₦airaland Forum

If my chic cheats on our wedding eve,

First i'm a whip out my 12 guage shoty and show em both what tupac meant when he says it blows.

then i'll whack my self in d head for the gross failure on my part not to have excised all of my girls' demons prior 2 d wedding.

diggler:
Everything from d Physical, emotional to d mundane stuff has to be,  perfect

Uche2nna:
huh??

Dont get it twisted dawg
I was vocalizing aiite

Plus Mukina, Seun, iice and d mafia upstairs dey seriously hamper my posting

@ Alert

Sorry luv,
Keep waiting, maybe i could get u some coffee & Keep u company whilst we wait

@ Kindikeh
I've not written it, & will only give it consideration when evidence appears that its workable.
Besides i'm aiite wiv my present hustle (at least person dey chop 1+1+1, rent small face me i face u & visit galleria wit d chic once in 5 months )

Also latest intel i've got suggests some of their so called client companies actually take ppl witout d GSE. (HR backhand runs) afterall na naija we dey

@edumen2003
We dey ur back

Big, thin, voluptuous, bootylicious, omosexyish, agbanified

it don't matter

Its about d connection

Everything from d Physical, emotional to d mundane stuff has to be, perfect

True Love  

hah, tell dat to d birds baby

Tho i can confirm i've missed a couple of great 'lays'

B4 i get eaten up alive by d feminists & their kind lemme explain

As a Flesh & blood guyman, it starts wit d physical for me aiite

So, i first survey d 'lay potential' , then we take it from there.

After all Ludacris said "those who say d sex is overrated aint just doing it right".

like i've said on an earlier post 2day, its all about sex baby

1. why dem create Eve?
2. how we gonna multiply & subdue? by cloning? i think not.
Finaly Dem 'tools' were provide for a reason

i aint a sex maniac or nothin like dat, but i do appreciate its importance to humanity which is why i'm cool promoting it.

peace y'all

Its all about Basic Human Psychology (my warped version that is)

We love everything that sport represents especially that uncanny connection to sweat/bodily fluids & of course 'Sex'.
Sex sells baby (i can give u a sexual connotation for every hot selling product in d world)
thats why d olympics is a minting machine anytime anywhere (until Nigeria host am sha we go den confirm)


@Queenisha
Women don't have bulges alrite
But theres d little issue of Mr 'Cameltoe' .

So my people, Feast your eyes on d beauty of What the Almighty has created & be thankful u escape being an Ape or worse


I've got my eyes on d volleyball baby (beach & court because i don't discriminate, them chicas is hot)
m

Nigeria vs CIV, too close to call
But from a patriotic stand point we'll scale it.

Forget all d talk about brazil, they've had it creamy and easy so far.
Y'all should be scared of Argentina or Italy even cameroun plus they oranje r still hangin in there (now, these guys like us have been playing top notch opposition since tourney started)

Our performance hasnt been superlative but it's not totally wack.
Instead i feel our opposition wuz tough.

Siasia is a great team driver & also his tactical abilities r competent enuf
Plus his team can at least keep to d basics

so my final analysis is, he'll read d game properly and with providence we'll drown d friggin elephants KALOU & all.

UP SIASIA

ps. Anichebe needs 2 start so he can throw his 6'4'' 200 pound frame around their 18 yard box.
u know dem suckas like to keep stuff physical.

bookthrowing at yahoo dot scientific

, mugus being prepped for initial milking



Shine your eyes

And so the GSE back & forth 'drags on'. 

Honestly, i feel Dragnet is playing both sides here.
Cos i'm sure they get paid by these coys when, candidates they recommend get recruited.

I feel they should either charge a super nominal fee like say N1000 or less (because i'm sure some people need 2 travel 2 take d friggin tests),
Make d tests very challenging (so they have high standards)
And encourage all and Sundry to write em so they have a multitude of prospects to present to their clients (recruitng coys)

If not, then there should be some kind of guarantee for d N5000/N7500

basically all i'm saying is d business model tho very profitable in its present form, is not Socially responsible,
In d long run when environmental factors weigh in, They'll be forced to adopt something similar to my proposal, cash out or face d revolution of d masses.

Peace 

http://www.unionbankng.com/graduate.htm

Have your GSE Scores handy because they need it

best of luck   

Unfortunately or fortunately for me, I use a glo line which cant take part in d show.

Also i'm familiar with such game shows and understand them to be about luck and stuff.

my grouse is dat the organizers r  not doing enuf to make participants feel good about themselves
PPl lose millions in las vegas yet every year more ppl want to go there cos when u lose, they make u wanna play more.

case in point is when they throw up a challenge like yesterday when a combination of 9 letters were shown clearly forming d word UNIVERSAL.
ppl were encouraged d form a word using 'all nine' letters.
After 3 callers had given d answer, 2 off which were cut off under d guise of network wahala, the presenter now came out to say dat the Word needed is just a three letter word.
that to me is not a level playing field

Besides i've seen d SA version & it seems fair to me and d challenges r such 'challenges' not some stupid riddle

Also in SA d terms & conditions r clearly stated by d presenter like every 5 minutes

Wonder what yarns he dropped for d chic to agree

he must have created a special dictionary just for her

Because of this chic, supreme court should overrule yar'adua and install her hmm sorry him as president and 'second spouse'

Please can someone tell me why EFCC is not after the producers of quiz line and its
sister programs on NTA.

