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Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs.Cameroon: AFCON Round Of 16. (2 - 0) On 27th January 2024 by donjoesbry(m): 9:55pm On Jan 27, 2024

Watch the match here
https://www.vipbox.lc/football/nigeria-vs-cameroon-1-live

Crime › Re: Herdsmen Gang Rape, Kill Housewife In Ondo by donjoesbry(m): 4:52pm On Jan 31, 2022

What a country..

Romance › Re: Give Me Tips On How To Hold A No Sex Relationship Till Marriage by donjoesbry(m): 11:44am On Jan 04, 2022

Hehehe. Cold shower and meditation on scriptures will do. And also listen to worship songs to create heavenly atmosphere .
You can start with this worship song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PWJX9ePGfg

Christianity Etc › Re: ⚫Those Who Speak In Tongues and those who Believe In Jesus Can Never Go To Hell by donjoesbry(m): 1:35pm On Sep 12, 2021

Happy sunday to you all. I am super excited to share this spirit lifting worship song .

As the song blesses you, please you a comment, like and share.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PWJX9ePGfg

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Christianity Etc › Re: TB Joshua’s Wife Evict Disciples From SCOAN (Video) by donjoesbry(m): 1:34pm On Sep 12, 2021

Happy sunday to you all. I am super excited to share this spirit lifting worship song .

As the song blesses you, please you a comment, like and share.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PWJX9ePGfg

Romance › Re: Help Me Please This Masturbation Is Changing My Life by donjoesbry(m): 1:34pm On Sep 12, 2021

Happy sunday to you all. I am super excited to share this spirit lifting worship song .

As the song blesses you, please you a comment, like and share.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PWJX9ePGfg

Christianity Etc › Heaven And Earth Adore - Lyrics For Your Sunday Meditation by donjoesbry(op): 1:15pm On Sep 12, 2021

Happy sunday to you all. I am super excited to share this spirit lifting worship song .

As the song blesses you, please you a comment, like and share.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PWJX9ePGfg

Christianity Etc › Re: COVID-19: OPM Donates Ambulance To Rivers State Government by donjoesbry(m): 6:05am On Apr 12, 2020

The Church is a place of healing and blessing.
This is my personal Opinion ...if this Virus is airborne and as deadly as they say then even going out to get groceries should get one infected . They also says it settles in air and surfaces for hours that means almost 50 present of the population should have it already. But guess what it's not so. Cardiovascular disease kills more than this overhyped virus that was created to cause panic and fear just to put all in bondage. But what do I know. Just observe your personal hygiene , improve your immunity and stir up your faith in Christ continually.

Happy Easter to all.. Jesus is alive
What an amazing worship to listen to at this time. I was super blessed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXTkXRZ1Yig

Business › Re: I Visited A Crowded Lagos Market In Ogba (Photos, Video) by donjoesbry(m): 6:04am On Apr 12, 2020

Health › Re: Anambra Extends Lockdown, Tightens Measures, After Recording First Covid-19 Case by donjoesbry(m): 6:03am On Apr 12, 2020

Jesus is the Great Healer.

Happy Easter to all.. Jesus is alive
What an amazing worship to listen to at this time. I was super blessed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXTkXRZ1Yig

Health › Re: 37-Year-Old New Mum Dies Of Coronavirus At LASUTH by donjoesbry(m): 6:03am On Apr 12, 2020

Health › Re: Kano State Records First COVID-19 Case by donjoesbry(m): 6:02am On Apr 12, 2020

Politics › Re: Lock Down: Wike Reverses Position On Church Attendance For Easter by donjoesbry(m): 6:01am On Apr 12, 2020

Crime › Re: Zamfara: Calabash Filled With Human Blood Found At A Suspected Cultist's House by donjoesbry(m): 5:54am On Apr 12, 2020

shegzido:
We on our own in dis country even during dis epidemic some people are still hunting for blood.

Happy Easter to all.. Jesus is alive
What an amazing worship to listen to at this time. I was super blessed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXTkXRZ1Yig

Foreign Affairs › Re: COVID-19 In US: Thousands Lineup Orderly In Their Cars To Get Food, Items(Pics) by donjoesbry(m): 5:53am On Apr 12, 2020

Yustash001:
This not feasible in Nigeria where you be on the queue for more than an hour and someone would come from nowhere and want to enter the line in the front..

Happy Easter to all.. Jesus is alive
What an amazing worship to listen to at this time. I was super blessed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXTkXRZ1Yig

Foreign Affairs › Re: Japan To Fund Firms To Shift Production Out Of China by donjoesbry(m): 5:52am On Apr 12, 2020

KingSekani:
I hope China is ready for what's coming.

