₦airaland Forum

Jayhome24:
Obi is a a bastard l, he killed his father tell him I said so.

Gringory is a bastard he will never rule Nigeria in his lifetime. Shege pro max waiting for him by 2027 he won't escape the stealth.

Coward
Please gerrout of my mentions.

Some of you come to faceless fora to form James Bond and find an outlet to release your entire life's frustrations.

You come to Nairaland to challenge and shower expletives on a man who can feed your entire community and even buy you as pet.

Don't you ever quote me again.
Mumuni.

tiswell:
you gather and behead them back,abi nor be red blood dey dia body?

Unless Nigeria goes to war, or I join the armed forces, I have no intention of taking a life or causing GBH to anyone except in self defense.

The lazy NPF should do what they're being paid for.

The Army is doing internal policing work, combating armed robberies, banditry, terrorism, pipeline vandalism and doing VIP protection work.

That is what the police is paid to do, not the collection of equnje on market roads, bribery and issuing asinine statements on social media.

aguluobi:
You are just making senseless noise, every Nigerian know how elections are won in Nigeria. 20 trillion Peter Pandora Obi can not win an election even with a monkey in Nigeria.

When MKO won his election no fool was making noise that is was rigged even when the system was worse than we have the two time Obi contested as VP n president.

When Tinubu contested he also won even when the incumbent president do not want him to succeed him, he won crushing every obstacle on his path.

In Nigeria any igno that must be president must crush any opposition to victory that bastard n fool Peter Pandora obi lack the intelligence n know how to win an election in Nigeria n till his death he will never win.

When Igbos are ready you should present capable leaders that are not divisive like Dave Umahi

Obi is not even on Nairaland.
Why are you calling him bastard and fool?

Why do you have such bitterness and hatred for a man who is not even aware of your existence?

May God have mercy on you.

LegendHero:
Even Obi will laugh at your jokes.

I always laugh when you people treat Nigeria case like it is some vacuum. In politics, you plan for reality and not fantasy.

Ask yourself, why is Labor party having crisis currently. It is because in Nigeria, the people there are molded different. To succeed, you need to play their game because people here don’t follow that righteous nonsense.

Tinubu is the strongest Nigeria politician of this century. If you can’t see that from him winning 2023 election against all odds coupled with the FG landmines laid for him, then I feel sorry for Obi for having kids like you parrot his name.

Obi in 2023 was an Igbo and Christian candidate. He did nothing spectacular as he only won his region & religion. The mumuni even lost against two Muslim candidates, he is the greatest weakling I’ve ever known.

Even Mahmoud Yakubu will laugh at your jokes.

Odin13:
Peter Obi will never be the President of Nigeria...

He’s a religious bigot .. that handed Anambra state to Catholics to oppress .. Catholics now corner every aspect of the state and will openly brag .. who dares ?

Catholics now sell and rent houses to Catholics first before any other

The Roman Catholics fathers are now emperors ... yet same will be the first to lament about Islamization by Muslims and other gibberish trash


Anambra is now Catholics and other religion in every elections and brags how they now own Anambra state


How can such a foolish bigot without shame rule this country
Walahi I pity other Nigerian religion

Any Anambrain being honest will attest to this

Sam ecatholics are now pushing soludo to play the religious card and that one has been subtle dancing to their tune

Housing estate fegge is a state owned estate .. today is now Catholics estate

Same to every aspect of Anambra social life .. forcing religion on primary school and secondary students

Obi has failed ..

Let him contest and be disgrace a million times and for humans that think .. is a joke .. Obi is not an Igbo candidate.. he’s only masking and promoting Catholics at detriment of other religion

Obi is a pure religious bigot .. all this forming and famzing with north and Muslims is just a camouflage..

Obi hates Islam .. he is also a closet tribal bigot that hate other ethnicity

Married from akwaibom to cover stupidity.. they know him and rejected him

Only Mugus wey he chop carry his matter for head .. no sensible being supports him

The current president is Muslim and his vice is Muslim.

You should check into an asylum asap.

tiswell:
Nothing is so special about cultists.


