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Riele:
HML

Look how happy they are ! Beautiful bride and not too handsome groom.

look at the amount of makeup she has on

Guyman02:
If you hear that a man is under a 'spell' by his wife, check very well you will find out that all she does is show him so much respect.
If you make a man feel like like an Alpha Male at home he will be loyal to you, but slay queens and feminists believe that equal rights means staring at a man straight to his face and telling him your mind anyhow you want and the result is the broken homes you see around.

one year on, your statement is still as true and potent as ever.

therajah:
Yes HELLOOO, WLD YOU WANT HER SISTER DJ cuppy? OR WHO DO YOU WANT!!?
Tacha. tonto dikeh...?

Oluwa na you be dat? Oluwa abeg I want 2million naira make I take run one ICT program like dat....I will deeply appreciate any answer LORD, even half the money is OK. I JUST WANT TO START AND TAKE IT FROM THERE..... Thanks Lord for the expected answer

Olam09:

abi, Las las

guy you wicked

HitSong:
Last last
Nobody send you Val gift
God is trying to show you a sign...

JasonScoolari:
....As usual, the camera man is always there to capture the moment.


Don't envy them one bit,... nah "contract" relationship be this.

Take your "Chinedu" the way he is and Take your "Adenike" the way she is.

guy ur wisdom on this one is there.....

Angelfrost:
With all due respect, it's completely disingenuous and nearly obtuse making such comparison!!!

Pinto is the kind of "criminal" I will gladly train my child to become... Mompha and Hushidiot are a blight to Nigerians home and abroad!!!

Please, y'all should learn to use your brains when making analogies.

exactly!!!! That is my exact reply to the guy, he seems confused. Maybe he is also one of them

Davash222:
Freepinto, but you guys are still the ones criticising Mompha and Hushpuppi dem. Hypocrites!!

bros, duping people and exposing corruption are not the same thing..... the guy is a whistleblower and not a yahoo boy/man... appreciate the difference!!!

Memberclub:
Lmao if Barcelona catch una again

my brother it is like you have been living in another planet all this while.....well, let me bring you up to speed...

Since we defeated Barcelona in that epic semi-final, we have gone on to become European champions.....since we defeated Barcelona we have gone on to win the UEFA super cup.....since we defeated Barcelona we have gone on to win the Club World Cup, in the process becoming the world champions......infact as I type this reply, we are 22 points ahead of our closest challengers in the EPL, undefeated and devouring every known team placed ahead of us.....

On the other hand Barcelona have become quite rudderless, lost so many matches, sacked their coach and are up for grabs by any serious minded team....to top it off, your only recognized striker right now is a 17yr old teenager.....

My brother! If Barcelona come in contact with Liverpool today, hmmm, it would be a massacre...

Speechless! If they are as innocent as they have been claiming then they should move over to CAS for clarification and reversal of judgement...my two cents on the matter

Waiting for that team that will dare challenge Liverpool..... we are the mighty reds

What goes around comes around, people's daughters have been decieved and destroyed now karma is back to take vengeance....Imadé, I am so sorry for what pops did okay?

And you sef karma you should have at least waited till she would be 16yrs old nah. Why all the rush? Is that how naughty Davido was?

Mykel51:
Good Script !

I would produce it for you. Tony Umez would be the Husband, Genevieve the Wife and Ini Edo the wife's friend.

Movie Title: My Two Wives

common guy, wow!!! Everything looks set. Cast set, title set, na just director and financier remain....nice title though

Anytime I see something like this, the lyrics of a particular song comes to mind. It goes thus:

See hanty, hanty!
Hanty wey mumu, hanty!

Really? You don't mean it

Deltatoto:
my dear it u like bring in dangote money to my house.i can’t stand u after been raped in front of me.my jealousy is epic I married a virgin I am easily irritated wouldn’t have married a woman that another dick has screwed.God forbid bad thg

funny you think this way but let me ask you: How is it her fault?

iCauseTrouble:
Sincerely, some hotel beds are holier than the bed in my room. I must change it before marriage to avoid laying my marriage on wrong foundation

thumbs up

themonk:
She probably wants to infect you, the truth is that you will be more comfortable to Bleep a girl who is not an olosho without condom than a girl who is and so would the next guy so it is easier to get STD from an average girl who is unfaithful.

though I don't do it, I think there is a certain logic behind the point you just made.....

Gnaeusmagnus:
Let me tell you a true story.

A Northern girl was married, at a young age, and had a baby,then was dumped by her husband(for any reason). Cannot go back home, and has no skills to survive.

So, she takes up prostituion.

