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PoliticsRe: US Temporarily Closes Embassy In Nigeria by DICKtator: 9:51am On Sep 15, 2012
In their case,Fear of Boko Haram would always be the beginning of wisdom. Pre-emptive measures are always necessary.
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RomanceRe: Where Is Sisi Eko? by DICKtator: 8:44am On Sep 15, 2012
Dare Art-Alade and Flavour has stolen her heart and taken her away!!!
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PoliticsRe: Soldiers Open Fire To Disperse Jos Protesters by DICKtator: 9:22pm On Sep 14, 2012
Soldier go, soldier come!!!.
Nice one!!!!
Bloody civilians terrorists!!!
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RomanceRe: I Lost My Girlfriend To A Guy Who Just Came From Spain by DICKtator: 9:15pm On Sep 14, 2012
Tellmeurmind: Just because i took my Friend from Spain out to have fun and invited my girlfriend to join us,the lady fall my hand.She went behind me to meet the guy in his hotel,simply because he was talking to some of his guys on fone and mentioning dollars and pounds etc.Honestly, i didnt know when they exchanged numbers and i was d one who paid for all the drinks. Up till date, d guy never even see a naira to go back to Spain.She later came to apologized after[b]d guy don scatter her small london[/b]. Should i forgive her?
Faka-fiki shiki-shaka dodo dada lala-lala
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FoodRe: Your Take On The Increase In The Price Of Beans by DICKtator: 9:03pm On Sep 14, 2012
kokabiel: It does.. granulated Manihot Esculenta grin grin grin
Huh!, Was redest du da?
Welche Art von Namen gaben Sie ga.rri?
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FoodRe: Your Take On The Increase In The Price Of Beans by DICKtator: 7:56pm On Sep 14, 2012
lagerwhenindoubt: eeeerm but how does that affect the price of its complement.. grin grin grin grin
What are we talking about here? Can u explain better? Doesn't the complement of beans have a name?

[size=90pt]SPEAK OUT!!!!!!!![/size]
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PoliticsRe: Nigeria To Have Adequate Water Supply By 2025 by DICKtator: 5:25pm On Sep 14, 2012
timpaker: the bolded got me thinking...we have millions of unemployed Nigerians ready to take on any job and someone is saying this thrash. What an excuse!!!!!
You beat me to that assertion!!!. I'll blame my internet connection!!!!
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PoliticsRe: Massive Security At US Embassy In Abuja (Pictures) by DICKtator: 5:19pm On Sep 14, 2012
Prayer for all foreigners and albinos in the North. These are tough times!!!
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RomanceRe: Pls Ladies Is Anything Wrong With Datin A Yahoo Boy... by DICKtator:
Kingsleyinfo: you became a bad girl the day you started thinking of dating such kinds

soon you will start defending his job,
then you will be made part of the gang to scam people,
finally[b]you will end up where all fraudsters end up[/b].

good girl turned bad... hope you get the drift. grin
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yahoo boy ko.... google b
oy ni
Yeah, most of his contemporaries end up in the House of Assembly so what are we talking about? Girl, wise up if you love him and he loves you, talk him to quit and invest the money he has previously made like some of his wise colleagues in the field has done. They dominate most sectors now. They wear suits like Sisilie Hebrew and the likes, cajoling unsuspecting and gullible naïve people to invest/save their monies,then go ahead to dupe/fleece them of their hard(?) Earned money.
Majority of them are still major players in the industry.
What differentiates them is the corporate word and the business laws associated with it. Like sum1 said, "thief get level" and "na evribodi be thief, na becus dem neva catch u". Most of those spewing b.ull crap here, if they had the opportunity to siphon 500 million dollars with the assurance that they would not be caught,they would jump @ it!!!. Integrity has a price!!!!.
While I DO NOT subscribe to yahoo-yahoo, I am just playing the devil's advocate here and trying as much as possible to be objective!!!

On the sunny side, hmmmmm......
Op, your magaboyfriend is really paying well oooo!!!!!!
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Nairaland GeneralRe: Dog Stands Guard Over Deceased Owner’s Grave For Six Years (with Picture) by DICKtator: 3:45pm On Sep 14, 2012
ceejay80s: I neva die my dog don run comot for my house 7yrs ago
Are you from Ondo,akwa-ibom or calabar? Then you should know why!!!!

