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If these guys are deported to Cameroon,i can imagine the punishments that would be meted on them.
First,they did not win any medal
second, they absconded.
They lucky though cos if it were North Korea,....hmmmmm.............

R.I.P. to the departed souls

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ogugua88: Oya everyone on their knees. Now. We must pray. I didn't English was suffering this kain mutilation for Naija.

I am looked at your own english too. It wasn't looked farmilion. So stop accused someborri of not spoken good english.

cindyrella: ^ huh?

Did i stutter?

obowunmi: Poster, this issue to me is not an issue of trust but an issue of respect.

Your wife is NOW a married woman. If she cannot leave the ex issues from 8 yrs ago, then there are serious issues. If she respects you, as your wife, ex will not be in the picture.

A normal wife will say, I am married now, pls out of respect for my husband, I don't think this friendship is appropriate. Will you sit and wait before they start to catch feelings for each other again? I mean common.

I'm not married yet and I'm certainly not in touch with any exes from 1 month ago. Rubbish!

hope op read this? i mean man up and take the right decision. She slipping away from you. Ignore all those rubbish comments about you being insecured. While trust is one of the main components of a marriage, it doesn't mean one should totally let his/her guards down. Trust your intuition. Get those spying gadgets,investigate, make your decision and save your marriage. The so called ex isn't even married yet,i mean c'mon.

_{infact, take your case to jerry springer(oh!!,the programme has been stopped?) or cheaters,they would do a better job for you}

[quote author=Oxytocin_712]Which of these lists did you enjoy doing with your partner. 1.Kissing, 2.Cuddling. 3.Smooching. 4.Having sex. 5.Talking. 6.Hugging. 7.Walking. 8.Spanking(fetish and role playing),Menage-a-trois(yeah with a bi-se.xual),T-bagging 9.If single indicate.[/quote]

swtchicgurl: Ladies seducing men is very very popular these using different gestures and body postures, but how can a guy seduce a lady using the same techniques?

I'm not talking about flaunting his money, car or properties. What gestures can a man display to seduce a girl?

I'm worried because there's a guy at my place of work that does different stuffs, running his hand thru his hair, "packing" e.t.c., trying to get my attention!

Pls tell me what things to watch out for if a guy is trying to seduce a girl.

It ain't hard to tell. when a guy winks at you, he is trying to seduce you or for the more daring ones,they would grab your hand and place it on their *removed by Seun* for you to feel it.Those are the basic instincts and you must be seduced!!!

[quote author='sade]saw it too,buh cudnt decode it,pls ow do one go abt it.[/quote]Take the First alphabets of all the words jargons that were written by them and you form "GRADUATES WANTED"
It is neither a Hard level sudoku nor unsolvable rubix box.
goodluck to you

Thank you all. It has been a wonderful experience.

After this comment i know ronkebp would comment cos she is viewing this topic.Please don't!!

Just do not know how to stop? Do you?

Gala and any beverage does it for me.

Idowuobo and free2fuck should go and get a room and stop this their love wantintin here_{make sure you post ur clips here when you are through!!}

@op: condoms and drinks
Always keep it c.uming

stillme: Below are some of the names;
Bbpreye
Ceaserb
stillme.
They always infect threads with silly comments like "how does the thread affects of the price of garri"
Those guys need to be check upstairs.
You can add to lists if you know one.

AmBeautiful: Single!

How can you be beautiful and be single?
It is a sin!!!.
Please stop it

In an open relationship and what keeps it going is the love they have for my Joystick. They keep c.uming back for more.

@op:President of the NL garri association. Your head dey there!!!. I salute you!!.
While serving your ban, hope you spent time researching on issues that affects the price of garri and how such issues can be ameliorated.
I fully support the movement.
Garrinomics is here to stay.
It is the Renaissance- era of NL.

P.S:_{but how does this affect the price of garri on a serious note?}

[quote author=Okija_juju]Beef..

The biitch arse knew he only defeated Okonjo based on Americas Influence.. [/quote]My thoughts exactly. Okonjo Iweala gave him a run for his money b4 his b.itch f.aggot a.rsse. Was opened for Obama and his cohorts to drive home their points(pun intended) so that he could win.
Can't even believe after winning, he still hold this grudge against Nigeria. Stewpid d.iick rider. If not for our stewpid so-called leaders who forever impoverish their zombie-followers, who dt phuck needs World Bank?

P.S: @ his picture, don't mean to sound racist and no offence meant, is he sleeping? I mean look @ his eyes!

Like the LaStma officer was trying to strangule him and he is posing for the camera with his middle finger in the air.

And yes, I typed that for those with retina issues!!!

Dumb f.uck. Whatever happened to our pride as a nation?Like Nigerians do not have investment in S.A.!!! Even though it is the obvious truth, should we be condescending to attract more investors from S.A?proverbial Esau selling "birthright" to Jacob.
This minister should run to the market and price cassava flakes than spewing this cow dung.
Nigeria is the window of Africa to the world and it shall remain so.
Death to visionless,bigoted and missionless leaders!!!!!!

On a lighter note, I'll assume it was a Freudian slip!!.

No more beans and bread or rather the beans and bread combo would drastically reduce. At least the gases released into the atmosphere would reduce thereby making Lagos a pollution-free state and helping Fashola to achieve his quest for the recognition of Lagos State as a capital city.

Na till person write curses and incantations for ere una go run abi?
No talk say I no warn una oooo!
What stops y'all from leaving this thread? Abeg make una free this thread. It has almost entered 100.
_{na mtn aeroplane una wan win?}

What did i use to save my lover's contact on my phone? my fingers of course!!!!!
op: go to the market and check the price of garri if you don't know what to post instead of starting overflogged topic.

Oluwajemberun: Pls.don't pick calls from 08016660666. Two people at computer village ikeja recieved "666" mark on their forehead after picking the calls today. Pls tell other.

Dumb post. go and bungee jump without a rope!!!!

Seun: https://p.twimg.com/A1kWWIUCYAEa3WI.jpg


http://saharareporters.com/news-page/fire-raging-lagos-university-teaching-hospital-lagos

Update: Some reports on Twitter suggest that the fire is now under control: https://twitter.com/ehival/status/241256482069430274

Why the "Is LUTH on fire?" Obviously it is!!!!!!!!!