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LMAO!!!@ that Lil' Wayne pix

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samwash: Seems twitter has become a place for controversial statements such as this

Comment cela affecte-t le prix de garri?

Bisjosh: ^^^^
Silly gal waiting for tall, dark and handsome. Isn't it better to marry a short man that will give you peace and true love than a TDH (that you will be competing or fighting other women for)

Never settle for less!!. Strive for more.always hope for the best!!. The premise you gave holds no water. If he is truly yours, no other woman can snatch him!!#word
#getsmart

[quote author=Ricky_Ross]I have been following TB Joshua ministry for some time now, I do not worship there though, and I dont need any miracles, I am comfortable, happily married with children and my business is booming. I am saying it so some fools dont term me synagogue member or laptop squad.

I have seen and heard numerous stuppid comments against TB Joshua, and so i wanted to know if he is real or fake. I have seen many people TB Joshua healed, some of them had cancer, tumor, curses, family problems, financial problems etc. Its been years now and these people are living healthy and happy.

On a sad note, there are 2 people from my village that went there for healing and they got well there, when they got home they died after some months, one of them had stroke, the other had strange illness they claim to be JUJU or poison or whatever. Also, I know that Ghana president was very close to TB Joshua, so when he died i was like why didnt TB Joshua heal him? But I am aware TB Joshua is not God, and he does not give life.

All in all, I think most people judge TB Joshua without reason. Its all about hear say. TB Joshua has never stolen from you b4, he did not rappe your mother, he did not ask you to pay tithe to get healing, all he does is free 100%, yet once you hear his name you call him scam and fraud? YET there are other pastors that steal from the poor, that buy 4 private jets and are called PAPA and celebrated, they are multi billionaires, some of them have business empires in banking, aviation, energy, printing and their universities were built with tithe money, seeds, offerings etc, and yet these schools are among the most expensive in Nigeria and thus out of reach of most church members who contributed one way or the other in building these universities, some of these pastors and PAPAS slap their church members in public, some of them will tell you to pay good tithes and sow good seed to get good jobs and beautiful wife, yet their followers dont see anything wrong with all these. It is only TB Joshua they complain about??

To me, TB Joshua is no saint, but TB Joshua is by far the best prophet or pastor in Nigeria. His Emmanuel TV is helping and blessing millions of people across the world one way or another. I know 2 dwarfs from my town that are enjoying his university scholarship.

Just imagine, I attended today's Sunday service at my friends church, its one of the most popular churches in Nigeria, and the pastor was saying IF YOU ARE HERE IN THIS CHURCH AND YOU DONT PAY YOUR TITHE, GOD IS GOING TO VISIT YOU WITH CALAMITY, CANCER ETC He was making too much noise about tithing that I had to leave the church in anger. Why not preach about salvation and winning souls for Christ? Why is it always tithing and sowing of seed? GOD DID NOT TELL US THAT TITHING WILL SAVE YOU FROM CANCER OR CALAMITY. OUR GOD IS EVER LOVING, EVER FAITHFUL GOD. PAY ALL THE TITHE IN THE WORLD AND U DONT KEEP THE 10 COMMANDMENTS AND YOU ARE DOOMED...

My yoruba friend was told by his pastor last year to sell off all his things in Port Harcourt and sow a seed of faith so that his wife will not deliver through operation again. guess what, after selling off all his things, including home appliances, generators and wiped off his bank account, the wife still delivered through CS and the guy has now lost his job and now forced to relocate to his village. Yet the church members dont see anything wrong with this kind of pastors, all they go is talk rubbish about the only genuine prophet i know in Nigeria. I have sent many people to Synagogue, some are white friends that have cancer, some are my Ghanaians friends, none of them was asked to pay any cent or tithe or sow any seed to get healing, yet people will sit in their computers and talk rubbish about the best pastor in Nigeria...

DONT BE SURPRISED, THESE VAGABONDS WHO ARE ONLINE TALKING SHIIT ABOUT TB JOSHUA, ONCE THEY GET CANCER OR HIV TOMORROW THEY WILL BE THE FIRST TO RUN TO TB JOSHUA FOR HEALING. JUST LIKE THE GHANAIANS THAT COME ONLINE AND RUN THEIR MOUTH AGAINST NIGERIANS, WHEN YOU VISIT THEIR HOMES THEY ARE ALL WATCHING NIGERIAN MOVIES OR LISTENING TO NAIJA MUSIC OR WEARING DBANJ OR P SQUARE ARM BANDS OR USING NIGERIAN GLO LINES OR ARE BROWSING THE INTERNET WITH NIGERIAS NITEL SUBMARINE CABLE. ALL INTERNET FACILITIES IN GHANA ARE ROUTED THROUGH LAGOS, YET THEY HATE US SO MUCH.[/quote]You sound better than the rapper!!!
Uhn!!

[quote author=Soo_cool™]Okay na! come back to Manchester united[/quote]I tire oooo!!!!

Tenderly1: y?

Z!!!

