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I NO EVEN WAN C TAYE TAIWO. THAT GUY ISNT GOOD ENUFF FOR SUPER SUPER EAGLES.
I HEAR AYILA ISNT IN THE TEAM. THAT GUY DEY PLAY WELL SOMETIMES

Funny but Candid

nikke:
my guy is coming on sunday to see my parents,what a wonderful thing the lord has done for me.please make una follow me thank GOD.

BY GOD'S GRACE,EVERYTHING GO SET FOR YOU. ANYONE WHO MAY WANT TO POUR SAND IN YOUR GARI "WILL BE BANNED" PERMANENTLY FROM THE FORUM CALLED THE EARTH

WORD SYNONYM
Woman Insatiable creature.

Lolz,just kidding

WORD[/size] SYNONYM
Woman[size=8pt] Insatiable creature.

Lolz,just kidding

What is ABCDEFG?
A BOY CAN DO EVERYTHING FOR GIRL!!!!!!!
But what is GFEDCBA?
The opposite ->
GIRL FORGETS EVERYTHING DONE and CATCHES new BOYS AGAIN, lol.

Abi i lie?

I WANT YOU PPS TO PREDICT THE SCORE AFTER FULL TIME WHEN NIGERIAN AND COTE D'IVOIRE CLASH IN THEN NATIONS CUP. AS FOR ME,EVEN THOUGH I BE CORRECT NAIJA BOY AND LOVE TO SEE THE SUPER EAGLES EXCEL,I DONT THINK WE CAN BEAT THE IVORIAN NATIONAL TEAM.
THE TRUTH IS THAT THEY HAVE A STRONGER TEAM THAN OURS.
If you start to name names,you'll find a very complete ivorian team,and much well co-ordinated compared to our own nigerian team.
I don't see us winning,at best we will get a draw.

BUT IF WE DO WIN,I GO HAPPY WELL-WELL



My prediction:


COTE D'IVOIRE :2
NIGERIA: 1

@yemivictor

You wrote this: Everyone now wants to write like me.

Who d Bleep is tryin to write like you. Take that thing back,it sounds annoying to me.

You succeeded in gettin me pissed off,homey

I wanna know how well people know an upcoming artisted who goes by the name T-IZZE. He has at least two of his song from his album KONKORSHION getting massive radio play. One of the songs in ESO 'BADAN and the other is KONKORSHION.

I LOVE THAT NEW SONG BY 9ICE. BUT I MUST SAY THIS,HIS ALBUM 9CERTIFICATE WAS ONE OF THE WORST ALBUMS OF LAST YEAR) I BOUGHT IT AND ONLY 2 SONGS MADE SENSE .
BUT I WISH HIM BETTER LUCK WITH HIS NEXT ALBUM. THIS GONGWO SO SONG IS 5 OUT OF 5. SO COOL

Gunners 4 laif. Do you know this ppl r hating simply becos he sang about being a Gunner? If he sang of chelsea,they'll say the song is a smash-hit.
[s]Call durella on 08032067607,lol. Just joking[/s]. Thats my number.But I fine pass durella,na d shades dey decieve these gurls. If I wear shades,I go model for Abercrombie or Gucci. 6 ft 5 fine boy,na me b dat

ABEG NO MIND HER JARE. HOW MANY OF THE SO-CALLED AMERIKKK SPEAK GOOD ENGLISH?. You may not believe this but many USA citizens speak worse english. But for some reasons,I would have showd u a mail I got from a US based friend(a US citizen of over 34 years). They dont speak QUEEN'S ENGLISH-thats supposed to be the standard english. So please dont say nairalanders speak bad english. What matters the most is you being able to undestand the message I am tryin to pass across.

But,to those of you who give this member the avenue to talk like this about us-nigerians,make una sef dey try speak better grammar. Listening to good orators would help improve your grammar

Yo mommaz so stupid,she got hit by a packed taxi

Do you know that Pomo has 0 9zero) nutritional value? It means by eating pomo you are just overworkin your digestive system. I used to eat it until a nutritionist told me it is not doing me anygood. If you can,pls order for another type of meat and not pomo.
Its just skin,and has no proteins or anything good for you

People deey chop nonsense o. [s]No be their fault sha,correct meat don too cost[/s].

