₦airaland Forum

pazienza:
Like Dbanj sank low by singing in Igbo in the song Igwe, his brother Kswitch sang in Igbo too in Obimuo, Waje and Tiwa singing in Igbo in the song "Onye",Tuface (though not Yoruba) sang Iheneme still Igbo, and I remember him saying Nwunye mu( my wife) in the African queen song, Wizkid do add small pieces of Igbo in his songs too, I remember him singing "Omalicha dance with me my baby" in the I love my baby song, Timaya's Ukwu and Ogologo mma agha, Iyanya's Ukwu, etc.



I guess all these non Igbos singing in Igbo are stooping low, according to you?


I know a tribal post when I see one, no matter how subtle the writer tries to be, so I easily picked up the tribal angle of your first post.


Get over yourself, there is nothing special about your Yoruba language, musicians use any language that can win them more audience in their songs, Lagos happen to be the commercial nerve centre of the country with a predominant Yoruba language, but still musicians want to crack the Eastern market, so they sing in Igbo too.

Thou art soo on point....

steppin:
Phyno wants you to hug a transformer.

Dope punch line....Lmao

vandutchboy:
Nigerians are not serious,this is the man that got the contracts to repair our refineries and he embezzled the money. Keep praising billionaire thieves,we have no value in this country. He became a billionaire by embezzling public money,he is the reason Nigerians pay more for petrol because we have to import our oil

Plz wat did the den president do about it, or was he clueless/not aware

Didnt Abacha, ibb and obj share our oil well to their bootylickers during dia time, wat did any one do abt it

Is emeka offor d only nigerian that hav ever embezzled money in nigeria? Mtcheeew



Free d man joor mek em enjoi em birthday.

Mimienudles:
I don't like this Phyno guy. Ain't hating o. More Success to the Celebrant!

Siss, d opposite of like is hate/dislike, so if u dnt like sum1, u definitely hate em....

polite2:
now I kn u re a man (male)

9ja youths.....






Deceiving themselves since 1865



Very soon they will blame d govt for their fake gender i.d on social media...

sidecheek:
1 reason why men are just cry-babies:
Their brains can't process the fact that ladies are becoming more independent¿

....independent plz in what planet and country

What happens to d bills hair, upkeep, accomodation etc bills, + more bills and extra bills I pay...

Last year I even paid 'self support' bills

Independent ko...

Nigerian Youths amaze me


I never believed in gej untill my broke graduate friend won N10mill via youwin and nw hez doin well...

4me and my family, I hv decided to vote som1 dat has d youths intrest @ hrt

...a 75yr old cant give dat, ask ebonyi state youths


Gej z weak, but I must make my own 10mill dis year and for d next four years all my siblings will....

....Apc and pdp parties in Nigeria r just lik chelsea and man utd, when u sign a dull player frm man u to chelsea, it dznt make him a good player.


Yes I wish der wer more capable hands to compete with gej, buh I dnt trust d Apc...'Aggrieved Pdp congress'


Those pdp dudes that defected hv bin dribbling us under pdp, nw they hv changed club to apc, to dribble us der...ok ooo


Diaris god oooo!!!

LaurelP:
AIT's excuse is not only preposterous but also laughable
Can AIT tell me dat they never knew double voting could occur
Who do they think they're deceiving Hungry liars!

Even here on NL, has Jonathan been able to compete with Buhari in any poll?
Whatever they do, if they rig this election, this country won't remain the same

Gbam...


... quick recommendation, the North and South should be split up sharp sharp, two presidents, all those saibuharians will move to the Northern protectorate, ruled by buhari and enjoy their Agric

While the southerners will stay with the clueless one enjoy their oil




Last bullet: No one has been able to tell me any positive thing this bigotry extremist buhari acheived during his regime.


During his time, All notherners wer angels while the southerners were all corrupt.

Itz jst like giving idiamin a second chance.


Love thy brother as thy self, say no to bigotry.

peteruuu:
Laff wan kill me die ooo

I laff so tey,my phone fell inside sobo

*modified*

Hello my fellow nairalanders,please help me win!My brother n I made a bet just now.He said if i can meet up with him on the number of LIKES he's having on this forum,he would dash me his BB Z10 phone!!! Lol..as i no wan miss it..he's giving me a maximum of just a month!!! HE'S HAVING ABOUT 832 total likes,while i'm just having about 85 total likes. Please help me LIKE this comment.Thanks

How old are u and brother?

