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Sports › Re: Mohamed Salah To Miss The World Cup by dochenaj: 10:22pm On May 26, 2018
Before the game, I did have the feeling that giving Salah an injury must be part of the playing plan of Real Madrid and true to it, my predictions did come true.
Romance › Re: Making Love In My Dream by dochenaj: 10:49am On May 21, 2018
The act is not involuntary. Your dream is mostly a replay of your memory and thoughts with no inhibitions.
And because you occupy your mind while awake with these thoughts you are bound to dream about it.
Cleanse your thoughts and your dreams will be cleansed from sexual intercourse.
Health › Re: How Nigerian Doctors Worsened Drug Abuse Among Nigerian Youths by dochenaj: 12:49am On May 21, 2018
JOHESU wailers will keep wailing. Lol
Romance › Re: "I Slept With This Lady, She Demanded For N200k But I Gave Her N20k" - Man Says by dochenaj: 5:52pm On May 18, 2018
I only clicked to see the face of the young man who is devoid of common sense. And read the comment from the supposed lady, and thought to myself, "it is no lie, that birds of a feather flock together."
I shake my head for this generation.
Crime › Re: Man Beats Lady For Refusing To Give Him Her Number by dochenaj: 5:21pm On May 18, 2018
Anyone who actually believes this story should be evaluated for Down syndrome or some other syndrome that presents with mental retardation.
1. A man who was sadistic enough to attack you with a knife for refusing to give him your number, left you alive after you had passed out and only walked away with your phone and pepper spray.
2. You were assaulted by a man and no one came to your aid, so I suppose this happened in a secluded or private area and this man walked away after you passed out without sexually violating you.

Well either she is deluded or she thinks we are too stupid to believe this poor fabrication of a story just to draw attention to herself. Either way, I've seen stranger things.
Romance › Re: South African Man Refuses To Give His Roommate & Girlfriend Privacy by dochenaj: 1:10pm On May 10, 2018
Don't support evil, but I could never have a room mate that would do this.
Even if you were inclined, you would do it without my knowledge.
Health › Re: Nurse Seen Taking Lollipop In An Emergency Room While Attending To A Patient by dochenaj: 12:57pm On May 10, 2018
QueenSuccubus:
grin


She wasn't LICKING a lollipop sha OR is this the new definition of licking in KENYA now? undecided lipsrsealed

Attending patients in ER can be gruesome ooo but i wonder why she doesn't even wear a face mask which is S.O.P both in public & private hospital? #SMH

Well, it seems she don't read the memo after all...
Which hospitals do you attend? Unless you are in the theatre, or performing a procedure that should be aseptic or dressing a very offensive wound, what's the need for a face mask? Even in the latter, your patient might feel awkward if you did wear a face mask.
Politics › Re: New York Times Mock Buhari’s Visit To UK For Medicare by dochenaj: 5:53pm On May 09, 2018
RuthlessLeader:
So from what you are saying we should just give up and let him rule till 2023 simply because of rigging. Buhari will only have won when we give up like you, didn`t Obasanjo try to go for third term, if they thought like you back then he would have gotten his wish and we might even be here talking about how corrupt his government is without doing anything. So please, don`t crush peoples hope if you don`t have any yourself.
I'm not saying you should give up hope. Buhari can be ousted through some other means. But if your hope is on a free and fair election to oust him, then you might well give up hope now, than to become severely frustrated and depressed after he rigs himself in again.
Politics › Re: New York Times Mock Buhari’s Visit To UK For Medicare by dochenaj: 5:46pm On May 09, 2018
RuthlessLeader:
So from what you are saying we should just give up and let him rule till 2023 simply because of rigging. Buhari will only have won when we give up like you, didn`t Obasanjo try to go for third term, if they thought like you back then he would have gotten his wish and we might even be here talking about how corrupt his government is without doing anything. So please, don`t crush peoples hope if you don`t have any yourself.
Well, the election is less than a year away, and we will review my predictions by then.
Family › Re: Port Harcourt Lady Fights Dirty With Side Chick Snatching Her Husband by dochenaj: 5:20pm On May 09, 2018
citadels:
Woman forget the sidechick. if u know u never dated somebody's husband b4 u married urs, go to prayer and fasting for 7days with psalm 27, 26, 35, read them 12 midnight and declare anything u want to happen to that stupid girl or lady. God will fight the battle. No need for ranting.
Why does this sound like some spiritual incantation to me?
Family › Re: Port Harcourt Lady Fights Dirty With Side Chick Snatching Her Husband by dochenaj: 4:53pm On May 09, 2018
"Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world, The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere. The ceremony of innocence is drowned; The best lack all conviction, while the worst are full of passionate intensity". Now that is the best way to describe all that transpired between those two.
Health › Re: "Youths Now Sniff Lizard Faeces” – Psychiatrist by dochenaj: 4:33pm On May 09, 2018
Ellabae:
Lizard? shocked Abeg this one weak me
Ella my girlfriend, this one na small thing.
Politics › Re: New York Times Mock Buhari’s Visit To UK For Medicare by dochenaj: 4:22pm On May 09, 2018
When I read comments of those charging others to get their PVC as to vote out Buhari in 2019, I can't but laugh. Firstly, this is Nigeria where elections are only won by rigging, either you rig to win or rig in order not to be rigged out. Secondly, APC's rigging prowess was proven when they rigged out an incumbent president and think ye that you could be able to rig them out in 2019, well think again.
Politics › Re: Senators In Closed-door Meeting Over Ig's Non-appearance Today by dochenaj: 4:03pm On May 09, 2018
I am laughing in Chinese. The simple truth is that after the closed door meetings nothing of note will happen. Have they succeeded in ousting the EFCC boss yet? Bunch of toothless bulldogs.
Romance › Re: Pretty Lady Raises Alarm Over Her Pictures Being Used Repeatedly By Scammers. by dochenaj: 9:21am On May 05, 2018
The part that got me was "it's time to visit my village for them". Nne, where are you from?
Christianity Etc › Re: Gloria Bamiloye: "Why Wearing Of Trousers By Christian Women Is Not Good" by dochenaj: 9:12am On May 05, 2018
One of the most beautiful women I have seen.
Sports › Re: Andrew Robertson Reaches UCL Final 6 Years After Tweeting About Being Jobless by dochenaj: 8:55am On May 04, 2018
abiodunalasa:
Why is everyone supporting Liverpool to win the UCL when they clearly know that they stand no chance against Real Madrid huh

