₦airaland Forum

While this is a good step in the right direction, there are more pressing issues which require federal attention.

Watianoengineer:
We Nigerians Voted for you over the incompetent Peter Obi because of your trusted and tested ability to deliver. Your template in building modern Lagos is an inspiration to we Nigerians and that is why we gave you our mandate. May God bless president Bola Tinubu and give him strength to fulfill his renewed hope agenda. It shall end in praise and we shall all smile at the end of these reforms. This renewed Hope will Favor me and my Family. Amen

Writing an epistle over the introduction of a levy?
Una mumu too much normally.

Globad:
Preachers who use megaphones at Ikeja, Ojodu Berger and Yaba should take note.

Dem go still jam you inside vehicle.

You must repent!

ogbonti:
--- the naira - dollars - and pounds that ritualists makes us believe comes out of ritual process, who prints it ?

-- CBN or US Treasury Department or Bank of England?

--- Does the Ezenmo or Babalawo has a key to the vault of these financial institutions?

--- Ignorance no go kee my pipo

These Ezenmuos na low-key traffickers of human body parts.

The get-rich-quick weyreys patronizing them are simply couriers, delivering whole bodies to fund the lower part of the supply chain.

Using a close friend or relative meant the courier would operate in a familiar territory and carry out his crime with a high degree of success.

The real clients are international human parts racketeers with local big men and politicians affiliated with the occult and the cannibalistic.

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Blissful marriage to y'all ❤️

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Will you keep quiet.


Enemy of good news and every good thing in life.
Na dere u dey so.
Continue hating good things...... body go tell u las las.[/quote]Your IQ test result is all over Nairaland Bro.

Watianoengineer:
Still reasonable, if Peter Obi had won, this portion of fufu would likely sell for 300 due to his inexperience in handling the economy. May God bless president Bola Tinubu and give him strength to fulfill his renewed hope agenda. It shall end in praise and we shall all smile at the end of these reforms. This renewed Hope will Favor me and my Family. Amen

I thought Atiku came second?
Why una no dey ever mention am instead of Obi?

[quote author= post=128670056]This is getting outta hands.
All terrorists (both boko and ipob) kidnappers, the evil ones among the herdsmen, criminals will never end well in this nation,
They all will never end well in life.

The day you decide to take someone's life is the day you give up yours.[/quote]Your washerman Darling Daddy for done rehabilitate and release the criminals within 24 hours.

I don't envy your life.

I was expecting pictures of the criminals both dead and alive with their locally made pistols which miraculously use AK-47 magazines and pump-action bullets arranged in front of them.

Does it mean this policeman is one of the kidnappers or what?

Oh, I now see.
This one happened in the North...

Ndi Ara.

Sccarrr:
no, E dey decline, ode! We know you're sad about the news..your expectation namake e dey rise daily, it gives u orgasm

Mofo's spotted

This was the situation before the purveyors of change arrived.

Had we allowed those who understood governance and Economics to continue what they were doing, imagine where we would have been by now.

Stop making noise.

Watianoengineer:
Still reasonable, if Peter Obi had won, this portion of food would likely sell for 5k due to his inexperience in handling the economy. May God bless president Bola Tinubu and give him strength to fulfill his renewed hope agenda. It shall end in praise and we shall all smile at the end of these reforms. This renewed Hope will Favor me and my Family. Amen

Ronus are used to hardship, a smooth and easy-going life is alien to them.

The patience they are advocating for Tinubu's weak performance would have turned into protests and riots even if Peter Obi positively stepped up Nigeria's economic indices.

Good a thing we saw Buhari's performance and are currently experiencing Bulaba's.

Let us see that miscreant that will call for the ouster of a performing government again due to blind hatred for the leaders' ethnicity.

Chinkoalhaji34:
Same thing that happened to the Gbajue Obi mono rail in Anambla.

Mumu doesn't even know the difference between a deal and an MoU.

Na coconut dey bring rope wen dem dey use tie am.

Not a surprise anyway; Gbola has always surrounded himself with rankadede agberos, dropouts and stark illiterates.

Obi is not in government but una still dey masturbate to his name morning, afternoon, night; 24/7.

Error401:
How can you be defending yourself and you killed over 10,000 children and journalists? The funny thing is that they are oppressing and still crying victim. If you call that defense, you dont have senssee.

Mindless shelling of innocent civilians with zero achievement aside the annihilation of the Gaza populace. The only hostages they were able to free was done through a swap.

An example of genocide, of total annihilation is what is currently happening in the middle Belt of Nigeria and the FG chooses to look on like mumu.

Israel is currently fighting an ACTIVE WAR in Gaza, not combating a riot or an uprising or a terrorist attack.

Hamas' attack on Israel, though an act of terrorism, called for a full blown war because it was an attack of a government on the sovereign soil of another.

According to Gowon during the Nigerian civil war, "All is fair and just in war."

If Israel, with all the intelligence and armament available to it, is still painstakingly picking out terrorists one after the other and and studying civilian spaces and establishments before applying deadly physical force, then they should be commended.

