Kaduna1stson:


We will never rake it.

Mtchew! Go and die

Kaduna1stson:
We will never take it.

THIS WILL COST TINUBU THE PRESIDENCY.

We don't care. Get a life man!

Asgard13:
NO BE NEWS

WHAT WAS SAID IS THAT FULANI SHOULD LEAVE YORUBA BUSHES
FULANI SAID IT WONT HAPPEN AND NOBODY IN THE BUSH WILL TAKE THE GOVERNOR SERIOUS

BROS NA SO DEM TALK AM NA SO E BE

BANING OPEN GRAZING IS NOT SAME AS LEAVING YORUBA BUSHES

MEANING

FULANI STILL OWNS AND RETAIN YORUBA BUSHES

NA WETIN FEAR FIT CAUSE BE THIS

USELESS ULTIMATUM..

Revisionist humans

Now we’ve all agreed that Fulani will remain in Yoruba bushes killing and maiming at will.. and NOTHING.. I REPEAT NOTHING “ WILL HAPPEN .

Not even a day old Fulani is moved

Even if the ultimatum ends in 200 years

I m sorry for your generation. Real sorry

thebosstrevor1:
NO MEAT AND PROTEIN FOR YOU PEOPLE

You are too backward thinking to reason progressively. Who told you without Fulani southern Nigeria ll not have meat even surplus sef. You need education.

AlhajiImam:


Cattle ranching is alien to our culture

Go practice your culture in your land now! See this one o!

AlhajiImam:
The FG should be proactive here before it escalates.

Fulanis have the right to live and stay anywhere in this country. It is enshrined in our constitution. Nobody likes war but we won't stretch our necks to be cut off without a form of resistance

When dem tell una make una go school una no go. Na to dey do sturborn head up and down for another man property, haba! Ignorant set of people

lahp:
courts in nigeria have been given orders since millenium

enforcement is the main deal

cause i can bet on my left balls the fulanis wont yeild


watch a yoruba man talk against it

Na dat your blokos we go roast give you chop!

NextD18:
He is a noisemaker. South Western Governors are noisemakers and not bold enough to do shiits to the fullanis in this country.

After the next 7 days, the Fullanis will still be in that land doing what they do best and the same Governor will chicken out as a coward they are known for. Infact, another set of people from that region will even support the Fullanis.

We know them, zero boldness and zero braveness when it comes to dealing with Fullani issues.

If Tinubu their god and personal savior could say nothing concerning what the Fullanis are doing to them, no South Westerner alive will do shiiit.

Python dance don do this one shege. He is in severe pain!

Germi9:

hahaha!!! the government are so quick to counter Ondo government,a sign of the kind of government we have today...
i haven't heard garba shehu talk about the killings in kaduna...

wait a minute..did i hear him say constitution?
Nigeria is already divided, constitution holds no law,if it does then the Sharia law will not stand in some part of the north..
fvck you garba shehu or whatever you call yourself..
you are fool(lolz) of shit no wonder i didn't bother to write your name in CapLetters

Preferably, call him garbage shame!

Karlovic:
It will never be well with Lord Lugard for creating this fraudulently established nation.

Amen

baralatie:

So how will you tell a guy e is not good in bed if you were a woman?

Unfortunately I m not. Its left to the approach of the woman.

sylve11:
Before that guy eyes go clear, the barber don flee with the clipper........

Dem go don baber the punna hair clean

Great100000:
The easiest way to meet people is through Social Media, but a large percentage of people who meet on social media either do so for business or other formal purposes, and those who actually meet for a relationship have a tendency of failing at it, mostly due to the naive method of approach that are used by guys.

Luckily, you will not be seeing anything Naive or unprofessional in the chat that transformed these two Twitter users from just Twitter buddies to a loving couple in less than an hour of the first message.

Not sure if this counts as a professionalism mark too, but the did the online wooing in stages, with the first stage being Twitter, after which he proceeded to WhatsApp, and then established an air of familiarity with the lady before he finally shoot his shot. A surprising union I must say.

Borrowing one of the guy's pickup lines, "so here comes nothing":

After the guy had succeeded in collecting the lady's phone number via Twitter, he proceeded to WhatsApp to take his next step for winning her heart. He probably had to message her in WhatsApp for formality of because it is easier to make a conversation on the platform.

He thanked the lady for dashing out her number to him, and then told her that he saw a Twitter post that advised anyone who like another person tell them because they don't have much time to spend in life, and the lady responded well.

He wrote: " Hare comes nothing", then flirted with her about God sending her to earth without her wings, hence he used an idiomatic expression to tell her that she is an "Angel."

Like a business proposal or maybe a politician, the guy then reeled out all the promises he wishes to fulfil if the lady were to consider him as her boyfriend (lady blushes at this), after which he asked her directly, "I want to be in a relationship with u, what do you say?

The lady threw a challenging question to him about what he will be offering her if she went into a relationship with him, and our guy again became poetic, and described all the goodies he can offer in a relationship, but failed to mention his financial status.

That was what tempted the lady to ask him about the missing part, which was replied by the guy who explained that he is not very boyant financially, but he will work with her to make sustainable plans.

After this, the lady agreed to the relationship, and told him that she will give a 2-weeks trial for the relationship, and if he should fall short of his promises, then they will break up.

The lady added that she is definitely out of the relationship if he messes up after 2 weeks, and she also told him to leave more about how to take good care of a lady.

That was the end of a stranger chat, and the beginning of a lovely relationship, although the end point of the relationship is not known, the expertise used by the guy to woe the lady is worth emphasized.

