₦airaland Forum

gamapoy539:
She has a crush on one of your neighbours who might have been eating her work behind your back and probably the real father of the child. and she is mad at you cos you didn't appreciate him enough for a job well done. Use your brain; if your neighbours are all women, her reaction wouldn't be the same.
Better run a DNA test on that child ASAP.

Modified: To the angry and inconsequential homo sapiens quoting me, have you all eaten today?

we need to run a DNA test on you to ascertain if Nwamaikpe is your father

I was shocked today, in kano, just one single piece of disposable nose mask is #230 naira. It use to be #20 each around December last year

As anointed as all our Nigerian fraudulent pastors, none of them could see the future of disposable nose mask and prophesy that it will blow

olumide4christ:
Tracking all the Italian man's contacts is not her job, but that of NCDC! It works the same way in all other countries including the US.

then tell us, what exactly has she done that makes her a hero.

A hero because an infected person walked into her office or what?

In Nigeria, we celebrate nonsense a lot. The real people are never celebrated

first case walked into ur office, and u isolated him. Virus already spread all over Lagos before he came to you

How is this doctor a hero? This doctor too wants to trend

She would av been a hero if she worked hard to track all those the Italian man had contact wit, and isolated them

Nonsense

gaby:
That work wey you dey look for since don clique.

You go begin deliver parcels for DHL with bike.

Congrats.

Lol

I av realised the meaning of the dream.

DHL company will have issues, and they will come to me to help them resuscitate the company, and then I will acquire it and become the sole owner

Sense will not kill me

Anas09:
And yet both those with strong immune system and Those with weak immune system will be forced to take the Vaccine.
Why? Have you asked that question?

is bill gate and Melinda isolating in your fathers compound? send address, so we can come ask them the question first hand

I had a bad dream few days ago, been abit confused

I looked through my window and saw that, a DHL cargo plane was filled with smoke in the sky, after about 1-2minutes, suddenly the plane crashed down. The plane crashed into the compound where I was staying in that particular dream. I was shocked, Some parts fell on the rooftop of my room (I was inside) and some parts fell inside the compound premises. But the parts that fell on the rooftop didn't Pierce through the roof/house.

What does this mean pls

purples25:
We're cool. Peace.

where are u based dear, am sometimes in Lagos and sometimes in KANO

FarmTech:
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I got plenty of lemon grass wasting away. If u're in Anambra u can come.

send your phone number Sir

constant use of nose mask is harmful ooo

U should only put it on when u are in the midst of people, or getting close to people

The virus is not airborne, it cant fly from someone far into your nose. Some drivers will be alone in a car and still wear nose mask, this is dangerous, because u end up breathing out carbon dioxide and also breathe in the same carbon dioxide

If am walking on the road, I release the nose mask abit, I adjust it on only when am getting abit close to someone

bjprodint:
. Lemon grass,dogoyaro,lime,orange leaves,pawpaw leaves(yellowish or brownish),zogole(leaves).boil all in a pot until you perceive aroma that smells like antibiotic. Enjoy!

where can I get lemon grass. I need it

purples25:
No i would not support a lady doing the same. That would just drive her partner away.

sorry for my mean response earlier

intruder15:
With your response, it's implied u have no problem with ur boyfriend deleting all conversations on his phone. Be careful what you wish for. Karma is a bitch...

don't mind her
she is an hypocrite

purples25:
Marriage is in the balance here. Do you think a couple that distrusts each other to the point of always snooping into the other's phone should be together? If there is trust, if things are well, shouldn't he have peace of mind? Its obvious he doesn't trust her, and he can never trust her. If they marry, is this how he will live with high bp, checking the phone for twenty and more years?

It will also make her unhappy that he does not trust her. Its better to leave if he cannot have that confidence in her, without running to check the phone.

nonsense

if it was a lady that checked her guys phone, and saw shit, u will defend her and condemn the guy

Reverse is the case now, u are condemning the guy for checking her phone

Hypocrisy kill you

purples25:
Why must you actively DIG to find what she is doing? You didn't see anything on her phone. You are complaining. Why do you seek to satisfy yourself with evidence that she is cheating, she is evil. I know you will search heaven and earth until you find something to satisfy your claims. I don't know why you want to catch someone else so bad. Maybe you just want to be the victim in the relationship, while you really NEED her to be the bad guy in your life. You WANT and NEED to be the ANGEL in your relationship. Nonsense.

here comes her lawyer

She don land.

