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FamilyRe: It Took Some Time For Our Wives To Idenify Us 90-Year-Old Identical Twins (Pics) by Discombulator: 6:57pm On Feb 09, 2020
Yustash001:
This thing is too long abeg....
Laziness and Impatience is a big problem,especially among the youths of this country.
FamilyRe: It Took Some Time For Our Wives To Idenify Us 90-Year-Old Identical Twins (Pics) by Discombulator: 6:52pm On Feb 09, 2020
''the lesson was taught. He became angry and gave me six strokes of the came on my left palm. I started crying. He warned me to stop, but I did not.
He then gave me another six strokes of the cane on my right hand. I still did not stop crying. He was furious at my stubbornness. The he gave me another six strokes of the cane on my buttocks. I still refused to stop crying and he started beating me all over my body.''

Baba na thug
FamilyRe: It Took Some Time For Our Wives To Idenify Us 90-Year-Old Identical Twins (Pics) by Discombulator: 6:50pm On Feb 09, 2020
They both have 8kids BTW them,one is dead, while the other 6 are in Switzerland, us,london,only one is in Nigeria.no believe in the country, there are not generally at fault cos they both spent some years in UK,especially taiwo.
FamilyRe: It Took Some Time For Our Wives To Idenify Us 90-Year-Old Identical Twins (Pics) by Discombulator: 6:37pm On Feb 09, 2020
So you telling me your dickz are exactly the same abi, your wife don't know the difference between your sizes.
SportsRe: Oshoala Scores Twice As Barcelona Defeat Sociedad 10:1 To Win The Super Cup by Discombulator: 6:34pm On Feb 09, 2020
iAmViper:
Oshoala is scoring
messi is complaining
And messi is the greatest footballer in the history of football and one of the most influential people in the world,i don't think you need someone to tell you your comparison is stupid,but I'll tell you anyways.
RomanceRe: Val's Day: Ladies, Help A Guy With Low Cost, Tasteful Ideas by Discombulator: 6:31pm On Feb 09, 2020
ArticleBeast:
We know your type... Online you are alpha but offline you are begging to put just the tip grin grin
A foolish statement from a weakling, trust me you have never been so wrong about anything in your entire life,I'm an alpha male and I don't acknowledge weaklings and I do not hold back on no shit.
RomanceRe: Val's Day: Ladies, Help A Guy With Low Cost, Tasteful Ideas by Discombulator: 5:58pm On Feb 09, 2020
lefulefu:
u can take her to a cheap eatery....no too stress urself over valentine.over here some guys take their girls to KFC and KFC for here is regarded as a place for ppl with low income though i know KFC in naija will be expensive and regarded as a place for big boys.so u can take her to an eatery that ur budget can take and if u want to buy something for her then purchase something withing your budget.
So what exactly are you trying to imply with your KFC brouhaha,will you people die if you don't find a way to ridicule your country.
RomanceRe: Val's Day: Ladies, Help A Guy With Low Cost, Tasteful Ideas by Discombulator: 5:53pm On Feb 09, 2020
Pusseys everywhere.you want a lady to give you low cost idea for VAL,that's like asking MESSI to teach you boxing or mayweather to teach you soccer.only a weakling of a man goes through all this nonsense for something as trivial as Valentine.
EventsRe: Wedding Without Reception At Catholic Church Bariga. Food & Souvenir Packaged by Discombulator: 5:52pm On Feb 09, 2020
Gonna say it the 10th time,not spending more than 200k on my wedding.
HealthRe: Nigerian Student Volunteers To Help Fight Coronavirus In Nanjing, China (Photo) by Discombulator: 5:44pm On Feb 09, 2020
Sunofgod:
Foolishness...
A foolish person would think like that, isn't that ironic, a foolish person calling another person foolish.
RomanceRe: 14 Valentine Present Ideas For Introverts by Discombulator: 5:41pm On Feb 09, 2020
I just love myself and I fvcking admire my resolve, I don't partake in this unnecessary waste of resources.
Me babes knew what she was getting into when she decided to date me,she aiiint getting nothing from me on that day.
Foreign AffairsRe: Bushfires, Cyclone, Torrential Rain Hit Australia's Coasts by Discombulator: 5:39pm On Feb 09, 2020
Na olodo full this forum,100% of you are addressing it like it's a new fire entirely, one mumu even suggests God wipes off Australia from the face of the earth.
FYI it's the same bushfire that started some months ago, it just spread to this area.
Foreign AffairsRe: Bushfires, Cyclone, Torrential Rain Hit Australia's Coasts by Discombulator: 5:35pm On Feb 09, 2020
Cordell2:
Is will till accept their visa

FamilyRe: How Do I Overcome This Temptation From This Sexy Lady? by Discombulator: 5:21pm On Feb 09, 2020
Ask her,no shaking.
PhonesRe: Damn!!! The Galaxy Note 10 Lite Makes Me Want To Dump The Note 10+ by Discombulator: 2:30pm On Feb 09, 2020
kingxsamz:
Tecno spark4 is better than this crap.