Police shouldn't instill fear in the minds of innocent Nigerians for nothing

Until they behead someone you see everyday.

Airheads all over the place.

Look around agencies and parastatals and you'll find people who are only interested in their salary, how much bribes their position can currently fetch and how they can oppress their subordinates.

No practical sense or innovative idea on how to function in the position they currently occupy.

Either they lied or forged their way in or they were recommended as Thank you by a politician who wanted a slot instead of cash or they were put in because of tribe or for any reason other than competence.

Form a group to tackle a cult group, as if the mass of cult groups and their rival gangs are not enough already.

In saner climes, this man should immediately be suspended and the NPF issue a counter statement to defuse the gravity of this oafish ejaculation.

Geovanni412:
Even in USA they have palliatives

They call it food stamps

The problem with palliatives here in Nigeria is there is no structure on how to distribute it fairly. It seems like another avenue to loot more funds.

Food stamps in the US are given to people whose income is 130 per cent below the poverty live.

Is this something to be proud of?

We are not currently facing any epidemic or natural disaster, why reduce an able-bodied population to people who depend on crumbs and handouts to survive?

Do you think US citizens will tolerate the kind of corrupt, unpatriotic entities with draconian concept of leadership we call leaders today?

Ana akogheri.

aguluobi:
Just imagine Alex Otti was the person undertaking this initiative.

Let those praising Otti praise Tinubu that is obviously doing beta than him

Wahala go full everywhere.

Comparing a president to a governor?

Mumu na mumu even on Good Friday.

99thEnemy:

After this, why not merge with a retreat of Single ladies looking for husband then watch the wonders happen.

They can team up with Shiloh (Single ladies section)

No be say women no dey o, but to find wife this days done pass "we saw one ripe udala in your compound and we're here to pluck it"

You fit marry yahoo boy ex-girlfriend, body count running in hundred and thousands, user of Love Machine wen big like yam or pestle, womb wen done comot like fifteen or more, single mother whose kids are her brothers and call her Aunty, woman wen go lash ex before wedding and dash you a firstborn, woman wen done explore all her natural holes without restriction, woman whose noods are possessed by two men or more, et cetera; if you no shine your eyes.

Your holy holy church girl insisting you see her pastor first and no kissing before marriage fit dey collect every night from her backyard neighbor.

For this one, Baba God must everly run am for us, as we gat no strength.

Me as a man have gotten to the point where the five women who are close to me and from whom I want to pick my wife from are all pure virgins.

Before marriage I'm taking you to a lab run by my Dad's friend for virginity test, both front and back.

Whether you rode bicycles in primary school or did frog jump in nursery school or fell on top of a pole in university is none of my business.

Pure virgin or nothing.
I done too see rubbish.

Third World, for a reason.

Go closer, you'll find politicians wining and dining lavishly on the commonwealth that should have bettered the lot of the common man including that of themselves.
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By the way,
500 Fijiian Dollars = ₦300, 571.50

Ana - ezuzughari

Who did you buy from?

For a purchase of ₦1mill and above, you should have found out and bought from the authorised distributor, directly.

When I bought my Hisense TV, I had to go directly to Fouani outlet in ShopRite, and I knew what I was getting.

The 1080p display beat that of other TV whose owners just picked without doing due diligence.

Please return that thing asap and order directly from the authorised distributor.
Either you walk in to buy or they weighbill it to you if they aren't that close.

And read reviews and specifications of any appliance before even heading out for purchase.

Kingrshd3:
And u are the Obi e rat 🐁

I thought Obi came distant third?
Why do you all see him as a threat?

Why do your minds run only to him when opposition is mentioned?
Why do you lots assume anyone who is not supporting balablu is automatically obidient?

Its very easy to steal the village drum.
The problem is finding a place to beat it.

Ewus 🐐

Hezzyluv:
Life is not easy at tall..

Funny enough, tell the secondary school students of these days what's ahead of them and the need for them to learn skills couple with their studies, they will rather see you as enemy who doesn't want them to go to the University and graduate.