That's the story behind many of these Northern prostitues. Some are in it deliberately, but many of them were forced into it by circumstances beyond their control.

hmmmm! Thought provoking

rentAcock:
Legalize sex excort services and tax the brothels. It will reduce the abuse of sex workers, reduce STDs and generate income for the states.

legalization of sex will lead to an increase in human trafficking for sex related purposes.... already human trafficking is already an ongoing issue that requires a lot of attention and government funding...my two cents on the matter...there is a lot of research to back this up

Admiral49:
He may be saying the truth, if the other guy said he does not know him then something is wrong with the timing and info of the arrest.......... Follow the story from the beginning and you will understand

is it possible that someone set him up to remove him as student Union president? Hmmmm!!!

RisenPhoenix:
From where I'm sitting, he's not thinking at all.

@op. She must really love you too. Continue paying her bills, feel grateful for the sex she deigns to grant you whenever she feels extra Hot, be faithful to her always, make a portrait of her, take it out on dates and keep it on the pillow beside you when you sleep. After she has finished moaning and squirming underneath all the outside guys she wants to, and has had maybe one or two babies for them (whose upkeep you paid for of course), you can then propose marriage to her and she'll generously accept and you'll all live happily ever after, with you overlooking the occasional fling she has with one or the other of her exes. You are not stupid. You have a good life plan.

this is sarcasm at it's very best, just insult the guy already

ubunja:
as long as you are in love, all this advice won't help you because you won't take it.


I personally never deal with any girl I love. Because I know its a recipe for disaster. I look for the girl to be the one who loves me.

ubunja the legend! I hail ooo....pls help us talk to this guy before it gets too late....one love

Lamanii22:
With all of ubunja's redpill? You didn't use any of that lol...

lol, stop mocking him nah. His body is allergic to ubunja's redpill...or maybe he doesn't know the dosage

illitrate:
Next time she comes, rub Cameroon pepper on the condom

No no no no!!! Look at the way you guyz are attacking my Obembet..I didn't want to react before but this is getting too much. It is not fair ooo....RONALDO remains the greatest of all time Period!!!!

chariisGRACE:
What about me that have not "do the do" before talk more of planning to do it. What will they share?

They should share recharge card instead for people like me that will be indoors that day.

As for those that are planning to have sex on that day, I pray It leads to pregnancy.
If I hear "Pim" it will be twins.

when I saw your name I honestly thought that my sister who bears the name Grace was secretly on Nairaland. But after checking your profile, I could not help but laugh at your personal text....I be Lagos boy but I still know my language small. So I am saying: eyeneka, kpeme idem foo....I hope I got that right? ...By the way your comments above is really funny

Tmb78:
Isn't it funny that people like you don't preach this when your people generalize when it comes to Yoruba men and women?

I quite agree with you, my people have a very skewed opinion of yoruba people. But then again, I was born and raised in Lagos. So I come from an entirely different School of thought.

StrikeBack:
Adding value, Agent of change or transformation really

you know one thing about people who say they regret being born in Nigeria, they are the same people planning to leave the country with the slightest opportunity. Nigeria cannot move anywhere with those set of people hanging around. I have a lot of them as friends and it sickens me....they are constantly looking for Canada visa, Germany visa e.t.c. as if those people did not build their countries.

There are so many problems in Nigeria today, the mentality should be, "how can I solve one"...I salute the individual who gave the police the information to arrest those cultists...that person is the real hero. That person is a solution provider. Instead of regretting, he decided to do his part by providing the police with information leading to the arrests if those cultists.....

StrikeBack:
So people still dey do all this nonsense cultisim, dem still dey wear useless and nonsense apron.

I regret being born in Nigeria

no need to regret being born in Nigeria because, God brought you here to be an agent of change or transformation....

If you are not adding value to Nigeria then God Himself is regretting bringing you here....don't join the pathetic wailers association, find a country you can run to and leave Nigeria to people who are willing to do something about the country..

tyup:
as a full blooded igbo man I shake my head how an igbo man would be talking about killing his wife which our Yoruba brothers would never do. I was talking about Yoruba people having the best home the other day children of hate came for my head I hope they can all see indications now

Igbo as a people need to learn alot from our Yoruba counterpart if possible they colonize us and teach us their way of life cuz with their level of civilization we igbos may be decades behind

I guess you know the right set of yoruba people....the ones I grew up knowing are the type that the wife is either on the third or fourth husband..... surprisingly, the igbos I know are the ones that have very stable homes and are an example in terms of tranquility....

Generalization is thereby a grevious mistake....by the way, am not igbo, I am a Calabar person.