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SmileDance:
Since everyone is taking sides with the OP's wife, I ll give a different advice.
Op, don't kill your wife and don't threaten to kill her again, just divorce her...
When they ask you why you divorced her, say 'you saw her using mycoten cream'. Thank me later.

beautiful advice

jcross19:
I saw the same news that was prophet Jeremiah gave him the money and a SUV.

the man will give u money with right hand, and recover same money from u via left hand

Nigerians don't know that man, I pity

13 hours - the movie

chiemmanuel:
I replied

sorry for late reply
I checked, I didn't receive it
pls , could u resend please

chiemmanuel:
when you are ready, let me know

I sent u DM now

chiemmanuel:
If you can, get a remote controlled vibrating pant, it gives multiple orgasms, and feels like a tongue
If not ask him his opinion about MouthAction
I didn't like it earlier but I found a way to pleasure my partner and make it enjoyable for both of us

which way did u find

Oga Sir, show us way na. Honestly Am not yet married, but I ought to learn so I don't av issues tomorrow

Reply bro

healthserve:
The most important thing is what I want to hit on before this thread degenerates into a squabble. And it is take it easy on yourself. Your high moral standards and etiquette along with your principles, beliefs, values and self expectation has placed you on a pedestal where you expect yourself to act in a certain manner and form. So to win this war, you must first and foremost win the battle in your mind. Yes, every thing goor or bad in this instance is in your mind and to end this struggle the battle must first be won in your mind. Hence I recommend this tips:



1. You'll make new resolutions and you'll fail yourselves many times. But be prepared to forgive yourself before you fail. Being able to pick yourself back up and move forward is one of the routines you should embrace enroute your destination to get healing.


2. The mind is the largest sexual organ. Stop feeding your mind with crazy sexual stuff. Infact Place rules on yourself not be participate in anything sexual outside your hubby.



3. After you've forgiven yourself, adopt the belief that marriage isn't all sex sex and sex. And you'll sacrifice what you don't receive but stay contented. Mental contentment is one of the sure ways to deal with mental wandering. To win this war, you must treat yourself with love and kindness and not condemn yourself in anyway however bad, lest through your own cycle of thoughts you slip into being guilt tripped by your mind and loose focus on healing beyond scars



4. Try new things and fill up spare hours. Place yourself in a new fellowship or activity group where you'll use more of your free time to practice. The rule for change has always remained the same and one I recommend to myself many times is to replace a bad habit with many good habits and practice. Spend more time on activities to have your mind filled up.


5. What you feed your mind matters. In place of sexual arousing information, try spiritual affairs so the sector of your mind producing this thoughts would be flooded with light and you can fix the gaps within your walls and have the breech sealed.

u are preaching sermon, when someone is talking about konji

Kathleens:
I have to create another account for this reason, please i need all the advice I can get to save my marriage and sanity.

Recently I have been feeling so Hot after I stopped my baby from breastfeeding. My hubby tries his own possible way to satisfy me but after the sex I will still masturbate to pleasure myself cause I will be fantasizing about someone going down on me with their tongue (I have never experienced that in my entire life) my hubby doesn't do that.

This has made to fantasize about other guys giving me the pleasure I need, i went as far as searching the internet for gigolos and having this fantasy with them on my mind. This is crazy, I even contacted one and we fixed a date (he promised to go down on me really hot with his tongue) but I bluffed it cause I really don't have the courage to cheat on my hubby though I have cheated on him a million times on my head. I can't even imagine doing it physically but the thought is always on my head. I need to stop this and the frequent masturbation before it ruins me.

I need all the advices including insults, maybe the insults will reset my head. I am 32 years with four kids. Thank you

the truth is, don't feel bad at all. its never a bad thing to have the desire for blowjobs down there, its normal.

First and foremost, am not yet married, but one deep truth I know is that, communication is key in relationship and marriage. Have u asked him about MouthAction and ur desire for it? when u did, what was his reply??

Brandonx:
My Ex- girlfriend who just got married recently (arrangée marriage) still calls and chats with me.

