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PoliticsRe: Lastma Officials Beat Bus Driver To Death by DICKtator: 8:21pm On Sep 18, 2012
IGR must enter by force. 10 percent to Alpha Dawgs, then 40 to the Baba Isales, remainder for Lagosians.
Money must enter. By any means necessary(apologies to Malcom X).
Break law, choose options; fine,jail or death.
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RomanceRe: What's With Guys And Bad Wrist Watches? by DICKtator: 7:00pm On Sep 18, 2012
You for ask me what is the time.
I would willingly tell you it is time to knock boots!!!!.
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Forum GamesRe: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by DICKtator: 6:09pm On Sep 18, 2012
*yawns*
Mod please lock this thread. Thanks for your co-operation
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RomanceRe: What Is Your Biggest Physical Turn Off From A Girl? by DICKtator: 6:06pm On Sep 18, 2012
Forgot to add:

Bushy p***y
Hairy legs,huh?
At times, contact lens
And above all, Ugly!!!!! As in Worwor of the wor kingdom!!!!!
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Car TalkRe: What To Do If Your Car Is Stuck In Mud by DICKtator: 5:39pm On Sep 18, 2012
Emmykeyz: PRESS F2 TO START NEW GAME! THEN CHANGE CAR TYPE IN CAR OPTIONS! tongue
ROTFLMAO.
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RomanceRe: What Is Your Biggest Physical Turn Off From A Girl? by DICKtator: 4:19pm On Sep 18, 2012
A lot!!!
B.O and Mouth.Odour undecided undecided undecided undecided
Muscular! shocked shocked shocked shocked I'm like WTF?
Bia bia
Husky voice, like seriously?
Flat front,flat back
No bedmatics skills, I mean doesn't know how to gobble and D.throat
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FoodRe: Divorce Celebrated With Cake (pic) by DICKtator: 3:47pm On Sep 18, 2012
Demdem: why not the man on top and the lady thrown down undecided
My immediate thought as I saw the pix. Trashy
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CrimeRe: Female Banker Sends Robbers After Customer by DICKtator: 2:05pm On Sep 18, 2012
What is the meaning of "handling issue internally?". I mean this is a criminal case that should involve the police.Going by such statement, that is stupidity @ its peak. Maybe the same cashier may be responsible for perhaps previous robberies and the likes!!.Integrity of such bank is at stake .the victim shouldn't waste time in reporting the matter to the Police.

Or who knows, maybe the manager is steadily servicing the said cashier.
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RomanceRe: Things Every Girl Should Know About Her Fiance Before Marriage by DICKtator: 11:52am On Sep 18, 2012
AmBeautiful: undecided

Are you okay?
Here have some clozapine!
Yes i am very okay. That is all i would say oooooo
because you are beautiful ooooo
don't push it though
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RomanceRe: Things Every Girl Should Know About Her Fiance Before Marriage by DICKtator: 10:37am On Sep 18, 2012
AmBeautiful: nice but incomplete!
If it is incomplete, why don't you share a complete version for our viewing pleasure. I mean is this all you have to say?
Get a grip!!!!
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FamilyRe: Pastor Chris Reveals Why He Sent Stephanie Packing!! by DICKtator: 10:19am On Sep 18, 2012
Clemzy16: Do people still see that "actor" in quote as a pastor. I've said it before, the only thing that can push me to christ embassy is because of their ladies. Gosh! That church has some pretty looking babes.
Very funny!!
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Forum GamesRe: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by DICKtator: 2:06pm On Sep 17, 2012
Hahaha. You guys are still on this?
Smdh!!
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Music/RadioRe: What Song Do You Have On Replay Today? by DICKtator: 12:37pm On Sep 17, 2012
Conscious style-Poor Righteous Teachers feat KRS one
Tell me why has our love turned cold- Willie Hutch
Strange fruits-Billie Halliday
Einstein-Tech N9ne
Elbow room-Mode Nine
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RomanceRe: Why Fat And Short Ladies Find It Difficult To Get Guys? by DICKtator: 12:41am On Sep 17, 2012
Tellmeurmind: what is d sin of fat and short ladies in getting boyfriends or husbands
Save the rhetorics!!!
Obviously because they are fat and short!!!
Well, I guess!!!!!
Hope it is as good as yours!!!
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Nairaland GeneralRe: Narrate Your Funny Nightmares If You Ever Had Them.must View!! by DICKtator: 12:26am On Sep 17, 2012
Mine. I was on NL one day always asking how does this affect the price of garri and the likes.I was banned. I slept and in my dream, I saw Seun,aids-kills,monkeyher2 and some other mods,I guess,(they each called one another by their names)and jason and freddy kruger. Seun held a big sack of garri and said"you dey always talk garri abi, you go shack am die 2day" I screamed NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!. And started running while they were all chasing me (this time dressed as policemen),they caught up with me and surrounded me and all were shouting"drink garri" repeatedly while I kept struggling and saying "NOOOO!!!!".Next thing was a thud and I realised I fell off my bed!!
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CelebritiesRe: Picture Of Genevieve Nnaji And Daughter by DICKtator: 11:15pm On Sep 16, 2012
M.I.L.F. And D.I.L.F.

Come get some baybee.....
Ohlalalalalala!!!!!

