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Ballzproblem2:
😂😂😂

Ignore the old fool, Gbola. I have gone offline at intervals to do what is required of me (work and family), but the old fat turd has been online all day refreshing with no time for his adult children and wife.

At 50+, I should be relaxing with my kids and enjoying the weekend or hanging out with friends. But who wants to be friends with a heartless nitwit? So he'd slip poison into their drinks?

He is impotent and the woman he lives with resents him, and you'd find him online at ungodly hours everyday because intimacy with her is dead.

Why should she find a self-confessed fat old turd who doesn't work out attractive anyway? He has erextile dysfunction too and if he tries getting jiggy, he'd die of cardiac arrest.

Nature found a way to reward him for being heartless like his banished father from Kwara State proclaimed. Good riddance!

kad199:
At least we know his job, u we were told u are sitting at home house husband. Is that true?

GloriousGbola is a fat old 50+ years man-child.

He even confessed his wife worries he'd die from heart conditions and nor working out.

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GloriousGbola:
I am older, fatter and my wife asks me who will take care of the family if I am not so lucky this time.

GloriousGbola:
Are you age shaming?

I was overweight then too

After they hit me in the head with a machete

Even though I don't work out any more,

Guess who has been going on about "projection" so far.

There's a reason he hates young men and keeps wailing about youths on this thread.

GloriousGbola:
The first floor you say? What's the address of this office so we can confirm this? We need screenshots so you don't change story later.

LOL. You and Digz already confirmed my [then] office address on Google Places. It was literally on every page of my website you screenshoted.

Meanwhile how much do you charge now ? I need to learn web development, Ms project, photoshop, illustrator seo. So I can become a 4th place dg like yourself

First afford decent drinking water for your family instead of buying from dirty untreated trucks then we'd discuss this.

Your heartlessness extends to your family too so they'd keep suffering from Cholera?

Old fat shapeless fûck!

"My father is from Kwara in the North but I am from Lagos in the South."

This has to be the craziest thing I have read all day. Imagine a stateless person on exile, a refuge denying his own father. God!

You think he'd deny it if his father was from, say, Rivers State? The man-child is too ashamed of where he comes from.

Then the accommodated refugee Northerner joins in to be tribalistic against Southerners.

It's like a Northern Irish pretending to be English to insult the Scottish/Scots.

GloriousGbola:
Cunt face better take time.you don't want the misguided minions who look up to you to see you for what you really are - a n10000 (I will teach you photoshop, project management, Web development loser seo optimization ) loser confined to a filling station in uyo now do we?

You are even less than grv who actually has roots in lagos. You were raised in lagos then started attaching yourself to the dubious progress in uyo that you have absolutely nothing to do with. Lagosian-ibomite

You are literally no where. Unable to cut it in lagos, unable to cut it in the akwa ibom you are attachieng to by ancestral ties.

Nonsense! I rented the whole first floor of a whole large building as a young man as my office space. Try finding out what it means to rent a 4-bedroom flat with a large hall as your office space and 24/7 electricity.

Let me help you, as a techie, you could do a deal with firms which run 24/7 electricity to reduce cost while you and the firm split the bill.
From claiming I have no job to admitting I do to admitting I have a large office space to admitting I did run an election. You are my PR agent!

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In contrast, you are posting ArchiCad designs 300-level students play with as proof you are a big man. Next you claim you handle contracts of multiple billions on your own while you buy dirty water from trucks since you have no water in your neighbour and serve as a taxi driver.
See the contradiction in your lies? At 50+!

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No surprised. Your father already cursed you as heartless and it's your life like Cain.

When are you going to discuss Kwara politics? I have seen others discuss Oyo, Ogun, Osun, Anambra, and Enugu politics but when woukd you discuss Kwara politics?

Your father was banished from Kwara for stealing a sacrificial fowl in a shrine! Now you claim Lagos.

monerozi5590:
Not true oh. Amoto has always said he is from Kogi State. He has even mentioned his tribe here. Let's be guided please.

Wrong! I was the first to expose Amoto being from Kogi and Ebira tribe on this thread. Local-search it to the Eurosoccer section and you'd confirm.

