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[quote author=Maria-G]freak[/quote]Maria-Garrium

Stupidity of the highest order. Southern Cameroon decided to be with Cameroon through a referendum. Why wasn't a referendum taken in the case of Bakassi? Yet we blame the Europeans for the Great Scramble knowing fully well the imperialistic attitude is also in us.

Syphillis

Demeaning

45 million as tithe?
Was it paid on behalf of bank PHB as an entity?WTF?
Or Atuche's 10 percent tithe is 45 million?
Banks pay tithe? Lmao!!!!!
Since this is still a matter in court and the witness may be lieing,
(Reminds me of the vatican GodBanker)
I'll reserve my full comment though.

SMH. A lady asked this question and you guys are giving her all the advice she can garner, blocking some other folks P setting. Like WTF?Guys be breaking the code of conduct like forever!!
@op: get a grip. Like what tha phuuccck? You can as well put tribal marks or incisions on your face!!!. You get a lot of "suitors" toasting you and you are here crying over what? Some ladies don't get ish. They got the brazilian hair, louboutins and the likes, but they ain't gettin' no ish. Wake the phucck up and see the advantages and positive side of your pulchritude and stop flipping!!!!

_{lemme have your number so that we could talk}

Very funny.
Does that look like a kiss or head-butt?
Besides, the pix is blurred so how did you arrive at the premise that it is Chris brown?
With no source?

Like someone said,post the picture of your damaged laptop. We are not asking for your face,just the pix of your laptop and the spoilt keys.
Very hard to believe

r231: A businessman from Hong Kong has offered a $65m dowry to any man who can win the heart of his lesbian daughter.

Are you an eligible bachelor ready to marry? Can you play a lovey-dovey and win the heart of a 33 year old beautiful woman, who already has a same-sex loving attraction to another woman?

If you fit these descriptions, catch the next plane for Paris or Hong kong in search of Gigi Chao, daughter of a Hong Kong billionaire.

The Hong Kong businessman has offered a $65 million "marriage bounty" to any man who can win the heart of his lesbian daughter, a report said Wednesday.

Cecil Chao announced the financial reward of HK$500 million after his daughter, Gigi, married her same-sex partner of seven years in France earlier this year. "I don't mind whether he is rich or poor. The important thing is that he is generous and kind hearted," 76-year-old Chao was quoted as saying.

"Gigi is a very good woman with both talents and looks. She is devoted to her parents, is generous and does volunteer work," he added.

He also rejected "false reports" that Gigi, 33, had married abroad, saying she was still single.

Chao, who owns publicly-listed property developer Cheuk Nang, could not be reached for comment. Same-sex marriages are not recognised in Hong Kong, a socially conservative Chinese city where homosexuality was decriminalised in 1991.

Chao is well known in Hong Kong's social circles and regularly appears at public events with his latest young girlfriend.

He reportedly once claimed to have had intimate relations with 10,000 women.

Naija Bachelors!!! Who is catching the next flight to Hong Kong?


http://m.naij.com/news/9919.html

Dear Cecil Chao,
LETTER OF APPLICATION
I hereby apply for this challenge. I have what it takes and i promise you that she would be craving my phallus in a couple of days after we meet.
I am neither claiming to be Don Juan nor Romeo but i can assure you with my level of experience that this job would be performed to your utmost satisfaction. I have picked the gauntlet and like a medieval knight, i would fight tooth and nail to win my princess's heart.
I am currently on a mandarin language crash course program so i do not envisage a language barrier.
I understand English, German and a little bit of french.
I hope the modalities as regards the contract signing would be put in place to avoid any breach . I intend flying over with my attorney in order to grasp a full understanding of the proposed contract and any terms and conditions that may arise.
I hope and look forward to doing business with you.
mm goy. 唔 該

Yours faithfully,
DICKtator
Prince of Waddiya

I know a particular one that involves writing the name of your enemy on a piece of paper and burning the paper. The person would fall ill.

Some Nights by Fun-
May be wrong, But i like the flow. Like some folklore
The music video accentuates the rhythm of the music.
band's music = evergreen

Ayorh4you: They are busy frying Garri and baking cassava bread...smh

or they have gone on a solidarity _{get-well-soon} visit to Germany?

ogugua88: Present.

*MarksAttendanceSheet*

[quote author=Area_boy]They are busy fighting themselves on another thread

https://www.nairaland.com/1025026/describe-country-one-word[/quote]I read that thread and was like WTF??

Countries were described in very "interesting" ways i never even imagined.
eye-opening
rib-cracking anytime, anyday.

Kobojunkie: So, skin aging = maturity?

**shudders****

I suspect the above is a subliminal to my post. Please don't get it twisted, I wrote that post as a rejoinder to 2mch own.
or maybe i am just being paranoid

^^^^
Women age faster than men. There is absolutely nothing wrong in marrying a "young" heifer. Fresh blood. Not those expired ones.
DO you wanna get married to Grandma?
A lotta girls are not up to 22 and are way more matured than the op wife. They handle their marriages well. Some are way older and not matured so what are we talking bout?

