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See his face and neck that have swollen out of proportion. Chopping money, is their own known skill.

Women and their love for romantic proposals. I remember seeing a proposal video, where the guy was searching for the ring after he had already knelt down, and the lady gave him a well deserving slap for ruining the romantic proposal she had dreamt of.

delugajackson:
Alcohol and love are the official sponsors of madness. Why go through all this stress just to propose? You boarded a boat, a fúckin speed boat and took it to the middle of the sea just to pop the question. To what end?

The only time I can support this idea is if she says "NO" in the end, it would be so nice to push her off the boat!

If you are my fiancee and you are envisioning something like this, you better snap out of it. In fact, if you're lucky enough, I might just throw the ring over to you and you better catch it. No time for frivolities.

My guy no get joy at all. Lol

Chaleeee:
If you've ever worked in America, youd know empathy is not a part of the work culture here. They fired the manager to save face and do damage control.

We are foremost humans, and empathy should be part of our human culture. We must stop condoning and excusing whatever is not proper. While I could agree with you that the motive for the firing of the manager might be for PR reasons, but the manager put the cart before the horse and it was a wrong way to talk to someone probably grieving.

afroniger:
Igbo leaders need to seriously look into this matter of Kanu's whereabouts to prove to the world that they have not sold out or been bought-over by the Nigeria government. This is the time for them to stand with their people.

For where? Are you talking of the likes of Orji Uzo Kalu or Rochas Okorocha. Igbo politicians are a joke, and the whole nation knows that.

gssdobi:
Why I fight and run away, na for me to fight another day. Why is Kanu's wife Quiet?. She should better meet mama piss to organise women protesters. To be Biafra's first Lady is not as easy as she thinks. No pain No crown. U got to pay for innocent blood shed. Don't start a war you have no plan to win. That's suicide. Nelson Mandela was intelligent enough to know how to go about it . He never proclaim himself a God never boasted, was never greedy for power. Kanu lacks quality of a true leader. He should have surrendered instead of using innocent IPOB youths as bullet proof. A true leader will not run behind his followers.

The fellow could have been a visionary, but he allowed his ego to get to him. Unless you can attack your ego, it will attack your greatness.

Chaleeee:
I understand that your child is on child support but staying at the hospital won't make him wake up. More so, the right thing to do is ask for leave or quite your job. Not texting the manager that you won't be coming to work and still expect to be on the payroll. America is not a place where you can get paid for not working

She was not going to be paid for the hours she did not work. She was only trying, to inform the manager of her reason for not coming, in the case the manager can get someone else to work her shift as overtime.
The manager did not show empathy, that's the only fault he/she had.
I would have responded in these lines if I was the manager. "Oh!, I'm sorry about your son's case, and I know this might be a tough and trying time for you and I will have you in my prayers, but I the work schedule has been switched and unfortunately I cannot be able to find someone to cover your shift", before hitting her with the hard lines that follow.

NyenwePHC:

Wife dressing like an olosho wearing an ankle chain without a ring in her ring-finger, is that one a wife?

Do you know sometimes when you take a picture. Your left hand and your right hand are reversed like in a mirror. While I appreciate your detective vision, but without seeing the other hand, you never can tell if the ring is on the other hand and the image was reversed.

There is nothing to spill, stop bluffing before they call your bluff and assassinate you.

Hofbrauhaus:
#KingSalah..

Not dirty ighalo with his big yansh...A player that is worse than Buhari. How can a person be worse than Buhari? Who does that?

This one got me laughing, "How can a person be worse than Buhari?". Lol

Why would you people blame her she is "a Nigerian citizens", hence I am donating my Nigerian citizenship to her, so she can be grammatically correct.
The truth is that Canada cares less about your brain drain nor do any of the developed countries of the world.

Terminator1234g:
I hope ffk the slowpoke is happy now, for he has already hoodwinked the international community into thinking this is about ethnic cleansing and killing Christians.

Mental? Some Nigerian Christians are so unfair for saying Christians alone are being killed.

