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All the the king!!

Christ is king,now and forever,Amen

wink2015:
This your statement will discourage future Mortician from the mortuary job.

You are making unfounded superstitious statement and this will go a long way to affecting their morale and vision for this professional job.

U say?
Discourage future Morticians?
For this Nigeria?
Person dey use clear eye dey become mortuary attendant for this country?

Kuliko Jana by sautisol..
Despacito by Luis fonsi..
Mi persona favorite by Camila cambello
Me noe wa by king promise

One Dem plenty...can't remember Dem all
I love songs that I barely understand..
They intrigue me

Was this really necessary?

Please let people mourn their dead loved ones in peace abeg...

Abi Onyi wasn't a Muslim?

thundafire:
so all this garbage na for snake

Asin eh...I scrolled past that comment and I thought it would be an interesting read so I went back to read all the detrimental nonsense oga wrote up dere,for a venomous snake for that matter...

Snake wey fit kill you in a matter of few hours maximum?
Haba na...
What if say op no shine torch come mistakenly enter the snakes lair and the snake come feel threatened come attack am first?
Na people like that boda go first ask why him commit by that time without a source of light..

This early Morning una done dey feed lala?

Na wa

Its obvious now why I detest this man more than buhari...

Hypocritical buffalo

OppyM:
thanks baby girl, he said he wants something that won’t involve stress that’s why we came into a conclusion that I should open a shop. I know a little about hair making though

It's fine... You can use that...

U're welcome dear

I made one nigga cry like one year...

In the middle of settling an issue,oga start to dey cry
In my mind I was like "What's this nonsense" ,I tried to join the chorus make the issue for settle fast fast,for where ,tears no gree come...

Oga later broke up with me sake of say, I no cry, say him dey date person wey no get conscience...

Still funny to me till date...
I used to hate my guy crying, but now, I love it , shows u can be manly and also less manly sometimes

Promzy99:
My Gee, if u no get money, atleast get sweet mouth. If money no dey 4 cake, u fit buy her ice-cream. Just show her say u go fit buy diamond 4 her if d money dey. Just use sweet mouth. Women get soft heart to twist.

Welldone sir...
Mr Sweet mouthed Hoodlum

Bombastically00:
Aunty enjoy urself while it last...This is what every woman prays for but unfortunately they find husband like kpokpogri

Exactly
But the "What ifs" that comes in this kinda situation is a whole lot...

Op, why not tell him you want to learn a skill,so he can't help you register for whatever you wanna learn and still continue with the wedding plans as well..

Whatever you do,abeg consider that girl wey still love you and still dey willing to strain her relationship with the mum for you...


Also "Learn to start saying no"

Mary08134:
Please did you mean I should clean it with toothpaste or what sir
I just bought oral b close up

Oral b won't help you...Get a toothpaste that has enough menthol and get a good mouth wash you can use regularly...

Try rinsing your mouth with warm lemon water once a while

Some people are naturally that way...

The want to be on the receiving side always...

The one that vexes me most are those people who,no matter what you do for them, how frequent you help them,when you can't help them at any point in time, they go on to discredit whatever you have done for them or have been doing for them...

He deserves it...

How can you register all your properties in your wife's name?

Thats foolishness at it's peak....

greymiles:
Nigeria my country
Instead of them to take her to the hospital immediately, they will rather conclude she was used and watch her die
And if she’s dead b4 they got there, instead of finding the cause of her death, they’ll just dump her body somewhere and conclude she was used
If Na so oyinbo Dey do, virus like corona go don wipe all of us comot for this earth because someone go just sit down somewhere and say na yahoo boy they make everyone cough and die

No be Nigeria again?
No autopsy, nothing..

Just outright conclusion, condemnation and judgement..

Just imagine it collapsed then....

Anyways I hope more survivors are rescued...

Amen

Thank God...

Good news

Nooel1:
Are you the same Dicedpineappple on Instagram?

No...

For protesting students?
Lord have mercy...

This topice eh..
Abeg my picture dey my profile...
I no go talk

Story story, story...


Once upon a time,time time

This one done high...

Oboy go and rest Biko...

Son dey abort son?

How can someone read all of this
Ah!!

So?

Eating lunch under the tree in the school compound...

And excuse to go out and play and pretend you came to school with food...

At this time when I was in school,I was busy writing love letters for my girlfriends to send to their love interest in class...

Everything has changed

younglleo:
furthermaths no do reach dis (mk) (pk) (cy) op u dey forget to add(dydx) werey!
with ur worwor storyline!
u sef suppose be 2Πr

E weak me

Okay...