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Lol...baba e better make you go learn that yahoo well o make 2k to give woman wey u lash no be issue

As an analyst wey I be:
From the teachers handwriting there shows some kind of intelligence is there
But to use the words’ not behaving like human being shows a lot of locality. This teacher na local champion and quite unqualified except for schools in the rural areas i.e villages

I bill my client’ him show me him account balance
I promise to help am

Shey Ghost still dey
What happened to those tales of the ghost of the dead tormenting the killers until they either run mad or die
If such still happens ‘ for instance more than 14 ghost disturbing one ebubeagu killer

That bike man go frame that picture for centuries to come....
Your great great grand daddy okadaed davido to one place like that for osun

My car wey I buy for 2.5 this January sure pass this one Baba

Tori Olohun ( am not a Yoruba boy )
What kind of simpletons are this ‘ for FFF sake.....
What do I even need to say .....
See the rope is already on her neck till time memorial , she and the so called Nigerian man of god. In the end dem go nack, it must happen now or in the nearest future

I no rich o ... Am 30 something ....
This is my 3rd car I ve bought since 2012 wey I dey hot... I just bought the one am using presently for 3million January but I still dey live for my parent house .....
Walahi I no get sense lol Infact my babe dey live with me but soon sha i go move nothing dey Pa..... owo wa!

Ahhh I fine pass this guy nah I swear down

Lol people act so foolish and gullible....
A married woman says she wants to come over and do your chores knowing fully well your wife isn’t around and u think it’s an innocent offer....
Mumu man ‘ keep off the daughter of Jezebel who has started disrespecting her husband over his extreme Sapa situation .....
No sane married woman who extend such an offer to a man whose wife no dey around ‘ and besides wasn’t it her husband who told her you borrowed them money ‘ why 2 of them no come clean your house or at least make the man use him hand send him wife to come clean your house .....
She wants to rope u ......

#doct

Top 100 and Nicolo Zaniolo of Roma no dey there
Crap shxt

Any man who a Nigerian girl ( student for that matter ) says she will never straddle anyone till marriage and he accepts Is a compound Buffon ........
Don’t be unfortunate’ no make me remember what happened in 1949

Dumb boy dey there make pant dey wear you

Personally I believe in God. Though I really got some tingling little questions like : how come some old rock carvings show things that you exist 100 of years later
Also has anyone heard of the Rael movt , rael.org which depicts that the aliens created mankind some pretty convincing claims there lol but me I still no believe jare . God is the ultimate

I feed 4 people, fuel every night and day for gen , flexing , data , dstv , Throway dustbin , fuel for car ,loud I find my self spending 50k plus per week . I have decided I no do again make everybody carry thier cross

Run from delta women .....no reason am just run.....
Funk how she’s is behaving today ....just run

Kelly handsome! Kelly handsome!
Oh how sad!
I was your biggest fan, from the days of love gba oku feat 2 shots. My Imsu days ‘ oh Kelly. I watched you grow and then your first hit - maga don pay ( too much money ) and what about - they want some (3x) oh I liked that track and kept it on repeat while I trekked all round the city of Owerri with my Walkman and big ear phones blasting on my ear . Oh! How sad ... they really did let you eat the bitter fruit of your labour.
You caused it....
I remember when Facebook was on fire then Kelly handsome did this to mo hits ‘ did that to mo hits. You didn’t just diss don jazzy and dbanj ‘u went ahead to release a video depicting thier faces on cartoons as you wiped wande coals as$ with cane ( this is where your problem started ) then u dissed M.I back to back ( catch me if you can and the other jam ) u dissed mo hit with the track ‘ Igwe’ after that u released another diss track ( ah la la where you called soludo to see the injustice mo hits were dishing you.
As a fan / consumer I taught u had lost your mind ‘ and the media changed your story....from the r Kelly of Nigerian music to the villain and diss master. Your name became diss.no other Nigerian artist has had his name associated with diss as the media painted you. There was no recovery then baba ....
In all I have mentioned ‘ did you hear baby mama !
As time went on and as I saw you couldn’t rise anymore I changed ship to the more relevant artist. But deep down I always wondered what route it might have been for u if you didn’t go down that part
Peace kelly! TIL u shine again

Lazenby007:
What and where are your moral values for God sake?

boggieman no wan get sense na him way wack dude

That’s foster eBay ‘ a dude who smoked weed so much he became a philosopher ....

What gives u validation.
I was discussing this issue yesterday while hanging out with my babe wondering why the urge to always hang out ‘ driving here and there for the latest lounge in town seemed to be a driving force or to some extent an addiction
So I was like what gives people validation.
There are those who feel validated only when they find themselves in group of guys drinking etc they get the feeling of belonging or the sort of the “am a well known guy “ for this reason u find them all the time always seeking the next thrill spot to hang out feel like a big boy ‘ burn thier finances ‘ next day reach house and discover no fuel to on gen.
Now there are those who are solo ( one man mopol ) they walk alone ‘ they don’t feel validated by hanging in groups or being around people ‘ yea they can hang out but the urge is not necessarily there because they are solo men’
Also there are gamers who may not even feel the urge to club/hang out at all.
So you need to know / choose what gives u validation is it by being around crowd drinking and feeling like a gee ‘ if so u need to realise at the end of the day all those friends u dey buy drink for go japa if e red ! Calm your nerves consider your finance and piority list when u realise the kind of bills u get for house wey u dey waste for henny trust me ‘ body go tell u ....peace !!!!

Why did she kill herself ‘ when strafing full street ...
Introvert to the very end .
A good dic.k would have cured the problem
Am unhappy

The last strong man!
A true true hero ‘ no retreat no surrender to the very end....
But I wonder ....truly ponder.....
Ukraine of yesterday....
Just yesterday ....
Ukraine was peaceful collected several payments from that region as a true G .
But today it’s on seige ‘ who could have imagined .....
Nothing is certain ....
Ww3 can come upon us....
It is possible ‘ don’t be too certain ‘don’t be too relaxed...
Ukraine will be back!!

How does he know how much his book sold!
Did he assume his calculations of $140k resulted in $140k
I think this man is also kind of delusional ...
And now I realise Nairaland is full of many dumb folks who don’t read before they write . A serious case study for the kind of disfunctional youths in this country

FAKE! I know because a similar story exactly like this came out like a year ago

No mind them everyone forming red pillar . Do your mind .

Even if he flies with the ball’ this is an astonishing amount to be spent by a mortal per wweek’ this man can literally buy the whole of Eleko hotel and all the AMVCA attendants and crew per hour’ don’t doubt me they will sell
#classact

Sister / same mum / spent all days on earth together ‘ in an instant a dickin crashes it all’ She’s a snitch ( max pro ) And u know it ‘

It takes a special kind of bad minded person to pass your card to the YS no matter what the OS might have done ‘ my guy ! Be smiling now feeling like a red pillar lol’ the gods first makes a dog mad before cutting off the head on time ! U want to come between 2 blood lol after 2 rounds how far can u go . . . Be wise ! In a parrallel suggestion as a Gee I could say fashi both girls ...: the YS go soon smash your guy in the long run....2 snitches don’t mix ...time will tell....
#classact

If I tell u my story u won’t believe do not save the mugu