₦airaland Forum

Bholutife18:
As a transgendered lecturer, which of the student gender should be careful?

I'm confused.

don be confuse,the time has Come when 10 women with be 4 1 man.

INTERMAN:
Recall the last post I posted concerning a cat reading with OAU students. Here was another drama that took place last night while a female student of the University suddenly ran mad while reading for an exam at a popular lecture theatre at OAU during night reading. It is the lecture free week and a lot of students were preparing for exam scheduled to start next week.

na Benzene she see o!e no easy to recover after that o!

femmy2010:
Aretha Franklin, the "queen of soul" who became the first woman inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, has died in Detroit at the age of 76.

The legendary singer was diagnosed with cancer in 2010 and announced last year she was retiring from music.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/events/evfwhn/live/czxc6q

even at old age she is still beautifull.RIP

abokibuhari:
Abia should give us this man, we go dash them oshiomhole and obaseki

holy ghost fire!u can take him on loan but those ones are not needed here.

Bluezy13:
Hehehe...



Maybe the thin no even enter.

Reminds of childhood days, after you and girl don play hide and seek reach one corner, you sharpily push her for wall, she code immediately, you dey try put the thin inside the girl, but the girl go just back wall, spread hand dey look you like mumu, you go dey suffer think say you dey do the thing, you no know say the thin no dey even enter

After like 2 mins, you drag your dirty shorts for waist, tie the rope, she cover her gown, mission accomplished. Play continues

Chie So uself spoil 4rm ur mama belle,bado!

cityabbey01:
I have been dating my girl for almost a year now, there has been series of fun play but non resulted to sex...

During one of her visit, she came from school to spend some time with me though it was not the first time she had come visiting that we indulged in our romantic and sexual escapades.

Fast forward, we started our usual fun and in few minutes I noticed like she was sleeping, in my mind I wondered what kind of sleep this was with all this mouth actions and caressing someone would be sleeping' hell no' I said. I didn't give up, I continued the job alone; with time I was inside her thrusting deeply without her moving an inch that something was inside her. I was kinda surprised she ain't moving, so moments later she woke and started questioning me if I actually put my swagga stick inside her kpetus? I was like seriously, u mean u want to claim ur sleep was true. I was dumbfounded, cus she blatantly claimed to be asleep and I did it without her consent. Was shocked to hear it for the first time that a dickson can can be inside your kpomo and u won't know throughout the action time.....

Women I beg o, come and tell me this is actually possible.

Chie the thin was So small that she cannot feel it

Gossipninja:
From Zenithnaija.com

More Below:

https://zenithnaija.com/we-will-lock-down-sambisa-capture-shekau-like-a-rabbit-borno-hunters-pleads-with-military-to-use-them/

na them wake themselves or person wake them?

i can never 4get one of his 1st series.BABA LANDLORD

NairalandFAYOSE:
pardon my blunders.
I was aware she has a baby before we met but still continued the relationship because the baby is with the father. she told me it was a mistake and the guy's family doesn't support their relationship. so they went their different ways while the guy kept the baby.

when we started, I found out she's humble, hardworking and she's everything I ever wanted in a woman. so we got married 4 years ago and have a 3 year old son and 2 beautiful twins (just 3 months old).

now the problem started when she went to church and her ex brought her 7 years old daughter unannounced. that he's married now and can't continue taking Care of the girl.
she called me from church and told me. immediately I told her not to bring a child thats not mine to me. she now took the baby to her mom and came home to meet me with my kids.
she has been begging me since to allow the baby in our home because the mother gave her 3 days to come and take her baby from her.

nairalanders pls I need your advice on this. those it make sense that I take the baby while the father is out there enjoying his life.

she may be of help one day,God will bless ur bountifully when u take care of that child as yours.

Demzlent:
saharareportersSaraki's Sister, Gbemisola, Declares Support For Buhari, APC
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In a message sent to our correspondent, Gbemisola, who is the Chairman, Governing Council of Federal University of Otuoke, Bayelsa state, said she would soon galvanize all her supporters and associates to begin a re-election campaign for Buhari.















https://www.instagram.com/p/Bl8633ODrse/

natural born killer who stays with the enemy.

AcuraZDX:
American man reveals how a Nigeria man sent him a Nigerian Jersey.