Amoto hid it to attach to the Yorubas but I dug up a random statement of his in a 2017 Politics Section thread where he admitted he's from Kogi and Ebira, but hid it on this thread.

These people had field days going full tribalistic since Sunday, Including those from backward places who think Akpan is a slur.
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I dedicated yesterday and today to educating and bullying them with facts that they should shut up where Akwa Ibom is.

And, yes, that this contraption has been feeding and thriving on oil drilled from my lands. I am the actual accommodator if there's anyone.
They have no right to always threaten the Igbos during every argument. If you think they are less Nigerian than you who can own and live in any part of Nigeria without harassment, then let everyone go their ways while we turn off our oil from our lands.

Including the old fat one from Kwara in the North claiming Lagos who admitted his own father declared he's a heartless son of a gun.

If your father called you heartless and you confirmed you are, you are irredeemable forever.

Okene Waterboard. Waterboards should be standard in the past and today.

Imagine states like Akwa Ibom, Rivers, Lagos, and a few other states talking then a backward Kogi jumps into the conversation.

You should focus on joining Yahaya Bello whom you hail as White Lion to dig massive holes in the middle of the few existent yet dilapidated roads you have.

Kogi has always been a shithole. Always backward. Let's not even go there.

What the hell is a 'monkey post' street footballer doing jumping into a debate amongst Messi, CR7, Neymar, and Mbappe?

Stop the joke, please. Know your place in the committee of states. Ah!

Realmrsean:
how much does a bed or 2 bedroom flat costs in this place?

Go on Facebook Marketplace or Jiji if it's for outright lease or sale you want.

I only know about the outright sale of the ones in some estates.
That's if you are referring to Uyo or the outskirts. If it's other parts, get into any Akwa Ibom online market on Facebook then make enquiries. There are real estate agents who'd attend to you.

Backward heartless Devil-incarnate from the backward Kwara denying his father, post developmental pictures or brag about Kwara too.

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Fun fact: There are no water suppliers in Akwa Ibom as there's a functional waterboard, electric or solar-powered water tanks, and individually-drilled ones.

The only water tanks you would see are by road construction companies during dry season wetting roads to lay foundation.

Another fun fact: Did you know in January, 2020, my LGA protested and blocked roads because there wasn't light for 48 hours?

The Governor had to come back and make promises. We feel electricity and steady one is our birthright.
Until the light was restored, all roads were blocked.


Yes, I want the right conditions to thrive.

This is a daily occurrence for Akwa Ibom.


Fun fact: This isn't even Uyo but Ibesikpo LGA in the outskirts of Uyo. Ibesikpo isn't even an Akwa Ibom major city or center. Just one of the LGAs.

Let that light not be on for one day and see the protests the government would get.

Yes, I am looking forward to constant electricity as we cut off from the national grid. I proudly want the right conditions so we can thrive better.

When you don't enable bad governance.


I am not heartless so want it good for everyone.

Go back to the North and your backward Kwara, old fôól, and stop fueling enmity amongst Southerners.

Southern people would resolve their issues somehow. Go resolve yours. Imagine denying your dad.

"My dad is from Kwara but I am from Lagos." LOL. Clown! Man wants matriarchy all of a sudden.

GloriousGbola:
Olodo project manager, let me teach you something else

Let's start from the beginning. I am an electrical engineer by training. That means I learnt a whole new skill set

Second this is the workflow

Autocad to sketchup to enscape
Because it is an arch visualisation for the cliemt

Also, this is not a two bedroom housing estate. It is a billion naira oil and gas facility. Far more goes into the design than your tiny brain can comprehend.

What do you know of the industry beyond picketing and the kidnap value of workers

4th place cunt feeling funky.
Anyway I am sure you have taken my advice and contacted obi. You can thank me later for helping you attache to a third place campaign

Leave Obi out of it. You want a rallying cry for others to defend you.

You are an ArchiCad boy.

A self-acclaimed biionaire contract holder yet you are buying water from trucks and living in FESTAC?

Any lying seemingly faceless person can claim tib be everything.

Any 300 level Architecture or Civil Engineering student can do the designs you do for cheap.

