₦airaland Forum

I do this all the time ‘ my luck no change infact am a lucky boy
I never sick I guess am gonna do it again

This one na Mumu man wey Dey shine teeth in public Dey frown for him mind

There is always problem when a short man marries a tall beautiful woman

This one no be tik Tok o… this one no be clout. U see people cutting head everywhere. This no be movie. There’s a place u can sell your soul to the devil for funds .
I happy for my life Walahi the true Mickey Briggs I don’t need no calabash my brain too hot

fman:
A fool just commented above me!!

A major big fool

olaeffect:
Just like saying he didn't consider hypertension or heart attack as an option.
I wonder when people will realize that most suicide are an offshoot of a mental illness called depression.
Just like people have come to realize that hypertension is just not just as a result of worry or thinking, it is an ailment.

Person kill himself u say na mental illness baba u be mugu.soon dem go bang your babe I bet u go consider sniper

wordbank:
Man no be robot
Even brigadier general dey cry come remain

I love you for this ! No mind all this fools so called alpha males wey dey claim say dem 2 much....dem dey funk all of dem wife but them no know ....fools.
Nobody is trying glorify pussy niggas but then we are human people dey see things ‘ sometimes u fit no cry outside but mehn inside u cry die .....soo leave people to handle thier situations best suite the if they come here to rant drop your quota and move.butto dey feel day u be iron ...guy dem dey Bulala your babe / wife for your back and if you still go find another one na d same tin. Until u adjust your mindset and give room for a bit of freedom of the mind ....

The girl herself is mad at the slightest instance shout for help scatter the world

Tradepunter2:
Mumu man.....

It's unbelievable that there are men that think like you....

Try it and see how it will end....

Kai God let my son's be strong men with intelligence and smartness

Baba the guy na Dumbraye

Mumu
U no even dey wise to see say dem dey work u
Let me guess u feel u are a fine boy na why....

From your write up I can tell u are a happy simp...
U ask a lady if she likes to sing ...lol wat a dull guy for words

What can this dog offer that Ekuke nwamama cannot ....
Ekuke can bite
He can bark
He can watch out
He’s a soldier
Ekuke is cheap

I think people need to know how to revalue money’ me personally I no too gbadu Ekuke but am only trying to save u some funds

grandstar:
I got a surprise for you guys.

I was is the last set of Form 1 to Form 5 students. That was 1984-1889. When I was in Form 2,, the students that got admitted in 1985 were the first JSS 1 students.

My classmates who repeated joined the JSS set. That was brutal. They ended up spending 7 years in secondary school rather than the 5 years we spent. When I was in Form 5 ready to pack and leave, they were in SSS 1.



In 1984, the N50 groundnut today was 10 kobo. Soft drinks sold for 40k. A sweetened peanut like the "Burger peanut" sold for 50 kobo. Meatpie was 50k.

Life then was considered hard but in retrospect, much easier than today

In 1986, the Babangida government commenced the Structural Adjustment Programme. This led to the devaluation of the Naira. The effect was devastating.

Salary earners saw their earning drop in real terms. They suffered the most. The devaluation commenced the mass exodus of Nigerians overseas to search of foreign currency which was now king. Everyone wanted to Japa.

Many nigerians who had their children in British secondary school brought their children back home. My secondary school suddenly had students with a British accents. I can mimic a British accent down to this day.

Most were from British public schools. That's what the British call their elite secondary schools. One of the returnees had a very strong posh accent and snooty manners. He would fit neatly in the British Royal family. He is back in the UK and was a top 50 fencer tbere. Fencing is for the high class class of society. Not for paupers like me.

Senior dad! Move on ....

Seems like a fake chat to me

Sonnobax15:

Love is really hard to comprehend.....

Just imagine.....After two fvcking years,the banny wanna come back?

Well,it clearly means she has tried other options just like someone aforementioned,but it seemed none of them worked out...Then she thought perhaps you were the best and must had learnt her lesson..

My input here is that,if you still love her, accept her back bro.........But use your brain......

Nairalanders must be wondering why I haven't been bashing and insulting people of late . But they won't understand that I don change finish via say I don see how life really be

Hahaha this guy off me ! U don see as life be now abi ..no be by galadimma ..Omo my ex who I broke up with like a year ago has been begging me like some 4 months on and off now ..Omo this girl Na my spec the most beautiful of all my babes but then she fall my hand las las as my new babe fumble I went back baba there’s a tin people learn when truly the lost someone and had a second chance .omo dem go wan kiss your feet sef cos I be correct big boy she sef know as E dey go

I sexy pass this guy e too sure for me baba

Your problem na lack of funds baba
99 percent of Nigerian women will behave the same
Get your grind back ‘ hit it back

Brendaniel:
Orisirisi, The police might be lying sha, they might just be using it to build a strong case to make sure she has no defense from her witnesses which the man(her foster father) happens to be one, on the hand it could also be true.

So let's not just conclude

Don’t be foolish.....
There’s no smoke without fire

She seems lost even before the accident

Truly wonders shall never end

Even yomI casual no go buy am....

Ever since I heard the name Somalia ....they have been fighting

It always amazes that all the amount of bush I have entered To blunt and shit ...both in the east And west. Even all my night bush blunting never for one day did I encounter a snake ....
I guess the highreee in me pass their power

I no dey get time to advise fool

Your problem is anxiety ...
U have become anxious and your previous anxiousness is causing a future anxiety ...
Every dude once in a while have experience low erection I used to mastubte but that’s some 20years ago ‘ 2010 was the last time precisiely now it’s impossible for me to caress my dick cos too much cunt I can’t even keep up my babe she’s a tigress....eat banana free your mind drink legend 2 bottles before action dem no born your prick well if e no work after that

Mr man manage do your rest and leave the rest ...that’s life u wanna throw them to the streets ! Humans and pleasure ! Humans and satisfaction . This is your wifes twin sister for fukkks sake ! My guy life ain’t fair u should be fair .....wat about those living in shanties the canoes on top the lagoon’ the peasants .
My guy life aint fair ..u be fair...one day the story will change don’t be the villain at the end of story ...one day

Kissing is a sin...banging is a sin....looking at woman is a sin....
The only way out is rub ashes on your head and pray all the time

How can I be banging a woman who don brim for another man ‘ who dey bang her without cd steady steady everyday .....so gross....
My classy swag dude don’t allow for such wack moves. Too many chics be feeling my flow ‘ loads of cash in pocket ‘ crush my loud put on the ps5 LG

Your house is dirty baba

Funkkk bitches ...

For the sake of the nation ‘ may her certificate be revoked

Person wey enter life support for Nigeria is gone already
RIP Rico