Men,EWA AGONYIN is the bomb. The woman down street stopped selling it 2 years ago and since then I have been aching to have a taste of ewa agoyin. I will try the recipe as stated in the link. It sounds simple enough. By God's grace it'll work.
EWA AGONYIN AND WHITE YAM. one of my best.

My mouth don dey water sef.

naijababe2:
WHICH FLAVOUR OF VIJU MILK DO YOU LIKE?
CHOCOLATE AND APPLE FLAVOURS ARE MY BEST, YOURS?

GIRLFRIEND,GO TASTE HOLLANDIA AND YOU WILL NOT BUY VIJU AGAIN. TAKE HOLLANDIA STRAWBERRY (ENSURE ITS CHILLED). I AM SURE YOU WILL COME THANKING ME

Its a very good post. But some authorities wont accept you scanning the naira note.

jkpretty:
Have u heard of a patient dog eats no bone at all? That was your case.

Rubbish!, she was so close to u, yet u could not start up a conversation, u were putting into consideration another guy u don't know from Adam.

Now put this in mind, next time u meet a girl like that. Start a conversation on anything that catches your eye that she's with.

Remove your wrist watch, put it in your pocket & ask her for the time "excuse me lady, what's the time" if she tells u the time, tell her "by the way i like your wrist watch, what's the make?" If u have enough guts u could lift her hands like you're trying to see, i'm sure other conversation will come up, before u can get a number. make the scenerio look like it just happened, not like u had her in mind. From there ask her the name of her hairdo, that u want to know where she made it. You cld say u want your sister/mum to make that kind of hairdo. i'm sure from there u can ask her where she's going to & other bla bla bla , till fades

I think i've helped u enough. Don't say too many complementaries, it sucks.

But if u meet a hot headed girl. Even tho she enjoys the conversation, is still going to be "sorry i can't give u my number"

Thanks jkpretty. You make sense a lot. I go try dey chop more liver.
It wasnt until I left the bus that day that I asked myself: What if I talked to her? At worst she will not give me her fone number. She cant swallow me. And I would have ended up being happy and justified that at least I made a move.

Welldone to all nairalanders,u guys made make my day.

INSTEAD MAKE UNA REPLY MY THREAD,UNA DEY HAIL ONE OTHER GUY.
BIGUPS TO THOSE OF YOU'ALL WHO GAVE ME ADVICE. I GO TRY ACT FASTER NEXT TIME.

@sylvao2000 I AM EXCITED THAT U ARE THE ONLY ONE WHO SEES ME AS AN "IDIOT". YOU ARE NOT A NORMAL PERSON. ABNORMAL PEOPLE SEE THINGS THE OTHER WAY.

I am a UNAAB undergrad in my 3rd year,computer scientist in the making. We are currently on holidays and school doesn resume until March 24 or so. I am in Abeokuta right now and I need a job which i can do for 2 months. I just dont want to go the way my friends have-they say 2 months is enough time to make money with "yahoo-yahoo".
Pls help me with doing something worthwhile during this 2 months.

pls sign out and go to proffesional course,if u dont do this in good time. you may not progress o. jobs are scarce and except u get long leg no correct job go dey 4 u.

Everybody is laffin like this is a joke. But I dont think its a joke. This slvao guy who started this topic is just a BIG-TIME FOOL. Girls are the best smelling creatures around. How dare u say "MOST" of them stink? Take that crap back,looser.

I wish this guy isnt allowed to post on here,he has a disease that may be contagious,pls eliminate him

IF i ever see her again,I wont het her go. She must at least here me out. By then there'll be a story to tell her .
But I dont think I'll ever see her again. Probability is about 0.0000001. .
I should've acted when I had the role.
Thanx,chychy for picking my call

THIS IS FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO THINK AC MILAN IS SO INVISIBLE THAT THEY WOULD WALK OVER ARSENAL. SUCH PPL ARE IN FOR ANOTHER SUPRISE LIKE THE GUNNERS SUPRISED JUVE AND REAL MADRID FANS (i'll keep mentioning that because nobody thought we will beat juve let alone madrid)
PLS DONT GIVE ME THAT 'KAKA,PATO AND RONALDO DIDNT PLAY' CRAP.