10 and 10+??

Kenai:
Empty lies from the pit of hell, peddled by propagandists of mediocre intellect.

And setting the records straight on those refineries his propagandists are claiming he built:



http://newsdayreporters.com/what-s-hot/536-specialreport-muhammadu-buhari-did-not-build-any-refinery-for-nigeria-editorial-newsday-reporters.html

So abeg, tell us those refineries he birthed.

He birthed four refineries in 2months 2yrs


Chai!!! Feefu can lie!!!

[quote author=laffytaffy1 post=29983664][NOT WHAT IS WRITTEN IN THE OP]

laffytaffy1:
[NOT WHAT IS WRITTEN IN THE OP]

Lord have macy!!!!!!

*Laffin in swahili*

*slides my nokia 3310 on d floor*

*rushes out of d house*

*takes ma shirt off*

*sips dat alomo*

*remenbers kidney failure*

*spits it out*

*grabs my fone back*

abdulplayer02:
hey wait, what are you southern donkeys thinking? Do you think we are illiterates or what? Well the way we have some illiterates is the same way you have. Go to America, there are illiterates there. From here, I can conclude that you are a partial illiterate cos you MAY be educated, but you are not using it. Rubbish. I wonder if the sperm that is used to produce you guys contains alcohol or something. So foolish and idiotic

Bros, d guy u quoted never cursed any1, I dont see d need for curses in ur comment.


Its only a looser that resort to curses to win an arguement.....


But why is d North filled with violence?


Should we blame lord lugard for d wat he did in 1914.

He amalgamated d North and south for these reasons...

1. The Northerners were poor
2. They dont have resources
3. The south has resources
4. The southerners were literate

For me the North shouldnt hv been merged with d south, they are two different people.

#sayNotoViolence

abdulplayer02:
hey wait, what are you southern donkeys thinking? Do you think we are illiterates or what? Well the way we have some illiterates is the same way you have. Go to America, there are illiterates there. From here, I can conclude that you are a partial illiterate cos you MAY be educated, but you are not using it. Rubbish. I wonder if the sperm that is used to produce you guys contains alcohol or something. So foolish and idiotic

Bros, d guy u quoted never cursed any1, I dont see d need for curses in ur comment.


Its only a looser that resort to curses to win an arguement.....


But why is d North filled with violence?


Should we blame lord lugard for d wat he did in 1914.

He amalgamated d North and south for these reasons...

1. The North was poor
2. They dont have resources
3. The south has resources
4. The south are literate

#sayNotoViolence

HrtBrkSteve:
Too bad.
Those northern guys, I really don't know their issue with GEJ, is he the one that orchestrated Boko Haram? Is he the one that discouraged y'all aboki folks from going to school to gain knowledge? He even went extra mile by giving them Almajiri schools. Let's put ethnic differences aside and move this country forward, there's strength in our diversity!! GMB went to Bayelsa, and he wasn't pelted with stones.
On a more serious note, APC should try and caution and contain their teeming supporters from this kind of action, it doesn't speak well of a party that is advocating PEACE and CHANGE!

1000 likes


When I hear APC change... I dy fear.
.... Nigeria needs change, buh I dnt believe dat APC 'Aggrieved PDP Congress' has any positive change in them.

natureblack:
Still don't know what's so special about the icrap the OP wanted us to see

... as if this is 2007....



#lame

Adminisher:
You are a big FOOL. This is a key member of Nigeria's rulling class EXPOSING his own people and you are not happy. APC members are as guilty as the evil PDP. What have you gained by bringing up the third term here. Has it reduced the stealing?. Are you sharing out of your senators $2million salary?. I dont think so..but your girl friend or future wife may do so soon.
So get serious with your life and be alive to ur social responsibilities. If what obasanjo has said is not 30% true then you are a real.big.idiot. I know it is 100% true because i have friends in both houses. So the joke is on you young man.

My dear brother, ur utterance here depicts someone that would elicit chaos or fight in any of d Houses, if we wish 2chang nigeria, we should change ourselves 1st.


D beauty of constructive criticism cant be overemphasised.


#peace #sayNoToViolence

Chukwugekwu:
you are a bigger fool of the 2014

10000 likes


A typical silly nigerian youth will always start an arguement will curses.

