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Romance › Re: Would You As A Man by DissTroy(m): 2:43pm On Nov 07, 2018

MissRaine69:
Would it help if I did it?
You don’t have to look for the tube I know exactly where it is. And no I don’t have to lift the balls up at all. Gently positioning them to the side , one ball at a time and job done in mins.

Yeah right. That's exactly what folks in the medical field get taught when being trained: "Calm the patient down even if he'd die eventually."

"One ball at a time..." then you slice. cheesy

I think the main fear is, what if something wrong happens and you slice the wrong tube, cut a vein or tissue and my glorious erection never juts out again proclaiming my virility? What would happen then? What if...?

Whoever the missus is going to be, I'd love her enough to do anything but love is considerate so she should consider my phallus. No way, MissRaine. It'd take more than your gentle hands with the most feathery touches to convince me.

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Romance › Re: Would You As A Man by DissTroy(m): 1:44pm On Nov 07, 2018

MissRaine69:
Ok let’s take a few steps back
What does “shooting blanks” mean to you?
I feel you think nothing will come out when you ejaculate well that’s a myth and it’s incorrect
You will have seminal fluid but it just won’t contain any sperm. You balls will remain intact there will only cut one very small vessel and that’s it.

Now you had to be explicit.

Let all of the whitish goo come out - sperm and all. Who wants to walk around the thought of being a quasi-eunuch tap-dancing on the edge of the mind like a contestant auditioning for the a Got Talent opportunity?

...And your choice of words make it worse - "...CUT one very small vessel...". Cut what? Lift my scrotum, hold my balls with a scalpel dangling over them searching for where to slice? Not on this God's green earth! There must be other less-traumatising options we can go for.

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Romance › Re: Would You As A Man by DissTroy(m): 11:32am On Nov 07, 2018

MissRaine69:
It’s more straight forward to have a vasectomy. Wombs are not removed unless her life was in danger. The fallopian tubes are tied that’s all. So why does she have to go through all that trauma? To save your balls?

Huh? The high point of orgasm for a man is when that gooey fluid shoots from the phallus. You know, that "Argh! Argh! Argh!". Why should I be shooting blanks? I want to feel it coursing through my urethra.

We can try other methods of birth control 'cause nobody is cutting up my scrotum.

Celebrities › Re: 'There Is No Trouble In Paradise; Tania Omotayo, Defends Her Hubby From Trolls by DissTroy(m): 9:07am On Nov 02, 2018

CreepyBlackpool:
lol
IK Ogbonna used to defend his wife from trolls too
so was Tbillz

Tonto too was posting pics on gram and calling churchill the best,
so many of them.

Las las we go still dey here when una go break up

There are few things I dislike more in romantic relationships than displaying it on social media.

Don't comment on my social media updates. In the same vein, I won't comment on yours. I especially dislike the "My handsome king", "Cutie" and other such endearments on social media. I don't need anyone prying into my romantic life.

Don't tag me in your updates ('cause I'd immediately untag myself). Of course, I won't tag you.

I might also 'like' your update but only hours after others have liked it so my 'like' isn't noticeable.

Don't put up pictures of you and I together or mine alone in any of your updates. Well, except when we've gotten married. Even when we do, don't draw too scrutiny to our relationship.

If we need to converse online, it has to be strictly via direct message.

These folks would never learn. Most people aren't truly happy that you are happily in love. Banky (who is more of a social media show off, relationship-wise) might learn this the hard way with the way he feels the need to put up everything about his marriage on Instagram. Adesua is more matured about this.

Politics › Re: Ganduje Commissions 7 New Ambulances (Photos) by DissTroy(m): 10:10pm On Nov 01, 2018

yarimo:
With all this long thrash yet you didn't make any meaningful contribution. Mteeeewwwww

I recommended you seeking professional help: that's the only thing you need right now.

...Oh, and someone weaning you off the internet.

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Politics › Re: Ganduje Commissions 7 New Ambulances (Photos) by DissTroy(m): 10:05pm On Nov 01, 2018

yarimo:
KWANKWASO right now

There are valid videos and verified testimonies of Ganduje receiving bribes and you think this is a back-and-forth between the PDP and APC? You think this is more about the Kwankwaso-Ganduje tussle instead of the fight to rid our polity of evidentially corrupt folks?

You should book a thousand therapy sessions with seasoned psychologists 'cause you certainly have the mental balance of a concussed he-goat!

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Romance › Re: I Am A Feminist!! by DissTroy(m): 9:50pm On Nov 01, 2018

trustyshoess:
Who said linda ikeji is sad because she doesn't have a man? Did shr actually say that or is that one of society's many assumptions?

