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Still on this?
Hmmmm..........

Y not? Shower phucck is cool.
Dogggie is typical here why d water runs on our body.
When thru wit standing doughie a.k.a touch ur toes, u lift her up and use the wall as support while thrusting.
If it is a bath u use, "doughielise" the whole thing while squeezing the foamy sponge on her back!.

SEX
PHUCK
LOVE

Bob Marley

Lexusgs430: They are probably to 4 gear sequences you will need -:
D - Drive
R - Reverse
P - Park
N - Neutral
Hopefully the above is self-explanatory

NB: There are other D coordinates on the gear lever, firstly get used to the above first. Better still read the cars manual.

You forgot to add how "useless" the left leg is when driving automatic!

"Fed up" with her?
She got married to a cannibal I guess!!

There is an INCUMBENT fight going on on this thread.
That is the power of INCUMBENCY!!!

R.I.P to[b]C[/b]hiadika, [b]U[/b]gonna,[b]L[/b]loyd,[b]T[/b]ekena
Huh?
What a co-incidence though!!
Why can't those in PH give information on what really happened?
Till then my comment remains reserved
#NoToJungleJustice

Maybe they are.
But it is not everyone that make use of the left side of their brains

AmBeautiful: Oh, that's if he is interested in a mother of quadruplets.

Huh

omega25red: oh boy another virgin thread

what is so wise about not letting me get some puzzy? even if i marry yo azz i might still divorce you so you might as well just give it up and stop wasting mine and your time.

I'm confused ooo!!!!. Onila,Oguagua88 and now this!!!.
Is International Day for Virgins today or in the offing?
I mean I see nothing wrong in having a good phuuck partner/relationship based on trust.
Op needs to take a chill!!!.All the mindphuuckking and Love Machine may keep you going but not for loong.
Get aDIC.Kted!!!

Go ahead!!!.
Y.O.L.O!!!

yuzedo:

Omo, forget story. No better Zoo for Naija at all!

1. Ibadan Zoo dem kill lion because pastor enter him cage to cast demon comot Lion body (Daniel in the Lion's den)
2. Jos Zoo the animals run comot because dem say Joz worse pass Jungle!
3. UNN Zoo na d only place i don see animals dey commit suicide because of owu! Imagine where dem dey give Lion okpa/igba (dat food wey be like moi-moi).. Lion dey chop akamu, elephant dey chop beans and ayaraya, snake dey chop cashew... Chai Naija we hail!!!

ROFLMAO

I guess StephanieOkotieHenshaw would be able to give an answer to this your question.

born2fuck: Onila, You are not ashame of yourself, you posted picture of a girl beautiful than you and expecting me to make a bad comment about smoking?

If I see this babe, I go smoke cocaine just to be intimate with her

She should blow that smoke on John Thomas and watch it get excited bout mining

Neophyte

Huh? Where is Shrek?
Duty calls!!!!!

kitty kat: Its crazy that I hv to come to NLD to do this but u know when its really precious u have to...

I hv been terribly busy. Sorry I wasn't there when you... I wish u cld understand. My head and heart is in a turmoil. Taking a real step is not easy.

You are a girls best friend, inspiration and confidante. I don't even know what to say. I am confused and scared.

Pls pick my calls

Hey!!! No longer diamonds and pearls?

*grabs popcorn and soda*
watching in 4D

Acerbic

illitrate: I have only two packs and I was told naija girl date only 6 packs guys.
Am about to move back to naija and would want the best babe to date.

Dude, wake up!!. They don't sell 2 packs of beer in naija. It is 6!!!

Pukkah: The Nigerian arrangement is funny.

When it comes to spending money in public offices (constitutional or unconstitutional), they are public citizens.
They spend the money, travel, collect allowances and launch pet projects.

When it comes to full disclosure or accountability, either about their assets or their health;
The same people become private citizens and 'don't give a damn'.

Is it not a paradox - private citizens spending public money in public offices and refusing to give account to the public?

Mister, you are unfortunately right. I couldn't agree more.
That is why the legality of the office of the first lady should be addressed in order to question situations that may arise like this in a constructive manner.
Hopefully the proposed constitution would/should address this issue.

Tgirl4real: 10 times a day

Hmmmm.......

acidtalk: How else can one be suffering and still embracing the person making you suffer?

Or how can we explain this woman tying a PDP wrapper and still fetching water from a dirty stream when even the basic of things which is Water is not made available by the PDP run government.

Yeah, the opposition gave her the wrapper so that they can snap this miserable pix to take a swipe at those at the helm of affairs. Metaphoric graphical presentation!!!!!!

Why are these guys bringing tims back? I can see Jay Z spotting a pair of Timberlands boots. WtF?
Wale even wore Moschino in one of his vid. They tryna bring the '90s back!!!

free2ryhme: yeah there is enuff hope. you can go to Ijebu-Igbo and start your own shrines

[quote author=gree-die]D assumption dat sex is a sign of love is often times a wrong one. Sex creates a certain bond nd perhaps dats wat some mistake to be love. Most ple believe love goes hand in hand wit sex but not necessarily. U can convince ur man dat u love him by doin tins ple in love do, go out of ur way to please him but stop short of sex. Tell him u want to wait til u wed nd give him reasons.

If he is worried abt ur ability to satisfy him, well[b]all pussies r d same, its ow u use it[/b]. Tell him havin sex wont make urs magical, its ur ability to learn tru readin, watchin nd practicin in marriage.

If he argues dat he is sacred u may leave him, well sex wont make u stay.

If he is concerned abt ur fertility, well sex wont perform any miracle but medical examination nd treatment if necessary can fix d problem, drag him to a hospital

nd it he argues dat since u r goin to tie d knots soon so havin sex b4 wont make a difference, well argue back dat not havin sex wont make a difference either.

Make him see reasons nd do it lovingly. If he loves u, he ll bring d date a lil closer, not run[/quote]LADY!!!, R u kiddingadulting me? Huh?

[quote author=Stella_Bella]I think the federal goverment of Nigeria owes it to its citizen to
reveal the health status of the first lady.
I personally wish her safe recovery
but
all this foolishness about oath of secrecy is totally bullcrap!
We the citizens foot the f...king bill and we need to know what we are paying for
It is hightime Nigerians know their rights
I can tell you all the surgries Bill clinton, Bush and Obama had.
Screw this!![/quote]Is it Patience you voted for?All those american President you listed were voted into office Where in the constitution of Nigeria is the provision of Office of the first lady. The bizness of his wife is his private bizness. What should be our major concern is whether GEJ would be able to concentrate on his job without the issue of his wife's health affecting his work.

On the sunnyside, this your "amebo" enter first-class!!!!

Wish her a speedy recovery. Hope when she comes back we would see less of her as she convalesce and more of her husband.
At least for now, we know GEJ is the president