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Roman736:
Easy question my friend...Ask him to eat 12 Whoppers a day. That should do the trick ~

whoppers? What in the world is "Whoppers?"... Bros speak English abeg




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Donpizzle:
....these days I dey evn threaten them for phone. I wil be like " if you know you are a GNLD participant just tell me now otherwise I wil get you arrested on confirmation ". kon see confession nah..............

Bad nigga! You for go join EFCC...



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freecocoa:
Oh come sugar...

Where was god when the robbers where 'stratergising'? Where was he when they got to BM's home? Where was he when the robbery was on going? Where was he when they were done and left? Or better yet, why didn't he(god) prevent the robbery? Why exactly does he need any thanks for sitting his ass wherever he is and doing absolutely nothing?

#Wecurioustogetherlikethat.

My 1 shilling.

My dear, you really are vexing. You wanna tell me why the Big Guy upstairs ain't fancied your passmark?


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So to study Law for 7 -8 years means you get geared up and trained on how to do 'backd00r justice". From all of these please correct me if I'm wrong almost all the lawyers and judges in Nigeria have this corrupt tendencies. And almost ALL OF THEM ARE FVCKING RICH!

God help us...




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Both ladies are successful in their careers, both have crossed the 30+ age, both have similar physique and are commandos in their chosen field. Now one is married and the other is not (still searching though), one is internationally recognized and get called up for interviews and events across the globe while the other rarely get such invites and barely known by the shakers of this world.

Now my question is this: Judging from their respective successes in amassing wealth and being knowledgeable who will you pick as your role model of all time even as a feminist? (Guys can chip in too)




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The lady has gone bananas. Wait make Mrs. RMD catch you I swear YabaLeft go reject your condition. Yeyerity and conconbility of a nonesense... Mtscheew



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mrvitalis:
this pastors are funny see the type of chair they seet with there wifes.. . Even Buhari never get this kind of sit

Have they ever gone through Matthew 23??

Bros, try and type in good concise, clear and understandable sentence...

which one is "seet", "wifes", "sit"...




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Was the Nigeria Coach inviting a girl to the national team? That person looks like a lady to me... Omo! Money good o!




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I think and believe the world will end by religious war... the signs are there for all to see



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Is he the real Benny Hinn or the Son of the real Benny Hinn?




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Aba is gradually becoming the Dubai of West Africa. If only those in authorities can see the vision they should start developing the eastern region in order to create more wealth from tourism, culture and business. These will surely bring in more money as a for of IGR for the government and boost the GDP of the country. #IStandWithAbaMade




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Some "celebs" needs to grow up e.g Kaffy

Davido has grown and aint gat time for bullshittn'...



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Yemi Weds Flavour? hmmm... Oil and Milk don't mix together.. Different personality with high flying careers and interest, none will wanna compromise for the other. So it can't happen... Mbanu!




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A huge misrepresentation with what she did earlier and knowing fully well that her rants will automatically make her lose some potential clients if such expectations doesn't go her way. She has forgotten that she's been building a brand right from scratch but unknowing using her own hands to bring it to nought. Davido is a brand and he has the right to either call for you guys or ask you to stay ou!, after all she got paid. But coming out in the open to openly bash one of her clients is a dent on her image and growing personality as a dancer. And you know Davido too has got a large and growing audience who listen and enjoy most of his music and most of his fans are Kaffy's Client, so do the math. Though the open apology is coming rather late for me she has to do a one-on-one apology to Davido and settle scores with him else with Davido's popularity and fame she might start losing out on securing deals to her dance group... and even Davido nor try at all, himself for consider say the bae too dey hustle for her own right as an established dancer... #EnoughSaid



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Something tells me that someone up there in that powerhouse could be the mastermind behind the alleged "kidnapping" of those Chibok girls. With the way they are going about the negotiation and release of these girls without full disclosure to the media one will begin to think if all these brouhaha about the Chibok girls' abduction saga was real or was meant for the capture of power at the top. Right from day one I have never believed in all that abduction s.hits and for sure the minds of those girls has been brainwashed after a long time in the hands of their "abductors". God will punish those who used other peoples' children for political vengeance...




