₦airaland Forum

placeofallure:
Indomie and egg sa? Indomie! So men have bragging rights over a meal less than #500? I don't know why some women cheapen themselves that much.

Mothers should train their kids to be content with whatever is available in the family. The way I grew up, you won't believe it! If I no chop for 2 days, you won't know self, let alone you luring me to bed with cheap Indomie, Egbami!

Be modest. Don't run after any man's money, you can make more. I hate it when a man wants to play Lord, King and Master over me just because he's offering something no matter how big or small. Men will respect you when they find out you can breathe without them.

Different Background Different Trainings that's why the world is Diverse :

Indomie and Egg can still be used to Chop Buhari's Daughter, Dangote's Daughter, Even Dj Cuppy or Beyonce ...

It's not about the Food but the Love for the Man behind the food except He becomes an Unfortunate fellow

Meanwhile, Some girls are Longthroat and their Womanhood no mean much to them due to dysfunctional Background or Circumstances... Dem dey Use indomie and egg Chop dem Steady not just because of the food perse but the security of the man Against Her Background!

There is need to Protect Womanhood especially those who want to Be Protected not All Woman, I don't know how much Ministry of Women Affairs is doing about that .... I don't think we truly have laws protecting Women especially being Impregnated and Abandoned


The Mothers of Future Generations, Gen Z Pro

Persephone1:
No it doesn't! As a matter of fact no lady is cheap! Problem comes when these ladies lower their standards and get down you foolish guys without demanding anything in return, foolish guys who have the lowest esteem that can be found in humans who have glorified sex so much and never thought something as great as intimacy can ever get to their generation will start thinking of what they did to deserve such "mighty" gift.
And yes! He picks the highest he could ever afford. Indomie and egg.

If all you could ever brag with to get intimate with a lady is indomie and egg then you should be ashamed of yourself. You are not only broke but totally ungrateful for free gift of life.

True Overbloated Talk!

PerfectStranger:
I think karma is partial. Most people suffering from karma are innocent. Paying for shits they didn’t do.

How did You know that....

You draw water from Oceans inside a Bottle and Carry am go Your House .... You drink am e come Taste Salty ....

You draw water from your tap Inside a Bottle and drink am ... e come taste good and fine ...


Why would you conclude the Ocean Water inside your Cup is Innocent because e no suppose taste Salty ... How E go Be Fresh ...


Water Drawn from Salty Water will Taste Salty regardless of the Kinda Cup You Use Drawn am ...

Cup na Just Body, Water is Your DNA inherited from your parents and Ancestors...

You are Expected to do like them except you corrected it and suffer or enjoy same consequences Base on Current Trends:

Water Drawn from Sockerway will smell Shit any Day Regardless of The Cup Use to Drawn am except by Neutralisation ....

Nobody is innocent Bro, We shall all pay price of where we Originated, where your water(Your Body and Soul) is Drawn From and Also Enjoy the Benefits of where your water is drawn from ....

That's why You should shadow and Don't Mix Your Blood/Water with Anyhow humanbeing in order not to create wahala for yourselves and the Societies

Nonexisting1:
I don't believe in anything religion but I believe in karma. An old man once said to me, my son let me give you a little secret. Most people that suffer in this life now are only paying for their wickedness in their previous lives. Have you not entered okada before and wondered why this man with big man vibes dey ride okada. Even bus conductors, agberos, baro pushers, etc. You will get the vibes of an affluent person but the person dey struggle to survive. Since he told me that, I done dey wait for General Sani Abacha to come back make I turn am to my shoe shiner straight.

Abacha can't come back as your shoe shinner cuz God no dey reason like Man ....

Abacha died as Military C-in-C and Do you see his Families how many of them are Shoe shinners .. That's how you get your Clue ...

Nobody can Judge Anybody nor Make Decisions for Anybody's Account of Life But Only God Decides ...

Abacha might not be Evil as You think before His God due to Many Good Decisions He would have made that Only God knew ....

Laslas Our Intention is Our Judge not the Action Perse!

Where Grass Die in dry season shall Grass Rise in Raining Season, All things being Equal

Emilia154:
Does karma still exist??because d way people are penetrating evil ehn,i doubt if it stil exist.instead, those commiting evil are waxing stronger every.WTF

Karma is the reason why People are Penetrating Evil ...

Before You can do evil to People, You have to do the Evil to Your Brain First then Act it Out that's the Karma right there ....

You become Evil and another bigger evil will come to take you Out .. That's how Karma works!

Evil hurts Evils

Evil hurts Good wey Loose Guard

Good only do Good to Good

Good wey do Good to Evil without escape plan is looking forward to becoming Stew

Laslas there is no Perfect Good But God Only

Perfect Good would die immediately

We Human can only try our Best to Be Better Good and Maintain Better Good cuz our Flaws is the evil you do to Others!