It won't be the Japanese government alone

Happy Easter to all.. Jesus is alive
What an amazing worship to listen to at this time. I was super blessed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXTkXRZ1Yig

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Health › Re: 8 New Cases Of Coronavirus In Nigeria. Total Of 232 Confirmed Cases by donjoesbry(m): 11:04am On Apr 06, 2020

chiemmanuel:
Why are the numbers increasing despite the lock down

What an amazing worship to listen to at this time. I was super blessed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXTkXRZ1Yig

Crime › Re: Hoodlums Steal 150 Bags Of Garri In Bayelsa As They Invade Warehouse by donjoesbry(m): 11:02am On Apr 06, 2020

NairalandSon:
Reality has started playing out.

What an amazing worship to listen to at this time. I was super blessed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXTkXRZ1Yig

Crime › Re: Ilekura Samson Ajayi Is Soldier Who Killed Joseph Pessu In Warri, Delta by donjoesbry(m): 11:01am On Apr 06, 2020

cana882:
Why? Was expecting him to look like this:

Meanwhile What an amazing worship to listen to at this time. I was super blessed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXTkXRZ1Yig

Literature › Re: The Bang Rule Pdf File Pls by donjoesbry(m): 10:46pm On Dec 29, 2018

kokakola:
Anyone interested should drop his email and mention me...

Sports › Re: Moment Kim Jong Un's Sister Arrives South Korea For The Winter Olympics(Photos) by donjoesbry(m): 7:17pm On Feb 09, 2018

Foreign Affairs › Re: Shooting At Munich Shopping Center In Germany, 6 Dead by donjoesbry(m): 9:44pm On Jul 22, 2016

This is why i respect countries like China, Japan, North korea and my Darling Russia federation. Even if religion of piss has brainwashed you to kill for the reward of unimaginary virgins...you don't dare mess with with the above mentioned countries...Even devil knows territories that are off-limit...Let alone followers of piss...

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Celebrities › Re: Freeze Reacts To The 2016 US Basketball Team by donjoesbry(m): 6:59pm On Jun 28, 2016

Clone2020:
This guy is daft. Basketball clubs don't just go out there scouting for black players, they select the best available players during the draft ceremonies and during trade season. Go to most urban mostly black neighborhoods and you will see many black kids playing one of two sports, basketball or American football. So it is not by design that all the American basketball team players heading to Rio are black, that's just how much basketball has changed since the days of Larry Bird.
Now when you talk about Ice Hockey it is still a predominantly white sport, and that's not racism either, it just so happens that black kids don't have access to ice rims and many would rather participate in b-ball or American football. Although that is slowly changing, some of the best players in the NHL are blacks, if this trend continues, black people may dominate ice hockey in 30years.

The black race is naturally gifted and very athletic in nature. We will continue to dominate the sport world, freeze needs to stop talking rubbish.

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Fashion › Re: Miss Nairaland 2016 Grand Finale by donjoesbry(m): 10:55am On Jun 25, 2016

I VOTE REFINER

CC: NLJega

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Romance › Re: My Wife Sudden Change Of Attitude - Need Your Candid Advice by donjoesbry(m): 10:16am On Jun 17, 2016

nnamdiokere45:
if he gets it, Tomao she wld ask for sumtin bigger n wen u cnt afford,she go leave u

. Except she is material conscious woman..however, the request for a washing machine ain't big oo...I used to think that way before that I won't get such things for my wife but when I got exposed , I realised they are essentials one need to have at home to help the woman ...as I said, he should complain when they woman starts looking oldvas a result of stress....caring is to anticipate a need for your loved ones and meet it with out any expectation... Here in Europe its a must have for everyone ...if he can't afford it for now, he can explain to her, am sure every reasonable wife will understand

Romance › Re: My Wife Sudden Change Of Attitude - Need Your Candid Advice by donjoesbry(m): 7:46am On Jun 17, 2016

Hear me sir, if you love your wife , please get her the washing machine, look for the one you can afford and get it for her ....except you want stress to make your woman to look worn out and old which you won't like...am sure you like the way omotala and Genevieve look .... Its care and money that make them look like that ....Beautify your wife...love is to care and care is anticipating a need and meeting it without any expectation from the other person ...finally let me remind you that marriage is forever signing up to meet the need of your partner without any expectation or grudge ..... If you know those things you could of done for her when you were wooing her ...let those feelings prompt you to do more for her now that she is your wife ... A lot of married women are getting older in the hands of men because of home stress when they ought t be younger and more beautiful than the unmarried ones......think about this bro and thank me later ....

I remain DoNjOeSbRy....

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Romance › Re: I Was Not Honest About my age And Now My Man Wont Forgive Me by donjoesbry(m): 5:03pm On Feb 28, 2016

WHY are Nigerian ladies discreet about their AGE...I HAVE TRAVELED AROUND THE WORLD and i noticed especially in the western world and even some African countries that ladies easily and happily tell you their age....but i the moment you meet a naija gal asking after her age, its either she lies about it, tells u its private or she will ask you stupid question like: "what do you want with my age'..if i may ask please my naija sisters is their anything so special about the age that you keep it to yourself?...am sorry ma'am i wish i got a solution for you...i still believe in miracles though....

