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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by DisGuy: 4:25am On Dec 23, 2007
hopefully by January Wenger will be getting ready for the Milan match by making brilliant buys!

we need an experienced CB 1
We need a proper defensive midfielder
We need Sidney Govou as a winger, support striker and midfielder grin

you na know say na cold dey catch adebayorr

Everton can show Liverpool how to do it today, Yakubu no dey disappoint lipsrsealed
Culture › Re: The WA.ZO.BIA (Unity) Thread by DisGuy: 3:00am On Dec 23, 2007
[quote author=willy*2 link=topic=64948.msg1789128#msg1789128 date=1198340034]God forbid,
If nay your prophet Mr Moham-mad sent you, tell him sey you no see me.
Come Mujahideen Dis Guy, will you later in future turn a suicide Bomber?[/quote]yes na! i've got the 'full package' just waiting for the ULTIMATE EMBRACE, make you come hug me o! grin
I promise to share the virgins with you cheesy
Travel › Re: Taking A Vacation This Christmas? by DisGuy(mod): 2:57am On Dec 23, 2007
Seun:
If I'm working, then it's not a vacation. I may as well stay at home and eat ice cream and chicken on Xmas day. wink
Are you on the computer 24/7? checking your mails and fixing some bugs can be part of vacation cheesy ask CEOs and M.Ds they never switch off!!
Gaming › Re: Pes (pro Evolution Soccer) And Wining Eleven. by DisGuy: 9:25am On Dec 22, 2007
are you sure he is using cheat codes?
he might just be too good for you
try playing on your own in pro mode, you'll get beat most of the time but hey
you are learning
plus set your formation properly, focus on the way he attacks cheesy
Christianity Etc › Re: Is It Compulsory For Born Agains To Speak In Tongue? by DisGuy: 8:58am On Dec 22, 2007
seems only Nigerian/African pastors speak in tongue undecided

do Catholics speak in tongue as well?
Programming › Re: What Software Have You Created? by DisGuy: 8:44am On Dec 22, 2007
are you softwares open criticism? if you have any you feel like sharing please upload so we can try it out grin
Culture › Re: How Is Christmas Celebrated In Nigeria? by DisGuy: 8:02am On Dec 22, 2007
Rice Rice and More rice - eresi grin

mainly Jollof rice, Fried Rice

Guinness- naija version, it has the imported logo on it

Kpuff Kpuff, moin-moin

Maltina and Palm wine cheesy

Entertainment- depending on the age group and to some extent tribe get some albums by Ayuba, K-1 de ultimate, 2face, Dbanj, Oliver de Coque, Fela; just play the music as loud as possible grin
Culture › Re: A Friend Of Mine Wants An Igbo Name by DisGuy: 7:50am On Dec 22, 2007
Nnneka cool triple n
Culture › Re: Why Do Yorubas Classify Every Other Nigerians As Igbo by DisGuy: 7:43am On Dec 22, 2007
ifeanyi10:
calling a person omo na or omo ibo is bad,tribalism,and should be conderm
do you know the meaning? of omo ibo?

do you find 'omo naija' offensive?
Culture › Re: The WA.ZO.BIA (Unity) Thread by DisGuy: 7:36am On Dec 22, 2007
hey I'm Fulani, I've been looking for small willy*2 and his agbero family my cutlass dey wait for you cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by DisGuy: 7:29am On Dec 22, 2007
4-5-1 4-5-1

e no easy o but hey we beat Juventus, beat Madrid anything can happen grin

Fabregas,Flamini, Hleb,Ebuoe,(Gilberto,)Rosicky

we just crowd out the middle and wait for their old legs to get tired cool
Investment › Re: Nigerian Banks, Stockbrokers, And Services For Nigerians Abroad by DisGuy: 6:34am On Dec 22, 2007
Thanks NBA