There is also No Perfect Evil, Perfect Evil is a Beast and Shall be Terminated Immediately by Congregation of Other Goods or Congregation of Lesser Evils in a Coup !

You should ask for my Bank Account if I make Little Sense

Sagelomona:
ENOUGH WITH THE LIES

John Snow

FashionCookie:
Lol...I laugh in Chinese.
No matter how you look at it, you'll spend on a woman. No just stress yourself...even the ashawo wey you dey talk. You know how much to carry ashawo? The Indomie and egg no b money you go take buy am? Na sand?
Some will come here to advocate for going Dutch bla...bla...bla.
Weekends go to Shoprite and other relaxation centres and see. Filled to the brim...how many women pay the bills there? Men do!
Leave matter 4 Mathias. Men no go spend on women but no be for this life...probably the next.

No mind them instead make dem dey Pray make God dey provide ..

Men are meant to Spend, Women are meant to Reward with Caregiving .... where wahala dey na Say we wan Reverse the Roles which is Fuelled By Our thinking that we are "Woke"

Nature already Preinstal in us all those roles, Any Move to Change am na "Wotowoto" Our Global Societies go dey see as we dey see am ....

Not Many Woman would be a Provider and Still be a Woman ... Testosterone go dey rise in such Woman in order to power her Energies and she develops Manly Qualities Mentally...

Next Level of Evolutions is Many Women would be too Powered by Feminism as Men become Weaker due from Economic Harshness(Women could utilise their Womanhood Gifts to Upscale Economic Harshness But Men would need Vices/Crime) and Leading to Next waves of Economic Revolutions from Men to Question the Status Quo!

Many Men dey Marry dem fellow Men in a Women and Once You can't can, You Run .. I no be Blame dem ...

You just have to Conquer the Economics of the Economy in this dispensation before you can Call Yourself a Man in this Era, This is a War!

Gen Z Women are Demanding what our Ancestral Mothers never get liver to Demand ...

GboyegaD:
What constitution states that a lady should be taken care of during courtship?

The Constitution of Nature not even during Courtships but during Marriage and as Your Daughter, Mother, Aunt, Niece, Cousin even Street ... Lady are to be taken care of, Most Men Work anywhere in the World na woman dey Chop am Pass !

Once Men Loose grip of Women, Societies just go Mad ... No be to Use Force But Wisdom !

frozen70:
Try get manners small naw

No one is talking about being wicked
If you cant caution your girlfriend
Then you can't caution your wife

How do Caution Someone who is on Mayhem, Run ... You wan Caution someone Bokoharaming Another Person's Money

ernnie457:
I'd rather not go on a date with this kind of person....


But why d girl go come dey order champagne

You would Rather Be Humble not to touch another Person's Mental Disorder Thresholds

People wey well for Nigerian no Much like that

HantaVirus:
Why must dates be about food in this part of the world ?

I have gone on dates in the States and in the UK,we never went to a restaurant or to eat...

The lady I took on a date in the states,we went to a museum and after that we went to a bookstore and got some interesting books, after that we got ice cream and walked down the road for sight-seeing.

The one I took on a date in the UK,we went to a comedy show and after that,we went rock climbing.

But here in Nigeria,if it's not about food and drinks,you're not date worthy

Hungery girls Plenty ni !

Laturuturu:
Years ago I had a date with a lady. She ordered so much. She was busy eating while I try to start a conversation. She didn't respond at all. She was busy making video call and chatting with her friends.
She didn't even know when I left her. I didn't order anything oo.
The bill was about 23,700.
Talk she refused , she will only answer at intervals .very shirt answer like yes , ok, ok ,na wa , u r funny
I left her .
After 30 mins when I got home she started calling me Samson where as my name is Not Samson.
She even para for me for phone . Abeg come clear bill make I comot here I have beta things to do.
Na so I hang up ..after ten minutes she start to beg.
I just plug my phone sleep off only to wake up and see plenty curse for WhatsApp and text
I no even mind .

You are Wickedness ... I go call am to order sha instead of disgracing Her and Her Ancestors!

Corrinthians:
I don't see why such a man shouldn't taken in for questioning.

Take him for Questioning and the rest stop coming forward

Govt ain't Stupid na!

NACE13:
I kid you not. I witnessed every scene at the event. The bride confessed that she saw the red flags in the groom's family but pressure from her mother made her go ahead with the marriage.
As for the groom's father, the man is truly a shameless man. He left his 'high table' to go struggle for money. I have never seen such in my whole existence on planet earth.

