₦airaland Forum

slimedge:
...Lol,I am not heart broken o but my young dude here has been staring @d ceiling all day cos a girl had his heart broken...He wouldn't taste anything since mawning...How do I advise him to take his mind off the sh*t and move on

eselesplash:
Abeg live me alone. My hubby is 100% capable of taking care of me and he is doing very well and 100% OK

Donxavier:
anybody has an answer for this? I'm interested in this too. Also, for example if one just incorporated a company as a result of a huge government grant and you would want to take a business trip, must you wait for 3 months bank statement of the company before you can use it. e.g a company is started in Jan and then funded, can I apply in Jan for a business trip, or must I wait till April to be able to use 3 months bank statement before any trip to SA is possible

Samtoog:
Do you have an answer to the question? If you don't, then shut your mouth and allow those that have reasonable answers to give. Do you have to talk? This is a platform where questions are asked I believe. I have my reasons for asking and I don't do fake documents. My documents have already been submitted but I want to make use of some money from the account I submitted. Having filled in the statement, I want to know if I could use it without any harm to my application. Cheers.

slimedge:
TRUE LIVE STORY of my dude Azeez.

I have always wondered if LOVE will ever gain its sight again since they always say it is blind.
Azeez and tolu have been dating for long now.You would find them in every corner of the place tangling with themselves just like every couple does...Everything was going smoothly between them until one evening that tolu and her supposed mother-in-law engaged each other in a heated argument that resulted to a physical altercation...Azeez's mother warned tolu to stay clearly off her son but tolu and azeez kept seeing..Azeez's mother said tolu wasn't good for her son and she would not live to endorse their marriage..Tolu stopped greeting the mother and passed her on the road whenever they met.When we confronted Tolu for not greeting the mother,she voiced out that the mother had refused to answer her greetings that's why.The guy felt cool with it and wouldn't do anything to settle the dispute...I had watched the middle age woman barge in twice on this young couple,harrasing the young lady to live her son alone...The girl would insult the woman right in her son's presence but nothing was done to arrest the situation...Sometimes they would be making love and the bittered woman would force her way into their room, picking up a fight with this young lady and the girl would in no hesitation rain curses and insult on the mother...Azeez is not ready to let go his girl friend and his mother seems to be on a do or die mission to kick tolu out...My nairaland friends,what do you advice we should do??

Elesta:
He imposed it on me, its normally rotated within d team.But its originally his job.If u refuse to do it,its seen as insubordination,but its not under my job description

ratatis:
Evidently, your friend is having a personality disorder of some sort - maybe affective aggression, or something of that nature.
I try as much as possible to stay clear away from those.

Elesta:
Sounds good. Thanks, but how do I deal wit extra hours?last week I was forced to stay extra hours to do work that is originally his

Sacluxpaint:
If you were raised right by your mother, you won't have a problem being a good wife

Awaja:
My babe is a woman then

misreal:
..akpos bring my pump action.I have seen a ga.y on naira land.I need to kill him like I killed them rats in my house.

misreal:
I resemble girl..abi your eye na gay??

AmberQueen:
Regardless of whether or not this is a faceless forum,be mindful of d kinda reckless remark u make.

U dn't wanna get on my damned list...

DesChyko:
Mtschew.. Useless guide.

Even a goat knows what it likes when it sees it.

Soon, you'll give us guides on 'how to sleep'.

TheNaijan:
You forgot--she must never deny sex to her hubby. Never. Even if she is sick-s*x could be a big relief for her.
She must be young. Older guys should go for younger girls--do the rest of the math.
She must not be fat. She shouldn't have a protruding belly that will extend more than her b**bs. She should take good care of her body; workout often and all that...
She should give the best BJ and s*x--why should a man suffer from terrible s*x with one woman he is meant to stay with for the rest of his life?....

Charles4075:
Some girls funny I swear.. What's the difference between a prostitute and a girl who double dates? They're all the same, don't justify one

princeozzilly:
very nice and candid view

PinkObsession:
No one is perfect

princeozzilly:
1. She must be God-fearing. - I'm God loving (I don't fear Him) does that count?
2. She must not be materialistic - I like the nice things in life and I love being surrounded by beauty.
3. She must show signs of being a good home maker - I'm a good supervisor and I know the difference between clean and dirty so I can supervise our housekeeper
4. She must show signs of discipline - hmm... You are going to need to clarify discipline for me. If you are talking about being loud, brash, getting drunk and dancing on tables then we are on the same page. I have a very soft voice therefore I can't even shout. Yes I love having fun but I'm a responsible adult. Surely that's okay isn't?
5. She must always be sensitive to your needs - no problem but please don't forget it's a two-way street
6. She must not be crafty or being too smart
- I don't have a diabolical bone in my body besides being deceitful is too much work. Planning, scheming, lying ... all that time and work I can just invest in loving you
7. She must be humble and obey the man - Hmm... Another amber sign requiring caution. Humble? Only if the situation warrants it. Obey? I've had one father I don't need a second one. How about we discuss and reach an amicable solution?
8. Even if she is the rich one, she must be submissive (forget about all these feminist rubbish) a woman cannot make a home without a man. - Straight up - NO! Nah ah this can be the deal breaker. I don't mind following your lead but I will not submit to you.
9. She must not disclose her man's short-comings to a third party, not even parents. - Of course and it goes without saying the opposite is true, right? We'll deal with each others short comings in private.
10. She must always be cheerful. - Always? You are being ambitious, life is not some alcohol advert and don't forget you have a HUGE role to play in my feelings. That being said, I was born with a happy disposition so as long as you don't injure my spirit you will find me cheerful.

If you are a Woman, score yourself over 10 and let's see if you are a good wife material. - How do I score?

slimedge:
hahaha...A puppet?no...Do I sound like one who doesn't think independently?drunken talk ...Look,I hate to burst your balloons..You started like an elephant but ended like an ant.Don't take it personal,what sch did you attend?You talked about constructive English a while ago but now i can see your write up here begging to be saved...*Head shaking* You can do better... ...You are trying in your own little way though but I'll advice you put in a lot of elbow greese

slimedge:
...The problem I have with you is that you are just too blind to the facts...With your level of education miss know all,I am disapponted if this is all you can offer...You don't have what it takes to advocate for the women...You are rude,insolent and dismissive and that somewhat piqued my interest ....I should be telling you to make a haste back to school and do your assignments properly...Your facts are so baseless,verbose and derailing..I rest my case...

slimedge:
Nope they are not slavery actions...Stop reading negative meanings to things o...The Bible's teachings and our customs here are equivalent.Except for a few things, that's if any exists at all..But first,I would like to know ur belief before I push further...From all indications,your argument here clearly portrays you that you don't accept the christain faith...Custom wise,you seem to have been misinformed...I will beat my chest and tell you this.No culture here in nigeria states that women shouldn't be submissive to their hubbies...Women are not lesser beings but they should not see themselves as being equal with the men....Even if you be female president sef,na u you go still enter kitchen serve your husband food.