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For tattoo lovers, don't they get tired of their tattoos? even 50 cent removed a lot of his own!!!!.
Remember the "if i had a Buggati veyron i won't scratch it cos of it value' aphorism. i think it can be applied to this tattoo of a thingy!!!!.
None of my Business though, es ist auch nicht auf den Preis der Garri auf dem Markt.

AmBeautiful: Next time you see your mother and Aunt ask them this question:

If i marry him now,when i don't love him because of money, what happens tomorrow when money finish

Then come and tell me their answer

seconded.
Why are some parents this selfish??

AmBeautiful: Next time you see your mother and Aunt ask them this question:

If i marry him now,when i don't love him because of money, what happens tomorrow when money finish

Then come and tell me their answer

seconded.
Why are some parents this selfish??

You guys don't give up? do you?

Ishilove: D'banj own no pass to dey snap picture with celebrities.

Akpan oshi. Smh

Maybe you do not know, but he was featured in a movie done by Kanye West and he also would feature in the new album by the G.O.O.D crew.

so , You can thank me later for the info,it is alright by me

[quote author=Brand_new]According to a good citizen's report, Mobile Policemen shot sporadically in an attempt to aprehend a pick pocket thief at Oando filling station at about 6.50 a.m this morning injuring two people. They later went away in a pick up truck with registration number CP430LSP.
One person was reported to have dies immediately while another was hit in the ankle.
Below is a tweet confirming the report.[/quote]Please modify the above word before it causes death.
@topic: It is so unfortunate!!!!

booqee: attention seeker, can i help u??
Stand well..duh!

Wow
That is a new one!!!!!.
Like a really gave a f.uck.
Please do not derail this thread. Our major concern here is about the n.aked pixs of these two!!!!!!.If you are not going to post yours here,. .....you can well exit

Ojuju Calabar!!!!!!
Eyohyoh Eyohyoh (2x)

ilugunboy: Sorry to say this but most of these young, educated and un-employed guys are too criminally inclined.

They fit more into the cliche that says[i] an idle mind is a devil workshop[/i]

They roam the streets of Lagos looking for money the easy way....with criminal intent.

Dude, do you apologise for saying the n.aked truth??

Masquerade is hungry!!!!!!!!!

booqee: Wat da.....?? Posted dis morning?? And there's about 1300 and something post,.and still counting!
Daaaaamn...! Dirty minded pips!

So what brought you here? Some lesbian things? Or you are the "Judgement Angel"?
Abeg Park well joor!!!!

Niklizy: So suprise dt guys luv d quiet gals. My guy broke up wt me giving me the xcuses dt 'm too quiet,was feeln bad abt it at first nd tinkn of changing in my next relatnshp bt wt dis....v reslvd to be myself nd d right guy wil appreciate me for who i am

That is the main issue. To be too quiet when you with your BF?

Guess it is over!!. Heil Dicktator!!!

nosa gold: Wen I saw "price of bread" one thing juz came to my mind but I can't say it lol

I was in d market yesterday nd a man was buying things
He asked d woman, mama hw yu dey sell garri? D woman asked him, you mean you want to knw d price of garri in dz market? I juz remembered nairaland and started laffin like a mad person, to my supris d woman I was in her shop asked me, and hw dz laughing reduce d price of garri in d market, I replied her, oga seun nd his crew go ban yu o juz he s gon ban me nw lmao

NAIRALAND is the best site I ve ever knwn bleep fbuk nd twitter lol

Loool!!!!!!!!!!. This is hilarious!!!!.

I mean we can't but give kudos to The Nigerian Police for still putting more spirited efforts to ensure that this case reaches a reasonable end._{though,....come to think of it, na because her papa na soldier, you wan make the nigerian police hear wen!!!!}

Beync:

Now you got 4!!!!.I'LL assume you must be a hydra-headed monster!!!!!!1

hmmmm,..............Over 600 views and counting!!!!. hmmmmm.........................
btw, the pixs look T.otolizing!!!!!!!!

All these garri comments got me in a paroxysm of laughter that everyone around me cannot but wonder if i am going crazy!!!

^^^
Now you have two!!!

Quiet girls anytime, anyday. Not extremely quiet though.
Quiet except when we knocking boots, I except naughty loud dirty talks while she's getting spanked from behind while we dancing
"Prakatumbra" in bed!!!

She needs to complain or does her boss expect her to be feeding on garri alone?

a.z.z like_{jennifer lopez and erykah badu} Kim Kardashian,Eyes like brandy,chest like _shugamaniaCossy,brain like Maya Angelou,lips like_beyounce Halle Berry,legs like Kimora, cooks like Stewart,face like Genevive and business-minded like Oprah

[size=50pt]GARRI[/size]

@op:Cool Story!!!

It is true. Just read it on thisday newspaper website. May his soul R.I.P.

We should not forget that she is the first lady and a P.S. so she should be able to afford such trip abroad. But my major source of concern is her itinerary. How many people travelled with her? Did those people use their monies? Hope it wasn't the Presidential Jet that was used?of course!!!. It was!!!!. Now we tax payers come in. Like someone rightly said, why not one of the several tourist spots we have in Nigeria even if she is tired of a comfy place like aso rock and she wants a change of environment?or perhaps an african country,after all she hosted a first ladies of africa summit.
_{Dis one went for tummy tuck}.

sojjy: I wonder what this country is turning to?OUK is calling a OBJ wicked and heartless thief.We all know how u all milked the resources of Nigeria.Prosperity will judge both of you and all the past leaders in this country.Thieves....

I rebuke it on their behalf, Prosperity won't judge them, posterity and the law would!!!

gidson12: Chai...this kind grammar fit cause madness for hot sun o

You damn wicked!!!