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yes very well alive, with al the herbs and goat testicles he's bound to be alive

well for now he said you should get palm oil; rub it on your hands then
type ' you are such a genius!'

" Okija*( put the persons name here) you are such an e-goat but you are really talented"

you should do this to him at least once a week

blasterman:
EVERYBODY HAS HIS RIGHT OF OPINION, BUT ME I DEY TELL YOU WETIN MY EYE DEY SEE, MAKE I GIVE UNA ONE GIST , AFTER THE PLAYERS LEAVE THE STADIUM ME ENTER THE PITCH I JUST THEY THINK SAY SO NA THE WHOLE WORLD THEY LOOK ME.

ITS CRAZY,

BUT THE PEOPLE WITH VISION WILL UNDERSTAND WHAT I SAY, THE OTHER IGNORAMUS ARE TYPICAL MUMUS,

the whole world? more like almanjiris watching you, the last time I checked there was no camera in the kano pillars stadium!!

cant believe you're actually happy you got on the sandy 'pitch'

chuckdee4:
Does anyone know what happened to

Jasper United and Gabros International??

they got relegated, sourcing for funds hey let buy them

I think they should privatise all these clubs!

olydim:
You will find the Yoruba equivalent of the Igbo ''reverend king'' here

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-102885.0.html

equivalent? you liar

reverend king burnt more than one of his his followers! he also raped many of them
how can that be equivalent?

abeg throw me more links jo abi the oil water is disturbing your eyes

ijebu people make and spend money for parties
okija people use women and their mothers to make money!

we know why women don't divorce in that part of the country
any woman that ask for a divorce will have to be killed because she knows the secret!!
they don't want to put their men to shame

Yemmi, though i'm not an expert, i think you are a bit biased considering you work for an ICT company, experience will always count at the end of the day you can train anyone who is interested in computer till they are certified in whatever field they/you want

IT is hands-on, in other career fields a masters degree will almost always be compulsory, some people with say 3 years experience and a masters degree will be chosen/promoted over those with more experience and a first degree.
You should also consider masters course content and course delivery modes abroad are they hands on tutorials, 100% taught or case studies plus equipments

I can even confirm to you that on OND with at least 3 years experience will do very well in the first instance with that guy that is coming from England.

Agree with you on this, OND + exp in IT will still get the job done but as you say in the first instance, serious companies should be looking at the future, plus they don't have to pay for training or they pay less

senetee:
Wondering , .
why are so many folks crazy about having a masters from the UK and US, resigning from their current jobs(some ok jobs eg banks & computing firms) to spend huge sums to acquire a degree?
Some do come back to the country to pick up jobs here. Can't imagine me being offerred entry-level packages after that hustle, i mean its not cheap.

What do you guys think?

since they are resigning from their jobs, that mean they are expecting middle management or more advance positions when they come back as they already have some experience. Apart from some fields anyone that apply or accept entry level with experience and masters in selling himself short. the nigerian market is already saturated- too many first graduates ready to earn <=100k

Olydim, you know ive been looking for you, i notice you are very hairy and muscular chei money

willy willy
I'm not ijebu

but you know Ijebu juju is used for protection while okija juju is used mainly for money and chieftaincy title EZego
Not being a millionaire and a chief at the age of 25 in Okija land is a crime apparently,
so stay well clear of your mates nearing that age or dem go trick you go make money, e go

yes na

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@Emeka
I saw an advert about the NAFDAC woman Dora akinyuli*, i think its called the patriot dont know how the films is though looks a bit watery from the advert

Another thing with those kind of the films especially in our Nigeria is that the teller will basically be accused of promoting his own people- telling his own side of the story, similar to what you read about people who wrote books on the biafrian war.

Quality products well edited for superior audio-visuals.---DVD formats not VCD!!!!!

always wondered why they cant just copy films unto DVDs it easier to handle and its almost the same process!

a typical movie that you edit into maximum 2 hours takes about 9months to 18 months

you can make 113 movies within that period!!! you are wasting E go!!!

i dont know who baba ijebu iis but baba ijebu means someone from ijebu

do you have a video of him?

most nigerian films are labelled real life stories- kinda tell the real life stories of those chiefs flocking to Lagos kanayo o kanayo style after using their mothers and wives

kojeiwa:
@thiefofheart

Why must you be so stuck to your own dialet. The Igbos do use their own name too, it just depend on the producer

and the type of movie. Nigerians do have english name too, i know its very rare to see a yoruba person with an english

name but other non yoruba Nigerians do have an english name.