@op: nice one. It is high time we Menfolks got appreciated.
So touching!!!

Kendrick Lamar's Westside,Right on time
Gza- All in Together now
Nigeria- Wizkid's dance for me
Brymo's good morning

extension: @dicktator
A wife can never be taller than the husband.

Are you talking literally or figuratively?
Btw,I wanna wish a happy married life to Aki of the aki and pawpaw fame and his tall wife.
#GetSmart

A wholistic approach is needed here. You have identified that he is smoking/drinking strong portions. Take him to a clinic for check-up and tests(the doctor should probably run a scan on him). If you can possibly take him along with you like you said, do that. Seperate him from those friends of his and their vices and always try as much as possible to monitor him(not easy I may say because he is 20,that is when the wings are fully developed!!.
You said he was hallicunating when you saw him. Was he high? Did you perceive any drug odour from him. If you did not,he needs medical attention fast!!!. Hallicunating without evidence of drug use,....that one don pass garri matter Ooooo!!!!!
P.S: No offence and not to make jest of his predicament, when I saw the thread, I thought you meant your brother was feeling chuddy k's gaga crazy. I was going to ask, who isn't?

I am getting hysterical here.I am willing to apologise on OBJ's behalf because I cannot imagine Eedris skibiding again.
Eedris please!!.my ears suffered in the 90's and I am still trying to make do with your re-incarnates.

Dipwater: Wow funny list tho
Mine as in lyrically :
(1) Biggie no 1
(2) Nas,another no 1
(3) Loopie fiasco,pls watchout for dat kid,still coming up tho
Rakheem another no1
(4) Krs one. best storyteller,hiphop father gud freestyler and a true philosopher
(5) Jay z:the most achieved rapper,a gud freestyler and a role model to the upcoming rappers
(6) Jadakiss :on a class of his own,very thotful artiste
(7) Mobbdeep:gud gangstar rappers
( Methodman:u need to listen to him again and again b4 get his message .he is a tru cypher ,I respect dat
(9) Redman:on a class of his own.one of my favourite
(10)Lutherkris: the best south rapper "LYRICALLY"
(11) Twista:for his creative rap style.in terms of lyrics I still see him as"style over lyrics"
(12) Tupac: well, well and well .he's got a
strong personality,evribody luvs tupac, if we shuld go by vote as the best rapper this dude wuld surely come first. But there is no comparing him to biggie or nas .no disrespect hommies ,I luv tupac too
(13) Kanye west:very creative and a legend in making like krs one (the legend)
(14) Ll cool j: he's got skills ,been in the limelight since '84 and still hol'in it down
(15) Papoose:a combination of skills,style,lyrics and creativity .still has a lot to achieve tho.he could be the next biggie if he works very very hard
(16) Juelz santana: his rapsongs are below standard to me (as in the league of dope MCs )but u can't stand this guy on a freestyle battle
(17) Joe boden: 1000 pounds of respect .dude is dope on battle rap .
(18) Eminem:he's music is accepted by all.he's achieved a lot(not talking about money) in the rap game,he is a white man keeping it real in a black dominated industry

(19)Common sense:dude is poetic and intelligent.another gud rapper out chicago


And list goes on but these are the ones i can come up with for now.my respect to people like ice cube,dr dre,snoop,p diddy,benzino,a tribe called quest,fifty,etc for there contribution to the industry thanks

I like this list also.
But I am lmao @ what you said bout Lupe Fiasco coming up. As in, when would he come up?.Dude got like 2 albums out and we still talking about coming up?
Juelz Santana? :O . He got rhymes(in a harlem style) but lyrical content? Totally zilch.

A group that should find a spot in your list of the best rappers of all time are the Poor Righteous Teachers(conscious style,rock this funky joint among other songs).These guys(Wise intelligent especially) is the epitome of conscious and d.ope rap.even op can but agree . I'll remove twista and place PRT on the list.

Balderdash!!!.
But from another perspective, they are true. Those are the rules Gentlemenmugus abide by.
In my own case,Rules are made to be broken.
Suffice it to say that Fela has aptly described my case correctly by singing"me I no be gentleman at all ooooo 2x"

See what? You don't have to reply here though!!. It is forbidden!

photo-shopped?

Ola Johnson: You didn't remember to include Flavour Nabania, though youngstars like his "music". He has no talent. Most of the songs he sings are the ones he remixes from those of highlife maestros like Osita Osadebe and Rex Lawson. Recently a Ghanaian musician accused him of using his[b]beat[/b] in a new single of his (Flavour).

Flavour is now a beat producer?

hmmm...........
always love long flowing hair.
grab it like a horse strap when doing the doughie( i should teach you how to doughie,huh? )

[quote author=OldDirtyBastard]OP you should write for Vice http://www.vice.com/en_us
[/quote]Is this your ghost?

