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I swear if u c ghost u no go come here come seek help

I wan vomit na so dei snake meat look n ppl still dei eat am?

Sorry ko
I've got 3 pw if I can't log in wit any I give up

Is that a cobra?

Wat do u expect
Kids forced into marriage

Lolz
Public holiday
I never c year wei i no fancy public holiday rather I wished it was the other way round...
Him for say make we start to dei go work oo
Me I don tire for this lockdown mata oo
TEMPTATION don dei much oo
Idle mind

Weitin do us for KD
we r not Nigerians too
U for come share us that moni ooo

Stop milking it
E dei happen... No b new tin
My advice... Don't call the name of ur God in vain... Him no for b ur mate
Him no send u go for premarital shits like that coz for babe make she ask u to go buy her pad... U too don dei browse the place b dat
Again...
No dei reason am oo... Na babes b dat... Some times jeje folo d one wei show u say she spoil oo... This innocent lookin ones can do tins ehn

Humans
We c period we go fear we no c we go fear
Wat exactly?
I beg e dei happen jor
E fit b toilet infection

That was never ur wife in the first place

No shit
Na today them dei say make we come collect palliative based in na white man get the school

A uselsee man wit a nice girl
Aaaah y this kind tin dei happen na
U c babe wei get pimple breast u wan go cheat her... Ur mata tire me I swear
Grown as guy like u just come dei change am for small girls

Well all of us na guy man
But my advice
Meet a gud girl don't make her regret being a gud girl
Already I don fall for her like my babe wei carry my head dei play this two days

Best news in century even if I no dei the state

Ordinary boxers?
U wear my favourite shirt with my consent I don dash u
I hate to share from head to toe
I fit allow u wear my watch only
My shoes?
Nooo... Ur leg fit change d shape, some pple don't know how to walk in shoes maybe its because they don't know what its worth
My tzer?
Noooo... No reasons apart from the fact say I no go like make them reason my say I dei borrow clothes wear
My boxers
U must b madddddddd
Me n u no go talk again oo
I don dash u n I go burn am if u no pack am
No share no shit wit roomies u met in school
My homeboy from 2004 till today
We no dei share clothes
Same school we graduate from
I stay at his home anyday anytime
But no sharing of shits

C how u cram how much u spend for her all in all
Nonsense u dei work na dis kind change wei guy man like me dei give u too dei give
Aaah baba dat babe no get strong head oo if not ehn u for enta
Wic one b all those principle u dei get say u no dei send moni via ATM or airtime
Hahahaha
U will b humbled very soon

Fools erwhere

My brothers wife don collect her own 2016
I did mine 2015 still waiting
Mehn that card fine

So the other ppl wearing the mask r not in a safe place
That man na just aboki

Make God just show us mercy
Boys don dei chop their savings ooo

youngcash99:
Dead effect 2

Nonsense game wei I delete like that.... I got to one stage I couldn't move again played like a thousand times I quit delete
Playing pubg lite n I don't miss dead efx

hardon1:
yea, you wont believe one my friendship with a girl ended just because i wont use condom. the babe won mad.
she was like: what is the problem with you and this condom sef
me: is to protect ourselves
her: protect what, dont worry i can take care of my self, i can handle it
me: baby, do you know condom also protects against disease
her: what do you mean, are you saying i have a disease
me: i did not say so o... am just saying
me: but ...but.. do you know if i have a disease
her. ehhhhh.. make i hear. i dont mind, give me the disease! every time condom condom

at that word "give me the disease", na im i know say this lady dey find something

Eeeyyyyh
I beggo... If she's willing to take that risk wit u she must have tried it wit a couple others b4 omo na mad gamble oo
But at a time u must just meet that babe wei u go climb express for her head!

