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[quote author=greatiyk4u post=40982980]I can see u gat a very low thinking faculty,assuming u write an exam an a hall with hidden camera, u passed, later some one complained that u were involved in exam malpractice with evidence shown from the recorded camera, do u think u will go scot free?

Check out how many times JAMB has released results and later cancel the result of the whole centre as a result of irregularities [/quote
Waoh mr intelligent with high thinking faculty..so when they asked who saw the videos and they sed its the same lady that was eyeing you and refused to fall to her advances, what comes into your head..and if there were hiding cameras in the hall, so it will take you a life time to reveal it to the school authority..think well jare..so sylvia dat they cleared his obvious money laundering issue, the files dat was presented and so obvious, dos ones were fake abi?? If they are fake, what makes you now think now that what ever APC sorry Army and Police Controlled party are presenting are real

allanphash7:
I pity you



You better keep quiet before your name is mentioned by dasuki



Idontjustlikethewaythisguytalk

So everybody should live under fear because of what?? You have should highlighted one of the characteristics of the party or people you support and dats intimidation..so there's no freedom of speech again in Nigeria..anyway not everybody will agree to be a coward and not talk when seeing things that are wrong..

Nelson05:
If u are innocent why raise unnecessary alarm. Don't cry yet de days of inpunity are over u must count ur teeth now.

Boring...don't use political hatred to analyse things..now let me ask you, why do you pray against accident or sickness when it as not come..don't you know you raising alarm to God and putting other pple to pray for you for what as not come..why didn't you wait till wen the sickness come first before praying..your answer will define your statement up there

[quote author=greatiyk4u post=40971656]Heya, the man is afraid of loosing his seat and getting another seat in prison............

Clear conscience fears no accusation mr. Governor[/quote
Don't misuse proverbs anyhow..let me ask you this question,so even international observers were paid to close an eye if there was rigging..think fast!!!! Don't be sentimental wen analysing things, that's why we want our generation to be good..Now if after you have pasted a test and you have seen the score, then two months later, the lecturer sed you failed the test..what will you do?? Your answer now will define whether what you wrote up der is worth it..

spako4:
Are you afraid?

You pple dat are asking all this questions like why u afraid?? You pple are indeed really funny..do you think we are running dictatorship in Nigerai that nobody shud have mouth to attack a govenment..what is happening, very soon wen they have succeeded in removing anybody dat can criticize the government and own all the states, then your eyes will be open that APC had turned to Army Police Customs partya..am not saying they won't try in changing some things in Nigeria ooo but having all the crucial states to themselves and trying to remove anybody dat is giving them body heat is not good for democracy..EFCC has now turn to errand company for APC, before it was PDP errand boy..they just can't stand on their own inrespective of who's in power..God help Nigeria

Mynd44:
Why is he scared?

Did he say he is scared. If you see someone hovering around your area continuously everyday for like three days..what will your instinct tell you to do or what actions will you take..now those dos action define you been scared or trying to avoid any odd thing from happening..guess wen u have think this over,you shud rephrase your sentence dat looks like a phrase.thanks

mrobruche:
Hey hold it! Olu of Itsekiri not Olu of Warri

Why do you talk as if you don't read literature books or don't update yourself with the internet..pleas use your internet to browse before you start typing things about our olu..and next time, you are not talking to your junior brothers here..so keep your hold it and don't bring blind statements you not sure of

praxisnetworks:
A Yoruba clan congratulations

English is so difficult for you to read that you don't see the difference between Itsekiri and Yoruba..and for you notice, we are not yoruba incase you can differentiate..

irunooboo:
This is why it is advisable for every lady to suck dicks properly before allowing penetration. by doing this you will know the color of the sperm of your man so engine oil sperm will not be released in you. I prefer men with 7inches dick and above because they last long in bed and have clean sperm

This your last sentence or even your full writeup, pls can you tell us how it has been scientifically proven or traditionally proven before we adapt to the method because we are literates here and we bliv in proves..thanks

whiteandblack:
My s p e r m is mixed red and brown...and am really worried about this. I have just had an unprotected sex with a lady but that has been a while. So please is this colored s p e r m normal or do i need see a doctor. I need your serious contributions to this..no insult please. Thanks in advanced.

Red or brown semen could be a sign of a prostate problem
like a burst blood vessel, an infection, an injury or in some
cases cancer. So do speak to your doctor if the symptoms
continue.

