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Fashion
N fashion is same as MADDDNESS

That kind play sef
Triggerhappy fuckers erwhere!
Naija just force ppl enta force

olaboyeh:
You drop yours lemme find u

Heres mine
I'm using lite vr
7332080532

olaboyeh:
5736736908

Can't find u
Wonder y

olaboyeh:
Pls any nigerian caln on pubg, i am tired of indians abi arabs de ni

I swear them tire me
Wats ur id

Heres mine

Them for come chop oo
If I get b dat abi?
Hahahaha

God should restore erection for u to have premarital sex
Kai!. U no dei fear the Higher Being?
For calm down ooo
No dei draw go enta dis kind mata wen na bad tin u wan take d prick do
For jejely hold ur dick masturbate until e rock hard den do ur deed
Last u go pour b4 one minute u go still cone dei pray to who again?
Guy respect ur God I beg
Na because of ppl like u n me d world dei suffer like disss

Me all I heard was unprotected sex wit hiv+ person

I start to tink na sex only dei for d relationship oo

But h get mind sha
God be wit u all

Moni?
Vjay?
No carry them play

Coz him never get the amount wei him dei find yet
Bastart!
For know say we don tire for house ooh our moni no dei come if we sit down for house

5million.... I fit mud b4 I save 5 million
The world no get joy again ppl dei mud anyhow

Lolx. Mess up guy

Buhari n NCDC

Sometimes I wonder if its this tin that scares the shit outta me in the village years ago abi I just grow not to fear them again

For OTUPKO make God help u say u jam masquerade n u b stranger.... Hahahahaha
That shit scared me to death
Maybe I coz I wasn't home grown

Joyyyyyy
E gimme joy say we plenty
Hahahaha
She dei chat wit other guys n them dei den her shits
She dei tell her friends some kind tins
Like ur dick small, u no sabi collet, all DOS kind tins n maybe u no dei last
She dei yell her friends
N other guys dei tell her them fit reach where u no go fit reach
No fear sha na gamble
If she really likes u she no go cross u but my brother can u trust a woman

Goes well

Weitin him go tell God now

Straight from the players book
My guess
He ain't gon b loyal
He gon b fun to b wit

Take the risk u might b d one to change him
Just like my babe wei I call dei apologize to yesterday change me

Love made me to c other girls like boys
Love made me a fool... I carry my last card buy gift
I dei suffer Like that
Love made me call the girl I was makin noise about that she beta no come back... I called her
I ate my own words for the sake of lOve

She is prayerful u said?
Who exactly is she praying to wit malice in her heart?
I beg forget she just dei suffer herself
Any woman that can go a month or months n not forgive her man
Thats no wife
God help u

Worshipping God!

Couldn't kill a fuckin chicken n some one is here killing a full grown ass babe
E pain me I swesr.... Where we dei go?
Y God no go allow us dei die of sickness anyhow

Does he even know what his doin
Marriage no b joke oo
Even me wei dei my late 20s I dei fear marriage n 15yrs old kid dei jump inside like say na PES GAME

If they lack equipment how much more naija
Yankee dei record 2k death a day n naija never record 10deaths in a day wit our poor hospitals wei we no get 24-7 light...
AFTER U TELL ME CORONA VIRUS DEI NAIJA
e go only catch d useless ppl wei say them get am n the ones wei open market, hotel n road but lock where we go fit go ask for mercies!!!


God Have Mercy On Us All

The almajiri for my street no pass this figure?
Wic kind talk b dis

U knew perfectly well what u wia delving b4 now but u still enta...
If u wan cope just open make my guy pump dei him way no way out

Told me she loved me n left wen the moni came... Ain't a single day dat goes by witout me thinkin about her

That moni ba?
I go make am
Promise!

This kind tin
U killed somebody mama
Hmnnn
Na all of us go die oo

Now I remember!
Y are our government so hopeless n useless?
I tot we r pose to b enjoy free electricity
I was really mad wen I saw bills comin in last month n this month
Y una just useless na?
I beg stop giving hope to Nigerians u ppl r fuckin unreliable
Fucktards!!!

No fud!