#tragic

dicefrost:
The entry point and consolidated Salaries of doctors and health workers is big compared to what an average graduate earns in Nigeria. A friend of mine (a laboratory scientist) currently on internship earns around 120k monthly , and that amount has recently been reviewed upward again. A house officer gets close to 200k and they are still asking for more! If this trend doesn't stop, we are in trouble.

Famous Pen.

..... A factual write up, though I need to clearify u on d quoted section... A lab scientists entry point is conhess 8 step 2, datz abt 120k, and datz abt d entry point for most paramilitaries in nig. d intern u talked abt is lucky to receive dat amt cuz even in Fed. Med. Centres nation wide Med lab interns receive 101k, while pharm and others earn 120k... also dental technologists who trained for 4yrs (in a sch of technology) re paid same amt with a Lab Scientist who trained for 5yrs in a university. So d whole system is run with bias and it calls for serious attention....
Adios...

spyder880:
My lawyer is going to go through this, as I listen to more advice and keep my ears to the ground. This needs to be looked at carefully. I also have to silently observe the community, and their rulers in charge of lands.

Since others has bought and are fencing the plots nearby, I don't think there is a case on this land, but I will still proceed with extreme caution.

Kudos mr.spyder, my humble input to ur quest especially in dz layout is that u should research more on it, in addition to observing d community, make sure d properties u r goin 2 buy hasnt been sold out yet, if possible, Enquire if dy have an igwe, meet and know if derz another agent sellin properties on d same layout, stuff like dat...much respect and gudluck.

olabukola:
I want to do business in the east in the near future, how much is land in nsukka, do you sale to non igbos?

Mr. Olabukola, I have some intresting properties I would like show you. Still Affordable now, its along transiyoku, nike, towards d area mr. Spyder is exploring. I hav jst 2 properties left der for now. Jst call 08033232315. Mr. Jeff....d language ibos understand is buisness transaction, tribe is never a barrier.

U

donpeey22: It's pathetic that you seem not to know the negative inpact the prolonged strike has on the nation's health care system. Just imagine a scenario where you stepped out of your house in the morning on your way to work and got involved in a ghastly motor accident, you were rushed to the accident and emergency unit of one the federal teaching hospitals unconscious having lost so much blood, and no doctor was on ground to revive you. Unfortunately, you may not be alive to even understand the fact that a lab technician could not help you at that point of distress. FYI, I'm a die hard supporter of Jonathan's administration.

Mmmm.... u sound soo insecure,

Soo threatened by a Lab tech, wonder wat u wud do wen u encounter a lab Scientist...

Back 2 ur point, hav u tot abt being d one involved in d accident ...or r u invincible?

SpicyMimi: bingo!

Why do i ve this feeling that, her claims could destroy you?
Seriously i also ve this feeling you r into fraudulent activities?

And to dose gals trying to get his attention, watch it sweethearts! You'd shocked by the time you find out the real source of his income!

And wat makes U̶̲̥̅̊ think bebs givz a hoot abt d source of a guyz income....


U̶̲̥̅̊ v never heard of 'boonie and chlyde'.
Or 'dirty money tastes better'(cuz wen d nigga I̶̲̥̅̊s̶̲̥̅̊ caught, d chick takes all)

chidyhels: I always knew this thread was to advertise fake riches

Not only dat ma sissy...

Fake Op,(Social network millionaire)
Fake Op's handle
Fake Story
Fake Everythin


NL hz made d Op feel like jimmy reeves on d red carpet / on oprah winfrey show, wid d audience(participants/Viewers of d thread ) throwing questions and contributions..

*if not 4 amnesia, I 4 don slip tey tey*

xp17: @ op, buying ur girlfriend a car isn't a biggie , but u not being able to man her is what baffles me . seriously why re u crying out loud?

if u can't keep ur affair discrete, it really shows u got a lot to learn from the master.

stop using big foolishness to correct smaller foolishness. the more u write the more it sound more foolish to me. just personal opinion

Exactly my point of view...


... And That got me in2 checkin hs profile (outta curiosity) and jst fd out d op joined nl on 9th jan with this topic his only topic...showin on fp,..fishy...

Infact Adonbilieve d story.

Buh hypothetically if any 9ja guy in dz 21st century still acts/reason lik d op *as in gettin a chick a ryd and rantin abt it/makin a movie out of it on social media after a brkup*, den dt dude obviously a Learner.