MichealKin50:
This is the same girl December last year before proposing to her, I asked her if she has cheated on me before. To get the truth from her, I lied to her that I've cheated on her she also told me she has cheated on me. When I finally told her that I was lying about cheating on her that since we met I've never seen another girl she also told me that she was lying too about cheating on me. When I told her to swear with the Holy Bible she refused to swear. I went ahead and proposed to her on 31st December hoping to marry her before end of this year.

wow, she said she was lieing too

My brother, that girl is a smooth operator. I pity your destiny with that girl

inoki247:
So are u saying we shuld start investing in Black seed oil nd start exporting to USA nd Italy Since Crude Oil is useless.

maybe we can start selling Black seed Oil for 1000usd per barrel na still oil naw...

u forgot u av a dead brain president?

My brother, leave Buhari, all his attention is on crude oil

a new state should be created for them Almajiri state

internationalman:
Demonic yet they have helped more Africans through their donations than our governments ever has...

I'd rather be a demon with a good heart than be an evil minded saint. If there's even anything like that

the virus will kill you since u love bill gates and his wife

ObaOfUyo:
Okay let's slow down one minute.
Which of the gods did Kano state offend?!?!

all those who illegally removed Emir Sanusi, corona virus is picking them one by one

sweetmelanin:
I think you are the shallow one here who has clearly refused to reason!

1. Why is Bill Gates (a college dropout with no medical background) suddenly the spokesperson for global health?
2. Why is the vaccine (which we have no idea of it's long term effect) being pushed to be mandatory?
3. Why is Bill Gates pushing for digital identification of those who have been vaccinated (ID2020)?

for you info, bill gate already have the vaccine, he is just waiting for approval to provide it

Once he gets it, he wil suddenly tell us, his team are working hard and the vaccine will now be ready in one month instead of one year. These bastard is behind the corona virus, he and his team created it, and they already av the vaccine before virus was released

there is a heavy fraud happening on Nairaland

All the silly comments on this thread in support of Bill gates, are having massive likes. its strange

KanuSE:
Lol
Sense no go kee u

Lol

SERAP got the idea from Nairaland comments
Those managing the affairs of this country have no brain

why do I feel FFK is the one behind the camera

stuffs4me:
OP. even you have discriminated against polytechnics people because I'm very sure you have met countless poly girls but chose to go for a university graduate with masters sef.

No poly guy or girl wants to marry a polytechnic leaver yet you guys are the first people who complain about discrimination. Same discrimination you poly leavers are guilty of

My advice to the OP is to look for a fellow polytechnic girl and date as that girl he is chasing is way beyond his level in all ramifications.

very silly comment

corona virus all over kano

khiaa:
AfricanPride, SCurl, Luster Curl, Carefree Curl, Luster Pink. These are all Jheri Curl products. Jheri Curls are for women and men.

pls which one is the best pls

what about all the efcc confiscated properties in different states all over Nigeria

Useless, foolish, brainless animals handling the affairs of this country, even a useless president

Millenniumlady:
Use the both guys to your advantage


Keep joe guy for assignments and handout test and other class stuff



While use the new guy for your finances phones,clothes,eateries wigs


And please stay in school hostle that way non of them can bother you with sex cause they can't gain access to girls hostel and you ever visit any of them reduce your sexual conversation with joe guy and learn to keep your phone private.....Hope it helps

this is the mindset of the average Nigerian girl today

that's why relationships scares me these days. U will be faithful and loving a girl, and she will be using u

djon78:
And most of the time, those chicks don't forget about those there past guys. Even when married.

It's more about carrying unnecessary baggage. That's why most very bad guys end up with better women, even virgins or babes with low mileage in there down below. Because they from experience know that it matters very well.
Na mugus and simps fall for otherwise

bros, u are very correct. it happens alot

even the president of Nigeria is a beggar, so am not surprised