When we parted ways I severed ties with her completely. Few months later she called and texted at first I ignored but after a while I decided to reply her messages and take her calls.

We talked about so many things that happened in the past. She came visiting, we were cool until she traveled back and started acting funny.

I ignored her got into a relationship. She somehow knew about it and she went berserk.
So I stopped communicating with her.

After a few months she called and sent text as usual, we started talking again as my new relationship wasn't too serious.

She requested for my recent pictures, we made video calls. Little did I know she was getting married in a few weeks. I sent her a congratulatory message and she was surprised.

Few weeks after the wedding she called we spoke at length, at a point I asked about the husband, she quickly changed the topic and I also observed she wasn't too comfortable, I told her I was about leaving the house , we should probably talk some other time .
She then said " you asked about my husband, he's fine " I then told her to extend my greetings, her reply was " who do I tell him sent his greetings".
I think we still have feelings for each other.

are u the guy that actually deflowered her? reply pls

daddytime:
Are you Idris Okuneye?

Answer me before I advise you.

My name is Adviser Nowamagbe

I thought adviser nowamagbe is dead ooo, u still dey Edo state?

Lol

Bola146:
Where is the mother? Mad men everywhere

their mother must av gone to knack another man in a hotel somewhere

Mad women everywhere

Dupalmer:
Few years back my ex fiance had told me that she they'd be having a Christian camping program the coming week. I was almost fooled but what gave her away was my laptop that she was using to watch movies before the battery drained out.

When I later made use of the laptop at work, She had logged onto her Facebook account but was unable to sign out before the battery drained. I passively went through her wall and chats and noticed that the supposed camping date was a ploy to have a free weekend with a guy who she'd been communicating with online.

The guyman is based in Germany. He had already spent close to 2 weeks in Nigeria since he came back and was ready to travel back to Germany but scheduled being with my Girlfriend for the weekend.

I foiled the "camping", I sent a friend request to the guyman with a message, he promptly accepted and we started communicating. Luckily he's not a woman wrapper. I told him my history with the girl and how she's trying to play the two of us. We agreed to meet and our meeting sparked a wonderful friendship and trust that is still in existence till today. For me I was done with the relationship. Though it really pained me but I needed proof.

We agreed to play along. He invited her to where he was lodging. I had wanted her to pass the night in my place but she said it will ruin her program that she and her fellow campers would take off to Camp of Faith in Okigwe before noon. I "bidded" her farewell for the camping programme. She even called me to tell me that they were taking off and 3 hours later she called to say that they had arrived. She sounded so convincing that you wouldn't believe that she's not in the same city with me. The more she lied the more I am ending the relationship in my mind.

Well I kept tabs with my guy. They had agreed she'd would come over to his hotel at 6pm. I was at the bar of the same hotel trying so hard not to get drunk. My guy chatted me up around 7.40pm signaling me. I went and knocked, behold my fiance opened the door she was wearing her finest nightie, without bra, flaunting her fine legs and hour glass shape. My pain was nothing compared to her shock.

In summary she lost the both of us. She tried everything possible to get us back while blaming the devil.

Trust them at your own peril.

I like stories like these

when the ladies are telling theirs, let's also be telling ours. men also need to speak up, ladies also cheat and break the heart of innocent guys a lot.

when they say men are scum, let's also say women are scam

we die here

Winneygirl:
All these internet warriors claiming that most women are unfaithful...95% women bla bla bla
Yet every Saturday, weddings, weddings, weddings.
Are the unfaithful women busy marrying themselves?
.
If you doubt the paternity of your child, it is up to you. Don't be unfortunate thinking that everyone is unfortunate like you.

e pain am

na one of dem be this

How many guys are u knacking presently?

JentuPrinz:
when you asked a girl to come over to your place,and she asked you"are you the only one at home?And u replied yes".Later she said"Ah!i'm not coming again oo".Please what does she mean?

she wants party

lol

Ernesttoby30:
Hello, I'm Felix by name. A very ambitious young man. Introvert thought not to an extreme. Single and Hoping to settle down soon. (I promise not to waste your time).