Catania Eliminate Milan

http://goal.com/en/articolo.aspx?contenutoid=549853

ARSENAL IS MUCH STRONGER THAN CATANIA OR ANY OF THE OTHER 2 ITALIAN TEAMS THAT HAVE BEATEN AC IN THE ITALIAN LEAGUE.

GUNNER TILL GOD BLOWS THE FINAL WHISTLE ON ME.

F-U if u r one of the gunner-haters. You or ur team aint got sh** on us.

U B VERY BIG FOOL. WHICH JAZZ WE USE FOR JUVE AND REAL MADRID. YOU DEY VEX ME SEF,E B LIKE SAY MAKE A GIVE YOU CORRECT KNOCK FOR HEAD. WE BEAT JUVENTUS AND REAL MADRID BECAUSE WE WERE BETTER THAN THEM.
IN THE SAME WAY,WE WILL BEAT AC IN 180 MINUTES. I HAVE NO DOUBT

ARSENAL'S STYLE OF PLAY CAN UNLOCK THE GATES OF HEAVEN,NOT TO TALK OF ANY DEFENSE ON EARTH.


GUNNER TILL I RETIRE

NA ALL THESE NAIJA NETWORKS DEY CRAZE (EXCEPT SWIFT). MULTILINX WHR EVERYBIDY DEY HAIL SEF DON MESS ME UP.
I was in lagos for the christmas/new year break and I had my laptop witme. While in lagos (ojodu),multilinx nearly frustrated me to death,I was carrying my lapy all over the house looking for network. I decided to return to egba whr i sch ,maybe there would b a change. And there was. In egba,multilinks no dey go,e dey run.
So i think congestion is d probelm,the networks should expand.MULTILINX IS GREAT HERE IN ABEOKUTA

Many "drogbafans" wouldn't welcome this question,but I think if you are not a newbie in football, (Like one of those guys who only started watching football when they heard that one money-miss-road russiAn had bought a club called Chelsea and was trying to sign everybody in the world all-star team) If you have been a REAL follower of football without bias for a party,then you should think better.

Tell me who is better btw the two and why.

As for me Anelka is much more clinical than Drogba.

Another reason is that Anelka doesnt restrict his movement to the front alone.

To me Anelka is better than Drogba. (I have anough bulletproof to take your shots)
MEANWHILE EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW THAT IN TERMS OF TRANSFER FEES,ANELKA HAS COST MORE THAN ANY OTHER PLAYER IN THE WORLD WITH ABOUT 87M POUNDS SINCE THE BEGINNING OF HIS CAREER

HE ALSO ONE THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE WITH REAL MADRID,DROGBA AND CHLSEA WILL NEVER WIN THAT ONE





I WAS ONCE A GUNNER,I AM NOW A GUNNER,I WILL ALWAYS BE A GUNNER.
I'M PROUD TO BE

NO OFFENCE INTENDED,BUT SOME PEOPLE JUST COME UP HERE AND SAY RUBBISH.
WHY WOULD YOU SAY AC-MILAN WILL SURELY BEAT ARSENAL? HAVE THEY NOT LOST MATCHES IN THE ITALIAN SERIE A? OR IS ARSENAL NOT MUCH BETTER THAN SOME TEAMS THAT BEAT THEM IN SERIE A?
MOREOVER IF,LILLE BEAT MANYOO,AND BENFICA BEAT MANYOO, AND ARSENAL SAW REAL MADRID AND JUVE OUT THEN I AM SURE IF MY BOYS 9GUNNERS) ARE IN GOOD SHAPE (THATS MY PRAYER),WE WILL CHASE AC MILAN OUT. WE WILL DRAW GOALLESS IN ITALY AND BEAT THEM IN ENGLAND.


GUNNERZ JO O.