the list goes on, but i will stop here.

But one thing i can tell you is this, once a pastor can do anything supernatural - people dont care - they start following all over the place. It is only minority of christians that refuse to be fooled by all those "rubbish" and still stand their ground, namely that - let us call a fake pastor a thief - and i belong to that minority.

Now, to all them lying Pastors, it is not for me to judge you, and sadly my fellow christians that are their victims (breaths deeply), swallows, i have nothing to say. God will help us all.
Christianity EtcRe: All Who Insult Pastors Are Committing An Unpardonable Sin by dhtmlextreme1: 11:57am On Oct 20, 2012
samkoro: Jehovah said in the bible" touch not my annointed and do my prophet no harm".

Those that mock pastors are committing great sins.They are among the anti christs
f/u/c/k you too, a/s/s/h/o/l/e. Since when did fake pastors turn to God?
CrimeRe: 13-Year-old Girl Murdered In Kogi, Kept In Fridge by dhtmlextreme1: 10:59am On Oct 20, 2012
NA WA O, JUMPING INSIDE A FREEZER - THIS IS A FIRST.
Christianity EtcRe: All Who Insult Pastors Are Committing An Unpardonable Sin by dhtmlextreme1: 10:53am On Oct 20, 2012
[quote author=pastor prosper ]Fellow Nairalanders I have watched with shock d barrage of insults pastors have had to go through lately. My question is, what amounts to d unpardonable sin the bible talked about.

In view of what happened to Miriam after she criticised an obvious wrong Moses had done. Hmmmmmmmm!! all u who criticise pastors are committing the unpardonable sin o!![/quote][size=14pt]Are you an ole Pastor too? Oya answer me now before i land you slap for dia!!![/size]
Christianity EtcRe: All Who Insult Pastors Are Committing An Unpardonable Sin by dhtmlextreme1: 10:50am On Oct 20, 2012
@Thread, excuse me, Insult and judge are 2 different things. Yes, f/u/c/k all the fake pastors, abeg, thunder fire them head unless they repent!
And f/u/c/k the op too for creating such a nonsense and ingrediens thread, you no get work ni? Is this what your bible told you to start posting on nairaland?? s/t/u/p/i/d/ a/s/s h/o/l/e

*S/h/i/t/s on the thread, pisses on the op and walks out in annoyance*
Christianity EtcRe: Is MAN Mortal Or Immortal ? by dhtmlextreme1: 12:46am On Oct 20, 2012
I think we need to clear up something here:

1. Let us assume that death had no power over Jesus because He was sinless that meant He would have lived on forever - and not age - except He was killed.

2. Dying from "natural" causes and getting "killed" are 2 different things as far we are concerned.

3. Elijah sinned but yet escaped death.

4. Enoch did not sin, but he was taken by God

5. Newborn babies die, some even die in the womb - why?

I believe that man is mortal, at least the body of man is mortal all the way. And it has nothing to do with sin.
If it had to do with sin, once your sins are forgiven by the Father and you are heaven-bound, then you should not die again be that now.
Christianity EtcRe: Is Nairaland Forum Created To Stop Tithe In Churches? by dhtmlextreme1: 9:18pm On Oct 19, 2012
NO COMMENTS!
Christianity EtcRe: What Do Atheists Say About The Existence Of "Ghosts"? by dhtmlextreme1: 6:56pm On Oct 19, 2012
^^^I dunno, possibly He is tired of living amongst those that their God is Codes, codes and more codes.
Christianity EtcRe: Christians/muslims What Have You Learnt From Atheists On Nairaland? by dhtmlextreme1: 6:55pm On Oct 19, 2012
I learnt they are very intelligent too
WebmastersRe: Shocking: Do Search Engines Care About Valid HTML? by dhtmlextreme1: 6:54pm On Oct 19, 2012
Well, they just went for the koko, who cares about validation? After studying some top websites and discover they dont validate, i dont usually bother again. Phew, its been years since i have checked whether my html is valid or not. But my jscript and php must be valid sha.
Christianity EtcRe: Powerful Argument To Bring Atheist To Spiritual Line by dhtmlextreme1: 6:51pm On Oct 19, 2012
*Trollin*

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