Billionaire contractor buying water from dirty trucks and being a taxi driver. Deny this.

larride:
You didnt pay any attention to BAT during the campaign so dont say they didnt talk about Tech.

BAT did a whole interactive session with Tech guys to discuss his tech policy and hear their view. It is in this interactive session that Iyin and the founder of Patricia spoke.

I didn't see this. Please send me a link. I want to know the specifics. The video or news link.

Sterling is catching up with Wema already.

They have packages for tech startups? Wow! Nice. They should let us know.

Wema Bank is a Juggernaut in the tech space. We need Zenith and UBA with the money to enter the race.

Too many VC opportunities else they'd keep losing to foreigners. The board of Flutterwave and PayStack have been taken over by whites. We need more indigenous investors.

GloriousGbola:
I posted yesterday that obidients should get Adobe scan. Instead of these amateur WhatsApp pictures.
Always irritating if you are not a porfolio bros

Maybe disst.roy can reach out and advise obi on this so he can now be recognize and attached to a campaign that came third.

Baby steps.

Let no one say the fat old guy did not advise the directionless porfolio bro

I was young and about mid-20's chosen to head a Giovernorship campaign team. In my 20's! Camp top 3 of 45 candidates just 4 years ago.

All other Campaign DGs were in their 60's and some commissioners, but I assembled a young team. Top 3 of 45 is a great thing anywhere.

It opened doors for me. There's no media house I am not recognised and more.


All that time, you were fighting dirty water drunks to fill your jerrycans well enough while enabling bad leaders at ~50 years.

Just like you were posting ArchiCad designs 21-year-olds do as your achievement.

You are a disgrace!

larride:
I dont think so.

Osibanjo is not the only one that can drive tech in the country.

This thinking that if one man is not there, nothing can be done is not one I subscribe to.

He was the most passionate. That's why I mentioned it. Even the Ministers of Science and Tech, Trade and Investments, and Communication didnt drive it.

BAT and Atiku didn't really talk about techbmuch. Obi barely scratched the surface. It worries us.

We should surpass India in ICT GDP and revolution. We can do it. We have the skills but need the right conditions.

Currently, only Wema Bank has aligned with the tech industry. Others are just oil and gas.

"My father knows I am a heartless, wicked person"

- Gloriousgbola AKA TheLastOrca, 2020.

My God!

GloriousGbola:
What is this? Your pathetic attempt at GloriousGbola fan fic? It is bad enough you can't spell for shit, can't code for shit and now you want to show us that you can't write malicious speculative one paragraph fiction for shit?

What is it you actually can do, beyond spectacularly off predictions?

You were just lucky you were raised in sw. Better collaborate now and find your level local govt liason officer.

It's Friday so it's deve time!

Still crying? You are the one who can barely punctuate or articulate your words.

Focus on your backward Kwara. I don't see you discussing Kwara politics because you are too ashamed of it.

Idîot claiming Lagos. Go back to your shithole enclave. The nerve that you were being tribalistic to even Igbos born in Lagos yet you aren't even from Southern Nigeria.

No wonder you think the insecurity and misgovernance you face in Lagos are heavenly because you have no alternative.

Go back to the North Central!

Fat old fûck!

So he's even from backward Kwara but claims only his dad is from there while claiming Lagos.

All of a sudden, he wants his maternal ancestry.


Kwara isn't the South West! If an Igbo born in Lagos can't claim to be a Lagosian according to you lots, you from the Northern Kwara want to claim Lagos as yours in Southern Nigeria and in the South West?

Claim Niger and Kogi. Those are your people.

Tataffo:
Perfect recruit for APC,will not be surprised that Aussie afrodog is too......Heartless old fools

Heartless manaic that man-chikd is. Imagine bragging on Nairaland that your family know you are heartless and have no human empathy.

Imagine drinking across the Jerrycan boy only to slip a poison in when you aren't watching because he just doesn't like you. See how people die due to poisoning?

If your parents prevent you from studying a course where you have to deal with human lives because human lives mean nothing to you, you are like Chidi Mokeme's character in "Shanty Town".

That should scare anyone. But he's proud he's heartless.