[quote author=jjlala post=40944195]I blame Jonathan [/quote

Continue blaming Jonathan na because he's the one that wrote to the six coperate board not to hire her..pls think like a literate before you start typing or commenting.. She said they tagged her enemy of the state..I bliv u are a Buhair fan..I just av dis questions for u
During Jonathan regime that they were stealing money,
1)why did naira not devalue
2) When do they pay workers salary or have there been delay of payment of salaries
3) All the money EFCC have recovered, what have they done with the money

912:
Why is it that Muslims are always involved in every issue of religious violence in this world?

I'm not sure Islam is really a religion of peace as they claim because no other religion has caused the death of so many people in this world.

As a matter of fact the religion claims more lives in a year than any tsunami ever have

Hello why would you say Islam is not a religion, if its not, then what is it..before you start condemning a thing you shud know the background of that thing..do you know that even some other muslims have at one time attacked dis shai muslims, so the muslims that attacked them are what?? Just has christains are of different types and denominations, so also are muslims..the greatest and dangerous robbers or cultists we had in Nogeria, were they muslims of christains..so before you point a finger, think fast first ..for your info, am a christain

Godfullsam:
Guilty conscience

What's the guilty conscience there? Let me ask you dis questions:
1) What is the guilt here in what he as sed
2) Are you residing in Nigeria that you talking like dis because if you are you will know that there's no difference between APC and PDP because who is in power controls EFCC..pls how many APC former governors have they arrested and recovered money from..
3) Lastly if am wrong on number 2, can you pls tell me why did they uphold Sylvia case in EFCC on embezzlement of govt money

brainbucks:
Last Days

The person working in BBC that wrote that might just be one of those people supporting creation of biafra country or alternatively he might have been paid handsomely by some unknown elements to create disagreement within the various countries because wen anoda african man from anoda country says its true, a nigerian man can get angry and insult dier country flag and before you know it, what started small on the internet will escalate to crisis that can take lives..dont mind them fellow Nigerians

hummerwise:
even peeps from other african countries defended the nigerian flag wif a stiff response..
but look at that nigerian man(UGOCHUKWU EZE OKONKWO) thats suppose to be doing dsame chose to be an alien...

what a shame!

Pls don't be suprised with that Ugochukwu attitude, he might as well be one of the pro- biafra peopla..so do u expect him to support Nigeria

AmNotADullard:
Good day Nairalanders, the time I started writing this is 3:22am, whether am a popular NLder or not doesn't matter, but I would like to Conceal my identity. These would be a bit long, because I would want to explain all what is happening and has been happening to me concerning my education.

I am from the eastern part of Nigeria, and school somewhere in the south, part of the top 10 universities in Nigeria.
Back in my, Primary and Junior secondary school, I was extremely brilliant, always part of first 3, a lot of times I was 1st in class and best overall. Even my junior waec, I was so happy, people were happy for me.

The problem started in my secondary school, I noticed I started dropping, my 2nd term in SS1, I was 21/23 in class, same school, same class mates.
I thought maybe I had started playing to much, so I stopped all what I figured out could be the problem, yet there was no solution, my parents got me private teachers for my core subjects. Once they are with me, I would understand what they teach me, when they leave, I don't slack, I continue reading and reading, when exam comes, it would seem like I wasn't the one who read. A day before the exam, it would be fresh in my head and when I even write the exam, my mind would be like "you have killed it"
My parents would ask how it was, my reply would be: "yes, it was perfect, expecting the perfect result".

When I see my result, I would as usual fail virtually everything.
Still, I managed to go/forge ahead, I was able to pass my WASSCE in one sitting, how I did that I don't know, not that I passed outstandingly, I only had 'credit' in all the subject I was expect to have grade 'C'.

Then the hustle for Jamb came, let it be known that I wrote jamb 5 times, and the 5th time was when I got admitted to my school of choice.


Currently in my 200level, we resumed a new session about 2months ago. Now to what caused dis write up.

My first semester of 100level result: C, F, A, D, D.

A terrible result for someone in 100level, yes, I know. I felt too relaxed first semester, played a lot.
I determined that 2nd semester would be better, not that I was expecting all A's but I didn't want any F.
So my whole 2nd semester was reading all through, I read to the extent that I started feeling sure I should have A's in at least 3 out of 6 courses.