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CrimeRe: Female Robber Nabbed In Abuja. See Pic. Warning! You May Find Pic Offensive. by DICKtator: 9:51pm On Sep 13, 2012
Classic Case of the more you look, the less you see.
please what is it that i can't see with my n.aked eyes?
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RomanceRe: In Luv With My Husband's Sister by DICKtator: 6:43pm On Sep 13, 2012
You cannot tell me that it was when you saw your sister-in-f.uuck that your lesbian attributes came into play fully. You must have been a lesbian from the get-go. Why did you waste that mugu of a husband time when you knew from the onset that you weren't game( YES!!!, you weren't GAME!!). Over a year which I am certain that he must have *removedbySeun* you.OVER A YEAR!!!!
HA!!!!.
Some b.itches ain't s.hiit!!. You are now considering aborting the baby. You are lucky that this is just a movie and not a real life issue cos if I was the mugu of a husband and I realise this, what O.J simpson did would be a child's play. Yeah I said that!!!. Ban me *wordremovedbySeun* mods!!!
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RomanceRe: In Luv With My Husband's Sister by DICKtator: 6:04pm On Sep 13, 2012
*grabs popcorn and soda*
*wears 3D glasses*
*relaxes*
Hmmmm.........
May the odds be with you!!
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Forum GamesRe: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by DICKtator: 5:04pm On Sep 13, 2012
*sighs* I give up!
I'm fed up!!
I throw in the towel!!!
I have dropped the gauntlet!!!!
I quit!!!!!
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PoliticsRe: Boko-Haram Cannot Islamize Nigeria - Borno Governor by DICKtator: 2:28pm On Sep 13, 2012
gramci: ISLAM-A-BAD
5 lives? excluding his? very hilarious!!!!!!!!!
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Nairaland GeneralRe: Morenike Popoola Kidnapped In Lagos by DICKtator: 1:47pm On Sep 13, 2012
afam4eva: Morenike Popoola was kidnapped around 9:30 -10 last night in Amuwo-Odofin on her way home. Her car, a wine-coloured Toyota Corolla Sports car was also taken, but was recovered very early this morning around Kirikiri.

Morenike's abductors contacted her family this morning but made no specific demands, just said they will call back. The police are now involved!

Anyone with any information or can offer any assistance please call 07062425660 or 08025045690

http://lindaikeji..com/2012/09/morenike-popoola-kidnapped-in-lagos.html
I hope she is found
That pix was photoshopped though
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Foreign AffairsRe: U.S Sending Warships To Libya by DICKtator: 1:43pm On Sep 13, 2012
how long would babylon America continue to act arbitrarily? They literally have no respect for the sovereignty of another nation? sending warships to do what? they should phucck outta African and let Africans take care of their bizness. They keep milking Africa dry and be pretending that they are on our side. silly sets of nincompoops.
If they think that they can invade WADIYA, I mean , Libya ostensibly because of the attack on their embassy, then no other country should deem itself safe from Babylon America
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Nairaland GeneralRe: Ticket To Oil And Gas Gala Night Goes For N10M, And N300M For Table. by DICKtator: 1:31pm On Sep 13, 2012
igbsam: There is an Oil & Gas gala night coming up at an undisclosed location in the country, this event is strictly for top guns and the cheapest ticket starts at a cool N10M Naira, from there you can buy as your per your status, from N30M for VIP, N100M for tables and N300M for VIP table!!!

It was advertised on Thisday Newspaper
wow!!!! shocked shocked shocked shocked UAC'S profit/revenue from the sale of Gala would really skyrocket considering this laudable move. Maybe they want to take gala away from the hoi-polloi and make it a rich man's snack. Gala, that tasty beef-filled sausage roll.on the other hand, this may be viewed as so pathetic. i'll blame Fashola for banning street hawking in Lagos.
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Nairaland GeneralRe: Have You Been Banned Before? Pls Share. by DICKtator: 1:21pm On Sep 13, 2012
AmBeautiful: NO