If they were intent on committing a genocide in Gaza, Gaza would have been reduced to rubbles by now with no life breathing.

Again, if you want to see an example of genocide, check out the vicious handshakes between the Fulanis and the peoples of the Benue, where whole villages are sacked, people are cut in pieces and burnt with their children, cultivated farmlands are set on fire, IDP camps are attacked and women are raped without mercy.

Otherwise, wait for the war to be over then you can sue Netanyahu to the ICC for war crimes.

Yinmu.

And you show us the back of a policeman because it happened in the North abi?

If it were to be in the South East, Nairaland would have been flooded with pictures of the perpetrators, the village head, youth leader, vigilante commanders with dead bodies of the perpetrators littered here and there.

No name of those arrested, no pictures either.

Mekuna continue.

We4all:
Retailers are the ones exploiting people. They keep making calls up and down to set a new rate for prices of old stocks. That wine must have been produced over a year ago, so hiking the price is senseless.

Producers are the ones setting new prices due to the vacillating exchange rate which consequently trickles down to retailers.

If you as a retailer sell off your old stock at Father-Christmas prices, when you go to restock and hear the prevailing company prices, body go tell you.

We sane Nigerians for dey congratulate Bulaba by now if not that the circular for gagging outflow of embarrassing publications to the masses leaked just several days ago.

APC, a party built on lies, deceit and propaganda.

Ronus have successfully ushered in the Great Tinuflation.

Manhood Yakubu will go down in history as the infamous oloribruku who subverted the democratic rights of millions of Nigerians and future generations for a plate of pottage.

As for Bulaba, he has simply accomplished his lifelong desire of answering Commander in Chief.

Whatever you all are saying out there, it doesn't concern him so long as Aso Rock's amenities are fully functional and his private jet is serviced.

Ronus have already taught him to see the masses as unfortunates who would massively throng the gates of Bourdillion for crumbs.

Even if the middle class totally collapses into the lower class, man no send.

Bulaba's three point agenda is to loot, kill and destroy.

Him never even begin tax services and commodities.

__Unago C Shege.

Anashe:
Was it a conversation you were engaging in? Mr. abortion. cho cho cho cho cho ...busy body. You won't find something else to do than to say nonsense about a dead girl that cannot defend herself. Mr. Divine Evidence, you will go to church tomorrow now and lift up holy hands abi? Hypocrite.

Frustrations? Lol. That's you darling. Next time use your sense! Read, you won't read. There are things that should not be coming out of your mouth at your big age!

I'm not your darling.
Rest.

descartes400:
How is a tube inserted into the vagina to see what not via monitor able to rupture an artery to cause internal bleeding of such magnitude?

How?

Someone suspected a botched abortion attempt and I tend to agree with them.

STEWpid:
Chai..


Chiiiisors!!!


This is hullabaloocious!












This regime will continue to favour me and my family.

Better meme fall on you.

Anashe:
You both don't have sense. Zero sense. Have you ever heard of PCOS? Fibroids? Or do you need me to Google it for you? If you know nothing about medicine, then shut up! Ozuo

I'm not the cause of your frustrations.
If you cannot engage people in conversation without an infusion of curses, abuse and insults then avoid me.

LordIsaac:
I’m so sorry…but it looks like the story was painted not to look like an abortion! Well, I pray God comforts them. A female child is work o….from birth till even after you get them weded.

You're sharp-minded!

1. Delayed menstruation.
2. Hospital ran pregnancy tests
3. Also did womb examination.
4. "Even 'evacuation' does not require anaesthesia" according to a relative doctor.
5. Uncontrolled bleeding. When did hysteroscopes start severing major blood vessels?

In all, I should be suspecting a prominent character in all of this, but what do I know sef?

The more you look, the less you see.

Which one is infidelity inside boyfriend and girlfriend relationship again?

A man has not afforded your family the respect of introduction and dowry yet you shamelessly spread legs for him 24/7.

A woman has no self-respect to preserve sex till she can binge on it in marriage with all dignity, she cohabits with you, performs all the duties of a wife and aborts your unfortunate fetuses and you take her seriously?

Both of you are two weyreys; stealing emotions and pleasures that do not belong to you and making a mockery of the institution of marriage.

The way you both sleep with each other is the same way any of you is free to sleep with someone else.
Nothing binds you to fidelity; no law, no spiritual contract or any legal agreement.

To think a mere girlfriend or boyfriend can be 'faithful' to you is the very height of delusion.

It takes a certain level of 'eye-tearing' to forgo moral and social restrictions to strip naked and go down with you.

Once they pass that stage, you're simply one out of many.

Set them up with someone else and be smart enough to avoid being sniffed out, you go cry tire.

Hack their phone, monitor their calls or clone their Whatsapp, your eyes go red wella.

Shameless generation seeking to surpass themselves in going against the order of nature and morality.