The father of the D.I.L.F. Would keep on looking at her mom and be wondering "WTF was I thinking when I left this woman?".
His sorry a.rse would still want to "enter the place".
M.I.L.F.
who is polishing this m.i.l.f?
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Music/RadioRe: What Song Do You Have On Replay Today? by DICKtator: 11:05pm On Sep 16, 2012
Like to Party-Burna Boy
Closer-Slum Village
Me so H.o.rny-2 live crew
Hard knock life-Jay Z
Life we choose-Nas
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CelebritiesRe: Wizkid's Baby Mama And Son? by DICKtator: 10:47pm On Sep 16, 2012
fankidzei: Naija! too much expectaation from celebs as if they are aliens or something!... this gurl looks pretty good. i see nothing ugly about her ooo. shuu!!!
Wake up and smell the coffee!!!. Ugly Lil' Wayne is polishing Nivea,lauren london and the likes!!.Only because he is rich and a celeb.The expectation should be high!!!!!
Besides, I said she is FUGLY i.e Fucking Ugly. It can mean two things;
She is fucking UGLY or
She is fucking ugly!!
#DotheEnglish
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SportsRe: Jonathan To Give Cash Rewards To Paralympians & Falconets by DICKtator: 10:25pm On Sep 16, 2012
Was angry when I read that these guys that did us proud were not welcomed by any Government Officials when they arrived. But this move by the President to encourage and support this special ones is highly commendable!!!.Much respect for them. Ability in their disability!!!.
Needless to say,None of the able-bodied athlete brought a single medal home!!
Super chickens could not beat the Lone Stars of Liberia!!. Such shame!!!
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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Job Interviewer: Do You Prefer Male Or Female by DICKtator: 10:14pm On Sep 16, 2012
fxisreal: If you were given an option[b]to choice[/b] between a man or a woman during an interview who do you prefer to interview you? with reasons please.
If I had to "choice", I may "choice" the opposite sex,which doesn't necessarily matter, but my "choose" of words might affect my chances though.........
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CelebritiesRe: A Picture Of Tiwa Savage Pounding Yam by DICKtator: 10:01pm On Sep 16, 2012
polokor60: Guy beruhigen Sie sich, zu viel G4 kann führen zu Diabetes
Uhh!, So dass Sie Deutsch verstehen? Cool. Lachen an der G4 Kommentar!
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CelebritiesRe: A Picture Of Tiwa Savage Pounding Yam by DICKtator: 7:48pm On Sep 16, 2012
Wenn jemand spricht über g.arri jetzt, würde die Moderatoren verbieten jemanden. Von welcher Bedeutung ist das? Ich bedauere Öffnen dieser Müll!
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PoliticsRe: PDP Governors Boycott Tukur’s Book Launch by DICKtator: 7:39pm On Sep 16, 2012
I knew Orji would have time for such frivolity!!. If none of the PDP governors attended,I am sure He would be the only one to grace it.
Hope the author of the book chipped in the fact that Tukur's son is standing trial for the oil subsidy brouhaha?
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PoliticsRe: Edo Deputy-Governor's CPS Abducted By Gunmen by DICKtator: 5:51pm On Sep 16, 2012
jude33084: Edo is very PEACEFUL Ŧħåϯ is H̲̅€ was abducted PEACEFULLY without ∂ gun fight undecided
So you abducted him PEACEFULLY? But why did you abduct him? Do you think he really wanted to follow you? You should have PEACEFULLY asked him!!!.
"Power emanates from the barrel of the gun"-Mao Zedong.
"He who holds the gun,makes the decisions"-Scarface.
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Christianity EtcRe: What's Your Favourite Verse(s)/chapter(s) In The Bible? by DICKtator: 12:14pm On Sep 16, 2012
@op: This topic has been over flogged nao!!!!!
Nevertheless it remains the 411(info) of the Bible
Ecclesiastes 4:11- Again, if two lie together, then they have warmth; but how can one keep warm alone?
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PoliticsRe: Edo Deputy-Governor's CPS Abducted By Gunmen by DICKtator: 12:07pm On Sep 16, 2012
Seems like being a journalist in Edo State is now synonymous with being an endangered specie. If top dogs like PPs and CPS are going through this,wonder what the debutantes would be experiencing!!
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CelebritiesRe: Mr. Ibu - “I Want To Be Buried At Stamford-Bridge” by DICKtator: 11:28pm On Sep 15, 2012
Like the club gave a f.uuck about him. Why don't he ask to be interred in his home town or rather state where a novelty match would be played in his honour? And a fully recognised state funeral would be accorded to this illustrious son by his people. Luckily he is a clown so I would not say he has shot himself in the foot going by his statement!!!
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CelebritiesRe: Wizkid's Baby Mama And Son? by DICKtator: 10:31pm On Sep 15, 2012
Damn!!! Shawty looks fugly!!!.
Baby is beautiful.
*waving back " holla at your boy"*
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Music/RadioRe: What Song Do You Have On Replay Today? by DICKtator: 4:46pm On Sep 15, 2012
Biznite-Lil' Wayne (Lights Out Album)
F.uucck You -Ceelo
Enter the place -2face Idibia
Take banana-D'prince
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PoliticsRe: Obasanjo To Boko-Haram: “You Can Never Win This War” by DICKtator: 9:58am On Sep 15, 2012
figment232: I think Baba shld be given anoder chance to rule,to continue d gud works GEJ has already put on ground.
With due respect to baba, I think his reign over his poultry business is a enough for him. His position as an analyst and agbaya stateman is better. We don't want the era of do-or-die again!!. Or amala and gbegiri politics coupled with Mr Fix-it!!!
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