Jaybee is my 'sweetie, sweetie' tongue
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hmmmmm..........
running world things
p.u.ssie power.
life would never be fair
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Forum GamesRe: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by DICKtator: 1:18pm On Sep 13, 2012
wow!!!!!!!!!!.this is still on!!!! shocked shocked shocked shocked

anybody that types anything or post anything after i do is stupid and mad. yes i said so.
na Sopona i go use swear for all of una!!!!!.
leave this room!!!!!
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CelebritiesRe: Have You Met A Celebrity? by DICKtator: 1:12pm On Sep 13, 2012
nikkyshyne: I have met quite a number. Took pictures with most of them too grin
•I met Basket mouth back then at my Real estate firm.
•Met kanoyo O. Kanayo at my office building.
•Met with ID Ogungbe and Kenny saint Ogungbe(formerly Brown). ID has been to my house sef. Met kenny at a wedding.
•Saw Desmond Elliot at Tanterlizers, Lekki 1 the other day and he called me himself and[b]collected my number [/b]telling the lady beside him "we can use her". Till today, I never hear from am angry
•Saw Inyanya at Lekki phase 1 too and he noticed I was starring at him, he just came over and gave me a handshake. He's got soft palms.
•Saw Don Jazzy at Genesis Delux with is funny looking trousers.
•Saw Tonto dike at Tanterlizers, lekki 1.
•Saw Ini Edo from afar.
•Saw Tinubu at the commissioning of an Estate at Ikorodu owned by LSDPC when he was still governor. Looks like he's got small head undecided

O yes, I can't forget my Rhythm unplug experience at Jos during my Nysc dayz...
•Banky W sang at me and I touched his sweaty face grin
•Faze gave me a handshake. He's got hard palms.
•Saw P-square, MI, Soundsultan, from afar.

Pretty much it. Hope the celebrities I see later on are international grin
Hope to meet Trey Songz.
can only imagine how not so long it took you to give him. i mean without hesitation.
Can i also have your number?

on a personal note, i have met, Kel,rooftop mcs,Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde(hmnmm........) among others
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Nairaland GeneralRe: Have You Been Banned Before? Pls Share. by DICKtator: 1:05pm On Sep 13, 2012
i was banned three times, first by pyguru, then aids-killz and mookillher2. Like w.t.f?
was terrific though. I mean, i sincerely know how it feels to be in authority!!. it can be intoxicating at times but self-control and discipline is what separates the boys from men!!!

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TravelRe: After Suspension: Would You Fly Dana Air ? by DICKtator: 6:10pm On Sep 06, 2012
Why not?. I expect them to be much more careful than other airline operators because of what they have gone through.
They are on probation I guess
Fly dana, the cheapest way to fly
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RomanceRe: Guys Do U Like Yr Girls "Quiet" Or "Noisy" by DICKtator: 5:01pm On Sep 06, 2012
sexkillz: [color=#000030]I second this comment.
I like it.
I stamp am.
I seal am.
I endorse am.
If to say na garri, i for chop am.
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RomanceRe: A Kim Kardashian Or A Michelle Obama? by DICKtator: 4:58pm On Sep 06, 2012
slimyem: I know there's almost no basis for comparisons here except that they are both successful american women.
Given what i've known about men in my twenty-something years on earth,i'd opine that lots of men would rather opt for the hot,alluring and desirable Kim K instead of the warm,open,down to earth,not as pretty but well-groomed Michelle O.
Men who prefer trophy women to real assets..
Men who have thrown out wheat for chaff..
Men whose hormones have held hostage instead of their brain..
They abound especially amongst Nigerian men.
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Now,i ask that you NLers be sincere with your answers.
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Men,What kind of women have your preferred in the past and now?
The Kim Ks or the Michelles?
What kind of woman are you with now?
A Kim K or a Michelle?
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Ladies,what kind of a woman are you?
A Kim K or a Michelle?
Kim Catch-dat-a.zz = Mistress(too much stress!!!!!)= s.ex
Michelle Obamher = Wife =Love
s.ex ain't better than love!!!!!!!!!!
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RomanceRe: My Family Wants Me To Marry For Money. by DICKtator: 4:49pm On Sep 06, 2012
swtchicgurl: IS THIS ENGLISH?! shocked
grammatical blunder. i agree. oversight on my part
excuse my blunder!!!. hope you found it hilarious? gbaguan spotter!!!!
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