Everyday those people come out there and ride on Nigerians with their 35855 scam

For example  in a recent broadcast, all d callers who got through where cut off on d guise of network wahala & all that.
that is N100 down d drain (multiply by a ball park figure of 100 000 callers and picture these con-artists laffing  to d bank)

the networks r also collabrators in this grand fleecing scheme.

This is broad daylight robbery of the first degree.

However in retrospect a dark side of me wishes i thot it up first, lol

Y'all better chill out

Last time i checked we were in d friggin third world so attaching such importance to the little we have means something.

I mean, last year i took my lil cousins (on hols ) out there and the looks on their faces wuz worth more than a million bucks to me.

On d flip side some Kids in d Naija delta, extreme North and even some parts of lagos have no hope, yes u heard right no hope of ever going there.

Maybe by d time we get to 2020 and Nigerians r white folk rich then we might start taking such for granted.

What do i care with the name changes

As someone invested in Outdoor Advertising support services, i cant complain.

My Agency will soon call me up for some new billboards to be put up.


I'm LAAFFING ALL D WAY 2 d BANK JOOOO.

Hope they change the name in a few months

Infact i've got a list of names for the next 30 years so keep d money flowing brothers

@sayhi2ay

Tanx 4 d info bro, will check em out

i was under d mpression dat these positions, do not neccesarily require academic input.
Cos some dude that first mentioned it says 'some' TA's do mostly secretarial stuff (carry d professors bag, etc, lol)
And i still feel my industry experience shuld at least measure me up d Punjabs

Anyways sha, we'll keep xploring all options

Once again tanx

sayhi2ay:
you can however, be allowed to work for a maximum of 20 hours/week on-campus, which you'll get paid the minimum wage or higher say $8/hour,

getting a job on campus is not so easy, they consider americans first, then they consider undergraduate students(because they want long-term commitment even if it's on-campus job, they don't want to do an interview for same position every year), and for IT positions, they also consider the indians,

so it can get pretty difficult to actually even get a job on campus

@Sayhi2ay
Seems like blackpro has dumped d thread,


Also do d factors u pointed out above apply when they r considering for TA & GA positons.
Cos they r jobs strictly for grad students and i feel if u've got enough industry experience it should count for som'n

holla

Ps.
Damn d friggin indians, snapping up d IT jobs erywhere

Enough Crude Oil to your elbows, my ppl
this is probably d most insightful thread (nairalandwide) i've seen since i started on d forum.

My question is, one of d schools i'm considering UC Irvine requires intl prospects to take d
TSE (test of Spoken English) if they want to be considered for TA or GA spots

Personally i believe d assistantship concept is a one of d beauties of d US system & i intend 2 take full advantage.

Want 2 find out ur views on this & also what i need to do for d edge

ps.

@Blackpro

Where u @?
please send me the merch (bropzy@gmail.com)

pps.

@ Sayhi2ay
I'm a holla at u soonest

Pls u can also reply thru my mail addy cos i access that more often.

ono:
I suggest a crack unit of the Police force be drafted to the Delta to fish out hoodlums from elsewhere who are doing all they can to rubbish the real struggles of our people.

LMFAO

Crack ke, Sure, All doped up on Crack you mean.

I aint from d Niger delta but, The blood of d ppl of Odi is still cryin

@ Desgiezd, @Caruso

Without option A4, our levels of political corruption, will remain @ 250%

Even Rule of law has limits

As u all should know.

Besides i wouldnt say it would be good 4 d polity as it were if mark was booted out.

Cos in my opinion he seems to be handling d senate quite well (based on some warped standards sha)

I'm a victim of such with my millions down the drain


Any House member with experiences on the subject matter
Please share

glorydanz:
when people is seriously looking for that.

I just hope that you "iS" tryin go hip hop on that one cos at that rate meeeeeeeeeeeen, lol

@mekuto
Has some serious points for u to chew on sha

But in my opinion, unless u have ethical issues in working with a tobacco company
I'd advise u to go for BAT. Its a world Class organization & therefore myte provide u wit opportunities for career development on an international level.

Anyways best o wishes as u make ur choice

peace

@ Shedrack O, How far now?

wtf is wrong wit you *&$@#s

cant you see dat the bloody thread is 2 yrs old

For an application process that ended barely 2 wks ago and with the usual astronomical number of applicants,
there is no way in hell, heaven or earth for dat matter dat guiness can start scheduling tests any time this week.

Please spare us

peace

Welcome to the waiting Area baybay

Very warm and cosy on dis side

Wish i were as innocent as you are

My Guy, Just calm down and try to forget about guiness (4 now)

When u least expect it they'll call you and u'll take it from there.

The Wheels of recruitment are very slow (2cm/hr)