One year later, the same Linda Ikeji whom you used as a benchmark keeps flaunting a fake engage in the everyone's face, showing off like getting a man and getting pregnant are her two biggest achievements.

Who does it feel to be let down by your 'feminist role models' everyday?

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Politics › Re: "Buhari Dead Serious On Corruption!" By Abiodun Ladepo! by DissTroy(m): 7:03pm On Oct 30, 2018

pharmagba:
Brilliant!
GEJ and his cohorts indeed pushed Nigerians to the wall. With almost her last cry to live Nigeria, cried CHANGE! BUHARI!
So unfortunate a man we all loved 6yrs ago, broke all promises he made to us and couldn't even see our pain and agony.
Ride on PMB clean up Nigeria.

Politics › Re: "Buhari Dead Serious On Corruption!" By Abiodun Ladepo! by DissTroy(m): 7:03pm On Oct 30, 2018

Adamsdelrio:
We thank you Lord for giving us Buhari.

Still thanking the Lord three years later, bro?

Celebrities › Re: Toke Makinwa: Happy Birthday To Drake, My Future Baby Daddy by DissTroy(m): 10:19pm On Oct 25, 2018

She's hoping to be a baby mama to Drake so she can get fat cheques as monthly child support then occasionally sue him for more money for assaulting her when she needs more, write a trashy, victim's-card-playing, manipulative book about being a 'strong queen' to support her lavish, leeching lifestyle since her geriatric Nigerian benefactor's kids have blown the whistle on her.

Tall dream, Toke; tall dream.

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Politics › Re: Buhari With Wike As President Commissions New Airport Terminal In Port-Harcourt by DissTroy(m): 10:10pm On Oct 25, 2018

Tamunotonye22:
Aviation. & Transportation
Baba teach me something
Y'all like tying rubbish
Grow!!!
Eh grow!

Knuckleheaded, dyslexic newt, the Ministry of Aviation is now a subset of the Ministry of Transportation headed by the Minister of Transportation, who happens to be Amaechi.

Class is in session.

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Politics › Re: Buhari With Wike As President Commissions New Airport Terminal In Port-Harcourt by DissTroy(m): 6:01pm On Oct 25, 2018

naptu2:
You just repeated what I said.

No. My earlier position is, since the Ministry of Aviation is under the Ministry of Transportation, Amaechi should be there at the commissioning at the Port Harcourt Airport as the Minister "since we don't have a Minister of Aviation". You quoted me without proving me wrong, only mentioning that there's a Minister of State for Aviation [who, as I stated, is led by his boss, the Minister of Transportation).

Politics › Re: Buhari With Wike As President Commissions New Airport Terminal In Port-Harcourt by DissTroy(m): 5:55pm On Oct 25, 2018

naptu2:
Hadi Sirika is the Minister of State for Transportation (Aviation).

Actually, the Ministry of Aviation is under the Ministry of Transportation headed by the Minister of Transportation who currently is Mr. Amaechi.

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Politics › Re: Buhari With Wike As President Commissions New Airport Terminal In Port-Harcourt by DissTroy(m): 4:27pm On Oct 25, 2018

Forget the seeming hate for Buhari by Nyesom Wike, I was actually looking out for Wike's pictures with Amaechi since he's the Minister of Transportation and there's no Minister of Aviation, yet, and it's the later's home state. Wike and Amaechi together; that'd have been interesting.

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Politics › Re: The Moment Jaafar Jaafar Left After Exposing Governor Ganduje At Kano Assembly by DissTroy(m): 4:21pm On Oct 25, 2018*

kennygee:
Let's hope they haven't devised other means to kill the jaafar guy.

Here's how it would likely happen:

One of the APC attack dogs (most likely Festus Keyamo who has the presence of mind of a stone) would analyze that Jafaar's testimony seemed personal. Days later, there'd be a leak to the media of a photo depicting Jafaar drinking kunu with the PDP Youth Leader in his ward eight months ago. The APC propaganda machine would spine it, with a charade of a political discourse on TVC which is actually scripted to defame Jafaar.

Of course, you know what would happen next. Jafaar would be battling to save his reputation, claiming the PDP didn't sponsor him. Once he goes on the defensive, the Twitter arm of the APC internet warlords (Kayode Ogundamosi, AyDee and the likes) would go on the attack against the PDP accusing them of trying to undermine the government.

We'd all get distracted with the bickering, forgetting to ask why Ganduje hasn't been impeached until another controversy takes our attention away completely. Ganduje remains governor, owes Buhari for saving his skin and he continues effecting the plans to rig Kano State for the APC.

...THE END.

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