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ATK4Joy:
Is not all about the salary is about God's blessing! Why can't I if I knw he's an hardworking guy that is still aiming for the best! With prayers he will get there and marriage changes things! My 2cent

Na babe like you dey scarce to marry not all these "if he aint a banker or doctor or lawyer I aint getting married" kinda ladies... God blessings follow you jare...



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goldiam:
Why are Nigerian bloggers like this, why giving attention to something not worthy of it. How many northerns in that post criticised her and how many applauded her. cmon it's high time this bloggers are put in check. They have done more harm in trying to dent Islam than any other thing I have ever come across.I don't need to be a Muslim to know that at times the media is not being fair when it comes to report about that religion.

Wetin this one dey talk sef? Can't you read between the lines of those post?



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Chai! @Tremor007... dem go bash you today. You never know anything. So you been dey support wetin those depraved, evil-trotting knuckle-heads do that woman abi? Tread softly with your words on nairaland or else... Secret service plenty for here o!



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Are they training people's children to become shoe shiners?.... Your guess is as good as mine...


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With all that regalia and swag? I wonder how much that clothing on her cost... h,mmmmm



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And who took the pictures? Is she married or was with her man? Maybe she wanted to send it to her lover and mistakenly sent it to her group. Now she's busted, how will she explain to her superior?

Old mama forming young girl... Smh!



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stuffs4me:
Nice pics... The girl dey bleach though.

She didn't bleach; look at the pic very well you will see that she grew out of her old chocolatey color into a more beautiful chocolatey color




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That last shower outburst got me crackin'...

Lol

Gennyike:
Experts doesn't know how to handle their own issues but they can pretty much tell you how to handle yours effectively. that is their pathetic secret .

It wasn't the same story as a teenager, as i use to imagine the kind of wonderful man and family I would love to have some day but the whole thing changed without me even me knowing how it started.

Mum and Dad are good as each respects each other opinion but i don't know why I always have reasons to run when i see things getting serious. At times,i don't want to be in a relationship as i function best without relationship attachments; once in relationship it drags me down.

I have this feeling and scared of getting married one day and i may not be able to achieve my dreams as i will be tied down to who hubby wants to be or family stuffs. I'm scared of loosing my Independence and of the unknown. mum won't stop reminding me i'm 26 as i waste no time going radical and telling her we are up to 4 girls,that i'm not to old and want to be happy when i marry and not just because the man is qualified. I will always look for a way to scare the man or kill the relationship once its obvious he really meant it.

I've never been into relationships much as i feel it drags me back . I still have my dreams to achieve, that i cant imagine giving up on them. My life as a sacrifice and what to live it doing that.

I don't know if this fear will ever go away,if i will ever welcome the idea with my whole heart or is it that i'm too ambitious,yet to see someone i can settle for?

pretty scared of marriage and its unknown.
I'm not sure my type of bride wouldn't run away from the church on my wedding day.

I guess we are in the same shoe but of recent I'm beginning to get waned by the need to come a companion beside me even when Im alone in my room. I enjoy my independence so much and I don't have to answer to some lady who will checking up on me when and where I am but of a truth I am getting older and really looking forward to settling down now. Even if I start dating the lady I guess she should have her freedom to herself and talk/chat with me whenever she likes. Getting married can be some complicated but I'm bracing myself up to it ONLY that I need someone who's level-headed and career-focused. Still hoping to find her though

Amusaopeyemi:
Too much Linda Ikeji ni. Her topics her always like that.
'Kim and her Breasts arrive Miami'
'beyonce and her hot legs arrive New York'
'Amber and her bald head twerks in public'

TrapQueen77:
Aaaaawww.... They really looks so adoooorable




BEST WISHES

Na to dey adore others own you sabi... Nne, biko when is your bell ringin'?



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'eku chasing'....
this one got me ROTFLOL...

In the last days....

Oh Lord, Catapult me outta this world when the rapture comes so I don't get hoodwinked in all these madness happening in this time and in the next generation coming.

Baba God na beg I dey beg o! Bikonu



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He's sure the people's mandate for the Presidency ticket. I ain't seen Akinwunmi Ambode nor Bola Tinubu nor Babatunde Fashola doing such to the people they meet on the street. All they do is to (coughs) peoples' money and amass wealth for themselves.

I just love this guy... Big ups Brother...



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