But when the result came in, it was worse than my first semester without me playing or getting distracted,
My 2nd semester of 100level result: C, F, C, E, C,F

And now 200level has kicked off, but something is happening to me.

I don't think I can survive this anymore,
My parents don't have money, my dad is struggling to send us to school.
None of my siblings work,
I have been contemplating different means of ending my life,
I move about with shame, I don't sleep anymore, I can't get my head straight, I would stay awake all night crying and praying for a change in my academic life.

I have done all what I think I can humanly do, hence why the thought of taking my life,
I know I can't create a life, but of what use is one that doesn't seem to make people happy?
But then, I decided to come on here, to ask if there is something else in reading I am not doing apart from, reading.... I have applied all the reading techniques applicable, jot while reading, revise, ask myself questions, and all. But still after exam, I don't seem to have that desired result, I have prayed countless times.

By my side is a chemical I got when I discovered I had 2f's. Education, they say is the best legacy. But in my case it isn't sure if it would be, I am a business oriented person, but no money to even establish myself, so that's not an option, please Nairalanders, I don't wish to Take my life, please is there anything you can suggest to me other than suicide and constant reading and prayers. I am 22years of age.

God bless.

Brother, just one question..do you think taking your life will put smile in the face of your parents..now have you taken time to write about great men in nigeria like wole soyinka, he wrote waec seven times just to pass english, have you tried learning work or who told you everybody destiny is tied to school..there are a thousand and one great men today that didn't go to school..go and learn a skill ooo my brother and stop threatening yourself with suicide..na hell fire express be that

gamaliel121:
You are sadistic...


The good news is...you can find help!!!

The bad news is that you are a prophet and your ministry won't flourish because there's good news which is ''you are not God and you are not a mouth piece of God'' so stop using positive words negatively..

Imdachick:
Since you know where your problem lies, you can change yourself. From your writeup your an educated person else I would have thought otherwise. So help yourself and don't wait for people's opinions.

Just one question for you sir or ma..since you know a problem abt yourself, do you still go to the pastor for prayers or anointing oil when you already have the bible with you at home or you already know your problem..hope you don't go for counseling too..because if you do any of these, then you think only about yourself and not thinking of helping other people because of this you advice..we trying to create a better Nigeria, not pointing fingers at people

Estharfabian:
Nigga, You is A beast...

Aggressive sex is one thing...Some people dig it..

Buh Tryna Make her hurt and miserable Is just inhumane and Insane! I don't know how Ladies could withstand pain..

I'd probably kill, or poison You if I were in her shoes...

Anyways...I'd suggest prophet Tb Joshua...After like 10strokes, stripping U naked, his saliva and an Olive oil...You'd be normal eventually...

He who has not sin should throw the first stone..before you judge, check yourself and lastly he who point fingers at people and assume he is holy without checking himself is a hypocrite

Opiosko:
Buharinomics is the problem. Sai shanji! Sai Mumu madu bu gari

How many universities in Nigeria have sed what OAU VC just announced..abi are they the only university in Nigeria..there is UI,UNIlorin , ABU and other better universities still admitting first class..so stop throwing fingers at president Buhari and think of the problem from the VC..Buhari Buhari always, his he the one stealing all the money in Nigeria abi was Rome built in a day..pls let's talk like literates

Opiosko:
Bullharinomics at work. This is what happen when u have an iliterate cattle herdsman at the head of affairs. Truly, Mumu madu bu
gari... Bullhary is a curse to Nigh. Sai change!

Is it buhari that's the VC, or did you hear other VCs have said the same thing your so called yoruba VC is saying..how many universities have told you they won't employ..go tame your VC and stop insulting the number one citizen of your country..or do you think rome was built in a day

shegsky:
If Nigeria wins these match, chelsea will also triumph over porto tonight but if . . . . . .

Bros that one na error..

dominique:
BBC Sport

Anti christ at their best again..so supposing he lost, they won't be talking about all this. Just because he dosnt support those their anti christ bills like homosexuality, abortion and others, he's now a target so he won't rule the world and show people that you can stand on your good morals and believe and still succeed..God will surely see him true.

dason4life:
That is the reward for stupidity.
Female police trying to arrest a male
& non- offender, in this type of country
The DPO of that station deserve to be flogged.

