₦airaland Forum

silvaspecs: This is gradually eating becoming an issue to me. I went to a cousin's house and he was out, just to find his wife sleeping and after a while she began singing this ringtone while sleeping. I felt quite embarrassed and so I tried to put myself in his shoe, and just couldn't imagine what I'd do if I were him. Can it be stopped once started?

Am allergic to those who snore.To be frant its realy quite embarrassing.

Some girls will say "sorry i don't have a phone". This is so annoying expecially when her phone rings forthwith and she's trying so hard to cover up...

acidtalk: Okay! No be my house, na my neighbor house and he don go church. Are you satisfied now.

Let the discussion continue.

Lol

tellwisdom: Ok bro, take a pics of that house of urs with ur name written on a paper beside ur t.v, and upload here make we even rate am ---Acidtalks

Seconded. Let's see the house, talk is cheap. Then after the pics, we can start the discussion.

I think it's Imo state.

onila: when u approach her?

she is obviously fronting or just being rude. .n u know she likes you-you wont really feel hurt or embarrassed, right?

I love wildcats a lot. To be succinct it makes the hunt fun and worthwhile. I know how the end's gonna be. They will still enter the place.

rayblue: NONSENSE AND SILLY POST.

It's not nonsense. All he said makes sense. There is no gainsaying that all he just said is the truth.

Orikinla: Many Nigerian guys are on Facebook to do nothing more than stalking girls and trying to hook them up.
I find this very unromantic and as a sort of obsession by men who don't have the balls to talk to girls or ladies offline. So, they post their smiling faces on Facebook and start stalking total strangers who also have posted their sexy pictures too.
You see these dogs sniffing at the girls on Facebook for hours.
They must be i-dio-ts.

Some guys do it like it's competition. Notice me attitude.

My Landlord in school is an understanding man. I don't really talk to him that much save for greetings. He lives upstairs, while i live down stairs. The most annoying facet is that he doesn't want to buy a big generator for pumping of water and whenever Nepa takes light, he will block the tenant's flow of water forthwith...Then when the hoarded one is gone, he will send his wife outside to fetch water. Sometimes i'll have to go outside to get water for myself. He's a good man anyway.

@Topic, The bible also recognises traditional marriage. If you loose your virginity after your traditional marriage, i don't think its contrary and unorthodox/profane.

Adetayo100: Hello Nairalanders, i've a friend we are best of friends, she has this kid sister whom i like so much. Whenever i see this girl i feel on top of the world. I want to date her but the problem is her brother, i don't know how he may react, pls what should i do and i don't want to ruin the friendship between me and her bother.

You need to give your life to Christ! Yes! REPENT!!

In this case, it wasn't like father like son. Being gay and head of illuminati,ng is the choice he made...I thought he was cured of his insanity when he started the captivating Tv program "ZOOM TIME". May God help him.

oyb: [quote author=Seun]She was his girlfriend before he started Facebook, so I don't think you can call her a gold-digger at all.

oga we don't need your comments, we need you to get married

. Hmmn, lol.

Where is she from? I think she's got an Asian accent. Congratz to Mark and Wifey.

Okoya: All my efforts ended with a CGPA 3.49..... what's
my fate in the market? Maybe I should just get a
transcript. This Is so painful. Please I need words
of encouragement.

Sorry Op, i know how it feels. I have seen 4.49 before and the person was crying. In your resumè all you need to do is to indicate that you got 3.49, so that they don't deem it to be a weak second class lower. Every little mark counts.

afam4eva: That's the whole point. Imagine what other politicians will do after bankole's hand or penis has been cut off. Everybody go shape up.

Lol, do you think the law makers will enact it? That bill won't go far. They know it would be suicidal to them.

