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The latest trend now is committing suicide.

You read that stuff?

cuedish:
See gobe

CAPSLOCKED:

LOL, PLEASE SPEAK FOR YOURSELF.

THE OP DOESN'T SMELL. BOTH SHE AND HER BAND OF HORSES.

IT'S JUST HER FATHER, HER BROTHERS (that is, if they're still alive because I'm sure they'd have choked to death on their own horrible smell), AND THE ENTIRE MEN OF THE UNIVERSE THAT SMELL.

Brutality

Lord

kiss4life:
If a pregnant woman give birth to two babies, the first one comes out at 11:58pm 31st December 2016, and the second baby comes out at 12.05am of 1st January 2017.QUESTION:
1. Are they twins?
2. Are they age mates?
3. Which year will they claim?
4 In which year will they celebrate their birthday? Send it to all your contacts and see funny answers.

December 31st somewhere is January 1st elsewhere

It's a good appointment. The man must have learnt some grassroots politics too.

How do you intend to pay the workers you owe and hope the pastor will not owe salaries too?

Evaberry:
WTF

Nigerians are so insensitive.


you don't joke with someone that's talking about suicide


if you know you want say any derogatory comment to the op


DO NOT COMMENT!!!!

If you want to kill yourself, you won't type it in a forum. Someone else wil

cashreport:
Atiku_ President


Oluremi Tinubu (wife of Tinubu)_ vice President

Peter Obi _ SSG

Ekweremadu__ Senate President

Nuhu Ribadu_ Chief of staf

Please face your cash and leave politics

angelbulksms:
Oga abeg, you get a copy of the book make I peep small



Check my signature if you want to send Bulk SMS to DND Numbers

if you follow politics well, you will understand. That's why I fear Fayose, he's the only person I know who has issues with Obasanjo and still returned to power.

Godwithme01:
Hello house, please I plan to enroll for a bachelor program with noun, I am wondering if I could use the degree and transcript from noun to apply for masters any where around the world??

Thanks, your response will be highly appreciated

Can you use the transcript and degree from OAU to apply for masters anywhere around the world?

Ok

swagguElite:
Ain't gonna happen! ... sh!t sounds Too good ... Too real! ...n where I come from! ...sh!ts that sound too good ...too real happens onli when i sleep

Midway ... meanwhile am nt an hater _trust me! ... am a big one!

It's real and had been on for over a years now

Obidola

PassingShot:
GEJ left dollar at NN320. Google is your friend.

And that was a period he couldn't even pay workers with many states equally owing.

Thank God for PMB in our life.

Hahahaha you are a real politician. Keep on lying. BTW who changed my Otuo.ke Drunk.ard to President Jonathan

PassingShot:
Some perpetually bitter souls will expectedly reject the claim and figures that confirm we're officially out of recession. They are same senseless wailers who rejoiced over the negative statistics that affirmed Nigeria was in recession. How can a set of people be this silly, confused and irrational?

NIGERIA IS OUT OF RECESSION. ACCEPT IT OR DRINK RAT POISON!

This time last year, a bag of rice was around N26k, today it's btw N14k and N16k.

This time last year, a small cup of Gaari was N50, today same measure about N20.

This time last year, a dollar was above N500, today it's less than N360.

Many other consumer goods have fallen drastically in price. Yet, wailing idiots and pigs would want us to believe otherwise.

PMB is shaming them with credible leadership.

PMB go rule una and una papa and mama till 2023 wether una like am or not.

Na that dollar part sweet me pass. The President Jonathan gave Buhari N500/dollar abi?

Obasanjo can never endorse El-Rufai, quote me anywhere. Atiku, El-Rufai and Fayose are in Obasanjo's black book.

sarrki:
Only if pmb is not contesting will a northern candidate could win

In addition the candidate be it any party must have the support of pmb

Don't argue with your key board argue with your brain

Buhari is now a movement in the north and among the progressives

Bros you dey fumble big time. Do you think Buhari would have gone anywhere without Kwankwaso, he should just have Rabiu by his side.

aysnoopy:
the best thing to do is to beat d hell out of them till dey are about to give up

Burn the morrafuckers. Police will release them again

Saintsammurai:
Exactly sir,, the success of the missnairaland thingy for years now, is due to romancelanders.. and thats a fact" its always been in romance session... because even seun and lalasticlala, were once a romanceland addict... all i am saying is that, whats nairaland, without romancelanders? nairaland without romanceland is like a man without dick..lol...romanceland is the entertainment industry of nairaland...Any contest in nairaland thats not in romanceland will strongly be affected by low turn outs and thats a fact.