You can contact me either call or WhatsApp 0810 (132) 8369

If given the chance, i promise you won't regret it.

what if u realised she is in Uganda or Congo, will u still want to marry her


Lol
instead of u guys to even ask her which country she resides, Lol

ear infection things
probably penis infection this time

Reichel99:
Regina looking fresher now than when she was with somadina, my sisters don't settle for less, money makes the world go round.

we know ur type, las las, we may hear on Nairaland that some yahoo boys dump u by the road side pantless and lifeless

U better go and work hard and learn to earn a living for urself

Kylekent59:
Any one who commits suicide or who had committed suicide before is a weakling.


A real being solves his/her problems and doesn't run away from it.

my dear, u don't understand

Just pray that you do not encounter the kind of problems people go thru, there are some people u see smiling openly, but in secret, they shed tears

That's why I try my best not to cause anyone pain and sorrow

May her soul rest in Peace though

ladyGKilaBCrueD:
This is why I hate broke boys
Just a couple of plates of food and movie dates and he feels entitled to the girl’s body
Abeg! A normal big boy would just have dusted his feet and left but trust broke angry boys to pull dumb stunts like this.
Congrats, you just made a big fool of yourself. You now have the reputation of being a scrub who dine and dashes on dates.

ashi

XX01:
Softsheen carson wave nouveau.

Buy the original. Works like magic.

pls can u help with a pics , there are different types out there,

need pics so I can know the original u talking about pls

pls which restaurant can i get this meal in Kano

this is Starch and Banga soup (starch most importantly)



Mods, pls take this to front page please

Lovebliss2:
Interested

send ur number for WhatsApp

rupeelicious:
They should all get glycerin and use as their body creams henceforth....
They'd feel like they are in October.

Thank me later

really?

glycerin oil is of two types

Vegetable glycerin & Whitening glycerin

which one pls??

jesus247alive:
Live reporting from Kano.... The cold na die

I dey kano too

the weather gets a little better in the afternoon, but early morning na die

I feel this story is fabricated

jarrot:

I don't believe in marriage nor love either.
E no dey work. Not trying to discourage you bro

but u believe in ashawo, runs girls

Lol

funmisticqueen:
fact of life, money changes both men and women because it comes with control. It's human nature

Your wife is not emasculating you, you are just losing control of the power and finances in the family. Do you know how much BS women tolerate from men in marriages because he earns more?

Uncle, go and hustle or give your pants over to your wife and stop complaining

Dem suppose turn acid inside your vagina

Ashawo kobo kobo

Lightangel65:
I see different posts on Nairaland about girls not wanting to date or marry broke guys, you can't really blame them. In this world men are bread winners no matter how much we talk about splitting the breadwinning with females it can't happen, even if she is rich that's the world we live in.

If a girl should get married to a broke guy what of if he doesn't get rich, that's a life of poverty and also damming you children's future.

It's better to make it first, before thinking about marriage and women.

You would be surprised when you have made it women won't even be on your wishlist, there is more to life than women (there is games, movies, food and much more) you can also adopt kids if you feel lonely and can cater for them. And marriage is not for everyone.

ashawo kobo kobo

czarr:
someone else bust the cherry either before you guys dated or very recently, she won't own up to you cos she knows eventually if she keeps dating you you'll find out and leave her.


better to end it herself and keep her sanity
she'll start afresh with a new guy who she won't lie to that she is a virgin, probably the guy who bust it.

the things is virgins just want someone bold enough to convince them and deceive them into giving up the cherry, trust me women just want someone to blame other than themselves , be that person they'll blame for leading them astray and they won't leave you.

Sir, you are a Legend

u made a very important point here

dimade1:
What good for me does not good for you. Where do you want to keep delivery,if every go to do pickup

Lol ur English na die

if ur client is serious, he should come to kano, instead of sitting in his PH air-conditioned office and expecting 500mt