Politics › Re: Buhari's Claim That Boko Haram Is ‘Not Holding Any Territory’ Exaggerated by donjoesbry(m): 1:08am On Feb 02, 2016

seunfunmi33:
BUHARI'S ACHIEVEMENTS SO FAR:
1. " MINISTERAIL" Nomination
2. MINISTERAIL confirmation
3. U-17 World Cup, SCRABBLE, BASKETBALL CHAMPIONSHIP ( By fire by force)
4. Stealing people's Mandates at the tribunals
5. Screwing our economy over (GEJ's fault)
6. Continuous loss of life ( GEJ'S fault)
7. Being a complete DUNCE
8. DISREGARD of Federal Character in His appointments (ADMIRAL GENERAL BUHARI OF WADIYA)
9. Political Witchhunt (Under the guise of his Anti-Corruption ANTI PDP Mirage)
10. Trying To Dictate To the Senate And HOR albeit unsuccessful ( Democracy Fought back)
11. PROPAGANDA AND LIES
12. Sold out WORLD TOURS
13. DEMARKETING NIGERIA AND QUASHING INVESTOR CONFIDENCE
14. MASS LAY-OFF( carried out by his ilk.. One Hameed Ali comes to mind)
15. OUTRIGHT DENIALS OF CAMPAIGN PROMISES
16. MASS EXODUS OF OUR MOST PRICED INVESTORS... JP MORGAN, Virgin Atlantic
17. Delaying the constitution of his cabinet "Till the fullness of time" or till the "old wine" became useless!
18. Spreading his epic syndrome "AIMDS "(Fayose you wicked oo)
19. Gonna Happen on Wednesday * SWEARING IN OF HIS PERSONAL "NOISEMAKERS"
PLEASE ADD YOURS!
CONGRATULATIONS DULLARPO! OYA MASTURBATORS, COME JERK OFF AND CUM ALL OVER THIS THREAD... in M.I's voice * It's allowed

Nairaland General › How To Recharge Phone From Your Bank Account. (all Banks) by donjoesbry(op): 7:05pm On Nov 08, 2015

How to recharge phone from your bank account. (All banks).

Happy Sunday NLanders....Recharging your phone just got easier....even at midnights u can recharge your phone directly from your bank accounts...

Here are the codes for different in Nigeria.

1.Access bank:*901* amount#

2.Eco bank*326*amt#

3.Fidelity:*770*amnt#

4.FCMB:*389*214*amnt#

5.F.bank:*894*amnt#

6.GTB:*737*amnt#

7.heritage bnk:*322*030*amnt#

8.keyston:*322*082*amt#

9.Skybnk:*389*076*1*amnt#

10.IBTC: *909*amnt#

11.Sterling:*822*amount#

12.UBA:*389*033*1*amount#

13.Unity bnk:*322*215*amount#

14.Zenith:*966*amnt# or *302*amnt# (for mtn users)

15.Diamond bank(yellow acct. only):*710*555*phone no.*amnt*pin#

Happy Sunday to you all

Christianity Etc › Re: ***have You Seen A Ghost?*** by donjoesbry(op): 1:56pm On Nov 08, 2015

UyiIredia:
Nah. But I once lied I saw one. However I have had dreams involving 'dead' people.

REBUKE SUCH SPIRIT NEXT TYM

Romance › The Reply A Banker Gave To THIS Pretty Girl Seeking A Rich Husband by donjoesbry(op): 1:47pm On Nov 08, 2015

The following is what a women posted on a dating forum seeking a rich husband:

"I’m going to be honest of what I’m going to say here. I’m 25 this year. I’m very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above. You might say that I’m greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York.

My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married? I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you?
Among those I’ve dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit.

If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden(?), $250k annual income is not enough.

I’m here humbly to ask a few questions:
1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
2) Which age group should I target?
3) Why most wives of the riches are only average-looking? I’ve met a few girls who don’t have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys.
4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)

Ms. Pretty

A philosophical reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan below:

Dear Ms. Pretty,
I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional investor.
My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I’m not wasting time here.

From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain.
Put the details aside, what you’re trying to do is an exchange of “beauty” and “money” : Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square.

However, there’s a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can’t be prettier year after year.

Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It’s not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worse 10 years later.
By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a “trading position”.

If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term – same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or “leased”.

Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income. This has better chance than finding a rich fool.

Hope this reply helps.
signed,

J.P. Morgan CEO

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Romance › Re: How To Deal With An Unwanted Sexual Advance In Your Office by donjoesbry(m): 10:05am On Nov 08, 2015

RESIST D DEVIL AND HE SHALL FLEE FROM U...

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