The Groom's Suppose Carry his Father and Take Him Out ... God forbid Shameless Father !

NACE13:
This one happened January 2020.The groom's father fought with the bride's cousin because both families wanted to pick the money being sprayed on the dancing couple. The groom's friends joined in to beat the bride's cousin, the bride's people also joined in. The bride broke down in tears right there on the dance floor. That moment I knew the marriage was heading towards a ditch. Less than a year, the young couple separated. What a shame

I call this Wrestlemania and royal Rumble of Tag Teams Shuuu Ohh Funny o!

kingslj:
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Mine was seeing my mother in law refusing to shake hands with my mother because she felt my mother is not in her class.
you can imagine a wedding that no kobo was contributed by her o

she (mother_in law) still dey see shege from me till today.
i dont take someone insulting my mother in public or otherwise

Thanks for Repping! Protect Your Own !

HITsquad:
A little girl is attending her first wedding...
And as the priest is reading the vows, she leans over to her mother and whispers, "Why is the bride dressed in white?"
"Because white is the color of happiness," her mother explains, "and today is the happiest day in her life."
The child ponders this for a moment and then asks, "So why is the groom wearing black?"

... I can't stop Laughing .. Awon Omo Ancestral times to Emerge back as Gen Z

kennyz247:
ds genda with sex wahala home and abroad,only God can save us cause this thing called konji no get respect for tribe, religious and culture

Aswear ...
Control and God is Critical

Algold:
When you want to commit sin...
Very funny... Get marry and enjoy your life

He that God love he chastise

Truly, but it can also happen to a Married Man without illicit sex ...

It just the Body-System refusing to respond to Call of Duty ... It Happens!

Everyday can't be Game Day

SuperBlack:
This same thing happened to me on Friday, a girl I have targeting and spending for,

Finally visits my house, time for work Reach

My Ediotu was standing oO, as I come pull the Girl Cloths finish

My brother, De thing no agree stand Again oO,

I wan die, as the Girl come go,
The stupid thing come stand.

Lol ..
Your Thomas show you say ihm be Bossman ... No be all snail you Chop Na, if You no gree your JT go drop Vibes and U go gree by force

lhordspy:
Exact same thing former governor of Enugu state, Chimaroke Nnanmani said few days ago. This is same thing Soludo is saying again. Without having a prophet to tell us, we know how the igbos will react as usual to the truth; Anger, insult, abuses ,curses, hate, and aggresivenss towards the person but not the message. So sad and very unfortunate

it is very obvious The igbos never learn or maybe they dont want to learn or maybe they have a phobia for learning.

How can you do same thing all over again and want to achieve different result. Over the past years, the igbos has been sidelined and marginalised politically and nationally as a result of nothing but their inbuilt and nurtured hatred and envy for everyone even to they themselves. It is only from igbos that you will begin to hear this one is not real igbo, he is ika, he is ikwere - they are not igbos. So pathetic.

Politics is played by making alliances, friendship, building bridges with other people from other regions not by 'Gbas-gbas' everytime. Insulting, abusing, cursing everyone against your ambition. May i need to remind igbos that elections are won through voting NOT on a platter of sympathy that 'it is our region turn to rule' ...

With the recent happening, the whole of Nigeria have seen the igbos for who they really are. Nothing but uncultured disrespectful angry birds .

Peter obi political career has been completely destroyed. After 2023 the man is done. You people have complete set the ambition of a promising man, Peter obi on fire through Nzogbu Nzogbu disgusting politics you are playing.

Some even went as far as going after the life of Soludo, his family and even extended it to his village, just because he was forced by Seu.n of Channel TV into talking about Investment that has to do with Peter Obi.

What is all these for christ sake?

Soludo already laying the foundation for his Presidency ... He gets the drift ...

Presidency requires Diplomacy and Polithicking ... U can't get anything done with aggression and Opportunities for Revenge ....

Power is Power according to Cersie Lannister in the Game of Thrones Movie Series

The Reason for Most Economic Problems in Nigeria is Stashing of Cash:

E.g.

N1,000 is Meant to go round and Create Income of N100,000 before being retired But Someone somewhere just Keep For House to making that money unproductive by Keeping the Money inside Septic Tank or Underground denying the economy the Robustness of that N1,000 ....

Now Money Become too Scarce beyond Envisaged By the Government and Costs of Money Increases due to More Demands for Money to Settle Bills and Lesser Money in Circulation Simply because Some Bros Keep am Put for House dey Beat Chest up and Down say dem be Odogwu

Only The Rich And connected ones get to have Access to Remaining Money in Circulation while the Poor Ones shall be Eroded because no Money for You and Na Everyone dey buy market na so Market sef go Cost ...