See what he wrote;
Met a Nigerian guy at the world cup, told him how much I loved the jersey(Sold out everywhere). He took my address and told me he'd mail me one. Didn't believe him but today this showed up all the way from Nigeria.. Random acts of kindness do exists

From Zenithnaija.com

More below:
https://zenithnaija.com/american-man-reveals-how-a-nigeria-man-sent-him-a-nigerian-jersey/

most people don know that the jersey is design as bird with feathers.

i beg make una ask am how much was a bag of rice then and dollar.

free Dasuki if so.the law don rule am and come add pkum(full stop)

Flickzvill:
Happy Sunday peeps well let me not bore you with the details, I broke up with my ex today because I am tired we started dating few years back while I was still in sch I was in 300lv nd she was in 100lv. At that time we started she stated shes got more of male friends than female I accepted bcz dia was nothing I could do.

Months after she lost her hostel space nd wanted somewhere to stay for the night before going home the next day nd I myself traveled i wasn't in sch nd I can't allow her sleep in my apartment my 2 roommates are guys I told her to go to her friends in the hostel but she declined that she can't stay with her I now asked her where does she have in mind she mentioned a guys name I was a bit angry at first but I asked her why him she said bcz he is like a brother to her I just laughed nd allowed her so she doesn't say I am controlling.

Anytime I asked about this guy she keeps saying his not like dat bla bla black sheep like I am a kid I confronted her that this her friendship with this guy can't continue believe me before they cut ties this said guy had to graduate before i rest you see why it's bad to date small girls? Fast forward this year she's now a big girl we are still dating but I noticed something she started hanging out with some girls they party together flex which is very normal but what pains me the most is going to sleep in a random guys house nd anytime I asked her if she's back she would say I nd my friends couldn't make it home so my friends bf offered to house us, believe me this is not the first time it always happens and anytime I confront her she uses this words "I am not married stop acting like we are and stop controlling me" this gets me worked up bcz I don't understand ladies like this why be in a relationship when you want to live a single ladies life? Few days back she called that she would be attending a wedding with this so called "friends" I just said ok but call me when you get back home she agreed hours later no calls i had to call her around 11.pm she didn't pick till this morning she flashed me nd den I called her she said she slept early that's why she didn't pick my calls i just said ok and asked her if she's home yet she said no I asked her where was she, she said shes in her friends close friends house I was like again? She started ranting what was wrong with that? Really?.

I am very much faithfull bcz I choose to I can as well carry any lady I see and bleep but that not my thing I can as well bring ladies over and party everyday but that not my thing I want to build something strong so my kids will emulate, my parents where very responsible even my dad confirmed it that my mom was very responsible before they got married that why I am very responsible today. I called her not too long ago and told her I am no longer interested in the relationship she bluntly said if that what I want fine and I ended the call.
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the thing is i love this girl to my bone but that kinda attitude is uncalled for. Nairalanders did I do the right thing? Bcz right now I am having mixed feelings. Happy sunday

yes,even heven reward

Oritzy:
I Agree

If you agree also park here

No let me move front small in case they send DSS

Iamkuttie:
You picked your phone one day and you saw this text from your ex...

"Hi am dating someone much better than you can ever be in your whole life"

what would be your reply?

oh!thanks,you see that am not selfish.if i didn't let u go,u won't be there now.i wish the best

In FeLa's voice "ITT"

Amakavula:
useless guy

easy na

trinity227:
So I went to this calabar woman restuarant and this was what I was served. What could this be?

404

zoba88:
I am currently listening to Rev. Mbaka's live message today titled 'disaster is cominh'.Here are some excerpts from the message.....

1.President Buhari,a former coup plotter has no reason not to stop the ongoing killings in the country.He has no reason to not have identified the killers.

2.According to him,had it been that it was Imams that were killed in Benue or Plateau,he would have attended the burials.He has no reason not to have attended the burials of those killed in Benue.Supernatural disaster is coming.Angels are already warming up.Nigerians should not worry.One day there will be vacancy from Abuja.The jet will park and nobody will use it unless they repent.

3.He said that Buhari has declared 2019 presidential ambition as if he knows what will happen between now and Christmas.He said he is just a microphone,speaking as directed by God.Anybody who plans to attack him because of his message will fail.