Serious bad belle
That was exactly how they didn't stand a chance against favorites to lift the trophy (Manchester City) but ended up winning them both at home and away.
Family › Re: Pregnant Woman Drags Her Man In Maternity Photoshoot by dochenaj: 4:37am On Apr 27, 2018
For the life of me, I cannot even begin to fathom why some sane people will want to expose their unborn child to the hazards of the prying eyes of the world infested with wicked men and women in the name of a stupid trend.
Christianity Etc › Re: Scripture by dochenaj: 8:36am On Aug 25, 2016
The danger in casting lots lie in the influence of your lot casting by the other powers.

Hence the HolySpirit as the best guide.
Family › Re: . by dochenaj: 8:05am On Aug 25, 2016
If he learns this addictive and terrible habit at this age, he is doomed.

My approach is trying to decipher without talking with him by close monitoring, the fire that caused the smoke.

The male genital is very sensitive no matter the age, even a 3 year old genital if stimulated will trigger some form of sexual arousal and fulfillment.

After that, try to engage the family that is the parents, but I guess I don't know their temperaments and how they will react to it.

But if the fire can be quenched, and this might involve some radical decisions then their is hope that he can be pulled off.

There are a lot of variables to consider in formulating a plan, and it makes it difficult for me to give you a more targeted advice, but if you can provide some of them we may device a solution together.
Romance › Re: The Beauty Of The NO CONTACT Rule by dochenaj: 7:18am On Aug 25, 2016
Sincere4u:
This technique is wicked and mean to me. I can't apply it to someone I had loved no matter what led to the breakup. My ex cheated so badly that I couldn't go on with her.
She was just about becoming my wife at the time of discovery. Her cries and pleas didn't fall on deaf ears. Having forgiven her, I set a limit to that forgiveness which is that we could never continue with the relationship yet she still has a place in my heart.
I pick her calls at times and reply her messages when I feel like but I have still been able to move on though not in any relationship yet. I keep urging her to move on too and wished her well.
I can never bring myself to apply this draconian and heartless rule.
Not if one truly loved and cherished that person before things went wrong. Only whites and like minded blacks can apply the no contact rule.
So what were the circumstances behind your ex's escapade that a forgiveness so strong as to keep the relationship couldn't be granted despite her remorse and purported repentance?
Phones › Re: See Ntel Data Plans: Bundle Sizes, Prices And Supported Devices by dochenaj: 1:24am On Apr 25, 2016
dustmalik:
calls.
Exactly. Some people want a dirt cheap plan. But what they fail to realize is, True LTE is not cheap anywhere in the world.
What amazes me is that this is remarkably cheaper than all the other telecommunications companies in Nigeria that have severely extorted us for years. And the idea that it is LTE with nothing less than download speeds of 5MB/s blows my mind away.
Phones › Re: See Ntel Data Plans: Bundle Sizes, Prices And Supported Devices by dochenaj: 1:19am On Apr 25, 2016
StreamerBlogger:
it's cheap even in Nigerian naira.... Wch network offers unlimited data for Dat price in Nigeria... Y they r complaining I don't understand.
It is poor maths knowledge simple and short.
Phones › Re: See Ntel Data Plans: Bundle Sizes, Prices And Supported Devices by dochenaj: 1:15am On Apr 25, 2016
Krisan234:
it's 3gb daily * 30days = 90gb, not unlimited, NTEL are thieves.
Seriously 90Gig for 9,000 and you call them thieves.
Are you in this country? MTN is 7.5Gig for 8,000.
You may need to get new maths lessons.
N.B We have not yet subtracted the additional 300 mins, which if taken into account. The data plan is actually less than #7,000.
Phones › Re: See Ntel Data Plans: Bundle Sizes, Prices And Supported Devices by dochenaj: 1:11am On Apr 25, 2016
benpedro:
Nonsense..3 days unlimited data for #1,000?when people gets unlimited data here for 30 days and for just #2,500 equivalent or less.Well,at least they are better than MTN
There is no way you compare it to any other network that render time based internet service. #1000 for 3 days imply #333.33 for each day. Now compare that to any daily plan of any network albeit this is UNLIMITED
Technology Market › Re: Exchange Rates Of International Currencies >>>Updates on First Page<<< by dochenaj: 11:45pm On Apr 19, 2016
GTB $1~#299. Reporting as of today.
Family › Re: He Wants More Children by dochenaj: 12:39am On Mar 05, 2016
My instincts tell me you desire to be this man's second wife. I might be wrong but I highly doubt I am.
Web Market › Re: We Develop Professional Websites As Affordable As N15,000 by dochenaj: 11:02pm On Jul 23, 2008
http://www.webdesigningtoday..com

web designing today has become something everybody can really do by him or herself. It will only take you to study the various languages used in web designing and you can do web designing.

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