GloriousGbola:
You think Raum Nihilist and Co would have been able to persevere if they were weak cunts like you? You think the west is easy on fresh immigrants? The lagos slums made them ready. But you are too daft to realise that, since like Peter obi you need everything easy, like the weakling you are

Nonsense! You aren't even from Lagos. People emigrate to places where government makes certain conditions right.

You claim we shouldn't ask for conditions to be right. You have Stockholm Syndrome.

That is my take home point. Yiu don't need the LASG to make life better or conditions right. You enjoy buying water from dirty trucks, the and roads and insecurity and no light.

You are in love with your oppressors but enjoying it.

larride:
I do agree that we can do way more than we are currently doing though especially in ICT. Hopefully with the Start up bill passed into law, things can begin to take shape.

I don't think so. The man who was driving it, Osinbajo, is almost gone and removed from heading the NEC.


Here's the analysis I did of it while debating ways forward for the tech startup industry in Nigeria in the Programming Section just 2+/weeks ago.

DissTroy:
I took time to go through the Presidential Advisory Council setup implement the Nigerian Startup Act again last night.

I noticed it's made-up partly of the very clique you most know-tow to in the tech industry to get access to Silicon Valley's VC structure, and employees of communications giants and governments who most likely don't have tech businesses of their own or have founded any business for that matter.

How can the branch manager of a bank understand the trials and troubles of founders in the tech startup space? It seems flawed.

Little wonder since October 2022 when the Act was unveiled, nothing has been done about it. I doesn't affect them.

GloriousGbola:
Oh wow! Look at the incompetent bum! I thought you would be able to go all the way to the beginning and get all my ids

Is this the best you can do 4th rater?

At least my dad didn't want me to be a doc becaue I have no empathy. Your dad knew you were too weak minded, vain and lazy to cut it. I can see you in the operating theatre ogling yourself instead of facing the job at hand.

Malpractice through vanity

Cry!

Your dad know you are heartiess. You need empathy to relate with humans. You don't have it.

Halfwit thinks everyone wants to be a doctor. Nah! Passion is different.

You confessed to having no human empathy. One can imagine how much you have been cruel to people around you. People like you somehow get into pwowr and we wonder why govwennets are different levels don't care? Because they are heartless like GloriousGbola.

Your father knows you better. You are Sauron the evil. Now we understand why you go tribalistic.

GloriousGbola:
Is that your response akwa ibom transplant? A walking talking gvr who needed the dorty sw to make a 4th rater out of him. We did our best sha with the shit we were given.

If not for sw education he too would be a machete wielding kidnapper threatening oil workers. He is already doing it as we speak. Maybe that is cunt face real seo game - spool out the home addresses of non native oyel workers, share with the geng and collect his cut later

Weak minded fool who needs everything in his life to be just right. Male goldilocks. Small wonder he celebrates marketers over anything else

You still live in a glorified slum and brag about it. Imagine buying water from dirty untreated water trucks and bragging about it on Nairaland.

Yes,I need everything in my life to be right that's why I vote in the right leaders in my state and elsewhere.

Why did Raum, Nihilist and the kangaroo herbalist emigrate to the West and other others? Because they need places where the conditions are right for them to function!

I need things to be right. I want government to function. My Akwa Ibom functions and I still push government to do more while you celebrate MC Oluomo intimdatung voters and buying untreated water from dirty trucks.

Miles ahead we are. We demand it and get it. We don't applaud thugs here or celebrate bad leaders.

Gloriousgbola also known as Ornicus, TheLastOrca, and LastOrca.


Even your father forbad you from being a medical doctor because he, Gloriousgbola, is heartless bástard and has no human feelings.

And he, Jerrycan boy, confessed he has no human feelings or empathy.


Now you should know the kind of person you are dealing with when you deal with him. Don't say you weren't tipped.

Devil extraordinaire.

GloriousGbola:
Pussy Brain keep celebrating your expensive white elephant projects

I hope you are now investing in education so the forth rate campaign dgs can be trained locally rather than in the south West backwaters

Please enjoy your peace of mind and your incompetence. You spent the last 6 months spamming this thread with the bs from a weak mind. Maybe if you had done a stint in lagos before fleeing for your sanity you would be streetwise enough to accurately predict electoral outcomes in your backyard.