I think yoruba producers should stick to acting their movies in yoruba, because subtitled yoruba movies that i watch are too traditional

and too much juju stuff going on.

you are more likely to produce a good Nigerian film when you use the traditional/native language
one of the reason naija english film suck is because they do itk using other peoples language and ideas

Before you pull a gun, I'm an Igbo too.

amazing isnt it? people are scared to speak the truth because some willy willy will jump here start their shenanigans

keep up your good job, keep it ENGLISH, that is the way to go

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-102666.0.html

its just three countries away why is it risky?

Jayon put this in the travel section

my grandma and her sisters had tattoos

local investigators(coroners) could be mistaken for ritualists its the Nigerian journalists after all the have no clue

have you heard of the Okija breeding woman? child literally gives birth for okija ritualists/customers, they pound the baby like ijebu pounded yam then eat it, you'll notice most of them are huge and scary

told you it was fun

Nigerian usually prefer to build their houses than buy completed building

I don't know how much you've done in your research but,do you know if completed building sell more than land?

not too marketable plus you hardly recognise the actors, hard to believe but some people buy films based on the faces on the cover

Most people outside of the Igbo speaking states don't actually understand Ibo

Action movies!

I'll like to see a real car crash, they should stop showing actors with bandage and water drip
and real gunshot-especially the Yoruba films they still use toy guns with the red plastic cap attached to it

I'll like to see a film with Igbo actors playing Igbo roles, hausa actors playing hausas and Yorubas playing themselves
kannywood, igbowood and the other one

Fatia Balogun playing the role of a student how much is it to get real students from the uni theatre departments?
they all want to make quick money

_{they should also stop killing animals; it's gross}

As professional HR people, who is the ideal candidate from the two; link below

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-101169.0.html

I'll hire them both

lets see what the HRM proffessionals have to say

So basically shoppers pay 250k to get it load onto the interswitch card which can only be used in tinapa? or they load their 'Tinapa card' 250k max?

what if people buy two cards?

will the cards be available in Calabar only or at all Nigerian banks?
I still think most Nigerians don't know anything about Calabar/Tinapa

I found this on the state website just wondering what Nigerian language it is
http://www.crossriverstate.com/hotels_0.htm

How much does an Evisu jeans go for?

cant believe folks will ever compare tyra banks with Naomi

lets be honest outside of America (some states) nobody knows tyra banks
its the bitter truth
she didn't really achieve anything well apart from a tv show
tyra will pass for an average girl on the street of New York!
_{pass for an ajebutter jjc in London
pass for a refugee in milan}

the also have to reduce the use of some phrases 'our impeccable source' , 'he added that', 'he also added that'
'says he'
they should also use plain English!

automatic mass vehicular transporter!= BUS!!!

congrats!

bump

nice work keep it up1

Fadajasi:
Now that we even want to camp in malaga,of which the temperature there is rangin from 16¤c to 23¤c. And Ghana is presently hot. Whats the reason for that,vogts should give an answer to that.

whats the temperature in Ghana around jan and feb?
whatever it is, i'm very sure malaga is not too different
plus there are better facilities and less distraction for the players

oscarmumae:
[color=#990000][/color]THE NIGERIAN IS NOT READY TO FAR IN THIS NATION because THEY LACK ADEQUATE PREPARATION, OTHER COUNTRY HAVE START THEIR TRAINING WHY OUR IS ALWAY 11TH HOUR TO THE GAME !!! HOW CAN WILL WIN ??

are you serious? kalou, essien, muntari, sissoko, etc etc are still with their teams in europe and I'm very sure the local leagues just resumed after the xmas break

Get one of these

cool pix celemel thanks

was there any event at Tinapa?
cant belive you are the only one from nairaland that attended
seems people from other parts of Nigeria couldn't be bothered

we have to promote domestic tourism before wasting money on cnn adverts

folahann:
I already live in GFhana but I'm home for Christmas and i will be travelling backmon the 19th on Aero contractors, so i don't know if this will work.

reschedule your return flight

_{why don't you guys just charter a small plane jk}