I advised my kid brother to go learn skills first before schooling after, the guy blatantly refuse to heed to my advice. Today, he's a graduate but we have never stop sending him succor.

How many salary earners are comfortably building houses and buying good cars?

Artisans and business men are the ones generally making the dough, with flexible work times.

6-year old don get hotel and I'm on Nairaland arguing with Tinubu's E-rats.

Money Crypto has changed wallets hands.

I'm genuinely surprised the military could rescue abductees from bandits without "gallantly engaging them in a gun duel, killing two while the rest escaped with gunshot wounds and varying degrees of injuries with efforts being made to arrest the fleeing suspects."

It seems whoever wrote this script is either ignorant of the language of military reportage or is aware this didn't happen in the SE.

No pics of three AK-47s with a trailer load of pump-action bullets

Army done fall my hand big time.

Psychiatrists and psychologists will soon go out of jobs.

Obasanjo was not the best in his time and age.

But the few hopeless bunch of presidents we've had after him have forced me to love him and rank him as one of the finest specimens of our national politics.

How this man still keeps fit and agile after all these years shows a remarkable and admirable sense of discipline.

Thank you Otti for repealing that law that allotted humongous benefits to political hoodlums who had already fed fat on the commonwealth of Abia for years.

May a hopeless House of Assembly never arise to amend that law and reopen the conduit of undeserved pension to looters of Abia.

By signing this bill, you have knowingly conceded your pension as governor even when you are yet to complete your first year in office.

I love you Man (no homo.)

As the spirit leads...

I could assume any position depending on the terrain, my speed, environment and traffic flow.

In a typical December traffic where an inch of space is precious, I retract my side mirrors and assume the last position while sitting bolt upright.

The topmost right hand side position is far too awkward.
I would never descend that low, on my sworn honour.

GreatAchiever1:
The cropped out text says "Always do a fantastic job". Am I right?

Genius.

You deserve a bear hug.

Nice try.

But I wouldn't compare this one to Machalla.

There's something pleasantly genuine about organic love.
You cannot describe it, yet you feel it.

slaawomirr:
Damnnn niggar

Hell no..I'm not doing
Their language na war

German

German na chewing gum if you sabi read King James.

Na you no gree love the things of God.

These ones just wan knack.

cuba62:
Please what is the primary responsibility of the Nigerian military?

Internal policing.
Securing civilian lives and properties.
Manning checkpoints.
Gateman work in banks and big men houses.
Vigilante duties.

To me, women who wear artificial wigs whether human hair, synthetic 'attach' or braids other than their natural hair come across to me as mannequins.

I simply see them as insecure people who are not comfortable in their own skin.

I'll take natural braids whether cornrows or 'houseflies' or village princess hairdo or even full, uncombed, natural jagajaga hair on a woman over these plastic things anytime anyday.

Men like me don't even know which one is bone straight or which one currently sells at ₦300, 000 and above and we don't effing care!
Because, either we are totally indifferent to its value or we find it all disgusting.

Once I find you as a woman sharing your family pictures, bedroom pictures, outing pictures, new dress pictures, make-up free pictures and all such clout-chasing stuff online, I done zone you.

In fact, just have TikTok on your phone.
I done move sharperly.

Watch as importers will still exploit this window go make abnormal profits to the detriment of everyone else.

Okay

everythingtall3:
No picture , no video , in this age where everybody use andriod or iphone

So, if you were in a Town Hall meeting and all of a sudden bullets started raining with no discrimination you'll still whip out your phone to record?

How many armed robberies, violent attacks, checkpoint bribery, boko Haram campaigns have you ever recorded abi you dey live for Aso Villa?

theysg:
Okay so now... we are fully behind Alex Otti.

Please note, i am not behind Labour party or Peter Obi gbajue or deceptions, my main support is for Gov. Alex Otti.

Because this man is setting himself apart from every other politicians out there, and this is what we need in Nigeria.

God Bless Gov. Alex Otti, God bless the people of Abia, God bless Nigeria.

He has not yet assented to the Bill Oga.