Nickymichy:
My friend ran into my house shivering that the girl he has been banging was pregnant...I laughed.. before I knew it this guy started crying... honestly it's a funny scenario...I told him it was not true but he was so afraid that he almost pass out while I was consoling him... finally, I advised him that he should tell d girl that he will accept the pregnancy...that he has consulted his mom and she is really happy about what happened..I just told the guy to summon courage to do what I told him.. he did... after two days this girl confessed that she was just playing with him... that she wanted to test him if he actually love her...naso she for scam my guy... some ladies are not just wise...

But then again I ask
Na the proof for love b dat?
Me I will fail that test over n over again ooo
I no wan hear as e take even happen

smiliyB:
Lol, that's funny but your short form of writing couldn't allow me enjoy your post well. If not because it was interesting, I had to force myself to finish reading it

Lolz
Even the story sef I cut plenty scenes
Like the part wei my friends write lyrics for me... The name of the song na "papa baby"
The part wei my friends wei no even here anything dei give my high bp wit talks say she dei put on weight n she dei fresh like she get belle
The party I had to listen to all of them pledge one tin or the other
Some pledge pampers, others say them go sew native for me n her, others promise say na milk another one mad sotei him say him go vacate him room give me make we for stay
The part wei her female friends start to the call d girl by my name
I suffer like that oo
As for english
No b me do myself... Life hard for Nigerians... Nigerians r hungry!

X0012:
These females call it "test"

I don get same experience with one babe in 2016..
When I discover say she do that shit I break up with her straight.

Mumu me... Lolz
I still love this one ooo
After I don date like 5girls after her
If we meet again n one tin leads to another my present babe no go understand me again oo
Igbo girls ehn... Me I love them oo
Them sabi keep their man
Na b4 I dei fear them wen them say they like moni too much
But who doesn't like moni?

Omo!
Na so ma babe tell me say she never for c her period ooh
Two weeks to my 2nd semester exams in my first year in school... Hahahaha... I wan mad coz I just dei imagine how I take come school n I wan graduate b4 time or wit dual certs
The funny tin b say I dei careful I used a condom n I was wondering if the condom leak abi weitin I sidown tink like craze... I said two weeks to exams!. I no for read... The tin hit me hard say na me wei b last born wan fuckup pass!
The lady fine like craze infact I never still date girl wei I trip for like her
I reason her make we go run test for hospital so that we go know wat next she declined like dat
Aaah I hated my life for dating a teenager that year,,, she take the tin dei joke... Me I dei c how I wan take cope wit my life plus that kind fresh babe wit pikin
How I wan buy her cream n her clothes
I wan maddd
But last last 2days to exams she told me she saw her period
After I've been lookin miserable in school ... Not combing my beards or brsuhin my head

I dei wonder y girl dei do that shit

Omihanifa:
Don't know why some governor are very irresponsible just because they want to score cheap points they are easing lockdown ( opening churches and mosques) when yawa gas now they will be running to Abuja

God is everywhere people can pray and get answers at home it's not until they go to church or mosque

Some of these governor that don't believe covid19 exist is because one of their colleagues never die of the infection

Ur colleagues die
Abi U colleague colleagues
Ogbeni ansa me

olaboyeh:
Couldn't see u..maybe coz it's lite..mine is regular

All good

Don't worry
U will meet her soon
We all do

Then I noticed u r a kid n a confused somebody

I c lockdown affected parts of ur brain
Its a wonderful idea
Her a male too so they can live happily

Nonsense!
Naija wei we dei?
Think say na yankee sef
U for komot am from that bucket make e dei stroll for ur room

Looks a good fone actually
But I carry moni buy fone now I'm I not mad?

Abasilim:
Bro, I no go forget 2015 when one soidier for jos stop inside barbing saloon o cause my 3Q na us marine khaki, no b naija own sef...baba, this man mix my head with slap like say na me de sponsor boko haram

Hahahahahahhahahhhhhhahahahaaaaahhahaha
I wan die wit laff
Omo ni b small tin
I c we all have stories to twll

Force men for jos ehn
Them no dei take eyes c boys wei get hair like that ooo
Na so SARS change am for me 2016 wen I keep mad hair
The slap that guy land me till 2mrw I no go forget am... Na so I pack all my fones give am