Just got informed that I'll need a current account for the stockbroking service
I will print,scan and email the forms you uploaded- think it will be faster
I'm looking to get all these sorted by first week of January


anyone having a problem with GTB online transfer? instead of withdrawing the service
they could have upgraded their security undecided
Travel › Re: Taking A Vacation This Christmas? by DisGuy(mod): 4:31am On Dec 22, 2007
Seun:
Vacation? What's that? My work isn't that stressful, but it requires my constant attention.
as a web master you should be a able to work anywhere, abi no be computa you dey use?
I'm sure there are internet shops in obudu, abuja and lagos even the hotels have internet connections
Travel › Re: How Do You Think Road Safety Can Tackle Poor Transportaion Problem In Nig? by DisGuy(mod): 4:24am On Dec 22, 2007
proo212:
@Mr Dis Guy,

Good ideas but how do you police zero tolerance? How do you enforce that someone whose licence has been taken away cannot get behind the wheel? Can you issue a warrant for an arrest for someone who cannot be traced? He has no bonafide address we just know he lives in "Ketu" area

If every address is in a database we can start from there apart from that I don't see it happening
most adults in nigeria are getting their 'e-passport' so their details will be stored on a database
i think the govt can collate data from School I.D, banks cards, National I.D cards and so on
we can make our own big brother Nigeria grin
a heavy handed approach will be to withdraw funds directly from drivers account or suspend
their debit card until they pay their fine or show up in court grin
Career › Re: Best Place To Start A Career? by DisGuy: 4:12am On Dec 22, 2007
if you choose what you love to do in Nigeria, I'm sorry for you grin you might end up not paying your bills- general advice sha

most people are attracted to the oil companies for the money; the love for the industry comes later, if it ever comes that is
KPMG,accenture and co are already big companies

it's better to start small, but if you have the opportunity to start big all the same wink
Programming › Re: Top Earners in the Nigerian Software Industry by DisGuy: 3:38am On Dec 22, 2007
Ralex:
There are untapped resources here in nigeria believe me, Give me two or three years you would add my company to the top of that list. Software is a big thing its use is so diverse that there is no limit to its use.

Expert Edge is a good company but i think they mainly resell , Take Finacle used by most banks including UBA (STB), First Bank. It was indian produced and is being resold here.

As a just graduated student I made income in school programming for people. Programming skills is important but there are some other thing we as programmers need to learn (The only secret I would share here) . . . . we should spend a 6months to 1year learning it.

Seun, your site is fine. I have never had so much fun from a site in one day. Which advise did that number 2 man in the list share with you ?
how far?
one more year wink
Phones › Re: Watch DSTV Via MTN 3G Platform by DisGuy: 3:38am On Dec 21, 2007
emmeno:
Crazy network. Unfortunately I'm on them. Reapers, thats what they are!!!!
crazy thing is you are still with them!! will they slap you for joining another network or something?
still don't understand why Nigerians complain when they have other options
how much is a celtel or glo sim card ? undecided
Travel › Re: Is Tinapa Dead ? by DisGuy(mod): 3:20am On Dec 21, 2007
funny thing is Cross River state is sponsoring the Kora* awards in Abuja undecided
Investment › Re: Nigerian Banks, Stockbrokers, And Services For Nigerians Abroad by DisGuy: 3:01am On Dec 21, 2007
thanks Naijadr, NBA

I actually emailed them 2 days earlier but they haven't replied
according to their check-list they said to post to NY or Marina
I used the post office 1-2days priority mail- £5

wish i knew i could email the documents, just hope they don't charge me twice

i ticked the savings account,telephone,internet banking and capital market
hope i wont have to fill in another form for their stockbroking services
Investment › Re: Nigerian Banks, Stockbrokers, And Services For Nigerians Abroad by DisGuy: 7:30pm On Dec 20, 2007
NBA
I sent my uba forms to their new york branch today
I reckon it will be faster since they have less holidays than those in nigeria- Sallah two days, Xmas 2-3days and New Year 2-3days
but they might just send it to their main branch in Nigeria undecided
what do you think?
Investment › Re: Stock Market Tips For Nigerians by DisGuy: 7:25pm On Dec 20, 2007
SegunTX:
Ok someone needs to fill me in. Still in the States, but have a vested interested in Nigeria. I want to invest in Naija, but do not know how to go about it. I appreciate you all for the contributions you have up here, but how would someone like me starthuh?? huh huh
you can start HERE
Investment › Re: Changing My Stock Broker? by DisGuy: 7:24pm On Dec 20, 2007
Dibosa187