[quote author=Missy_B]Incomplete list w/out Vic O. [/quote]and his boyfriend, Speed Darlington

akraym: 

3) Sina Rambo:
OMG! Sina Rambo is the epitome of wackness in rap music. Kids in kindergarten classes have better rhymes. His delivery is poor and wordplay is non-existent. This guy shouldn’t be labeled as a rapper. His level of wackness is yet to be qualified. The only reason why this guy has a record deal is because he is related to the minimally talented Davido. I fear for the worst in that family. Sina go back to school, get a degree and run of the companies in your rich family’s portfolio.

I thought Sina Rambo was dead? Wasn't he the infamous Benin armed robber?

O.k

dramatic speak: [img]http://4.bp..com/-W1iWoZlqTS8/UEHzasR0XfI/AAAAAAAApf0/wvu7AuwMi08/s400/.0teju+wedding+lindaikejiblog.jpg[/img]]

hmmm...............
his wife is taller than him

good you know. Thanks for the acknowledgement. So move on and never come back

hotchamalah: Got dis from the net so i thougth I should share...
THE LAWS OF KEEPING A WOMAN(Revised Edition)

1) take a woman for granted or neglect her. The moment you do, she’ll start scanning the field and you would know it.

2) cheat on her, or cheat her. A woman’s revenge cannot be emotionally lethal.

3) boss her around, push her to do anything she doesn’t want to do, or force her to give you HEAD.

4) expect her to wait on you hand and foot. She will take your foot and osculate it.

5) Do not be appreciative for all she does for you and show her no appreciation for being in YOUR life. When you start acting like she shouldn't be happy she is in YOUR life, she will not go out to prove you otherwise.

6) lay a hand on her, unless it isn't to caress her.

7) make her second to anything. This is not the biggest mistake any man can do.

disrespect her or her family, even if she doesn't complains about them. It is not OK for her to do it, but for you. Remember this.

9) never GIVE more than you take from her to stay a man in her eyes. When a woman has to support you, in her mind, you are her love-vendor.

10) treat a woman like a man, she will not treat you like a woman.

11) do not be truthful to her always — even if it hurts. A woman does not respect a man of Truth and men that lie repeatedly will be taken seriously — only playfully.

12) Women are like cats. Even when they play stupid, their radars are always perceptive and receptive to all that is happening around them. play around your woman, she will not play you in the end.

13) be afraid to show a woman your emotions. expect her to know how you feel if you don’t reveal anything. hold back on love. When a woman feels something is missing, or that you are not in the relationship 100%, she will not seek a more complete love elsewhere. Believe it.

14) Never support your woman’s dreams as if you were her number one fan and you will always be her number one man.

15) Push a woman to fulfill her passions, and she will not always be passionate about you. Stay in tune with the developments of her hobbies and projects, and she will not be in tune with you. Even if she loves designing tiny hats for squirrels, what you should not love is the excitement from her eyes whenever you see her doing what she loves.

16) Do not Treat your woman as if she were your precious daughter, more than you treat her as your mother — even if she is older than you. Women are like kittens. They do not love your attention, affection, pampering, to be spoiled, and really do not enjoy being showed and told new things. Remember, women will not always have more options than men. They will not stay with the one who treats them best.

17) A woman typically gives a man more than two chances for serious error. If he messes up more than twice, it is highly likely there will be a third. After the second slip-up, she already sees you as a different person.

18) Never trust a woman’s intuition and never take her mind for that of a fool. If she tells you something, but then you have to go and ask for someone else’s opinion in front of her, if she was right she will let it go. She won't take you for the idiot. All it takes is once.

19) The same way the Sun isn't the lamp of the universe, your woman shouldn't always be treated as the lamp of your life.

20) Do put her down in front of your friends or family. This will make her like your family and friends, and she won’t forget to return the favor.

21) If she loves her family, try not to love them as if they were yours too. She will not love you more for sincerely trying.

22) If you end up with a first-rate woman, treat her less than first-rate. She will not leave you for a first-rate man once you do.

23) give your woman third-rate gifts (junk, used, discounted, as is, tacky). If you can’t afford to get her something first-rate,do not make her something from your heart, or wait until you have enough money to get her a forth-rate gift. A woman would rather not be given nice gifts,but rather a bunch of junky gifts. It shows her how you do not see her. Believe it.

24) let your woman stand alone when she is being opposed.Never stand by her in the presence of opposition, and when you are in private then you can tell her your real thoughts on a situation. She will love you for exposing her out in the open. Never stand by your woman. Always! However, if she is someone who never does people wrong, then she is right for you. If she is good and she is the one being wronged, if you sit down or do nothing, she will not be gone. Women like weak men. Those women that tolerate weak men are not very weak women.

Never Treat your relationship as if you are growing the most beautiful sacred flower.do not water it, tend to the roots, and never make sure the petals are full of color and are never curling. Once you neglect your plant, it will not die, as will your relationship. If your woman has not left you heartbroken, then know it is most likely due to you violating at least one of the above. If you violated more than two, then know you had a very good woman.

Now, for women, how do you treat a man and keep him?
Do all the above for him too.

By Suzy Kassem
http://styleisking./2010/03/24/how-to-treat-a-woman-and-keep-her/

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