You're wrong bro. The writing contest held in Literature session was successful, the programming contest too was successful.
This is not Miss Romanceland, it's Miss Nairaland and should involve all sections. The mistake I believe the organisers have been making is for making this competition to hold at Romance section every year. It should be rotational. You also mentioned that some people are interested but not aware, call them out. But that's not an excuse because even if this contest holds at Romanceland, some people will come late claiming they weren't aware the whole thing had started.
The only thing that can make them move it back to that section is by renaming it as Miss Romanceland where the popular person in that section will continue to win.

gbegemaster:
Fada! Hope this one can speak up against the Buhari led APC government

He is a pastor

Holyfield1:



No wonder Dino Melaye wants to Bleep this old cougar

Bros it's Tinubu's wife Dino was trying to do. That one is a model

AFONJACOW:
even government primary school in my village don't look like this... I hope they are not trying to turn this place to skull mining depot

This particular profile was created to sponsor tribal stunts on Nairaland which the owner derives fun from. I checked her all her posts and couldn't pick a single reasonable point other than insults for other Tribe. She has on many occasions derailed many threads with this hobby of hers and I believe a profile like this shouldn't be made to last even a week.


CC Seun
Lalasticlala
Mynd44

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Just always learn to have a positive and optimistic view towards things.

The people you're criticizing are actually doing their best to see that it doesn't fall short of standard and instead of encouragements and suggestions what we are seeing is tongue lashing and throwing of rocks.[/color]

Bros how far na, the guys own starts after this, I need your support please.

Neyoor:
Lol! Hiding under illogical guise. A lady that cannot come out to openly declare her interest for what she want Well, time shall tell.

The problem with many people is they want to claim 50k is little whereas it can still pay some bills for them. But the question is; is 50k the only reason for competing?

NothingDoMe:
Later when he says he will run you will now change mouth again.

Money for hand. Back for ground.

How did you know I already archived that post

sajems:
Sometimes i wonder if this dude is really okay, any contrary opinion means the person is a wailer.
Its people like you that got us to were we are today, there are lots of people who believe both
APC and PDP are the same, like 6 and half a dozen, just change of name.
Your blind and senseless way of attacking people who criticises this govt is becoming nauseating.
I just hope you don't regret it

Don't mind them. They are on the government's payroll, they can't say the truth again. If they decamp, same thing continues

sarrki:
Wailers are the Egyptians, they won't believe the Israelites are out of RECESSION until they perish in the Red Sea!!

Anything against pmb is welcome

Aisha alhassan and atiku are Fulani's

They are Muslims .

They just hate pmb due to fighting of corruption which they cherished and love passionately

Hahaha
Funniest comment ever

JayJayGee:
please explain what you mean by bankroll and pending games

Bankroll is like capital in punting business. If 5k is total money you fund your account with, that's your bankroll
Pending games; when you have a combo of Man U, Chelsea and Juventus in one slip. Let the game finish before you stake another Malmo, Copenhagen and PSV match so you will know if to increase, decrease your stake or to re-strategize.



Hope u gerrit?

Akinalabi i sight you sir. Sallah gift for your boy?

Good news

OP how popular is your own blog?



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Nice points.

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Dygeasy:
We were working on putting the thread in a spot where a lot of people can see it and participate.

Now I get

Dygeasy:
Look very well. You'll see the thread is in the fashion section and Frontpage obviously to make the whole thing neutral as you say and to get across to a wider reach.

I know it is but I saw you telling someone who asked you to move it to romance that you're looking into it. That's what I'm frowning at. Let it just remain here.
The next edition can go to agriculture section and the next car talks. This will help improve the popularity of these sections, generate traffic to them and give contestants a level playing ground.