This is simply a plot by the evil opposition and IPOb to dismantle the country and say nonsense
The jobless aggressive idiotic lazy evil mad pigs of Biafra and PDP will not go unpunished.

Why are you so pained, that the international community is trying to wade into this situation and stop this dastard act? Is it probably because you are enjoying the killings. Howbeit, whether it is Christians or Muslims, wouldn't a right thinking human being be open to any form of help that could curb the menace? For at the end of the day, "the end will justify the means".

oshe11:
Miyetti Allah leader has always been known for making statements like the first one.....


Premium times is just being threatened because of the weight that this statement of his is carrying.....

Thats why he denied it and the reporter made a scapegoat, so as to please THE POWER THAT BE

Why do I strongly believe, that you may be right?

9japarrot:
He was lucky she didn't steal his destiny too..

How sure are you, that she didn't take that too. I'm almost certain, she did.
"Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body."
1 Corinthians 6:18 KJV

These bloggers cannot even seem to get their story right for one day. That guy, is not a doctor or does your illiterate head tell you that all guys on scrub must be doctors. I suppose you will label the mother as a nurse even just because she is a woman.

Now let them go continue this debacle in Hell.

That the man died during the same period of the match, does not mean he died as a result of the outcome of the match. It could just be a big coincidence.

A clone of Uber? #540,000 only

What's the deal?

Febup:
No, professionals who are software engineering majors and computer science majors have acquired the academic skills at uni to write reliable and bug free codes but programming is one profession were it is the mediocre programmers that are programming and heading software developement teams and all they are after is to write code quickly and deploy to users without worrying about the outcome.

I have no idea, why you are spurning this your ideas about mediocre programmers being heads of software development teams. Did you realize, that to be a head, you must have a wealth of knowledge above all team members?
No person who runs a software company will elect to employ a novice, mediocre programmer over a well schooled, technical savvy, 'current practices aware' programmer.

Is this pic for real, or Photoshop at work? I suspect the latter.

These ones are the reason why Nigeria will lose.

I didn't see any rubbing of legs.

mamatwiny:
I expected a complete cure from hydrocephalus after the surgery. I did not in anywhere say the doctor was not skilled, we actually went for the best skilled as recommended by other doctor friends that were also part of the project.
I see you are a doctor and seriously defending your profession.

All the best.

I am not seriously defending any profession, I was only trying to access if you needed educating on hydrocephalus. The most important thing is to save the brain from becoming compromised thus leading to some intellectual disability later.
But it is all well.

Those of you bashing the police about how they cannot even identify the lady. Though our police is grossly incompetent, nevertheless that lady cannot be unmasked by a police of a developed country like the US.

Amakababe:
x is o.45

And your GP for the semester was 0.2, if I read correctly. So you see how you are already shortchanged.
But like I said, it is mathematically possible, but in reality it is impossible.

Nigerian police are masters in extra judicial killings.
Not all the escaped criminals really escaped, most of them have been killed and buried in shallow graves by police.

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These girls look underage.

Is she fine?

Amakababe:
but someone told me 100 level is just about 10% of whole year. That I need a 4.5 from 200 level to finals to bag first class

Do the maths. Even if first year is just 10% of the whole coursework.
(0.1*x+0.9*4.5)>=4.5.
Find x that will make the right hand side of the equation true, and if your semester GP is less than that, then you can't make it.
Kiddo, there is no need for you to be guessing, you should begin showing that you are up for the challenge. Go gather the full coursework for each year and calculate the units for each course and then you will know if this semester is really 10% of the total.
I won't tell you that first class is out of your reach yet, until it becomes mathematically impossible, but in reality it might have become impossible already.

Mpamaegbu:
The smallest guy there is carbon copy of Tuface during his hungry days..

May be it was my left eye, I almost mistook the tallest guy as her first son...Then I remembered she had just two sons for the originator of Baby Mama in naija. It's good.

"Nwa Mpama iri mkpa ole?"