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What

Damn!

In this recession??

In this Buhari era


This is the definition of 'gbese nla'...

Make I no just talk...



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Signing off to the labour Market of prostitutes..

smh!..


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Hello guys,

I have a business name registered in 2009 and I'm looking at opening a corporate account for it and advertising my business both online and offline which should cover the southwest states with high expectancies for bank deposits for the products that will be sold. My question is: Which bank is best suited for business considering opening the corporate business account and what are the requirements needed for opening such account in such bank?

Thanks..

Tales by moonlight to be screen-played and titled in a Super-story billed to be out...

It's not your fault and believe me if she did that to her supposed husband then she can do it to you... I mean cheat on you.

I presume you are from Southwest and she also is from southwest... but did you say she cannot conceive which has become the bane of contention with her hubby>?

You better run as fast as your legs can carry you because the man himself will come for your head!



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The boy be like "Chai, na so the thing dey sweet reach?" Mehn!!!


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From what you asked and opined I believe you've answered the question yourself. I sense maybe its you or a friend of yours is what you painted in the picture. Like you said the sin of fornication is frowned at and carries untold and unexplainable grievous consequences in one's life and goes on to affect one's generation. Think about it. Fornication steals your respect, health, money and focus. A life deviod of all these dirty lifestyle involving non-commital sex indulges between two unmarried persons leads to some spiritual and physical backwardness.

A renewing of the mind and abstinence from it while considering getting married is the best panacea to setting one's life back on track.



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I won't blame the guy one bit! Most of us here have been bashing the guy in the story but have we thought about it one bit if we were in his shoes. Oh come on guys, the lady is his boss and she has all the powers to lay him off using any flimsy excuse... after all na she employ the guy nao.. If I were in his shoes when that sex thingy was about to get nasty I would have subtly and stylishly painted a good lie by telling her that I'm a one-minute man and my beliefs as a christian forbids me to have sex with another man's wife. I believe that talk will knock her off and wake her up to reality but in the long run she may recoil back to her shell and shield the guy from enjoying more benefits that he has been enjoying. Trust me, bottom-power can be very dangerous when you try t play smart...




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From Breastfeeding then it may metamorphose to something sensual...or sexual (whichever way you wanna put it)

This western culture and how rass they take things ehn God will just be shaking his head up there...

I bet God will be like "JUST NEGODU ANUPAM NKE"



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Recession Proof!

"I will strongly advice that you retain your best man..."

Hmmm... Is that even a good advice in the aftermath of what happened? I shake my head in disbelief!



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2SWT:
Where is d cute guy?



Plus don't tell me it's that one standing close to basket mouth

What are your eyes wearing? Sunshade I guess... are both of them standing or sitting?

See question...



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Lobatan! All these figures for just one child to attend such school. Abeg shey na Gold dem take build the schools abi na Oxford and Cambridge teachers dey teach for that school ni? All those figures up there kinda scary to some people's pockets even in this recession?

Oluwa pick up the call biko! Na beg I dey beg o!...



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Abegi!... All these framed strories just to justify their "CHANGESTARTWITHME" campaign... if na naija the guy see the money shey him go hand over the bag? na because na Mecca and there are security checks everywhere. You can't just elope with such huge sums like that that aint yours...

Smh



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When has prostitution turned to a thing of pride or should I say when has unclothedness turned to a thing to boast about?

This is one BIG reason why guys (even the married ones) will always want to cheat on their partners.

God help us men..



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Thought some baes will die for a guy who's got 6packs with muscular physique.. Now there's one in the offing and she says "he looks scary" depending on other ladies opinions whether she could date him or not....

My advice: ..... No advice...



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The Bashers and NCA Members are either trooping in or already on their way..

Make I book space before them show..














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Damn! That's a hot body but come to think of it, isn't it another way the devil is trying to brainwash some 'supposedly christians" making them believe that fashion aint a problem while ministering the gospel. I guess she must have forgetten where it is written in the book of life that "Let your moderation be known unto all men"...

Even her make-up and looks are enough to make a brother go astray but not me!..hehehe

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Hmmm... she is not psychologically ready for it because she feels she might be taken advantage of if the deed is finally done. Best bet: propose to her and get her engaged then she will feel safe and secure believing she really belongs to you. I guess by now you should be planning your wedding date



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Just do what they say. I have a female friend who have already done her intro and engagement and about to get married to the guy only for the guy to start reacting rather hysterically, a near-death experience. The 'couples' went everywhere for solution but couldnt find any. The family had to tell them to go their separate ways. Now the guy is fine, no one knows what went wrong. So it is better to heed your family's (parents) advice.


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I shake my opaski for you @afrocandy,,...

The children will be so ashamed to even come out publicly claiming they are her children. A bad example of a mother gone worst!