Below are screenshots of the chats:

Nonsense. This format is for guys without cash.

Zanxx:


If he is terrible, I won't say it. I told my ex he is terrible in bed and that he is a two seconds man. Would you believe he called my mom to report to her that I called him a two seconds man? The insults my mom rained on me is a story for another day. She warned me never to say that to a man. I really regretted it but truth is I was so angry, I was thinking clearly. If we enjoy it, the man will know.lol

You are not subltle enough. There is a way you tell a guy and he ll appreciate and improve his performance.

SweetCunt97:
Pls talking about thickness and not length. Dick wey long but tiny who e eep?

Hmmmm. Heard this before!

PAWG:



If she goes to pound yam after you finish it means you didn’t do shit, she has to be drained; except na quickie

That's the real deal

Ashirawealthy1:

this is an anonymous forum, why would i still be lying, fyi am unwinding all my tales here as nobody known me personally and for the last time i never cheated on him during the course of our relationship.

Meaning you later cheated.

debbydams:
m lazy on bed �️..

Depends

Ashirawealthy1:


Lack of trust; he always thought i was cheating and to be honest i never for once cheated on him, never, tho as at when we were dating, i had lots of relationship proposals.
We see ourselves at our workplace and we get along than our other colleague. There are still possibilities of us coming back but i gat to do small shakara before i accept him back cus he 's mainly to be blamed.
He never knew how satisfied he always made me sexually and thats not something i can say to him.

Down to earth girl. I really applaud you!

BareFacedLies:



You're my kind of girl, very good in bedmatics

She is just plain honest abeg.

MeekySmudger:
..Lol,I sabi,nah why men dey do penis enlargement,females sha,saw one video they operated this lady like from her belly,the cucumber dey brought out was like very long and big...I was like chaiiiii...now most would start having sex with horse,elephants,if possible whale.

Chai!

omotoniwa:
This boy call femi need to check his brain if is still functioning properly.

Gbam!!! Well said! They are just psychos and jokers for that state. No offence

BastardWike:


This one making mouth already but he forgot how they lost Illorin till date.

Those who fail to learn from history are bound to repeat same mistakes. Emir of Akure loading

Your IQ is treacherously low!

Philipponzaghi:
I thought she said she lives in a Zoo.

Why should an animal be allowed to write exams?

Typical. I know there will be nonsense talk like this from dull people.

Warrgidanairala:
My friend told me that men with very big penis don't experience very strong erection because of the size and that you can hardly tell if a very big penis is erect as it remains the way it is when flaccid and the only noticeable change is the little increase in diameter, my friend also said they are mostly prone to erectile dysfunction compared to the small and average ones,my friend added that men with very big penis are actually very tall but they don't have very long lifespan compared to short men with small and average penis,my friend further asked if I usually see very tall old men compared to short old men we have around.Men with big organs,is my friend right?

Maybe!

sapphiere:


https://www.vanguardngr.com/2021/01/rita-dominic-genevieve-nnaji-ini-edo-mercy-aigbe-likely-to-say-i-do-in-2021/

They are all lesbians abeg.

Scientists:


1.WHAT WILL YOU DO IF ROBBERS TRIES TO RAPE UR WIFE INFRONT OF YOU??

2.WHAT WILL YOU DO IF YOUR WIFE REFUSE TO TAKE PREGNANCY PREVENTION DRUG OR ABORTION PILLS DUE TO RELIGION AFTER RAPE??

JAMB question.

NiRfreak:

Look at this ignorant Baga...stay there. Me low self esteem. Lol..I can toast your wife and sleep with her if I let go of my moral compass... nothing we never see

Savage!

ojsmscom:
Restructure Nigeria Now Or Some Sections May Be Forced To Boycott 2023 Elections – Nnia Nwodo Tells FG..
The immediate past President-General of the Ohanaeze Ndigbo socio-cultural group, Chief John Nnia Nwodo, has called on the Federal Government to initiate and conclude the process of restructuring the country before the 2023 elections to avoid a situation where some sections of the country may boycott the exercise.


He said Nigeria used to be the envy of nations, given its pedigree in education, agriculture and well-being of its people because there was a regional system of government that allowed regions to enjoy sovereignty over their national resources until the system was thwarted. He, therefore, cautioned that to avoid the “coming catastrophe”, Nigeria must restructure.





Nwodo, who was the ninth president-general of the apex Igbo group, spoke in Lagos on Friday at the 17th Chief Gani Fawehinmi annual lecture, with the theme, ‘The constitutional history of Nigeria’s dysfunction: Any pathway to indivisibility and common progress?’




The event, organised by the Ikeja Branch of the Nigerian Bar Association, was also attended by the Governor of Borno State, Prof Babagana Zulum, human rights lawyer, Femi Falana (SAN), legal practitioners and human rights activists, among others.
There have been agitations for the restructuring of the country so that states or regions could control their resources.
Several prominent individuals and sociocultural groups, especially those in the southern part of the country, have stressed the need to restructure the country, insisting that the current system was tantamount to a unitary system of government, which they said could not work for a diverse nation like Nigeria.

boycott or not they ll still rule you by force.

lazeal:
what if this is a damage control?

That's possible though.

kenzysmith:
mode

Edo and ibos I m sure!

FalseProphet1:

I see many women crying that husbands are very scarce. I see them flooding social media to search for husbands. I see many of them getting married this year through social media.

You mean they get married to social media ba?