Creamypie:
Elections have consequences.when they thought they were dealing with south and east, na emselves dey do.thank god no protest in south and east. Painter of garri na 2k500 for warri. By 2027, any person still alive, and living, in this country will then be taught, this time, by extreme suffering. how to make proper electoral decisions, which are not based on tribe, religion. Those supporting APC are those living with their parents.

I think Nigerians already learned their lessons with Buhari, and voted aright during the last elections.

Unfortunately, the godless Mahmoud Yakubu had no fear in desecrating a responsibility as sacred as the collation and announcement of presidential election results.

What's left now is for Nigerians to resort to desperate means to ensure their election mandate is not thwarted by an irresponsible few.

N3TRAL:
From the day of the old testament till today, any group of people that carry the tag "Israel" are always in the business of land grabbing and expansion.

They're always nomadic and ready to kill for land.

Whether it is Canaan that was allegedly filled with milk and honey thousands of years ago or today's Palestine.

Not so different from what the Fulanis are doing across Nigeria except that the latter are supported by billions across the world because their ancestors compiled their myth of origin in a captivating way that made the entire world, at a certain epoch, to see them as "God's Special" people who can kill and take what belongs to others with consequences.

You left Benue that's being turned to blood and rubbles in your backyard to be foaming in the mouth over two aggressive Middle East nations whose are not related to you in any way.

Life is ephemeral.

Your ability to afford the finest healthcare on earth is no guarantee of longevity.

The one who eats right and exercises everyday may eventually die in an accident.

Never think yourself superior to any person, class or race of people.

If you ever get the privilege of leadership, use it for the greater good.

A hundred and fifty years from now, none of us here will remain on this earth.

A sobering reality.
A deeply sobering reality.

seunmsg:
That’s a bold and courageous leader who knows what to do. Correcting the mistakes of the past is not an easy process. The reforms, though painful, is the only sensible option considering our current situation. We must all endure and allow the process to achieve desired outcome.

What's our debt profile again?

Without probing past administrations or arresting those who looted our commonwealth, man just dey yarn lamba to feed his rankadede riff-raff.

Na today?

Emekayoung:
Don't blame them. They are following orders from the above. Just like the Nigerian army,they warned the masses against voting for the wrong candidate. They said they will follow orders from the above whether people vote the right or the wrong person,their business is to follow orders.

I love your analysis.

Just that we have too many illiterates in Nigeria who do not understand the ramifications of executive power and how dangerous it is to give it to the wrong person.

How people cannot see through candidates to judge their character and possible performance prior to elections is what baffles me.

DSS is simply a Yes Sir organisation doing its stipulated duty.

Nvestor02:
I don't expect anything better from the enemy of this country that want Tinubu to be borrowing money like previous government And pass the suffering to the next generation.

Tinubu is on the right track... The mumu only love to see failure, they will hate you when you analyze success for them.

Tinubu is going run his govts through internally generated revenue and pass prosperity to the next generation.

Tinubu should please increase the minimum wage and make everybody wake up to the new reality.

Double your hustle to survive, Cost of living in Nigeria is the lowest in West and southern Africa.

Walk around the African continent, check the price of foods there and compare it with how much you buy am for Nigeria, then you will realize that you guys had been lucky since all this while.


Werey people will claimed that shebi Nigeria have Natural resources, we should be feeding fat na.

But won't know that Human resources is far better than Natural resources. Most people are liability to this government.

I pray Tinubu declared more war against Insecurity too .. make citizens survive the cost of living themselves.

Not surprised.

There's always a rankadede zombie on this forum for every mumu president.

Jonathan's administration was El Dorado compared to his two brain-dead successors yet tires were burnt in the streets and people rioted till he left Aso Rock for una.

Foolish people always preaching patience for the wrong leaders and declaring fatwa on the progressive minded.

Maybe this is nature's way of weeding out undesirables from Nigeria.

I'm yet to hear of hunger protests in the South South and South East.

By next election, we will still see whether you tribalists have learnt your lessons or not.

flokii:
May your efforts yield positive results.
The other one with questionable philosophy certificate would have buried our economy patapata had it been he won. Medical doctors, lecturers, labour etc. for don dey strike now.
We dodged a bullet.

Zombeism na beta curse.

Tueeh!

1. Faithful ₦300
2. Respectful ₦300
3. Good cook ₦200
4. Beauty ₦200

This budget too tight sha.
Other traits are subjective.

If I mould her to be beautiful then I'm gonna add extra layers of tissue to her papayas and posterior.

Faithfulness and respect are godly traits already.

I'm pro-virgin wife, so turning her to a tigress is totally my responsibility.

By the time she experiences full body orgasm, no be me go teach her to be a tigress in za iza room.

softtorce:
Aboki wey de my gate earn over 40K
What does anyone do to be earning 35K ?

Maybe if you work in Anambra where the state government refuse to pay minimum wage sha, all thanks to legacy of the Pandora criminal Peter Obi.

If the current governor refuses to pay minimum wage its the fault of Peter Obi who handed over to Obiano who completed two terms and handed over to the current governor?

Oga stop being stupid!