Her Life Her Deeds Her Shame!



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Nna mehn! YAW!

That guy is stinkingly RICH for his age.. which interprets that going to school aint all there is... Talent fetches you more blings that tying that rope round your neck every week of the day... And he only plays for less than 30minutes o!..

Chai!... 85k every week? And in pounds sterlings? ojigijigijigi... (in papa ajasco's words)


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Lawd have mercy!! Damn!

those chicks are damn hotter than fire!

I wish...



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[quote author=bionicman post=49179200]I have been on this forum nairaland and twitter to place job openings, for several clients and even my company. And i must confess this forum had been helpful, many people apply and some are recruited. Seun is doing a good job, this is about the only surviving forum in Nigeria , i remember when we had a few some years back.

What brings me here? I have recruited some men and ladies here and they have been very hardworking. Lately we recruited markerters for a magazine company and they go out to get customers to buy ad space.

Lately the ladies have been complaining that men ask them to meet them in the hotel to conclude , am asking what do you need to conclude in the hotel room? This men want to have sex with them before they buy advert space in the magazine that does not belong to them.

I have no problem with men wooing a lady, but do not compel her to sleep with you before you buy her product, she is a marketer, and needs to show results to the company.

If a girl is willing to do that she is on her own, i have gone out to pick some of my team members late in the night cos they got held up by a client(MALE) who wanted to take advantage of this very young ladies(22 - 27 years) .

I even have cases of lesbian prospective ad space buyers disturing my female team members. Am just venting, let me get back to my work for the day, i had vented earlier on twitter because i also get some people recruited via twitter.

@naijabloke

bionicman:
I have been on this forum nairaland and twitter to place job openings, for several clients and even my company. And i must confess this forum had been helpful, many people apply and some are recruited. Seun is doing a good job, this is about the only surviving forum in Nigeria , i remember when we had a few some years back.

What brings me here? I have recruited some men and ladies here and they have been very hardworking. Lately we recruited markerters for a magazine company and they go out to get customers to buy ad space.

Lately the ladies have been complaining that men ask them to meet them in the hotel to conclude , am asking what do you need to conclude in the hotel room? This men want to have sex with them before they buy advert space in the magazine that does not belong to them.

I have no problem with men wooing a lady, but do not compel her to sleep with you before you buy her product, she is a marketer, and needs to show results to the company.

If a girl is willing to do that she is on her own, i have gone out to pick some of my team members late in the night cos they got held up by a client(MALE) who wanted to take advantage of this very young ladies(22 - 27 years) .

I even have cases of lesbian prospective ad space buyers disturing my female team members. Am just venting, let me get back to my work for the day, i had vented earlier on twitter because i also get some people recruited via twitter.

@naijabloke

Bros, you never see anything! All those sharp guys wan play Ceasar as it now a norm for some high-net-worth guys to demand sex for business. Even the ones who work in Big financial institutions will tell you how far and what they have been encountering in order to stay put to their jobs but I aint seconding the art of exchanging pleasure for business (but I hear say one country don sigh am into law).


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Was there no 'prophet' to claim responsibility? if na naija this one happen some church go just zoom go there go use as prayer avenue... and for quick-rich tinz...

I no call names o!..


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Chai! This one na Big falling of hand o!

na so one yeye agbero guy wan remove my smasung GT6737 for my pocket even with the earpiece connected to it. I just look the guy with one kain eye the guy just waka pass ni... Dem plenty for Oshodi under Brigde... Make una shine una eyes well well ni o!



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freecocoa:
I want to say you are very stupid so bad but I can't, that would be rude huh?

I gotta ask though, what exactly should he thank god for? That he was robbed? Makes no damn sense.

Oh come on bae... What about thanking God for his life? What about thanking God that he wasn't shot>? Are you an atheist that doesn't believe in God? #JustCurious



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Robbery stunts? yea, could be... These yeyebrities dem can go as far as doing anything to get publicity. Maybe na one of their own come rob Bright..
Anywayz sha.. no forget to go church for thanksgiving and pay your tithe



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nikkypearl:
The guy on the left is high on agbalumo

Sum guys and breess

Lord have mercy




I love her breess tho

Lesbo spotted

Thanks guys,...any other suggestions for more season movies?

That is what is called "Youthful Exuberance"... That is what is on display in our very eyes. Innocent girls and boys trying out what they felt was somethings they will live to reminisce on for the rest of their lives and this is where going astray in life begin... Blame the western world for it. They display all of these in the media for the younger generations to feed their eyes on.... I feel for their parents...



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It is natural to be jealous of another person's success, even GOD is a jealous God too. So if a guy or lady has found another person to love and start a relationship with their exes just have to accept the fact that they've lost out and should just move on especially when dem exes haven't landed their own soulmates. Too bad though...

THey should just get a life!!!!



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