I think the majority of people in this thread and other stock market threads at one point or the other tried changing their broker
never heard of anyone that did it within a week or a month even
read more about it

your firm might just be one of the good one wink

Happy Holidays wink
Career › Re: Make Fortune In England Or Continue Is Education In Nigeria For A Seured Future by DisGuy: 4:38pm On Dec 20, 2007
he should continue, he's got only one year left except he gains admission directly into second year in england wink
Phones › Re: 3g In Nigeria by DisGuy: 7:44am On Dec 20, 2007
Bossman:
What is the point of 3G anyway, when basic service is still lacking. The operators have to crawl before the can walk. They vast majority of Nigerians just want to be able to make and complete calls effortlessly.

Nigeria: GSM - Huge Market, Poor Service

http://allafrica.com/stories/200712180698.html
Bo$$man, profit, profit profit those guys are making a killing!! they know Nigerians like foreign and new things
some will pay through the nose to get these stuff even if they don't need it
mtn has been barred from selling sim cards probably due to bad services
but they know its just shakara, they'll even roll out new services
Phones › Re: MTN 3.5g! The Snare Has Already Caught My Friend! by DisGuy: 7:35am On Dec 20, 2007
lynxnoon:
i think MTN is just full of scams d stuf is 3G where did dey get their .5 frm?
i sure when it starts fully, hmmmmmmm CREDITS GO ROOOLLLL
angry angry angry angry angry
they are not forcing people to use it o!! they are not even forcing their service to nigerians
are you not the guys spending your money on their 'useless' service
nitel still dey o grin
instead of complaining why dont Nigerians use the other 'better' options? undecided
Sports › Re: Super Eagles Squad At Ghana 2008: What To Expect? by DisGuy: 4:34am On Dec 20, 2007
Why exactly do they want to play Sudan, no disrespect
but that a bit cheap, can't they afford a proper team to play against?
they might as well play against a local team in malaga before going for the games.
Investment › Re: Changing My Stock Broker? by DisGuy: 3:42am On Dec 20, 2007
sounds very very easy and straight forward on paper grin but I am still waiting for anyone that has done so
most people just get another broker and stop funding the other account
I think there should be a way to report brokers about this!
Travel › Re: UK Tourist Visa Times 'To Be Halved' by DisGuy(mod): 3:26pm On Dec 19, 2007
Tats:
[b]There is no need to announce that they are slashing the visa period by half. They should simply do it and not broadcast it. [/b]Afterall, United States and Schengen embassies give people visas for a few weeks!

I don't think £1000 pounds will stop anyone desperate to travel from doing so.
hmm huh you posted this early in the morning so wink

Isn't six month a bit long, month people have work and business to get back to anyway
Politics › Re: Anc Elections by DisGuy: 5:35am On Dec 19, 2007
OEPHIUS:
when you people want to insult nigeria do it in an intelligent fashion the [b]ANC elections is a disgrace to africa [/b]zuma is ten times worse thn all nigeria's former learders put together about the results affecting th world markets that is a big lie
so the next time you feel like posting a reply make sure you have correct info
just so you know if zuma becomes the president of SA this will put the country's politics fifty years backwards even mandela is worried
isn't this democracy in action? isn't the election free and fair? undecided
Apparently under Mbeki only the elite and higher middle class enjoyed the 'reforms'
2009 is still a year away and the courts are still there
Christianity Etc › Re: Are There Any Former Muslims In Here? by DisGuy: 6:30am On Dec 18, 2007
whats/who is a non-practising muslim?
Politics › Re: Ibori Is Denied Bail by DisGuy: 5:29pm On Dec 17, 2007
Kano kaduna,sokoto where ever he is, he will be tried in a Nigerian court on behalf of the Nigerian people with the Nigerian constitution grin

all these lack of jurisdiction argument should be thrown out!! all these crooks are always yapping about lack of jurisdiction.
imagine Dariye saying he only stole funds belonging to plateau state grin

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