Ozegbe: After reading MAN OF GOD FEEDING THE (or) ON THE SHEEP.
I learnt so many things and i will advice any christain who wants to live a fulfiling life according to the word of God read this book too, so you wont fall prey.
NOW back to the topic...very soon and i mean sooooon i will attend one of oyedepo's sunday service and interrupt his sermon with some highly disturbing questions, and i hope he will answer accordingly because whatever he does that day will be recorded.
AM JUST TIRED OF ALL THESE FRAUD STAR AND I THINK IS TIME SOMEBODY GIVES ANSWER TO REAL LIFE QUESTIONS

Bewildering labyrinth of facts and blustering desire for publicity. Is this how to make a name?

Incapacitation is also good. In the
context of sentencing
philosophy refers to the
effect of a sentence in
terms of positively
preventing (rather than
merely deterring) future
offending.
Imprisonment
incapacitates the prisoner
by physically removing
them from the society
against which they are
deemed to have offended. But sometimes imprisonment don't break them that brings me to the one infra.
*Long term imprisonment(life)
with the intention to
incapacitate is often used
by criminal justice systems
against habitual criminals
who recidivate. E.g
Cutting off a hand of a
thief is also an example;
this acts to prevent further
thefts in a drastic manner,
in addition to it having a
perceived deterrent effect
on others.
Imagine Bank-Ole's hands being cut off. Lmao! Capital punishment is good for detterence.

Logic Mind: Please answer sincerely.
If secession war from any part of the country starts again, will you fight to bring them back and keep nigeria one?
why?

War is better imagined than experienced.

dadicvila: Is it possible to drive on Nigerian roads and not hurl insults at other drivers?considering how reckless majority of the drivers on Nigerian roads drive....ignoring basic traffic laws and putting other road users in danger....do u exchange insults or do you ignore them mayb due to your good manners or maturity....

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an i.diot and anyone driving faster than you is a maniac?

I am a Lawyer, this is an interesting case devoid of uberimae fidei, inter alia. OP, can file a suit for status quo ante or nay liquidated damages provided that he can prove that the car was faulty before purchase, that's the onus upon him. He who alleges must prove. Albeit, it is for the court to decide, business eficacy and officious by stander. Was there a warrantee or guarantee? Let me not enlarge upon the mark ipso facto lest i ignite the quest for justice. Whilst reading this thread vide supra i noticed a term "counter offer" ergo @lekky you can sue. Feel free to consult and seek my legal advice. Ubi jus ibi remedium.

This story reminds me of the novel "Sizwe Bansi is dead". Can't stop laughing.

Because the house helps are not their kids....It is totally wrong to maltreat house helps expecially the part where they are sent to go hawking stuffs while their master's kids go to school. No person should be held in servitude. It should be employer-employee relationship not master-servant/slave relationship...Now i think most people who lease out these house helps are more interested in money than making sure the child is in safe hands. Maltreating of house helps is notorious and infamous in Africa. Labour law act 2004, regulates these things and African charter on human and people's right.

Okija_juju: The reason are as follows;

1. Nollywood does not make childrens movies.

2. Nollywood never casts any child in a leading role in any of their movies.

3. No film schools so it is hard to train a kid to fit into a movie role.

4. No movie premiers, so kids are not seen on red carpets.

5. Even when a kid is given a lead role, they act for like 10mins of the film and the next thin you see is "20 years later" and voila that kid is now Ramsey Noah or Ini Edo.

Yeah, you're on point. You nailed it...

Agrika: Because they are busy preparing for JAMB and COMMON ENTRANCE exams

feasibly true...I guess u get celebrated based on the kind of role you play. Round character, it's easier for Genevieve to play a teenage than for the actual teens to play adults like when they get to play married roles. American movies have teens as heros(Harry porter, Narnia, home alone) etc but this is not practicable in Nigeria.

Abusive ad hominem. This fallacy is the most notorious and infamous on NL. Refuttal and attacking the person instead of the topic or subject matter. I just don't like abusive words and calling people names, you don't elicit respect from such act.

But where are the coins we used to have?? 1naira coin. I can't imagine myself walking and my pocket making noise like a bell. Anyway i hope they know what they are doing.

Mrs.Chima:
People are still buying Blackberry phones?

Lol, the only thing you noticed in the story? OP needs advice.

yommyismine: U dnt trust urself

How do you mean? Elucidate pls.