4. He also said that when Buhari was ill,he spent months in abroad.When his son had accident,he travelled outside.But when a mere Nigerian is ill,he gets treatment from our poorly equipped hospitals.The senators who would have intervened were silent because they need favour from Buhari.

4. He said when the disaster comes,President Buhari will cry.According to him,Buhari is like an egg.The sheep are crying while the shepherd is doing nothing.A shepherd is meant to empathic

5. He urged all the people closer to Buhari and senators to pass the information to them.

6.He also said that PDP want to come back after 16yrs of misrule.He told them to bury their head in shame,kneel down and beg Nigerians. They have no reasons to come back.

7. He also said that the amount of looting ongoing in Buhari's administration as revealed spiritually is too much.

These are the few I could remember

cc; Lalasticlala, mynd44


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2018/07/father-mbaka-attacks-buhari-is.html

pls try and remember now

correctbae:
A Nigerian lady has taken to her twitter handle to reveal the #50 Egg Roll She bought when she was hungry.

She wrote:
I got eggroll today for 50naira, hoping to see at least half egg inside but just lookat what I found �. 50naira just go fiam!

Source: https://correctbae.ng/2018/07/20/lady-reveals-what-she-saw-inside-a-50-egg-roll-she-bought-photos/

she be thief?if she want eat egg,let her go and buy it #50.

he should drag like that too

Prozzxyz:
Many lovers in the world today have taken a blood oath which i called BLOOD COVENANT. maybe you are one of them and you are looking for a way to break it, these few tips am about sharing with you will really help you.
Covenant can tie you up and it kills morethan HIV.
The first thing to do is this: If you noticed that you are no longer interested to continue with the covenant, all you need to do is just to tell your partner [The person you had the blood covenant with] alert him or her and explain to him/her
the reason why you want to denounce the blood agreement you had with him/her.
This reasons might be:
1. you dont love him/her anymore.
2. You did it out of ignorance and you want to quit it.
3. You cant keep the agreement anymore.
4. You want to break it and become free.
5. You dont want to die because of this covenant.
6. you are fed-up.
7. Your spirit told you to break it.
8. Its against your faith and believe.
9. You dont need it anymore.
10. You are afraid and you dont want to die.
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You can choose from any of these above reasons, stand on it and insist you must break it, luckily for you, he/she might accept to break it with you.
But if he/she insisted never to break it with you, never you give up, keep trying.
You need to tell your parents and your imam or your pastor about it, take somebody along with you to meet him/her, also pray for God’s help, i believe solution must come one day.
HOW TO BREAK A COVENANT.
After your lover have agreed to break the covenant, the next thing to do is[url]Many lovers in the world today have taken a blood oath which i called BLOOD COVENANT. maybe you are one of them and you are looking for a way to break it, these few tips am about sharing with you will really help you.
Covenant can tie you up and it kills morethan HIV.
The first thing to do is this: If you noticed that you are no longer interested to continue with the covenant, all you need to do is just to tell your partner [The person you had the blood covenant with] alert him or her and explain to him/her
the reason why you want to denounce the blood agreement you had with him/her.
This reasons might be:
1. you dont love him/her anymore.
2. You did it out of ignorance and you want to quit it.
3. You cant keep the agreement anymore.
4. You want to break it and become free.
5. You dont want to die because of this covenant.
6. you are fed-up.
7. Your spirit told you to break it.
8. Its against your faith and believe.
9. You dont need it anymore.
10. You are afraid and you dont want to die.
.
You can choose from any of these above reasons, stand on it and insist you must break it, luckily for you, he/she might accept to break it with you.
But if he/she insisted never to break it with you, never you give up, keep trying.
You need to tell your parents and your imam or your pastor about it, take somebody along with you to meet him/her, also pray for God’s help, i believe solution must come one day.
HOW TO BREAK A COVENANT.
After your lover have agreed to break the covenant, the next thing to do is[/url]Many lovers in the world today have taken a blood oath which i called BLOOD COVENANT. maybe you are one of them and you are looking for a way to break it, these few tips am about sharing with you will really help you.
Covenant can tie you up and it kills morethan HIV.
The first thing to do is this: If you noticed that you are no longer interested to continue with the covenant, all you need to do is just to tell your partner [The person you had the blood covenant with] alert him or her and explain to him/her
the reason why you want to denounce the blood agreement you had with him/her.
This reasons might be:
1. you dont love him/her anymore.
2. You did it out of ignorance and you want to quit it.
3. You cant keep the agreement anymore.
4. You want to break it and become free.
5. You dont want to die because of this covenant.
6. you are fed-up.
7. Your spirit told you to break it.
8. Its against your faith and believe.
9. You dont need it anymore.
10. You are afraid and you dont want to die.
.
You can choose from any of these above reasons, stand on it and insist you must break it, luckily for you, he/she might accept to break it with you.
But if he/she insisted never to break it with you, never you give up, keep trying.
You need to tell your parents and your imam or your pastor about it, take somebody along with you to meet him/her, also pray for God’s help, i believe solution must come one day.
HOW TO BREAK A COVENANT.
After your lover have agreed to break the covenant, the next thing to do is
follow this link to read all
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http://www.storyaim.com/search/label/Danger%20of%20blood%20covenant