Hope2015: 10years In Office For Nigerian Banks' MDs/CEOs: Why Is Access Bank An Exemption?


The Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) sometimes in 2010 or so, issued a circular that the MDs/CEOs of Nigerian Banks shall no longer spend more than 10 years in office as part of the efforts to sanitize the prevailing abuses in the banking sector,. One year after this circular, a number of banks namely Zenith, UBA and Skye Banks lost their MDs/CEOs to this policy.

It is however surprising to note that the current MD/CEO of Access Bank has spent more than the 10 years stipulated by the CBN policy. Is it that he is immune from the policy? Worrisome is the fact that, no single media in Nigeria has even raised the issue! Is it a case of oversight or deliberate attempt to look elsewhere? Well, maybe it is a case of all animals are equal but some are more equal than the others after all, he appears to be GEJ’s boy!

I just checked out a blog http://aigbojeaig-imoukhuede..com/ that states that he became the M.D. of Access in 2002 and like someone earlier claimed, It was documented officially 2yrs later. So he may not leave till 2013/2014. He is a very good and astute banker.
@op: Did his Subsidy report indict your companycabal? #Justasking

greggng: Things has been very bad for me and as a result of this i confronted my girl friend. She confessed of having a spirit husband. This particular confession changed my mind set towards her because i have been reduced to a beggar.Last week i called her and informed her about my decision to quit this relationship and she told me if that will make me happy ....that she is ok by it. Just yesterday she told me she is pregnant for me. I have been able to train her to her ND level but i have no plan to marry a woman i dont love. Please advice me because am not gonna be forced to marry because of pregnancy. I wanna be happy with my life.

Pregnant? But she was cheating on you. What makes you feel it is your baby? After she gives birth, Do DNA and let the marine husband do DNA so that the paternity issue can be resolved.
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Capish
Capish.

jennykadry: Slap that madness Comot for her eyes. Are you a man at all? which kain nonsense is this one. Some women had kids before 22 and you have one grown azzed woman living with you and acting foolish. If she is not ready to be married, take her back to her fathers house, she can go and continue her love rendezvous there.



Who do I slap now? You or her?

Hahhahaaha. Slap her finish,y'all would come out like catherine Edoho and zaky adzy ex and be claiming abuse. Two wrongs don't make a right(at times though!. There are exceptions!!)

Omdzzzz!!!
How she take phucccck goat now?
She should know that she would give birth to a centaur!!

@op: if it is true and they implore you to accept payment, please do. It is definitely not because you are a low-life murdagawker,after all,you could afford to pay for her skul fees in a private varsity,buy brazilian ronaldo hair for her and the likes.
The money may just be something like a "conscience" money. They must be afraid that if this is not done,karma would catch up with them(if the girl no get belle,na you she go dey think cause am).
This psychological warfare is what I suspect the money signifies. Why it is not customary like the brideprice, it is just a way of appeasing and compensating you for the stress.
If you hold no grudges at all,you can reject the offer and just let them be.At the end it is all up to you.
It is a retribution money.it is significant.
If anything happens to the couple...........fingers would be pointed @ you.
It is a thing of the mind......
Look @ it from that angle/perspective.

egbeman1: U can start by sending her a #1500 recharge card,den pay 100k into her account 2day.Do the same 2morow,but increase the money a lil bit.That way she wil luv u the more

Hehehehe

RICHIE BOI: Former Inspector General of Police, Sunday Ehindero has been remanded in Kuje prisons, Abjua following his inablilty to meet bail

With Ehindero’s failure to meet the bail applications by Friday evening, he will spend at least the next 48 hours, until Monday, with fellow prisoners at the Kuje prisons.

Ehindero succeeded Tafa Balogun, who was also convicted for corruption, as police chief. He was the police Inspector General between 2005 and 2007.

Change of baton
Passing of torch

http://dailytimes.com.ng/article/ehindero-remanded-prison

DICKtator: Yeah what happened a few days later? Was She caught drinking garri?

I'm suppose to buy the book to find out?
*yawns*
I'll pass!!!!

Yeah what happened a few days later? Was She caught drinking garri?

You for snap pix now. At least your bus wasn't fully loaded like you said and the so called conflict would have subsided before you left for lagos. People would have gathered over the corpse or the blood stained road.
You just opened this thread to "collect" insults.

Listening to Walk by Foo Fighters
LOUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thought i would see a certain lady today so we could kick it off from where we stopped. Weather was on point.
But Murphy has a way of doing things!!!!!!!!!!!. You know the whole Murphy's law routine and ishh!!!!!!.

WALK by Foo Fighters
It is on repeat!!!. LOUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!