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RomanceRe: What Do You Want To Do Before You Die In Your Life? by DICKstractor: 11:27am On Aug 18, 2020
Forbes list of richest people in earth is all I ask
CelebritiesRe: My Fellow Ladies, I Can Steal Your Man In Your Wedding - Popular Crossdresser Ja by DICKstractor: 11:08am On Aug 18, 2020
Hey!! , whatever your name is, you can never experience mensturation in this life, Lai Lai
Foreign AffairsRe: Black Babies In The US Are 3x More Likely To Die In Hospital Than White Children by DICKstractor: 10:34am On Aug 18, 2020
So this study is trying to say that white doctors still practice racism on baby that knows nothing about the environment they are born in

#BlackBabiesLivesMatters
EducationRe: Latest News On School Resumption by DICKstractor: 10:29am On Aug 18, 2020
I'll take this as every other rumor until I hear it from the FG
HealthRe: What Is The Fastest Skin Lightening Cream For Dark Marks by DICKstractor: 10:26am On Aug 18, 2020
Mention me if help comes
PoliticsRe: South Africans React To Ghana Closing Nigerian Shops (TWEETS) by DICKstractor: 10:23am On Aug 18, 2020
Once upon a time, there was a country called Nigeria...
HealthRe: Man Arrested For Saying Fever Is Killing People In Kogi by DICKstractor: 2:27pm On Aug 16, 2020
There is freedom of speech in Nigeria but freedom after speech is not guaranteed



I hope the young man have 5million naira
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Barcelona Vs Bayern Munich : UCL (2 - 8) On 14 August 2020 by DICKstractor: 6:08pm On Aug 14, 2020
FCB 3-1 FCB



I mean the one with 5 ucl and a German goalkeeper
PoliticsRe: You Will Be Punished If You Insult, President, Governors, Senators, In Nigeria by DICKstractor: 11:47am On Aug 14, 2020
Government now owns the press
CelebritiesRe: Fans Tear Into Newyork Post After It Claimed Beyonce Made Burna Boy Internationl by DICKstractor: 11:31am On Aug 14, 2020
grin

Burna to the world

All this controversies will just be promoting his new album on the low key while Burna will be at home cashing out flawlessly
RomanceRe: This Just Happened To My Real Guy And Now He Is Scared by DICKstractor: 11:16am On Aug 14, 2020
cheesy



Always for a friend



Let me interpret the dream:


Your (friend's) sister was meant to be an athlete but she chosed a wrong career.

So nature is trying to remind her that, the shoe your (friend's) aunt bought for her that she sold for a penny was suppose to be her athletic SHOE which she would have worn to win many medals (that's the reason why she was chased)


Leave your (friend's) new girlfriend alone. She was just used to convey a message spiritually. No body can resist the call of nature, you know right?
CrimeRe: Teacher Bags Life Imprisonment by DICKstractor: 11:11am On Aug 14, 2020
undecided
SportsRe: Trent Arnold Wins PL Young Player Of The Season by DICKstractor: 11:10am On Aug 14, 2020
Well deserved
RomanceRe: “I Have Been Infecting Men With HIV And I’m Sorry, Forgive Me by DICKstractor: 7:27pm On Aug 13, 2020
grin
RomanceRe: I Am HIV Positive – Lady Apologizes To All The Men She Has Slept With by DICKstractor: 7:22pm On Aug 13, 2020
grin
CelebritiesRe: Mr P Goes On Lengthy Rant After Fan Says Twin, Rudeboy Is A Better Singer by DICKstractor: 7:20pm On Aug 13, 2020
Trash
RomanceRe: Man Resists Hitting Lady After She Fights And Hits Him Severally by DICKstractor:
undecided


I would have given her Swollen eyes


She's lucky to have met a guy that can absorb abuses. If it were to be me that hates it when a female try playing the "don't hit a lady" cards on me, I'll surely give her a bloodshot eyes.

A gentleman is not one who can absorb physical abuse from a lady and walk away but one who can beat her up mercilessly without killing her
CelebritiesRe: Meet The Actress Who Transformed Her Adopted Son To A Girl by DICKstractor: 7:00pm On Aug 13, 2020
cheesy


We all looking at it from the negative angle. She's actually doing the young man a favour because being a man is not a day job.
RomanceRe: The Feminine Language by DICKstractor: 6:45pm On Aug 13, 2020
undecided



Fvck their shitty language. If they can't speak straight up human language, they can go drown themselves in River Nile.


Money is multi-lingual. Get money as a guy, you will see how money will speak, Spanish, French, yoruba, igbo, and so called feminine language on your behave

In all your getting, get wisdom, understanding and money
HealthRe: Frozen Chicken From Brazil To China Tested Positive To COVID-19 by DICKstractor: 6:44pm On Aug 13, 2020
Cook very well at 100°C with enough pepper, the coronovirus will be long gone on the sight of it
RomanceRe: What Is That One Thing People Tend To Mistake Your Type Of Person For?? by DICKstractor: 4:58pm On Aug 13, 2020
StacyO:
I'm the total opposite with the face aspect.
I love love love smiling. cheesy

It's way more beneficial than a frown.
I've been told by my closed friends that I should always smile when walking or alone but it's actually weird when I try doing it. I just had to accept the fact that it's the way I was wired
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Appears As Most Googled Person In Nigeria by DICKstractor: 1:53pm On Aug 13, 2020
Why Messi everywhere
RomanceRe: What Is The Sweetest Part Of Your Partner? by DICKstractor: 1:48pm On Aug 13, 2020
Her reverse or let me say her vertical lips
FamilyRe: Between Suicide And Being Disgraced, Which One Would U Choose? by DICKstractor: 1:45pm On Aug 13, 2020
boyka24:
Hmmm.....this is thought provoking
I don't know how to romance words thats why I gave it undiluted
FamilyRe: Between Suicide And Being Disgraced, Which One Would U Choose? by DICKstractor: 1:27pm On Aug 13, 2020
Face the disgrace, after 2-3monthe or less, the intensity will not be there again and people might forget it



Commit suicide, after 2-3months, your death will be forgotten and people will live on with their life


Choose one
TV/MoviesRe: Hushpuppi Prison Escape!! by DICKstractor: 12:45pm On Aug 13, 2020
cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: What Would You Ask God If You Had One Question? by DICKstractor: 12:44pm On Aug 13, 2020
I'll ask him "which angel choosed Nigeria as my destination".... I just want to know
CrimeRe: .... by DICKstractor: 12:42pm On Aug 13, 2020
The answer you need is staring at you in your write up
FamilyRe: Woman With Blue Eyes Wants To Reunite With Her Husband - Kwara First Lady by DICKstractor: 12:33pm On Aug 13, 2020
Nice one


As we always say; there are three sides of a story... The wife's , the husband's and the truth.


If you listen to only the wife, you will condemn the husband
If you listen to only the husband, you will condemn the wife
If you listen to both, you will see the truth
HealthRe: Russia Says Medics To Get Anti-covid Shots In Two Weeks by DICKstractor: 12:29pm On Aug 13, 2020
Ok
Come give me some shot as far as it makes me high and take me to cloud 9. Ecstasy is all I ask for

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