ANYWAY . . . .
I am always happy to see those lazy, good-for-nothing people being dealt with.
better luck next time. . . . Wonder Woman

So if it was your sister or a relative, you will be celebrating abi..have you asked yourself if the matter the man used in addressing an officer of the law was offensive for the woman wanting to arrest him, or why do you think all policemen are evil to the extent you are happy that they battered a police woman..people like you will encourage the beating of women at home, don't worry, I guess you have a sister, wait let them batter her first by someone, then you know if you should be dancing..lastly since you very happy, go and get anoda of your frnd dat have your mindset and bail the man from kirikiri prison, its just 150k d want, atleast to show us here in nairaland that you support the mans action..God help us

rawpadgin:
The ijaws are more accommodating

the itsekiri are not too friendly with strangers


In ogulugha where i work, u cant tell the difference between indigene & non indigene

they see everybody as their own

even ghana people sef dey run Mata there like son of the soil

u can't try in itsekiri land

How will you just jump into conclusion that Istekiri are not accomodating, maybe you Should carry out a research before talking..and mind you there's a difference between staying around and claiming territory of a place..an Istekiri defends its zone with his life but when you don't come with bad intentions, you free to roll

Rendezvou:
There are many unscriptural activities going on in the church today which Christians pretend not to see. The more we keep silent, the worse things would become. Though we are aware that many happenings in the church today are signs of the end time, it is our duty to put things right and strive to revive the ‘old time religion.’

1. Charging Consultation Fee-
Paying certain amount of money before you can see the man of God has become a common practice in many churches nowadays. So many pastors have commercialized deliverance, salvation and spiritual counselling against the Lord’s wish- Matt 10:8 Heal the sick, cleanse the lepers, raise the dead, cast out devils: freely ye have received, freely give.

2. Selling Some Spiritual Items-
I’m more particular about churches selling holy water and anointing oil in plastic containers and bottles where worshippers are disallowed from bringing theirs but compelled to buy from the church. Let them buy from wherever they choose; your role is to ensure those items are blessed and sanctified.

3. Making Tithe Card Compulsory-
I have no objection to the issuance of tithe cards for those who want it. Some churches have denied
members some privileges because they do not have their tithe cards which serve as evidence to know tithe payers. I, like many others prefer paying tithes anonymously. Someone may be paying tithe regularly having his card checked and signed by the pastor and still feign being saved.

4. Setting up too many church societies-
It is unfortunate that church leaders rarely check the activities or attend meetings of these societies. Many have derailed from their essence and a lot of such church societies now run like town meetings, social groups or cooperative societies. Let us cut them to size, review their activities regularly, and ensure prioritization of spiritual events in these societies.

5. Singing and Dancing to Worldly Music-
We really need to watch it here. We listen to hip hops, Rocks etc which are trending and become tempted to copy the rhythm and sometimes lyrics of such music for church use. Many of these songs and dances are not glorifying God so why copying the world? Ladies now twerk and wiggle in sexually provocative styles in churches at the sound of such worldly music. 1 John 2:15 Love not the world , neither the things that are in the world . If any man loves the world, the love of the Father is not in him. Choirmasters and Music Coordinators pls take note.

6. Stipulating Minimum Amount for Offering-
Few days ago I was in a gathering and the pastor announced that those who do not have up to a certain amount of money to put down as offering should not bother to come out. This wasn’t the first time I’ll hear this announcement coming from the alter. This approach to collection of fat offerings should not be encouraged in the church. Jesus praised the poor widow who cast just two mites into the treasury because that was all she had [Mark 12: 41-44]. If such marginalization was declared before casting of offering at the temple, the poor widow would not have been able to cast her offering which Jesus acknowledged as the greatest of all offerings. Pastors should stop deterring people from casting their offerings; we do not need to inform them that fingers are not equal. Preach and tell the congregation the benefits of giving bountiful offering to God and let Him nourish His word in their heart and not indirectly telling them, ‘you cannot give the little you have to God.’

7. Organizing sport/game Competitions-
I do not know when sporting became an important spiritual exercise in the church. I once attended a church where a football match between two parishes led to a serious fracas. This later grew to a feud and it took many years for some of the youths and priests to heal the wounds of bitterness sustained during the match. It is more ideal to organize Bible quizzes and competitions which is very much unlikely to sow seeds of discord.