If you had not been raised in the sw you would be exactly what I originally called you, a local govt deve collector.

Feel free to take notes on everyone so you can sicc community boys onto them in the future. Internet inspector closeau

At the minimum we thought the techie dg would have been able to corrdinate competent uploading of results but when you are a weak minded porfolio bro who celebrates white elephant projects it is what it is

B[b] etter get back to your beauty regimen fine boy, it's the weekend and your clients wives need that gigolo dick. Just put a bag over your head so they don't remeber they a fking a walking talking puxxy [/b]

Bisexual bástard always obsessed with another man's dîck.

You are obviously suffering Cholera from the dirty olomi trucks you buy from daily.

You were stuck in traffic today and all year. Fact.

You are unsafe in your locality. Fact.

Agbero is a culture you especial celebrate. Fact.

You have no hope for light. Fact.

The FESTAC you live in has bad roads and poor power supply. Facts.

Insecure and piqued with miscreants who rob you daily. Fact.

You don't know what accountable government is.

And you aren't even from Lagos.



Don't worry about what I do in the bedroom. When you are in tourist-esque environment, getting it is easier as everywhere is relaxed.

Project management bla bla bla. Cry, cry, cry.

When you were being tribalistic ,trying to make it seem like moving to Akwa Ibom is a downgrade, you didn't know.

You had to be reminded of where you stand. Akwa Ibom towers above your state in everything and where you reside in developmental strides. Now you remember project management bla bla bla.

Keep buying water from dirty 'olomi' trucks and getting stuck in traffic while we have it easier and moving ahead. And insecurity and more vices.

I needed to do this. Your ignorance was irritating and you needed to be schooled.
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By the way, the Akwa Ibom blueprint means the developmenal projects woud move to include Nsit Ibom connecting Uyo-Ibesikpo-Nsit Obom and Eket. As Eket connects Mkpat Enin and Ikot Abasi.

The plan is to eradicate towns and make Akwa Ibom one big super city like New York with mega cities inside like Uyo metropolis, Eket Metropolis and Ikot Ekpene metropolis.

If you have the cash, get your contacts in Akwa Ibom to buy lands around the Nsit Ibom. You have been tipped. It doesn't have to be through me.

The Nsit Ibom axis in the Outskirts of Uyo behind the International Stadium.

larride:
This is not correct at all. Oil 26% 😀 ICT 😂

Agriculture is the highest contributor to Nigeria GDP, it has been so since 2011 or so. What oil contributes the most is foreign reserve. Oil contributes about 80% if our foreign reserve.

https://www.statista.com/statistics/1165865/contribution-of-oil-sector-to-gdp-in-nigeria/

https://www.statista.com/statistics/382311/nigeria-gdp-distribution-across-economic-sectors/#:~:text=Distribution%20of%20gross%20domestic%20product%20(GDP)%20across%20economic%20sectors%20Nigeria%202021&text=In%202021%2C%20agriculture%20contributed%20around,percent%20from%20the%20services%20sector.


https://www.statista.com/statistics/1207951/gdp-distribution-across-sectors-in-nigeria/

Statistica is wrong. WorldBank is the closest.

But download the GDP report from the website of the Naitonal Bureau of Statistics, Nigeria. It think they have as far back as 2013 or 2015.

Don't ever judge with Statistica. If you doubt me, compare what it says about Nigeria's total 2022 GDP and what the NBS published. At odds.

AfteeQ2, as global crunch hit and tech startups began laying off, the GDP from oil decreased. Sad because India makes almost as much money from ICT as half I'd Nigeria's GDP. We can do more.

Even the one from the most backward state in Nigeria, Kogi, Amoto,thought he had a say to sneer Akwa Ibom weeks ago. Thinking Akpan is a slur. Funny! A name I wear as a badge proudly everywhere and anywhere.

"Akwa Ibom Ayaya" means "Akwa Ibom is beautiful", and we live up to it.

Akwa Ibom which is centuries ahead of Kogi in everything. Even my LGA alone has seen more developmental strides than the whole of Kogi put together. I can't even begin to count. See how I am not claiming another man's state or even LGA? Development makes you proud of your place of origin.