PoliticsRe: Sadiq Ahmed: Amotekun Was Set Up To Annihilate Herdsmen From South West by Discombulator: 2:19pm On Feb 09, 2020
He says it like it's such a bad idea
PoliticsRe: Obiageli Mazi: Nigerians To Donate Money To Borno Teacher With Governor Zulum by Discombulator: 1:46pm On Feb 09, 2020
FrLukas:
Ah ha?! angry

Which kain disrespect is this on a Sunday morning again?

Can't I cry my cry in peace again ni?

Is it your cry? angry

PoliticsRe: Obiageli Mazi: Nigerians To Donate Money To Borno Teacher With Governor Zulum by Discombulator: 12:50pm On Feb 09, 2020
FrLukas:
smiley

And this brought tears to my eyes.

Nigeria of my dreams where nobody asks what ethnic group you belong to before rendering help.
You have too much water in your eyes, commend their efforts and move on,stop crying up and down
CrimeRe: ATM Card Thief Caught In Hotel He Lodged In With His Girlfriend by Discombulator: 12:40pm On Feb 09, 2020
They should both be persecuted heavily, they're definitely involved in this together.
SportsRe: Football Highest Earners: Messi Tops List With €8.3million Gross Per Month by Discombulator: 9:26pm On Feb 08, 2020
richmind2019:
8 million euros per month... shocked shocked


All hail the goat...
Ronaldo fans over to you,can u beat this record.
You call yourself a Messi fan and you don’t even know how much he earns,Messi earns $645k per week,if you’re a true football fan you should know this post is hogwash.
SportsRe: Football Highest Earners: Messi Tops List With €8.3million Gross Per Month by Discombulator: 9:22pm On Feb 08, 2020
Nigerian youths are very uninformed and ignorant, imagine no one on this thread actually knows how much their salary is,even the mods that are supposed to verify topics sef are ignorant,if not this nonsense will not reach front page.
Messi is the highest earning footballer in the world he earns $645k per week multiply it by 4 it will give you $2,580,000.
That is his true earnings not the nonsense this lazy op wrote there.
FamilyRe: My Husband Gave Me An STD That Nearly Killed Me by Discombulator: 7:38pm On Feb 08, 2020
Divorce him
PoliticsRe: Femi Adesina: Nigeria Would Have Been Dead And Gone If Buhari Wasn’t Elected by Discombulator: 7:34pm On Feb 08, 2020
May the his life and that of his children be as smooth as pmb administration
Nairaland GeneralRe: Massive Female Python Killed In Apapa - Conoil Fueling Station (Picture) by Discombulator: 7:31pm On Feb 08, 2020
It's gotta be at least 10years old,Pythons are nearing extinction in this country.
PoliticsRe: Obiageli Mazi Promoted To Assistant Headmistress By Governor Zulum In Borno by Discombulator: 7:26pm On Feb 08, 2020
Good ,The time deserves our respect.no responsible person disregards time.
Even the headmistress isn't that concerned, for her to get to the school one and half our before assembly shows how much dedication and passing she has for the job.
PoliticsRe: Obiageli Mazi Promoted To Assistant Headmistress By Governor Zulum In Borno by Discombulator: 7:26pm On Feb 08, 2020
Good
PoliticsRe: Okada, Keke Ban: Occupy Lagos Protest This Morning In Pictures by Discombulator: 7:24pm On Feb 08, 2020
ajl:
But this individual is stating a fact. Nigeria has never been a great country. Do we have to fool ourselves. Nigeria has the potential to be a great country. That's all.
It is a shame that you lots are what this generation has to offer,the naira was once more valuable than naira,do you know why they call Nigeria the giant of Africa,you should know it's not because of out recent strides,it is out of respect for what this country once represent.people all around the world used to troop in for sightseeing in the country like the wall of Benin in the 15th century which is one of the longest ancient works in the world,researchers used to come here in their hundreds to find out why the Yoruba tribe has the highest rate of twins in the world,the greet ife of 1000AD with decorations that originally originated form the novus modus(USA).
Do you know Nigeria is home to one of the oldest location of mankind.
I can go on and on,be a patriot,fight for your country, speak at the injustice you now face at the hands of your government. BUT DO NOT DISRESPECT THIS COUNTRY.
PoliticsRe: Okada, Keke Ban: Occupy Lagos Protest This Morning In Pictures by Discombulator: 7:10pm On Feb 08, 2020
georjay:
Is that allhuh

Is that all it takes to make Nigeria greathuh


Don't be stupid!!
It is your father you're taking to,not me,sebi you want to show you lack home training abi.
PoliticsRe: Okada, Keke Ban: Occupy Lagos Protest This Morning In Pictures by Discombulator: 2:19pm On Feb 08, 2020
georjay:
Great againhuh

Has she ever been greathuh
It will once we get rid of people like you that are ever so ready to talk down on the country at any given chance.
EducationRe: What Was Your Craziest Answer To A Question In School? by Discombulator: 1:22pm On Feb 08, 2020
Mine was,'I don't know'
PoliticsRe: Okada, Keke Ban: Occupy Lagos Protest This Morning In Pictures by Discombulator: 1:17pm On Feb 08, 2020
Our country will be be great again

RomanceRe: 13-Year-Old Russian Girl Pregnant For Her 10-Year-Old Boyfriend (Photos) by Discombulator: 10:17am On Feb 08, 2020
Poor boy,the young hoe done push another man's sperm outcome on him.

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