Then Debts keep Pilling Up everywhere Because You Buy market no see Money Pay Am ....

Even if You Steal am, Put am Back for the Nigerian Economy(Money Laundering is it) even if Say na Ya Village you go spend am, E go Cycle Back come City But no go stash am for Sockerway or Obodo Oyinbo na like Raping Nigeria and Nigerians if to say dem be Woman:

You rape Woman finish, Still Carry Her Breast and toto Keep for House as Souvenirs ... that's Murderer by a MadMan ! ...

That's how E be make person dey stash Cash ... Use am do Businesses, Buy Properties anything !

Nigerians na Nigeria Wahala

E come be like the Woman wey All boys dey manage for Street, E reach ya turn you Put am for House, cum wife am Join as if na ya Private property Na so You Spoil Market for Everybody ...

Terry44:


Most times anxiety is the cause of such situation while excessive fapping can cause the dikk to prefer your left-hand that any punanii.



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Pls can you explain why is it the left hand

jeromestarks:
It is a purity test. Those who didn't open their legs for two eggs and indomie will be the ones we will marry.

Your Test will Fail because You are wired to those with Indomie and Egg ... Those who no dey Open legs for Indomie and eggs will Know you be Olo.sho and run

jeromestarks:
Marry a virgin, you will not hear.
Many men are currently taking care of children who are not theirs.

The worst thing is that these men will die and leave their inheritance for a children who were fathered by another man.

Fvck any girl you want but when it comes to marriage, find a virgin woman. Only her deserves your love and devotion.

The Stupidities in Your Posts are that when You and I and Other Men Fvcks Every and Any Girl We want Na where the Virgin girl you wan Marry go come come from because even Men in Your Village go Don fvck the girls there too ... Except Dem go born female pikin for your eyes and you go watch and Cage am till adulthood so no man go touch am

Alaye Take Chill, You are Marrying Another Person's Fvcked and Another Person is Gonna Marry Your Fvcked ....

We shall get am as we want am

zedegit:
Some people don't believe in dating. They believe you should just put the ring to it if you want them. I have met one of such girls. She's actually a wife material; 100 yards.

Remember some people broke up after dating for 7 Years and you can't fully know a woman even if you date her all your life, she fit still shock you.


What is your preference? Date or outright marriage?

Olohun there is no rule it depends on You guys Maturities and How una Hit Am !

UyaiIncomparabl:
I love Mr Nice Guys though (what you guys call a SIMP). They are my type.

No Woman Likes Simp, A Dude at Your Beck and Call, Who can't even Discipline your kids unless you come Home .... who can't make decision on his own as a Man .... Nah!

You would be Bored in no time and drop his Nyansh for Sigma Male ...

You are confused, You want a Man not a Simp!

Wizzy13:
Am troubled, why do Nigerian girls hate nice, cool, soft spoken and decent guys.
they always take that as an advantage to be harsh with them

Please enlighten me

Or do u have this same Experience

Women Don't like Immature Men:
If she does something Wrong She knows she would Punish Herself But You allowed her to go scot free even lapping her Ass... She would messed you up as Unenterprising and Unentertaining .... Women don't like Boring Men with One Single Routine ... Be Dynamic and Diversifying:

There is a Line between Caring and Nice and That Line is Discipline-Reprimand Line:

Care-Discipline-Reprimand-Nice-Love

rusher14:
I would make Diego Costa the captain then watch what would happen.

Gattuso is the Best Captain for that Team.. Costa Can't Manage Ibrahimovic

Benrosaria:
Don’t you dare say this. A woman can be satisfied just know her satisfaction. The funny truth is when you know a woman’s satisfaction she becomes happily angry with you. That’s a balance brother and stop slagging

NA OT wey many people no know but since na bashing Women dem sabi ... How dem go know ....

Anyway 68 plenty na sugar daddy be that ...

Mekuseh11:
I'm really pissed and angry.

Pissed and Angry ... u no get work

The fault is beyond Men and Women ....

This is a Systemic Problem and Only those with Intelligence can tower over Present predicament Bedevevilling Men and Women..

There are alot of Money worths Abound but with lesser Money in the hands of Many ....

Inflation, Interests Rates and FX rates is not also friendly to most Men .....

The Mountain just get much difficult to climb except those with tactics .... .....

Dysfunctional homes is not also helping many ... Most are fvcked in the head from infancy so Don't be Pissed and Angry but realistic!

Men are Overstressed this days due to Economic Realities While Women as Women also need Men worthy of taking good care of them ...

So Most Men can't Can and Most Women ain't gotten their desired Men with intentions of not settling for less ...

Many Single Men leads to Many Single Women

May God Heal the world against these self inflicted Hardships!