An Akwa Ibom Governor can't even tell anyone shut-up in public and we'd call for his resignation unless he apologises. He won't even try it that's why our Governors aren't controversial. A sign of controversy and you'd never smell our government house. Confirm this. All controversial people are kicked out.
See how Gov. Udom carefully worded his response to the Tinubu insult and Akwa Ibom APC didn't rub it in?


You dare not remotely be caught identifying with a cult group or insignia even as an government appointee in Akwa Ibom and you'd be removed and prosecuted. It's a law. Please confirm this. That thing called 'flying of colours' is outlawed and if you are caught, jail straight.

But a Kogi Governor is hailed here by him as being White Lion for brandishing guns, shouting "ta ta ta" on live video, and excavating what is left of the dilapidated roads he didn't build during elections.


Two worlds! Call the name "Akpan" with respect He and his tower above you in every developmental strides and social decorum.
You'd never understand the collective purpose which drives us to excel as a state. You won't because you enable bad leaders.

You all needed to be reminded of this as you forgot too soon.

emmaodet:
Bro, I understand you very very very well.
Like I said before, I schooled in Oron and have been to many places in akwa/cross - Oron, Eket, Ikot ekpene, okobo, Calabar etc and I know the basic language for greetings.

The women are neat, homely, caring, knows how to cool - fisher man soup, afang, edikaiko etc
And tbh, aside Lagos, no South west city/town can measure with Uyo or Calabar… I mean NONE and I hate to say it.
I really hope our leaders can find a solution to it.
If I am to pick 3 cities to go and represent nigeria in City Exhibition in Africa or the world, I will never pick Lagos.
I will pick Uyo, Calabar and Abuja to go and represent us there abeg.
It won’t be funny when the inspectors come for inspection and start seeing shanties, unplanned city up and down and they will start shaking their heads that is this the best we can offer or show case?

What Akpabio did for Ikot Ekpene especially is massive. He did for other parts too.

Udom has done in Uyo metropolis and the Eket-Ibeno-Onna-Oron axis.

My own LGA has never really depended on the state government though. We have a pact with oil and manufacturing companies to tar inner city roads, give scholarships, and provide electricity. Employ our locals too.
We don't do violent agitations but diplomacy, and we are winning still without bad press. That's why you won't hear of Akwa Ibom and miltancy. We have our diplomatic ways.

In return, no harassment, full security of your staff and facilities, and neighbourly coexistence. So far they have held up most parts of the bargain and we ours.

ToyinDipo:
What have you achieved with all you built.
With all those and your oil, our IGR dwarfs yours, lol.
We may be buying the stadium from you.

You are spending on what isn't remitting.

Shut up! You are from Oyo. Defend your Oyo. You confessed so when you stated so when you called your brother in a 2019 argumenr.

Maybe because I have been claim and refused to bully you guys, you ran wild being tribalistic all over.

Our FAAC still acrues to us. Steady ~260 billion coming in and it shows. Better roads, better standards of living, better drainage, better bridges, better lightening, better power supply, only airline, only state-built international stadia. More.

Even my own LGA has more tarred unblemished roads than your state capital.

Let me catch any of you being tribalistic here again. I have refused doing this for years. You are an economic liability to Nigeria. You take and keep taking but add nothing to the federal purse.

Nothing!

ToyinDipo:
If you invest in what you don't need, you will sell it in the end.
In some years time, I won't be surprised to see you auctioning your stadium and airport.

Clown. Ibom Air is a PPP and has overtaken Air Peace.

Ranks higher than Azman Air, Air Peace and a few other for quality of service 2022.

Our international stadium in Uyo has a 10-year maintenance plan paid in 2014 by Akpabio managed by Juilus Berger. Home to our NPFL-winning football team, Akwa United and Ibom Angels.
Home turf chosen by CAF for matches for our teams and clubs from other states. On lease for events.

Screw it! We built another one in Eket which is filled on match days with fans paying tickets (Vandresser FC) and events.

All our facilities are managed. Keep being jealous
What has your Oyo done? Just take and squander federal money with bad leaders.

When you are ready to auction some of those your infrastructures, call Lagos state.

Why not call Oyo where you are from? Lagos should first pay up its trillions in debts caused by Tinubu.