and u think it will be over?i beg go for deliverance only the blood of Jesus can break it completly

oloriooko:

Aboki and radio sha even while boarding fake aircraft the dude still remembers to carry his radio along

and na only voa hausa him go turm

pls take that to the fbi o!remember verse of flower the same russia gave to you

DaVinciii:
Lmao. If challenged those predictions on www.highspirit.ng by now you for they smile hehe

to God be the glory

Horus:
Yes they can

oh thanks,how can this reach from page?

DaVinciii:
Lmao. Football doesn't obey mathematics. You can predict this on www.highspirit.ng. People there will challenge your prediction.

Meanwhile, you can stake against these predictions :

1. England will progress. https://highspirit.ng/predictions/2018-world-cup-semi-final/117

2. Modric Man of the match if Croatia wins. Lingard Man of the match if England wins. https://highspirit.ng/predictions/Croatia-vs-England/120


How it works: https://highspirit.ng/faqs#how-it-works

how far now?

France vs Belgium and Croatia vs England.out of my small forecast France may be 1st Croatia 2nd Belgium 3rd and England 4th.look at how i came to these results.France vs Belgium,these 2 teams last letters are e=5,m=13,let use the smallest which is e=5 remove it France and Belgium 1st letters,
F=6-5=1
B=2,5-2=3
Croatia vs England
a=1 d=4,1 is the smallest
C=3-1=2 and E=5-1=4 with this now France is 1st Croatia 2nd Belgium 3rd and England 4th.let see what will happen.

autojosh:
If you think you have seen it all in Naija, then think again!

This SUV – a Kia Sorento – was spotted on the road. It was seen moving with a woman seated ontop of it.

Apparently, the car was filled to capacity, leaving no available sitting space for the woman ontop of the car. So, improvisation became necessary.

It reminds you of the famous saying:

“Necessity is the mother of invention”.

https://autojosh.com/an-mobile-suv-with-a-woman-on-top-spotted-on-the-road-photo/

but why not the boot?

uncommonmartins:
Wicked World: Scary Charm for a wedding gift

Obaseoyi and Thickla with company of friends and family performed their wedding rites today, 7th of July,2018 at new covenant restoration ministries no. 10 Okon Edem street, Calabar, Cross River State.
After the church service, all roads led to Asukos events centre by Etta-Agbor roundabout opposite mountain of fire church along IBB way Calabar for the reception.




As the wedding proceeded, after the cutting of cake, the master of occasion Mr. Ntongha Martins called on everyone to come forth with their wedding gifts. Gifts were presented and the couple danced but surprisingly within the hour, the attention of every one was drawn to the proclamation of Apostle Dr. Evang. Elisha essien who told the MC that there was a mysterious gift given to the couple
Evang Elisha being led by the spirit, went direct to the gift, picked it up and opened it. Behold it was a charm with spells of disappointment, failure, infertility and other ill wishes.



After praying and reversing it back to the sender, the Apostle went away with the so called gift. Many felt bad including the couple. This however, led to no merriment as usual; no more dancing nor refreshment as all were saddened by the occurrence and left with no appetite for food.


FOR THE VIDEO SEE THE SOURCE
SOURCE:http://www.volumegist.com/2018/07/wicked-world-scary-charm-for-wedding.html

pls op no para o!the groom na head master?