8. Letting out Church Premise/Properties for Secular Purposes-
I my humble opinion, it isn’t right to rent out church properties for non-religious activities such as club parties, political meetings etc. They may violate your rules and you would not be able to stop them until they are through.

9. Organizing Excursions and Sightseeing-
This should be left for our work places, families, schools and any other moderate social groups which we may belong to. Christ sent us to the whole world on a mission assignment to evangelize and win souls to the kingdom and not to catch fun. I have attended an excursion organized by the youth leaders of a church and to be honest, nothing gave glory to God in all we did. In fact, it may turn to an avenue for brethren to engage in sexual immoralities.

10. Inviting Secular Musicians and Comedians to Perform at Church Functions-
I have heard some blasphemous jokes from many comedians lately. It is so saddening that churches invite such performers to anchor programmes and all you hear are disrespectful words against God all in the name of making people laugh. How can you bring a secular musician to the church and expect him to bring down the spirit of God with his or her hip hop or RnB?

May the Lord revive the church again. Amen

Nice right up bro.. I will like to comment on 7 and 9. Organizing football match is to bring unity and fellowship among brethren and also draw people closer to church before working on their spiritual life. Those one u witness was just immature christains that went to play that ball. There's no problem with excursion, its were u going for the exculsion, the kind of program arranged and the spiritual life of the organizers that matter..all boils than to the spiritual life and maturity of the people involve

vimi:
Oya surprise us with a selfie at church Tomorrow. There iis no profit iif a man gains the whole world and loose his dear soul

The hell fire wey uu go enter eh, e still dey undergo several rehearsal iif uu don't get iit right

Is it everybody that you see in church that come to serve God or is it all of them that will go to heaven??..how are you sure that you will make heaven. Encourage them instead of threaten them. Abi u think say na by d go church every sunday na be born again

ramdris:
Which kind rough play be dis ? This got to b a joke cos I don't wanna believe any Higher institution will force their students to go thru dis....

If school nor b like dis. How Aluta continua go stand. School go make you strong kakaka

Some funny things but true in life:
1) No one as ever given and become poor
2) No one as ever paid tithe and dosnt get the reward from God too
3) No one as ever smile and get old quickly
4) No one as ever made him or herself sad by making a person happy
5) Nobody as served God faithfully and not get his or her reward
All this boil down to giving..you don't need millions to give, a cup of garri, paying a transport fare, teaching someone your phone to make call or text, giving somene your shoe to wear to somewhere. These are among many giving that you think is little or not big enough to attract blessing BUT in principle of giving.''Anything you give, you will always get a reward''

Message by Dr. D.K. Olukoya at power. Must change hands..
There are evil dreams we take for granted and ignore to pray about which later have negative effects in our life..some of these dreams are you see yourself:
1) Attending funeral
2) Been anchor with chains
3) Getting married to unknown persons or somene saying you are his wife or husband
4) Begging for food, cloth or arms
5) Walking barefooted ( that's sign of disgrace or inmarriage)
6) Wearing torn dresses
7) Someone removing your hair
Seeing vultures around you
9) Driving vehicle and the vehicle stops and refuse to start
10) Animals pursuing you
11) Discussing and eating with dead relatives
12) Seeing yourself naked (sign of disgrace)
13) Person(s) Beating you
14) Vomiting
15) Admitted in the hospital
16) loosing money or looking for were you kept money and you not finding it
17) Crying
18) Gunshot, arrows, affliction
19) Biting by animals
20) Walking aimlessly round a market
21)Can't cross a river
22) Dirty or rough money in your hand
23) Swimming
24) Striking a matchbox and its removing to light
25) Keep seeing yourself at a round about junction and not knowing were to go
26) Keep seeing yourself in your old house, former place of work
27) Trying to enter a place and the door is locked
28) Climbing staircase and can't reach the top
29) Not finding a key to open a blocked door
30) Wearing black cap or scarf
31) Spider web covering you
32) Strange marks and inscriptions
33) Steal your Vehicle
34) Trying to fetch water but no water or fetching it into a basket
35) Eating in same plate with lepers and mad person
36) Wearing grey cloth
37) Standing as accused in a court
38) Being flogged or kidnapped
39) Showing you sample of blood
40) Eating in the dream( weakness of spiritual life)
41) Attack by dog (sexual spirit)
42) Attack by serpent

If its God that created elephant grass, why don't u use it to cook soup..if its God that frog and chinese are taking it, why are u not talking it