*no offence intenteded*

...Itz My point of view *prolly cuz am viewing through a microscope*

[quote author=SELENAqueensy]see fine gal.... black beauty

am proud to be black jor

#teamblackbeauties


Buh U̶̲̥̅̊ no D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ dat team oh, U̶̲̥̅̊ na fair beauty

s3nn2x: I am sure you think you just made sense.
Dude, I don't see the reason for your comment. I am sure that if you were smart enough, you could have noticed that the question was directed at the OP, and he had given a befitting response.

Abeg, Park well joor.

Smart up datz all... Itz a tough world out there boi

lynpetra: That question wasn't directed to you.

U̶̲̥̅̊ D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ fall ma hand 2day. C'mon

s3nn2x: I wanted to ask the same question.

So, OP you are here thanking God for your life.....Or[b] what exactly is the reason for this thread?[/b]
You mean you people just left the guy there and went to your various destination.

Smh 4 U̶̲̥̅̊ and ur likes (IQ wize) on NL.

Infact lemme answer ur questions

Q1: U̶̲̥̅̊ wer gonna ask if hez a corper (even wid hez crested vest on)....
A: No, hez a palm wine tapper relocatin 2minna

Q2:'what exactly is the reason for this thread?'

Ans: His reason I̶̲̥̅̊s̶̲̥̅̊ 2 show hw he played paul walker in one of his movies ....and 2show hw Paul wud hv escaped his death

Q3: 'you mean you people just left the guy there and went to your various destination'

Ans: No D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ didn't leave, D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ went 2 make d okadaman's burial arrangements.
......Rubbbish *as if U̶̲̥̅̊ didn't read d part wer d OP sed d police arrived @ d scene*

Goodmorning!  Here are the 10 things you need to know:

1. President Jonathan would be sending list of new Ministerial nominees to the National Assembly upon resumption. His decision to do so is coming when Nigerians are calling for the removal of some non-performing Ministers.

2. Another news making the headline is the conspicuous absence of Speaker of the House of Reps., Aminu Tambuwal and Jigawa state Governor, Sule Lamido from the visit of North-West PDP leaders to President Goodluck Jonathan. Most reports have said that it was a clear message to Mr. President that the two are no longer with him (Jonathan).

3. Central Bank Governor, Sanusi Lamido Sanusi has remained adamant despite President Jonathan’s order that he should resign over leakage of presidency’s letter to former President, Olusegun Obasanjo. Sanusi is insisting that he won’t resign until June 2.

4. Equally making the headline is the declaration by the Delta state Governor, Emmanuel Uduaghan to run for Delta South Senatorial District election come 2015. Basing his argument on an unwritten zoning agreement, Uduaghan said the unwritten understanding gives the Itsekiri race the opportunity to contest.

5. The defeat of Nigerian Intentional and Chelsea Midfielder, John Mikel Obi by Manchester City Midfielder and Ivorian International, Yaya Toure in the just concluded African Footballer of the year Award also made headlines. Yaya Toure has won the Award three times.


6. It was also reported that the Authorities of St. Paul’s College in Lawrenceville, Virginia, in the United States has confirmed Mrs. Stella Oduah’s first degree in Business Administration at the institution in 1982, with concentration in Accounting. The institution however insisted that it does not Award Masters Degree.

7. Ibori and others serving jail terms in the United Kingdom are expected to return to the country to complete their jail terms, reported some Newspapers this morning.

8. Coming from Kaduna is the suspension of former minority leader of the Kaduna State House of Assembly, Dr Shehu Adamu. Adamun has been handed a six-month suspension for accusing 18 members of the House Assembly of receiving N10 million bribe each to impeach the Speaker, Mu’azu Usman Gangara and other principal officers of the Assembly.

9. APC has cautioned President Goodluck Jonathan not to destroy the country’s institutions before he leaves office. The caution is in reaction to the presidency’s threat to sack Central Bank Governor, Lamido Sanusi.

10. Finally, President Goodluck Jonathan denied being anti-north as held in some quarters, saying that his concern is to develop the country evenly.

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rabzy: Pls where should the child be selling the things? Inside hall or inside bank. I hawked for 18 yrs and if i have to do it again to help feed my family...i will gladly and proudly do it.

[s]*See as Laff don comot my beb g string hang am on top my head*[/s]

Guy U̶̲̥̅̊ aя̩̥̊ε̲̣̣̣̥ soo funny